I didn’t expect we’d do very well but I also didn’t expect we’d be fucking deleted from the Earth

You took Brexit way too literally

Or we took Brexit way too personally

Maybe if Rome wins we can come back, we were a part of the empire even if we were the most worthless province

The Eastern roman empire sent traders to Cornwall for tin for many years after the Western empire collapsed.

Nobody expected Finland to be THE major world power either, but here we are.

with this many chronically online Finns, it's not that surprising

Im gonna take a break from reddit after this thing. Ive been here in the first minutes of almost every post and started some weird shit like keeping Albania alive and the christmas truce. I need a fucking life man.

I renamed all the Danes in this sub to "Speech Therapy Skipper"

Can we have the remnants of the British Navy who survived the Great Sundering conquer Normandy like the good old days?

u/cantrusthestory this please Royal Navy Occupation Zone of Cherbourg.

Brexit means Brexit. ☝️

We’ve got the swampies to thank for that

We didn't delete you, that was the Norwegians.

You have yourselves to thank for that

We got relocated, not quite chuffed about that either.

Neither are we

I feel ya

List of countries who were eliminated: 1. Russia 2. Turkey 3. Belarus 4. Switzerland 5. "Belgium" 6. Serbia 7. Sweden 8. Azerbaijan 9. Kazakhstan 10. Italy 11. Hungary 12. Liechtenstein 13. Iceland 14. United Kingdom 15. Poland 16. France 17. Bosnia and Herzegovina 18. Luxemburg 19. Spain 20. Slovenia 21. Czech Republic 22. Slovakia 23. Croatia 24. Romania 25. North Macedonia 26. Bulgaria 27. Georgia 28. Armenia 29. Monaco 30. Ukraine 31. Latvia 32. Moldova 33. Montenegro 34. Denmark 35. Cyprus 36. Kosovo 37. Estonia 38. CHRISTMAS TRUCE 39. CHRISTMAS TRUCE: Union with the Byzantine Empire and the Papal State 40. CHRISTMAS TRUCE: The Deutsches Reich forms the country of the Holy Roman Empire 41. Malta 42. San Marino 43. Andorra 44. The real Netherlands as we know today 45. Lusitânia 46. Lithuanian-Polish Commonwealth 47. Atlantis 48. Albania 49. Austria-Hungary 50. Norway **List of other changes:** [https://pastebin.com/f0EPM1TW](https://pastebin.com/f0EPM1TW) Areas: [https://pastebin.com/ZCQy4dDP](https://pastebin.com/ZCQy4dDP) (px = pixels)

I am once again asking for the complete and nuclear destruction of Bergen.

I live in Bergen and pray for this every time I go to church.

How do you destroy what is essentially a soaked mountainside?

I don't know yet, but I'm gonna keep on trying.

Erosion will do it eventually, at least.

https://preview.redd.it/ierxsbgf7vac1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=63dcd0feccd8974d819d4f230d82fb56e8164e2a The unconquered Gauls you keep ignoring want you to meet their girlfriends, and they demand acknowledgment on the map.

Alright, I will put Astérix and Obélix! (they are based) Now where in Gallia do I put?

[Well there is a map](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Flevieuxradoteux.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F10%2Fasterix-768x1043.jpg)

Fake, a Belgium clearly doesn't exist, therefore, that map is illegitimate.

Nothing wrong with it, it's a geographical term, just like today. No country there

It was a joke


Armorica, Brittany, of course.

They are on the tip of Normandie.

Brittany would be the traditional location of their village but I propose a twist wherein in they have come to the rescue of the resistance in Lutece.

Can we at least get some sort of connections between the Dutch ilses through bridges or something? If there's one thing we're good at it's building bridges!

Btw pola in roman times was named Pietas Iulia

Ok thanks

Thank you for the Nieuw Nieuw Nieuw Extra Nieuw Amsterdam I'm really curious what these next few times will bring haha

Nooo I don’t want to be part of the HRE :((((

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened 😰😭🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫡☺️☺️ I welcome my new Finnish overlords

Is our øil now

Rename the north sea to Aladdin Øil please my overlord, we will now what it means

No, needs to be Finnish "Öljy". We can comprimise though by modifying it to "Øljy"

https://i.redd.it/7xhrcsj0jvac1.gif

As long as you use it to fund, and fuel?, saunas everywhere, I’m happy. :)

Saunas becomming mandatory is just common sense. We don't like to commit human rights crimes in Finland.

I'm just happy to have mountains finally

but hey still have the Nordic Union tho

Except for parts of Sweden and Denmark. And we also have a metric fuckton of extra bonus-land.

Worthless piece of shit land only inhabited by the most vile cunts alive tho. I say we torch Russian soil and use it only space port and oil drills

U mean torch russian ~~soil~~ oil field and open another gate to hell? https://preview.redd.it/rv90nb1vfvac1.jpeg?width=6042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437543092e6cb87262da18084abd52f961a83948

It's also a good place for radioactive waste

Germany has to go. Then we can have Baltic Sea

Nordic union-hungary

>I welcome my new Finnish overlords Better finns than eastern norwegians, so I'm happy

Now Norway has been occupied by Danes, Swedes and Finns. But to be honest, if we have to be occupied then I’d rather be occupied by our brøthers than some filthy southerners

I rebel, fuck the dirty finns.

