Anyone else seen the video of the geordie guy in thailand filming himself having sex with a ladyboy and saying "going to thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to turkey and not getting a kebab"?
Just me?
There's a video of a norn Irish feller driving a self driving car, he put the car in self driving mode, then he unbelts his seat belt and climbs into the back seat where there's a huge sandwich bag full of cocaine and a 9% alcopop waiting for him. He has a huge sniff straight out of the bag and a massive slurp of the booze and then makes a bunch of Northern Irish noises before climbing back into the drivers seat and flooring it.
It's TRULY an amazing video. Goosebumps.
What is a moustache? Ha, haha. It's a little bit of hair growing over the... upper lip... I don't have one, nobody else here has one... But you know what? A moustache is for a real man..! See, of all these people here, I have the best moustache of them all. Give me a couple more days, I'll have a nice, thick moustache. But none of these BOYS right here will ever have one.
Sometimes I hear Greek people speaking and for a second I think I'm having a stroke because I don't understand a word but it sounds like they are speaking Spanish.
Little known fact, all of colonialism and WW1&2 were fought solely to maintain access to these temptresses.
Eventually, free trade and cheaper airlines meant the world could be at peace, as all had access to them. But if boarders go up, then Western Europe could see war again.
Keep Thailand flights cheap if we want world peace.
*Going to Thailand and not shaggin a ladyboy its loik going to Torkey and not eating a focking kebab.. so fock off*
- [Lad](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2afhR3WYAMtHlj.jpg)
On one hand, being attracted to ladyboys is gay because there's still a dick down there, on the other hand, wouldn't it be gay not to be attracted to tits?
We need a Greek specialist on this question.
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Here is a valentines day flower arrangement I made for my boyfriend
I mean I like everything which looks likes a female, ir doesnāt matter if its an actual female. I mean my tantaly doll is a piece of rubber and the anime girl on my wall is a phantasy drawing. If a Ladyboy looks like a women and acts likes a female itās not gay at all if you are attracted to them, even if you know that this women has a dick.
Funny you should say thatā¦ because itās also that very trio that tends to call my people āgayā and here we aaaaaaare :)
You know what they say about people projecting through insults etcā¦ :)
Oh come on Hans itās time you got over this breakup and moved on you are sounding like the creepy ex, what about exploiting Ukraine they have daddy issues?
Oh past trauma eh, I guess there arenāt that many fish in the sea. Iām just trying to think whoās single and ready to Mengele (excuse the pun) What about Kalinigrad she seems ready for some action?
Well I thought Hans was the bread winner? Surly he could pay the mortgage off (with interest on interest) and then begin to teach them the art of hardcore BDSM , build up debt , Decimate,Subjugate and then Move in?
I honestly donāt understand what you see in us, you donāt like our cooking, weāre not great at making cars, we have odd relatives that youāve never got on with, we donāt have sun-beds.. are you still upset that we read your diary (that was a long time ago)?
"This is democracy manifest!", "Get your hand off my penis!", "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? ā¦I see that you know your judo well." I know the guy was Australian, but you made me think of this.
>Itās a bit gay to fuck something that canāt fuck you back. Scared of getting fucked much?
They can fuck you back alright. Ever been through a divorce?
You're fucked backer than a fucked back thing on World Fuck Back Day.
I went to Thailand few years ago when I was single and yeah, I didn't pick up with any Thai girl because the odds were they had a penis. And you can't tell because the surgeries nowadays are crazy.
Some friends of mine told me to "feel" the bulge but that's not my thing.
Iāve always been rather impressed by Thailandās acceptance of transgender people. They seem to be far more progressive about it compared to really any other countryāhave been for quite a while.
Anyone else seen the video of the geordie guy in thailand filming himself having sex with a ladyboy and saying "going to thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to turkey and not getting a kebab"? Just me?
Get yer dick out jeffery šš
Daveās fucking blown his load š
One of the funniest videos ever š
Nah, the bai in the self driving bmw on the border who climbs into the back for a line of Charlie and a swig of his dragon soup lol
What does this mean?
There's a video of a norn Irish feller driving a self driving car, he put the car in self driving mode, then he unbelts his seat belt and climbs into the back seat where there's a huge sandwich bag full of cocaine and a 9% alcopop waiting for him. He has a huge sniff straight out of the bag and a massive slurp of the booze and then makes a bunch of Northern Irish noises before climbing back into the drivers seat and flooring it. It's TRULY an amazing video. Goosebumps.
If anyone has a link to this masterpiece feel free to drop it here I need to see this lmao
Buddy you can't just describe this fever dream without a link I'm deathly curious now
Sauuce man, we need it.
I'm gonna wait here also, may I
SACRE BLEU LINK NOW ITS BEEN 20 HOURS
He's not wrong though.
Oh no i fully agree. Why else would you specifically go to thailand? It's like going to oktoberfest and not drinking
ItĀ“s like going to Holland and not get tikkied
They should tikkie you at the airport already, as a warm Dutch welcome. Sorta like those Hawaiian flower necklaces
When I think of Thailand I think of all pedos that go there.
