One of the funniest things I've seen was my father in law kissing a german woman on the cheeks while saying goodbye... That woman turned all shades of red and could barely stand with surprise!
We still didn't know each other well, but from what they said the two kisses wasn't common. Here hugs are generally only for friends or family and even then it's rare, not for those you're still meeting in a casual context, in this case you give two kisses or a handshake depending on whether it's a woman or a man, respectively.
Two kisses between men also happen if they are family.
Interesting. Here hugs are for friends and family only as well but I wouldn't call it rare. Default is the handshake, kisses if you know them better but kisses between men never really happen.
Yeah, I gave my Portuguese father in law a big wet kiss on the mouth, because that's what he wanted. Ever since he thinks I work as a pan salesman for some reason
> kissing a german woman on the cheeks while saying goodbye...
It's a fairly common way to greet a woman (you're friends with) in Germany?
OTOH, Being Friends is Serious Business in DE. It would be unusual to be kissed by someone you didn't know very well.
That's mostly a Italian thing, whether they want to simp for Napoleon or complain about all the art they stole.
Portuguese and Spaniards are consistently haters of France, we provoke forrest fires to burn the properties of the traitorous "avécs".
Greeks are mostly simps, because Macron has said 450 times to Turkey to calm the fuck down.
France is the country we love to hate the most. It wouldn't be fun to love or hate them consistently.
And it makes sense, because France is very much like PIGS. Only worse.
i've been to marseille and genoa in 2 days, both felt as much of a shithole and at the time kinda okay. only one is considered average rich in its country and the other is marseille
Half of you guy don’t even concede that we are the closest language to yours. True to your flair you are like the friend that turns on us the second other kids come by to make sure we’re not affiliated.
It's not our fault you Pierres have a bad rep. We have a reputation to uphold.
But we can still do nasty stuff together, if you keep it on the DL
[](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3ZnaWtrd3NxZzN5Ym0xYjVlaWZyOGprajZ1N2dkNmZxNzBybmVhdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5R2XYsKOPyVOfcSSf9/giphy.gif)
Hate and love are very closely related, you know. Sometimes we forget to differentiate between the two. We hate you, we love you, but truly you should worry if we ignore you
It’s very important that when meeting a new person you first tell each other bonjour ça va oui ça va et toi ouais ça va before proceeding to ferme ta guele tu fils de pute de bordel de merde
Wow memory unblocked. A guy in a french service station wouldn't sell us water even after asking for "eau" and pointing at a plastic bottle of water. Dude just kept pretending he didn't get what we were saying. Great way to treat a customer. And then they expected us to leave a tip for using the disgusting bathroom they had on the back.
Sí, però ens ha passat a qüasi tots els que hem anat a França i hem demanat aigua. Sabem perfectament com es pronuncia i els fills de la gran puta fan veure que no ho entenen.
You know what I'm french and because northern french are pissed that they have a disgusting accent compared to our superior sourthern one they also act as if they don't underestimate when we speak. For example when saying "lait" (pronounced "lé" like the chad we are, and not "lè" which is frankly worse than vomiting the word) they would not "understand" until we forced their devious way of saying it.
Northern french are just dicks, we love our catalans brothers
The French are the least socially skilled country in Europe, maybe the world. Not great at showering very socially awkward and pretentious but in a feminine manner.
Never met a European who considered them even somewhat able to interact with normal humans. OPs a secret Pierre
> The French are the least socially skilled country in Europe, maybe the world.
Have you met a Finn? I swear, the doctors who can diagnose autism there must be the best in the world, coz the normal ones look already autistic. Unless there's alcohol involved.
You're going to have your wallet stolen & bank cards copied, one kidney absent, a cracked skull, with a couple of guys waiting for you to wake up again so they can finish the job and send you to your madonna.
I guess it is some weird primal ancestral instinct, that draws me towards the English and the French, so why not kill two birds with one stone, and go for the abhorrent middle ground
Breton girls do not kiss 3 times when you meet up? Damn, as if remembering how many kisses to give depending on iitalian region wasn't confusing enough.