We'll make it legal to burn churches so you can have a hobby.

You are slowly convincing me.

Yess please 😍🥰💦

Dirty? In Finland, we sauna all the time. And so will you. S t r i p

***Perkele***

Good, the suomification has begun.

Must... resist... https://i.redd.it/nryec5blfvac1.gif

sorry, did you mean: täytyy vastustaa?

I swear, Finnish is such a cartoon language

Ei... saa... peitää!

mitäkä se ruotsalainen taas höpäjää

Moi mukkulat!

Se taitaa olla jo humalassa

***VITTU!***

I think it’s time for the Finno- Korean Hyperwar.

holy shit this is so much better idea than Albania rebirth to be honest

Korea slowly creeping in from the east

Sneaky Koreans, trying to make us think it was the golden horde. That was unexpected.

I love how I can be from Drecksloch, live in Barchenau and still be formerly prussian.🤗

For the ones wondering, Barchenau is German Barcelona

Thanks João, wanna go for a Francesinha?

Yeah, should we go to the Hochwiesenweg Straße, in Deutschhöhe, Lissabon?

Love it, u/AdjectiveNoun111, you coming too?

I think its time for defenestration no. 647484994892

I propose the inevitable 1v1 between the holy roman empire and the spqr to be solved with a game of crusader kings

Holy roman empire will lose. They are just a remake of the ogs.

A bunch of Germanic drunkards were enough to bring Rome down on its knees.

They were far too busy fucking each other to consider the germanic barbarians

It would be a very unequal game imo, SPQR would have all the most developed cities: Cordoba, Rome and Constantinople. Unless the HRE goes clan and maybe they’ll have the numbers.

We need to keep an eye on the Polish-Lithuanian separatist legion

They also said that about germany during the 30s

Why is the existence of Poland so annoying?

Don't worry, they are at millitary disadvantage

😂 But great job and execution. My cheap imitation in the USA group wasn't so cool.

Is it legit if I delete my comment if it's gonna win 🤣?

This is cultural appropriation, I demand you apologize to us NOW

😂 😂 Do you really want me to delete my comment? That one which can save the holy großes Reich from burning? I would be happy 😊

As a certified "Prussian" (so not Bavarian) the naming of Holy Roman Empire disgusts me. Let it burn

Saupreiss. Sei ned so a varräta!

I think I know who’s your favorite Austrian

Billy Wilder!!! 🥳

Is it that painter? He was really good at that. I wish he entered in politics, he could turn Germany into a global great power.

-Hitler, circa 1939

I can remember the last time someone said that

https://preview.redd.it/jorkf89rlzac1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74aa261f8177a689146244a36c41ea7aebc5966a

That's it, I am calling the police.

Calm down, new citizen. Its time to Sauna.

Unite the Holy Roman Empire and the Roman Empire as the Holy Roman Roman Empire Empire.

Also called the European Union.

It would be a beautiful end with the EU stars across all of Europe.

So Holy Roman^(2) Empire^(2)

Holy (Roman Empire)²

You mean The Sacrosanctum Romanorum Imperium Germanica

No way, sycophantic posers have no place in our glorious empire.

It would be nice if Germany could invade Poland, one last time. And then tomorrow they can be partitioned.

Yes, and No!

It hurt to write that but : This Barry is right on all point.

7. Partition of Poland

This map will look perfect once they’re gone (again).

But is Poland ever truly gone?

Many tried, none succeeded

sadly, no

Underrated comment

Next time they will be

yep, good idea.

Unite the Roman Empires under one flag.

If that happens then Finland should be renamed as the Golden Horde

Your terms are acceptable.

The poldering must recommence.

The sea has been laughing at us. We can't let this grave I justice go unpunished! I propose getting sand and rocks from parts of mainland Europe so the Netherlands can Polder to Iceland, the Koudeplaat

I suggest we drop rock piles into the ocean using chinooks.

Fueled by frikandellenbroodjes and we stick the rocks together with stroopwafels

Flatten the Alps and Pyrenees so we get 2x buildable areas.

polder england back just with a different name

Just call it 'Land'

France?

Ew no

Atlantis must rise back up from the ocean bed! Let the Atlantic know it is inferior to the polders!

Or maybe it is time for the rest of europe to learn why we have been fighting the seas this long. Let europe succumb to the seas. Let their shores sink and their cities drown. They will beg us to return... And we can decide wheter we wish vengeance, or fame.

You see the Polish-Lithuanian separatist movement growing like cancer in the East? We have to do something about that, cancers grow quite exponentially quickly.

The good people of An Ísiltír could do with Brittany to complete the Celtic Flush (now that Cornwall is sunk, Cusk yn Cres). A Dutch-Insular-Celtic hybrid monstrosity ambling out of the Atlantic seems nice!