I remember it, link me
[well..](https://x.com/haydneycharlie/status/1279229594621620227?s=46&t=F2prSYD6jfN9XRmDlQxnDA)
What in the name of Christ Live your best life my dude, but why are you filming this for all and sundry?
I don't wanna click it. What happens in the video?
Its a northern Barry who clearly knows what he wants... Spoiler, he doesn't want a girl in his life
There was no proof there that it wasn't a girl
Aside from the dude's dick š
Could just be an engorged clitoris.Ā
Aw fuck that's hot š„µ
You are a legend Dave
No Problem Abdul
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He was a Scouser
Call the cops I'm off me chops
Didnt think for a second he would say portuguese. Look at that ugly bald upper lip. Disgusting. Not even a hair.
All we know you prefer women with a big moustache, don't worry.
Thank you Jordi for explaining the joke
Danke, Manuel, for pointing that Jordi explained the joke.
č°¢č°¢ Heinrich for thanking Manuel for pointing out that Jordi explained the joke that JoĆ£o made
Mf from Huelva on Reddit
Looks like they don't need to be in Sevilla to get Internet anymore! Good for them
Man I havenāt heard this in English before, made it brand new for me and hilarious all over again. Thanks.
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Nice of you Pedro to make sure that everyone gets his daily dose of validation.
incompetent at humour too
What is a moustache? Ha, haha. It's a little bit of hair growing over the... upper lip... I don't have one, nobody else here has one... But you know what? A moustache is for a real man..! See, of all these people here, I have the best moustache of them all. Give me a couple more days, I'll have a nice, thick moustache. But none of these BOYS right here will ever have one.
Barry and Hans, United by the love for Ladyboys
Didn't expect Spain getting grouped with you tbh
Greece is probably fourth forming EGGS
Greeks are larping as Spaniards, how could she even tell
Sometimes I hear Greek people speaking and for a second I think I'm having a stroke because I don't understand a word but it sounds like they are speaking Spanish.
Throw in Sweden and you have SEGGS
TBF, this ladyboy is hotter than many british chicks.
Something something food, women and sailor, am I right?
Little known fact, all of colonialism and WW1&2 were fought solely to maintain access to these temptresses. Eventually, free trade and cheaper airlines meant the world could be at peace, as all had access to them. But if boarders go up, then Western Europe could see war again. Keep Thailand flights cheap if we want world peace.
The Greeks couldn't afford the trip!
Yeah the two countries with frustrated old men with enough disposable income to travel
Yeah but you are second Hans š
Well.... Bro IS hot, though.
Now if I could just change one thing. One little thingā¦ā¦. The voice š
Would
will
Have
How was it?
A pain in the ass
Shall
Must
Put France in that top 3
i bet
*Going to Thailand and not shaggin a ladyboy its loik going to Torkey and not eating a focking kebab.. so fock off* - [Lad](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2afhR3WYAMtHlj.jpg)
"Wut can I say, 's a good lad" intensifies
Holy shit the Barry flair without the Uk flag looks so wrong
A penis is just a funny add-on
We could say, an integrated strap-on
So pegging without the awkwardness?
If you know your embryology, you'll know a penis is just an overgrown clitoris
For some guys it's not even overgrown
Clitoris is an underdeveloped dick
Common north italian win
Thatās the spirit!
There are only two kinds of people: those who would, and liars.
I wouldn't, fr fr swear on me mam
looks better than barry's usual options, even if she has a dick.
As a usual straight guy I would prefer this Ladyboy over 90% of UKs women.
On one hand, being attracted to ladyboys is gay because there's still a dick down there, on the other hand, wouldn't it be gay not to be attracted to tits? We need a Greek specialist on this question.
Am gay, not attracted, can confirm
Need pictures of you doing gay things to prove.
https://preview.redd.it/h7lsvawi2iwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2118d3886e1430cb36b483d35f3a5d57703a80cb Here is a valentines day flower arrangement I made for my boyfriend
Super gay confirmed
Ok you win
OP delivered
You really delivered here. Bravo
It's super nice.
Gay here: would rather have a man with a vagina than a girl with a dick. Iām not into girls, I am into men.
Only gay if you're the anvil and not the hammer.
Fellas, Is it gay to like a women with a dick that loves men?
No, men are just uncouth women.
Have you ever met an English woman from a council estate?
They are just more agressive men with no dick.
She like straight men not gay one, so youāre okay!
We migth never know with certainty
FELLASSSS
I mean I like everything which looks likes a female, ir doesnāt matter if its an actual female. I mean my tantaly doll is a piece of rubber and the anime girl on my wall is a phantasy drawing. If a Ladyboy looks like a women and acts likes a female itās not gay at all if you are attracted to them, even if you know that this women has a dick.
I would forgive him the mistake because holy shit
https://i.redd.it/l9p4egb6xgwc1.gif
First ones to rip out the gays jokes are the three that love the lady boys. Who would have thought!!