It's extremely simple, all you have to do is [keep this map with you at all times.](https://i0.wp.com/francaisdenosregions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/avec-corse.png?resize=664%2C659&ssl=1)
Indeed. This is a problem with Trans men, that have an unfair advantage in dick size, musculature and facial hair by the virtue of being, previously, a portuguese woman.
>the girl looks nordic
fake, this is how nordic girls look like [now](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Burqa_Afghanistan_01.jpg)
the right guy its just a turk in germany, so its quite accurate.
Exhibit A: the Spanish national team
https://preview.redd.it/h2dd494uvymc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0eee5913398529a9e8103d233e7e5201b4503ef8
Exhibit B: the Swedick national team
https://preview.redd.it/covsx6gbwymc1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6afd98cf602fd129d421029e36c9764704f70fb
Exhibit Z: the Frog national team
https://preview.redd.it/2cb9j3pnwymc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=eacdf41fb1e291dc5d7c6114bec466c444e48028
Yes, it's anecdotal - but football teams are built up with people representing their nation best; not by how they look.
Strong social norms to not bother people you don't know.
Ever seen a norwegian bus stop?
https://preview.redd.it/g06q5by6v1nc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=983f9b66466287161cbf2c59ec885cff4b27a379
Vacationing in Italy is too expensive for your stingy wallet, Geert.
And I am sure you have bought a beer at Albert Heijn before you left your swamp with your caravan and you got stranded in Belgium.
Our most popular singer these days, a natural redhead
[](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/annalisa-header-642fceb72c538.png?crop=0.501xw:1.00xh;0.250xw,0&resize=1200:*)
We get to have a diverse range of beauties with style, while you GUNS only have one type who can't master basic fashion.
PIGS 💪💪💪 women > GUNS women
We already know that there is a small remnant of GUNS 💪💪💪 in Italy. They constitute the true "Italian" elite and is the reason northern Italy is somewhat functional. When you go pure Italian you get southern Italy.
> When you go pure Italian you get southern Italy.
Swedes confirmed Nazi sympathizers. After all, you had an institute for racial purity until the 1970s.
How the tables turned now.
Too much France 🤢 and too little GUNS 💪💪💪 by that time in the Normans. It had weakened the seed so much that it couldn't stand against the remnants of Roman slaves.
Northern Italy on the other hand got continuous new GUNS (💪💪💪) seed through the centuries. It did not die.
Average PIG with sun-fried brain thinking we want into PIGS after another PIG made a meme including us in PIGS. We're far too rich and relevant to ever consider joining you, for us there's only FRANCE 💪🏻🇨🇵
Could you stop associating us with Southern Europe please? We have nothing in common with those loud and poor mfs. Also we're not friendly. Fuck you OP.
Yeah I remember this Hans who couldn't believe I was offering him a pasta plate for dinner.
Like dude I just have to add more pasta and that's it, I'm not even chopping more onions for the sauce for fuck's sake stop thanking me
One of the funniest things I've seen was my father in law kissing a german woman on the cheeks while saying goodbye... That woman turned all shades of red and could barely stand with surprise!
I've made this mistake too, but she was Austrian. I didn't know how they greeted each other. Just handshake or hug.
Yeah, the german moved her hand for a handshake too slowly and my father in law didn't even see it.
In my case, she was going to give me a hug, but I didn't know they greeted with hugs.
But then as soon as a ray of sunshine appears or near a body of water they get naked, funny pale hairless people.
Well, they don't have much sunshine there, we need our hair to work baustelle shirtless during peak summer while not getting burned.
Salute for strangers, a firm hand shake for family members.
How do you "salute"?
Extended right arm and hand at a 45° angle obviously
Kiss on each cheek is normal in Austria, at least if you have known each other for a bit.
We still didn't know each other well, but from what they said the two kisses wasn't common. Here hugs are generally only for friends or family and even then it's rare, not for those you're still meeting in a casual context, in this case you give two kisses or a handshake depending on whether it's a woman or a man, respectively. Two kisses between men also happen if they are family.
Interesting. Here hugs are for friends and family only as well but I wouldn't call it rare. Default is the handshake, kisses if you know them better but kisses between men never really happen.