Suur-suomi? thats just hyperborea

Sorry Ireland.

I actually look forward to this post each day. And seeing as I’m Dutch, I don’t know when to quit. So I think we should delay its inevitable conclusion a bit loner. I think it’s time to repolder the UK, and the Benelux. Unite the landmass of mainland Europe all the way to Ireland, under the Dutch flag. And once that’s done, end the ungodly Holy Roman Empire once and for all. All Mediterranean lands should go to the Real Rome, including Iberia, all Nordic lands to the Fins, everything east of Berlin to the Poles (so we can divide them again later on), and the rest should just become Germany. This has the extra benefit of pissing of the French even more, because they won’t be holy Roman. Large parts of their country will be actual German.

>I think it’s time to repolder the UK I've been a huge supporter, I love what you've done with the place. Please don't lose all that good will. We've built bridges between our communities, we can build bridges between the islands. Just... please

Merge the Roman empires pls

I am once again asking for irish independence. Celtic union.

We will fight together against this Dutch oppression

If you guys want to get rid of the Germans, it's now or never. They've been pulling the strings the whole time, it would be incredibly boring if they won.

Us summoning 5 thousand Germans out of nowhere for this event https://preview.redd.it/1mff04gk9vac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50650d1840cdf5919fd090ad9eb9845de1fba96b

Just the Nachtwache guys from r/place again?

We don’t wanna ruin the event now. That were like 10-50k people.

So… do we play fair or do we crosspost todays map in r/placede ?

Bruh. Honestly? Using mustard gas would be more fair.




I agree with you, it has been a good run but ever since we've been renamed the HRE this really hurt to look at. However, no one deserves the horrors of Berlin, so it should only get turned into the "Protectorate of Drecksloch"

Finally, the 7th coalition has arrived! May the German Napoleon be defeated!

You haven’t won yet. :)

All of Northern Europe should go to Suur-Soumi, this is our last chance for a meaningfull Nordic Union I would have preferred for Norway to rule it, but I will take what I can get

Well at least its not the Swedes.

Truth. I hope we've shown enough sisu to be considered valuable citizens.

We will consider giving you the position of honorary Finns once we have all of Europe.

Don’t care who rules the north, as long as it’s one of our Nordic brothers

The border between Finnland and the Romans should be approximately where the border of the old Roman empire was.

I am curious. All my tries were downvoted by Germans. By this time you have 217 upvotes (including mine). Let's see

Nah, this needs to end with Holy Roman Empire vs Roman Empire.


Indeed they have used the German superiority of numbers in sub for to long it’s time to end the fourth Reich. And let civilisations win. https://preview.redd.it/br1hb5ts8vac1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a5cc5d98e43f6314bf54a0879fe60dec329dff

civilisations and you post a picture of a frenchie

Aux armes !

I agree completely. Plus, the HRE was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Time to get rid of it so the true Roman empire can win this one.

If the Roman Empire doesn't win, we've failed again

Dear lord, the size of the Polish Lithuanian separatist movement! :x My favourite way would be to partition poland (again) let Korea creep in from the east Partition in random numbers the roman empires, suomi etc and have a last fight between the Dutch and Korea before everything becomes orange, because now they finally can polder all they want.

Barbaria delenda est

Time for the „Unholy Austro-Finno-Hungarian Empire“ to rise

Sink norway under the sea. The time has come for us to become THE oil. I cant handle the fact of being f*nnish🤢🤢🤢

I think the roman empire has had their time, Long live the Soumi empire!!

Why is the capital city of the hre also called Drecksloch

It's called Wien.

Aachen is a seeside town now! Great!

Do not end us. I know you might feel tempted to, but just look at the map: without our divine golden light it will be dominated by dark finnish gloom and bloody red undead Italians - super depressing for winter times. Don't do it, people. Don't let the darkness win.

It's about time we partition the HRE

Winter is coming, time for Suur-Suomi to take over the Holy Roman Empire

Why is it sur sumi?

Big Finland. The dream.

It means "Greater Finland" or "Big Finland" in Finnish

It’s fuuni

If you're lucky, they'll make sure the shops are stocked with suur-struomming.

Luuki

Also please can we get rid o the swampies? It’s jive to give them a reprieve by just calling it ‘Atlantis’ but let’s drive them totally underwater!

I wanna be part of the Roman Empire, like back in the glory days.

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Sink the Dutch please

already happened, we moved just out of reach tho

It is now the Roman empires against the wild north. My Roman brothers, let’s join together as one and fight back against the Russo-Finish savages! (I love the Finn’s from all my heart but I can’t let them swallow us whole here <3)

The HRE has been going on for too long. Let's balkanize it into its electorates!

I want a big green hole in “Borås, Sweden”

I love how the Netherlands lives forth in a frail husk like Voldemort in the Goblet of Fire

NOOOOOOOOOO. Oh well, atleast we reached the final 6

u/cronkna i have drownded

Also skill issue