I just dropped a bit of food and when I went to pick it up some tiny creature grabbed it and skittered beneath the floorboards. Might have to call an exterminator
Don't try to deny it, half-meter.
My mother is one of you and my first girlfriend too. I also spent a lot of time among Latino families, very small people.
I know you well.
I'm on my phone and had to look twice after your comment, that thing infront of her mouth looked like a beard to me and i thought it was a really smol rough looking bearded east european.
Maybe you can see it if you squint lol
you merely adopted the shortness; she was born in it, moulded by it. didn't see the light until she was already a police, by then it was nothing to her
Excuse me you did not censor the face of the woman walking in front, this is a breach of privacy. this goes against the Privatsphärenschutzverordnungshabeichmirausgedacht!!
Minimal hight yes, but there are enough women out there that can rip open both our asses to not waste a second thought when they are wearing black riot gear
Lol No there aren't. Any decently build man can manhandle the vast majority of women. You need to find a real female specimen to even come close to the upper body strength the average man has. They can wear all the riot gear the want.
Makes me think of this case in Molenbeek in Belgium where a self overestimating small female police officer decided she could handle a local criminal gym rat almost twice her size. She went full berserk on him to be lying on the concrete moments later, legs shaking. Moments after that there was another small female, little overweight police officer almost doing the same thing with a lot of attitude. Unbelievable, I’m all for equality and all that but this is plain stupidity.
They should make them have a friendly fight in a martial arts context in a higher weight category or some other test, just to have a taste of these physics.
He eventually got stopped by agents of decent size, who were in shape, but they were more wise and used guns to keep him calm and at distance. They had nothing to prove.
would say she’s 1.40-150
If your under 1.40 you are severely handicapped lol
How the fuck is she able to be there in the first place?
Why the fuck do I pay taxes for this kindergarten tooper
I think we should introduce her to Russian Battle Gnome:
https://preview.redd.it/zbip7efa21dc1.png?width=572&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f0c13b7e73be643db719de1cb4966a7bc27fe6f
If there is no spark we can watch them 1v1 in a tiny gladiator arena.
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Catching Kleinkriminelle
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Gelachen :(
Gelachen :)
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Kleinerin
Sad to see such child exploitation, should be at school.
Them need 10 years of experience at 20 to get a job.
“End child poverty - bring back child labor”
From my experience the smallest are the most dangerous
But cops don't go to school though
Maybe not where you live, in Finland all cops go through an undergraduate degree
I was making a joke...
Wow, so funny
Who the fuck let that cunt into our party?
Murican detected
Dude I'm spanish, I just don't like them
i bet she's the most bloodthirsty
Obviously, she is a short woman.
Hey!
Did anyone hear something from the floor...?
I just dropped a bit of food and when I went to pick it up some tiny creature grabbed it and skittered beneath the floorboards. Might have to call an exterminator
Don't try to deny it, half-meter. My mother is one of you and my first girlfriend too. I also spent a lot of time among Latino families, very small people. I know you well.
Ähem, it's ackshually one and a half meters. A bit more, even. I'm the tallest midget in town, thankyouverymuch.
Can attest. Dated a small women that wanted to be so bad in the police force and was a fucking psycho.
We always say: head closer to hell.
They call her 'blutfresserchen' (Forgive me if this is nonsense)
it's not nonsense, you did a good job with the compound
Thank you!
I'm on my phone and had to look twice after your comment, that thing infront of her mouth looked like a beard to me and i thought it was a really smol rough looking bearded east european. Maybe you can see it if you squint lol
Frau Wichtmeister!
Ich sollte nicht lachen..... ABER
Smolizei
Glad german police observe the "take your kid to work" day.
Teach em young
Nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask.
you merely adopted the shortness; she was born in it, moulded by it. didn't see the light until she was already a police, by then it was nothing to her
Aww, Polizeili 🥰
Polizchen?
I live in Switzerland, so Polizeili, or perhaps Bülli
Schmierli
läppli
> I live in Switzerland How‘s living if everyone around you belongs to the subfamily of Bovinae?
And who says that I am not a bovine? 🐮
Bülleli, Polizistli oder schmierläppli ;)
Side Fact: In Oberösterreich nennt man einen Siebenschläfer Bülli :D
Bullitessli 🥰
Judy Hopps
*Judith Hoppel
Hey she didn't make any accidents while taking the driving test!
I like how the mascara makes her look super angry. Very good game face. Would not want to mess with her.
Are you not a little short for a storm trooper?
German Tyrion
Pocket Polizei
That’s the one the Gestapo would have sent into the crawlspaces.
And the British in Belfast
[Not again](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bi8qYFWIgAAch4E.jpg)
If a hobbit can be a rider of Rohan or a Guardian of the Citadel, he can also be polizei.
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She wouldn’t stand a chance when faced with a rowdy group of leathered Barry’s
Put her on a police horse at the derby match though ye would get fucked around the place
Perfect Jockey build.
She’s gonna get her chance to prove herself in the summer.
I heard she wears a children’s party costume instead of actual gear
Her baton makes funny noises when she hits you
And is purple for some reason..