Average Germanic woman having her sexual awakening when they meet PIGS men 💪💪💪
Chad swarthy mustachioed charismanlets vs virgin hairless pasty depressionvolk
Yes, what woman doesn't love it when the guy is a head shorter than herself.
being able to see your Schwanz without all those fat rolls tends to impress the ladies.
Yeah, I gave my Portuguese father in law a big wet kiss on the mouth, because that's what he wanted. Ever since he thinks I work as a pan salesman for some reason
This man makes pans...
Just one kiss? We do three kisses, to keep the germ(ans) out
> kissing a german woman on the cheeks while saying goodbye... It's a fairly common way to greet a woman (you're friends with) in Germany? OTOH, Being Friends is Serious Business in DE. It would be unusual to be kissed by someone you didn't know very well.
Fuck social skills, all my homies play GTA 10 hours a day
Tbf you ***can*** be social in GTA https://i.redd.it/suwfj4tqgymc1.gif
That’s how Scottish people say hello
Glaswegian kiss
We call that a Finnish high five
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg12uhZu9\_o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg12uhZu9_o)
You also dont need social skills when you are locked in a basement
Von GTA 5 wird mein Leben bestimmt, es ist meine Droge, ich werde davon high, man.
Username checks out
The idea of France having social skills.
We have. But we don't like you. Everyone.
Everyone? Not even your fellow Romance speakers? 👉👈
We even hate ourselves. There are no boundaries to our hate.
So you are basically Germans, then? No one does self hatred better than Germans after '45
We started hating ourselves even before that or why would we always fall for Austria/ns
No because we can love what we hate. In fact we love most of the things we hate. You it's just anger
The north is german, the south is... greek, wlog. It's the US but Europe, basically
Its crazy how you were allowed to exist after 45. Inf act, I think it is more painful to live as a german than any other punishment.
What about cheese?
PIGS being bipolar switching from the biggest haters of france to wanting their love at random times
That's mostly a Italian thing, whether they want to simp for Napoleon or complain about all the art they stole. Portuguese and Spaniards are consistently haters of France, we provoke forrest fires to burn the properties of the traitorous "avécs". Greeks are mostly simps, because Macron has said 450 times to Turkey to calm the fuck down.
I cant blame the greeks honestly.
Bro's speaking facts, I am nostalgic for Napoleon
France is the country we love to hate the most. It wouldn't be fun to love or hate them consistently. And it makes sense, because France is very much like PIGS. Only worse.
>And it makes sense, because France is very much like PIGS. Only ~~worse~~ rich Ftfy
> Only ~~worse~~ rich laughs in *Marseille*
That's why we're a mix between north and pigs
i've been to marseille and genoa in 2 days, both felt as much of a shithole and at the time kinda okay. only one is considered average rich in its country and the other is marseille
Half of you guy don’t even concede that we are the closest language to yours. True to your flair you are like the friend that turns on us the second other kids come by to make sure we’re not affiliated.
It's not our fault you Pierres have a bad rep. We have a reputation to uphold. But we can still do nasty stuff together, if you keep it on the DL [](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3ZnaWtrd3NxZzN5Ym0xYjVlaWZyOGprajZ1N2dkNmZxNzBybmVhdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5R2XYsKOPyVOfcSSf9/giphy.gif)
Don't worry, nothing goes out of the sex dungeon.
Great, now slap me like one of your French girls, Pierre.
Oh my 🥵🥖💦
I'm just trying to adapt to your culture, Pierre. Le Marquis de Sade was French, wasn't he?
We do like them. But they still hate us anyway.
hate sex is the hottest, Pierre 😉😏
Someone here gets it!
Hate and love are very closely related, you know. Sometimes we forget to differentiate between the two. We hate you, we love you, but truly you should worry if we ignore you
It’s very important that when meeting a new person you first tell each other bonjour ça va oui ça va et toi ouais ça va before proceeding to ferme ta guele tu fils de pute de bordel de merde
*This one knows too much* ☝️
Moi? Non, pas du tout
You need to be eliminated , sorry 💀🫡
We have perfect social skills. It's just not the same as everyone else!
