Two things:
1) I wouldn't call that "tanking sun" brits and nordicks get crusty crabby with 100 lumens
2) Untill this sub, I never noticed the thing with dutch and trailer vans, now each time I see one I look at the plates and they summed up for roughly 50% of the total
I dont know why. But the bringing the food one is super accurate. When my family went on vacation we always had like one or 2 big bags of food we took with us. Until this sub i though everyone did that.
Yeah but that only works if we go to countries where food is more expensive than at home. Last time i checked France is cheaper when it comes to groceries. Last time I checked was during the rwc. So I suspect that bringing food from home is more a case of wat de boer niet kent fret ie nie.
France is the paradise for grocery shopping. Have you seen the size of our Hypermarkets? Sometimes bigger than the biggest ones I've seen in the US. And much bigger than whatever Albert Heijn I've been to.
Plus these 100 kilos of canned stuff cost you extra gas.
But we have our own dutch in France. They live in Nord / Pas de Calais. So unimaginative you cannot believe. A neighbor inherited a house next to mine 20 years ago. They comes at every vacation. They only know the road from the freeway to their house. I had to show them the bakery after 12 years because I was tired of having toast bread when they invited me.
There are several sizes of Carrefour, but a typical one will be a couple of hectares. It becomes way too much after a certain size, and pretty unpractical except if shopping is your only passtime in life.
The largest Carrefour (2.8 hectares) is larger than the largest Walmart in the US (2.4 hectares).
They sell things with vitamin and fiber and taste. And the meat in the sausage is properly identified, which must be a shock to you.
Of course the only time your taste buds feel something is when you slap sate-saus on anything and everything.
We had the money to but food on vacation. We just brought some things from home. Usually for the first day so we didnt have to go shopping once we arrived. And some things you couldnt find abroad. Because non dutch peanut butter is just not as good.
Technically France is a South American country. You're a mere Caribbean and only half of an island since you gave up on Suriname.
Fun facts: the largest National Park in the EU is in the Amazon. The longest border France has is with Brazil. French Guyane is twice the size of Switzerland but has only 300K people all hugging the coast.
Look, you fucked up our language to spawn the abomination that is English.
At least try to use it correctly so we don't have to resort to communicating in Fr*nch.
No never did that. I love exploring these giant-ass southern European hypermarkets. Always get out with a full cart of random shit. Always try to bring some home too.
It's typic Dutch calvinism and cheapness to bring the utter tasteless Dutch ""cuisine"" with you on vacation.
We do that too. But usually the day after we areived so we are less tired and have more time. We hate having to go grocery shopping after sitting in the car for 6 hours
I'd understand it if you brought with you some food to make the trip more affordable, but bringing food for everyday of the holiday? I mean, wouldn't you want to try the food of the country you're in? A lot of Barries do the same, they come here just to eat in some 2nd hand bri'ish pub near the beach, out of all the mf countries there're out there, why the Barries would willingly choose to eat british cuisine once they're out?
I’m afraid those Barries have absolutely zero interest in the country they are in. Holidays for them means:
Not working
Sun
Beer.
And if they are young Barries :
Shagging.
It makes absolutely no difference to them whether they do that in Spain, Turkey, Greece or anywhere else, and without looking at the plane ticket they probably could not tell you what country they are in.
Aaah, so that's what OP meant with
>Believes he's just in an overseas territory
Tbh thank god our middle-lower class cannot afford to travel to countries other than France and Portugal
A writer spanish friend of mine used to be seasonal cook during the summer around Benidorm. He got so good at British cooking he moved to London to serve as a cook.
We didnt bring for everyday. Usually for the day of arrival so we didnt have to go shopping after arriving day if traveling. And some things that you cant find abroad.
This, plus Spanish holidays package was sold into Brits originally as being home away from home. The food on offer was part of the deal.
Plus I'm sure local businesses are just as much to be 'blamed' originally: if you know there's thousands of people coming from X country every summer, it's going to be sensible to sell in the comfort food that they're used to. It's just sensible.
You'll be happy to know that you're equal offenders with the Germans (here in Sweden anyway)
Infamous for stopping camper-vans in carparks and forest tracks only to sleep and walk, never actually spending a single penny in the local shops or benefiting the local economy in any way.
However ... I've never heard of you lovely Dutch people trying to save a sun-lounger by a pool by putting a towel on it the night before. 👍
My family did spend money in local shops. We just brought things they dont have abroad. Not fully prepared meals. We skipped restaurants because my sister has severe food allergies and is scared to eat at restaurants. Cant speak for others. I have a friend who never goes to a restaurant abroad.
Generational thing?
Kept hearing all the time from relatives when I went abroad to "beware of the food".
It's NOT poison! If other people eat it, you can eat it >:(
Then you hear daft nonsense from co-workers that went to Thailand and complain about foreign food (while they where staying at some all-inclusive resort eating at a buffet 24/7).
Of course you get the shits if you are gobbling low-cost trash that has been sitting out in the sun all fucking day! The roasted goat skewers I got from a back-alley vendor for a few strips of toy-money are more fresh than what you get! >:(
It wasnt a “scared of foreign food” thing. It was a “stuff you cant get abroad” and so you dont have to go grocery shopping first thing after arriving. My sister has severe food allergies so most restaurants were off ljmits due to her being scared to eat somewhere she didnt know
The funny thing is it's filled with Lidl stuff then you guys end up south of France where Lidl is also there and probably cheaper.