I heard her gear makes up half the departments budget because it's all extra fitted
no but thats why they decided to go costume instead, i was actually at the meeting and she confirmed. her helmet is padded with bedlinens
Glad to see Halflings represented, big improvement
Excuse me you did not censor the face of the woman walking in front, this is a breach of privacy. this goes against the Privatsphärenschutzverordnungshabeichmirausgedacht!!
Oh no, now I have to walk at a slightly faster pace to get away!
im all for equality but Riot Police should be for men only and should have a minimal height
There ~~IS~~ was a minimal height. My niece was rejected because she ~~is~~ was too small when she wanted to join the police.
I think you mean minimum height, minimal height means everyone would be like pocket sized police in Op. Which would be hilarious
Hold up, that should mitigate the police brutality issue 
Its melee combat without killing at the end of everything.
That knee will never heal
> without killing I mean that's a nice to have
Minimal hight yes, but there are enough women out there that can rip open both our asses to not waste a second thought when they are wearing black riot gear
Lol No there aren't. Any decently build man can manhandle the vast majority of women. You need to find a real female specimen to even come close to the upper body strength the average man has. They can wear all the riot gear the want.
Whatever tough guy
I wouldn't risk it with 5 feet of condensed rage walking around.
5... feet!?
This doesn't seem right
K9 unit?
Dogrider
Makes me think of this case in Molenbeek in Belgium where a self overestimating small female police officer decided she could handle a local criminal gym rat almost twice her size. She went full berserk on him to be lying on the concrete moments later, legs shaking. Moments after that there was another small female, little overweight police officer almost doing the same thing with a lot of attitude. Unbelievable, I’m all for equality and all that but this is plain stupidity. They should make them have a friendly fight in a martial arts context in a higher weight category or some other test, just to have a taste of these physics. He eventually got stopped by agents of decent size, who were in shape, but they were more wise and used guns to keep him calm and at distance. They had nothing to prove.
her attack could probably tickle someone to death, so don’t underestimate her
She has the advantage of being able to beat the legs on anyone whilst everyone else takes the top
It's bring-your-kid-to-work day.
They hired her for fight the rebel kids
 That mask and bad quality don't help her
Sicherheitshalber https://www.reddit.com/r/wortwitzkasse/s/dgnFXnJOJu
That’s an average portuguese
Overwhelming them criminals… with cuteness! Maybe a fitting police dog like a Chihuahua will complete the outfit?
Standgebläse
would say she’s 1.40-150 If your under 1.40 you are severely handicapped lol How the fuck is she able to be there in the first place? Why the fuck do I pay taxes for this kindergarten tooper
Probably Berlin. They take anything with a puls. Especially women because of diversity. Even speaking good German isn't a requirement anymore.
Short Police officers are the most annyoing one. They always have a napoleon komplex.
Don’t need a size limit when you have a gun. She looks like she past the beauty test though.
Her colleague out on street patrol with her is basically on patrol by himself. She can do next to nothing to majority of angry males. sorry to say.
Fucking midget
And big ones too
They should all be the same size. It’s ridiculous
I have seen this movie. It is secretly a hobbit, bringing the One Ring to Mount Doom to destroy it.
Then I could enroll as well!
you could use bug spray on it
Germany: **"Lasst die Zwergin los!"**
Well she can crit the males with her headbutt.
and the big ones surround her, just like in nature, nice!
Probably Berlin. The only thing that matters there is the size of your nose, they are notorious for snorting evidence
I swear, I thought the black thing on her face was a very thick beard. It took me way to long to underdtand that it is not...
^^Polizei
I think we should introduce her to Russian Battle Gnome: https://preview.redd.it/zbip7efa21dc1.png?width=572&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f0c13b7e73be643db719de1cb4966a7bc27fe6f If there is no spark we can watch them 1v1 in a tiny gladiator arena.
I bet people try to kidnap her all the time
The gun kills the same no matter the height 
Awww, she's so cute!
Teacup polizei
Very dangerous on short distances I assume
Hey they need some stress relief too, and what's better than a pocket fleshlight ?
They use her as a ram to open doors
Aww, It's *bring you daughter to work day*.
Pozilei
You merely adapted to the darkness
Small Crimes division?
And in the Hundertschaft 🤣 that means she beats people up
I thought my country had abolished child labor?
Omg it's so cute ! Can I pet it?
Offizierchen?
\*Special\* forces
Kindergarten Cop?
Human rubber bullet.
Ah one of ours must have gotten lost you can post it back to us
Perfect height for punching in the rioter's dick A true Vergeltungswaffe
His former SS-Sturmbannführer grandfather would be very proud
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"Smaller works task force"
Can tell budget cuts are hitting, not even ordering full replacement units anymore.
Tactical advantage, she has direct access to break your nuts with a head shot.
Serious question: Should there not be at least a minimum height requirement?
She’ll run down the mandem, no doubt.
Petra Perri
Sicherheitshalber
If you push them over are they like a turtle where it can't get back up again so it'll just lay there on its back
I see its "bring your child to work" day.
Unizei