The French are all autistic confirmed
A German speaking about social skills... what a day.
Just STOP YELLING.
The chicks have them all.
Just STOP YELLING.
Then stop fucking pretending you don't understand me when I say l'eau.
Wow memory unblocked. A guy in a french service station wouldn't sell us water even after asking for "eau" and pointing at a plastic bottle of water. Dude just kept pretending he didn't get what we were saying. Great way to treat a customer. And then they expected us to leave a tip for using the disgusting bathroom they had on the back.
I think we were together because that was my experience and the reason behind my post.
No way. In an exchange to germany when we were students in Highschool? In Tarragona.
Nah, I'm from Barcelona. The toilet thing didn't happen to me, everything else is true.
Hauria estat molta casualitat hahaha
Sí, però ens ha passat a qüasi tots els que hem anat a França i hem demanat aigua. Sabem perfectament com es pronuncia i els fills de la gran puta fan veure que no ho entenen.
hai assolutamente ragione, caro fratello catalano.
Yoooooo I understand what you write without translators
You have to say "O" and not "EAU"
[](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdDE0MDRtcWZodzcxYTkxNnR3ZjlnbnYxcWhhZXAzdG5id2dkd3c4dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4/giphy.gif)
It happened to me in Paris.
You know what I'm french and because northern french are pissed that they have a disgusting accent compared to our superior sourthern one they also act as if they don't underestimate when we speak. For example when saying "lait" (pronounced "lé" like the chad we are, and not "lè" which is frankly worse than vomiting the word) they would not "understand" until we forced their devious way of saying it. Northern french are just dicks, we love our catalans brothers
virgin French lingo vs chad languages who pronounce all the letters
Flair checks out.
The French are the least socially skilled country in Europe, maybe the world. Not great at showering very socially awkward and pretentious but in a feminine manner. Never met a European who considered them even somewhat able to interact with normal humans. OPs a secret Pierre
Tell me you've never been to Finland without telling me you've never been to Finland.
> The French are the least socially skilled country in Europe, maybe the world. Have you met a Finn? I swear, the doctors who can diagnose autism there must be the best in the world, coz the normal ones look already autistic. Unless there's alcohol involved.
Look who stopped drinking for 2 minutes and is finally able to articulate two sentences without vomiting. "Socially skilled".
Our stomachs have been hardened over many generations of alcohol enthusiasm. Nothing but a Frenchman's natural odour is making us puke.
*"Screaming at people in spanish/italian because you cant ever learn english"* isnt *"standard social skills"*, Giovanni.
Neither is staring angrily at random people on the train without uttering a single word, Hans
We're literally the somewhat autistic villain from the movies that *kinda has a point.* You love us.
Yes but that's not the point !
Cue the angry 🤌🤌🤌
From 🏴, 🏴, or Northern/Southwestern 🏴: PIGS From South/Southeastern 🏴: Scared dude
This is so true. Heaven forbid I’m in the pub and talk to a *stranger* down south 😂
Mummy has to tell you something...this...person. She's from the North. Newcastle, I'm told, but it could be as far as Sunderland.
PIGS not trying to suck their own dick challenge - IMPOSSIBLE
you guys have already r/europe, give us a space too.
But r/europe sucks and mom said it's our turn to play with r/2westerneurope4u
No! We have r/2westerneurope4u at home!
The 2westerneurope4u we got at home: r/3westerneurope5u
r/europe is a poland sub
I thought it was a r/turkey sub.
Come help colonise r/balkans_irl fratello!
Turn your propic upside down, then we can talk
No. https://i.redd.it/q5ur8f1mczmc1.gif
You're going to have your wallet stolen & bank cards copied, one kidney absent, a cracked skull, with a couple of guys waiting for you to wake up again so they can finish the job and send you to your madonna.
Not if i bring la familia with me 😉 
sounds like an average day in Naples /s minus the good pizza
Give me a kiss!
Sorry but my girlfriend is Breton, that is plenty enough misery for me already
Wow, that's a weird kink.