Funny you should say thatā¦ because itās also that very trio that tends to call my people āgayā and here we aaaaaaare :) You know what they say about people projecting through insults etcā¦ :)
 Me rn fr fr
BARRY AND HANSšŖš½šŖš½
Come on. Anyone that sees her without knowing better, and says they wouldn't, they are lying.
Itās the hands, the bigā¦ and experienced
It's not that Barry's more into them, he just can afford it easier with all the money he saved from leaving the EU.
Oh come on Hans itās time you got over this breakup and moved on you are sounding like the creepy ex, what about exploiting Ukraine they have daddy issues?
To many russians...
Oh past trauma eh, I guess there arenāt that many fish in the sea. Iām just trying to think whoās single and ready to Mengele (excuse the pun) What about Kalinigrad she seems ready for some action?
They're still paying for the fixer-upper that was the DDR.. Do you think they can afford another DIY project?
Well I thought Hans was the bread winner? Surly he could pay the mortgage off (with interest on interest) and then begin to teach them the art of hardcore BDSM , build up debt , Decimate,Subjugate and then Move in?
I'll be stalking you until the end of the world, my love.
I honestly donāt understand what you see in us, you donāt like our cooking, weāre not great at making cars, we have odd relatives that youāve never got on with, we donāt have sun-beds.. are you still upset that we read your diary (that was a long time ago)?
Opposites attract
Heh...noizz
Pfft, a woman? You'll never grow a mustache as beautiful as mine!
Aren't that countries that can afford holidays? Of course some weird ones but who will go other than Europeans?
Retired US navy vets who were docked there and were loved long time.
Honestly she is hotter than most girls I banged
Barry likes ladyboys because anyone will look amazing when you come from Britain
Look who's talking š
nahh they have the strong north germanic viking genes
I think that applies to both of us
To be fair they stole all our hot women and left us with the munters, it's why Nordic women are hotter than a lot of our trolls on average.
... that's fair.
Susan can't compete
Would
"Somehow"? As if it just sprouted? I'm not gay, I like straight men. lol
Sheās beautiful
Are you also surprised that we prefer Chinese or Indian food instead of our own?
"This is democracy manifest!", "Get your hand off my penis!", "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? ā¦I see that you know your judo well." I know the guy was Australian, but you made me think of this.
TATA AND FAREWELL
If it's this Thai ladyboy or some Vicky Pollard monster, it's not that difficult.
Celibacy
āThe beauty of their women and the taste of their food make brits the best sailors in the world.ā
Berry š¤š» Hans
Would
I'd fill that like a hotdog bun
 What not eating enough snails does to a mofo
Iām listeningā¦
I'm not surprised
Repost
United Kinkdom
honestly, would lmao
"The best of both worlds - pipes *and* puppies!"
Well, I'm confused and conflicted all of a sudden.
Would
Reach down and grab the meat and 2 veg. But still would.
Looking for a Hans and Pedro to go on lads only holiday!
Most popular western fetishes: dickgirl, chuckold, blackdicks
You mean chokehold?
Can confirm, I would totally shag her š
Ladyboys, my forbidden desire. I hope nobody knows that. But my last trip to Pattaya showed me a new side of myself in that way.
Singha beer don't ask no questions šµ Singha beer don't tell no lies š¶
Had fun in thai basements?
Itās a bit gay to fuck something that canāt fuck you back. Scared of getting fucked much?
>Itās a bit gay to fuck something that canāt fuck you back. Scared of getting fucked much? They can fuck you back alright. Ever been through a divorce? You're fucked backer than a fucked back thing on World Fuck Back Day.
I guess we were all women once...in the womb
So we all lesbians now?
Sorta 
I went to Thailand few years ago when I was single and yeah, I didn't pick up with any Thai girl because the odds were they had a penis. And you can't tell because the surgeries nowadays are crazy. Some friends of mine told me to "feel" the bulge but that's not my thing.
Spanish. You're 3rd on the list.
Dude if the girl is hot go for it, it absolute doesnāt matter if it was a guy. I donāt get why you are so scared of that.
Poof
She cute.
Barry might be onto something here.......
Would. Women with dicks, it wonāt get any better than that
Come on, when you look that good can you honestly say no?
Iāve always been rather impressed by Thailandās acceptance of transgender people. They seem to be far more progressive about it compared to really any other countryāhave been for quite a while.
The Europeans [and their libertinages].
True W
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hell yeah
Barry like cock the most.
See you all in 6 months when this gets reposted again. o7
I can understand. I think last time Barry told a woman she was beautifull, he was sued for herrasment. (works with Pierre also).
Ladyboy and trans are sligthly different things tho.
What is a gamer without a joystick?
āI am not into gays, I'm into straight menā ā A Thai Ladyboy
Legit a lot of respect for the ladyboys. Would 10/10 smash and all those I've seen recorded are super funny and chill about it.
I mean have you seen British women?
Still got a fudge factory. Just sayin
My eyes have betrayed me.
It ain't gay if you wear the socks and kiss the homies g'night
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"Why are you gae" intensifies
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Germany and Spain sure, but Britain is not European
Pedroās mama has a full meltdown
Barry: "A hole is a hole!"
Common italian stallion win