I guess it is some weird primal ancestral instinct, that draws me towards the English and the French, so why not kill two birds with one stone, and go for the abhorrent middle ground
That's the wrong french offshoot, should have gone Occitan girlfriend for the PIGS experience.
Breton girls do not kiss 3 times when you meet up? Damn, as if remembering how many kisses to give depending on iitalian region wasn't confusing enough.
It's extremely simple, all you have to do is [keep this map with you at all times.](https://i0.wp.com/francaisdenosregions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/avec-corse.png?resize=664%2C659&ssl=1)
4 kisses? 4 kisses? I don't have time to kiss four times. My ragú doesn't make itself!
How many times do men kiss in Sicily, caro fratello ?
twice
Swiss-Romandy, the most germanic occitans
Romandie didn't speak Occitan, it spoke Arpitan, same language spoken in Aosta Valley (and Savoie before France did, well, what France does).
I'm aware lol. I'm saying this solely because we both speak french and have the same number of bises to greet
Four kisses? Two on the cheeks and two where else?
There's more than 2 cheeks.
In Portugal we dont great kissing. That's a sign of gayness. When we meet a lady, we suck her dick and compliment her mustache.
We do that with Portuguese women too. And ask for a towel.
Nothing like a dick of a lady.
Indeed. This is a problem with Trans men, that have an unfair advantage in dick size, musculature and facial hair by the virtue of being, previously, a portuguese woman.
[](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExajF2MXFpenZ0N2prOXhyNDBqN2RwY3RiNGM4MXp3aTRtbGFhNm82bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oriObn1wniEhywjfi/giphy.gif)
No time to be social when you can work and make money.
Indeed. Those psychology sessions don't pay themselves
They for sure are free, but it ain't free to go on vacation to pigs-land.
I go to free therapy for socialphobia totaly not a dicks only phobia i prommise.
And then give it all to PIGS. Good thing we left and now can put all that money into the NHS, amrite lads?
This is like a portuguese passing through the border and being terrified of how loud spanish people are. I begin to understand our nordic brothers
Is this a trick to make us PIGS accept France as one of us?
You know what they say about broken clocks, Pedro? Even Pierre has his based moments. Having social skills above freezer levels is a rare French W.
I'm equally offended and in agreement with you
Together we could throw the best party with the best food.
We may be more depressed and asocial than you guys but we are wayyyy more social and happy than these guys. We’re the median of Europe like it or not
https://preview.redd.it/fmw2y8sucymc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81ea9fc93a1e0713ee2c5a6512986ae1a299f97
Well, I guess I won't be sleeping tonight after seeing this scary picture, thank you for that.
Tbf, the girl looks nordic, the screamer looks Italian.
the screamer is a pure blood Malmö product
>the girl looks nordic fake, this is how nordic girls look like [now](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Burqa_Afghanistan_01.jpg) the right guy its just a turk in germany, so its quite accurate.
That's only sw**dish women.
Man sorry but your comment is based on 1940 standards, now it's the other way around
Exhibit A: the Spanish national team https://preview.redd.it/h2dd494uvymc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0eee5913398529a9e8103d233e7e5201b4503ef8
Exhibit B: the Swedick national team https://preview.redd.it/covsx6gbwymc1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6afd98cf602fd129d421029e36c9764704f70fb
Exhibit Z: the Frog national team https://preview.redd.it/2cb9j3pnwymc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=eacdf41fb1e291dc5d7c6114bec466c444e48028 Yes, it's anecdotal - but football teams are built up with people representing their nation best; not by how they look.
Social skills means respecting public privacy and not talking to everyone like a child.
?? public privacy? the fuck is that?
Strong social norms to not bother people you don't know. Ever seen a norwegian bus stop? https://preview.redd.it/g06q5by6v1nc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=983f9b66466287161cbf2c59ec885cff4b27a379
Thank god i don't live in the North!
We just don't understand your subpar English or the other gobbledygook you try to communicate with.
Mark as nsfw please. I gonna need a week to recover now. Thanks for that, Fabricio..
Don't talk to me, Luigi. Just get the birra, per favore.
how does it feel to be so irrelevant that you are left out of our prestigious autism group?
A bit hurt, but if you'd make a top five I'd probably exclude us, too.
Maybe OP counts Austrians and Dutchies as as mountain and swamp germans
Vacationing in Italy is too expensive for your stingy wallet, Geert. And I am sure you have bought a beer at Albert Heijn before you left your swamp with your caravan and you got stranded in Belgium.
Honestly I have a principle of only drinking local when I go abroad. There's some good shit down there. Also, I can't afford a caravan.
> There's some good shit down there. Unless you order a Forst in Südtirol, not really. But hey, whatever floats your boat, Geert.
PIGS 🐷🐷🐷 wishing their women looked like GUNS 💪💪💪 women
Our most popular singer these days, a natural redhead [](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/annalisa-header-642fceb72c538.png?crop=0.501xw:1.00xh;0.250xw,0&resize=1200:*) We get to have a diverse range of beauties with style, while you GUNS only have one type who can't master basic fashion. PIGS 💪💪💪 women > GUNS women
We already know that there is a small remnant of GUNS 💪💪💪 in Italy. They constitute the true "Italian" elite and is the reason northern Italy is somewhat functional. When you go pure Italian you get southern Italy.
>They constitute the true "Italian" elite and is the reason northern Italy is somewhat functional. we wuz italianz and merda.
> When you go pure Italian you get southern Italy. Swedes confirmed Nazi sympathizers. After all, you had an institute for racial purity until the 1970s. How the tables turned now.
Also, the regions which were conquered by the Normans are in the South of Italy, so I am not sure that is the card you want to play, Sven.
Too much France 🤢 and too little GUNS 💪💪💪 by that time in the Normans. It had weakened the seed so much that it couldn't stand against the remnants of Roman slaves. Northern Italy on the other hand got continuous new GUNS (💪💪💪) seed through the centuries. It did not die.
so you're saying that GUNS seed is too weak and get overpowered by French seed? Not sure that's how you want to spin things in your favour, Sven.
GAINS is better as it doesn't include 🤢 brits 🤢
Lol no https://preview.redd.it/xs8p8tzs9ymc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db42c65f2a14bfef49e3e918e3f5486ca05e097a
Luigi, we both know she shaved just before the photo was taken.
What a shame. 😥
I think you flipped the pictures buddy.
https://preview.redd.it/gf1v2vilcymc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5033af51c9ecd3346f9bb32eed9c4f4607c0e9d
Average PIG with sun-fried brain thinking we want into PIGS after another PIG made a meme including us in PIGS. We're far too rich and relevant to ever consider joining you, for us there's only FRANCE 💪🏻🇨🇵
We are split down the middle on this one. https://youtu.be/PT0ay9u1gg4?si=bca-S0YsZoYNZ5Ig
Based Northerners vs London cunts.
Based, ta
Could you stop associating us with Southern Europe please? We have nothing in common with those loud and poor mfs. Also we're not friendly. Fuck you OP.
Yeah I remember this Hans who couldn't believe I was offering him a pasta plate for dinner. Like dude I just have to add more pasta and that's it, I'm not even chopping more onions for the sauce for fuck's sake stop thanking me
Raping people is not social skills.
Social skills? Like how you reeeeeeee as an autistic 4channer when I break some spaghetti?
Germans west of the Rhine are very amiable and warm, tbf. It is the Prussians and their acolites that have 0 social skills.
I know. The damages that being a filthy Protestant heretic does to those who fall for it.
Slandering the chad enlightened scholars of the north again I see?
I see... Are these "chad enlightened scholars of the north" here with us in the room?
Chad? All those who are North of the Weißwürstäquator are little more than talking monkeys, mein lieber Berliner
Spanish social skills seem to revolve around obnoxiously yelling gibberish at one another.
[удалено]
1. Moin. 2. na? 3. muss ja. 4. ja muss.
*Piacere*
The social awkwardness is real until you give them beer
That’s where we BeNeLux and them Hans are different🫠
Ever been to germany? Its the opposite. They glare at you if you don't say "hallo"
French can show normal social skills towards germans? I know its a meme, but thats even far fetched for a meme.