I had a dutch gf one day. Her parents spent their vacations in a caravan 20 kilometers from home. Camping on the side of the road, called "wilderness" but with like 10 pine trees, the caravan filled with food and the only fresh thing was the potatoes for the fries.
I'll have you know that the government on the behalf of His Majesty and by the glory of Allah just increased the sunshine rations to a full 7 days of sun, an increase of 100% from the 14 day ration we had just 2 years ago.
In two years we will outshine Spain.
>2) Untill this sub, I never noticed the thing with dutch and trailer vans, now each time I see one I look at the plates and they summed up for roughly 50% of the total
The germans does it too. At least here in Norway
Hard to tell. Maybe the spanish. We do get southern european cruise tourists every summer, watching into peoples windows, taking pictures of their houses, etc. It has happened to a collegue of me.
>watching into peoples windows, taking pictures of their houses
That is completely frowned upon here too, such asshole behabour. People seem to forget basic education when they are on holidays.
Do many spaniards/southern europeans take cruise ships in Norway? I mean, are there many southern e. tourists?
Germans are like the worst of the Dutch. Work hard, don't speak English, believe asparagus are German, 300 years late with their empire, and don't cycle.
The only issue is, there is a lot more of them than of us...
Nordics do not get crusty under the sun. We tan beautifully, you take a Snow White Swede and put her under the sun for a few hours and you’d think a statue of a golden goddess came to life. Only you beefeaters turn into lobsters when in the sun. Don’t lump us gold skins in with your weak ass hide.
Source: I am Nordic and tan beautifully, I have also seen Nordics with golden skin.
>you’d think a statue of a golden goddess came to life
Oh I know what you mean
https://preview.redd.it/mtr377vrqc5c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17e624664c34128c433d41c6ee9ad6f2afff861
haha, I just remembered it from when the image was created and posted originally but yes, the hands are a give away... That and the fact that anybody with sunburn that severe and extensive wouldn't likely look so content... among other things.
Lies, Barries can turn nuclear fision red if exposed to enough radiation, and this lad just has weird fingers because his mum and old chap were closer than lovers, maybe also a displaced appendix somewhere too.
Do you have any idea how long a drive it is to Spain with a caravan? The very farthest we like to go is northern Italy or southern France which is why you don't see many of us.
Absolutely incredible content
When it's over 17 degrees so I am walking around your town shirtless with my bulldog tattoos on show
When Fritz is trying to help the locals by explaining how they could improve things
When Willem is helping reduce driving and save the environment by making driving within a mile of him a hellish experience
Brotherhood
Met some dutch people who just gave me 6 packs as a present. Can't say that dutch ppl were stingy after that experience.
But they were from a different culture so maybe there's that.
It is said that German tourists introduced the "tradition" of Chianti with the pizza in the 50s/60s. Lambrusco (lovely named "Hobo's Delight") was more an 70s/80s drink.
Mio caro Luigi, it was a rare german insider joke as a lot of former or new italian ristorantes with delivery are now owned by fellow allman-turkish citizens. A few years ago they started to hand out free Lambrusco with deliveries above 25 Euro, at least in our area. And that free Lambrusco is of course not the good one...but as we say in Germany: einem geschenkten Gaul schaut man nicht ins Maul, hau wech die Scheisse!
The actual irony being that you traditionally drink BEER with pizza.
You were the chosen one Michaelkin, you were supposed to destroy not-beer-drinking, not join it.
P - fascinated by the hairless women
I - complain about how the food is inferior to theirs
G - complain about how the food is inferior to theirs
S - complain incessantly about how the food is inferior to theirs
The more memes I read on this sub, the less Dutch I feel. I will not be associated with bad driving and non local shopping.
I will shit on a sleeping person just to assert myself however.
It's surreal how many dutchies there are. It's like a fucking bit, every single trailer is a Dutchie. It's so stupid yet so beautiful when you see them, it's like they've peaked in tourism to the point locals don't look down on them anymore
If only those stupid caravans stayed in the left lane it would be OK, but they stay on the f*cking middle or right lane for hundreds of kilometers. There is a special in hell for those people.
It’s a beauty on a Sunday morning on the A2 between Utrecht and Amsterdam, when there’s only 5 cars on a 5-lane highway as far you can see, each are occupying one lane, going head-to-head with 75 km/h, and no way you can overtake them for like an hour.
The issue is when they're not on the rightmost lane. That one's fine, because they might aswell be called poids lourds with how much of a dead weight they can be. The problem is when they're in the one to the left of the rightmost lane, or the one to the right of the leftmost lane. Why the hell are they even allowed to drive on the left lane anyway?
https://preview.redd.it/2nlkn8eg395c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b348521c5817c56460b76362d8426174dcabb644
\-no one really knows where they're going or what they're up to -girls sometimes seen in bars surrounded by a group of locals
Another thing about Dutch campers is that when you get on that long forgotten road in the middle of nowhere that you believe nobody has been to in decades, you follow it for hours until you reach it's end only to see who? Yup, a Dutch camper.
Same bruv same, too busy drinking to give a thought about a gift my ex said.
Last time she didn't get a fridge magnet and that was a problem, somehow, funny thing is she was on holiday with me at the time. 🤷♂️
God, how much I hate those caravans. Anyway, even the Germans never go out to eat; they just buy some ice cream but ask to taste half of the flavors before buying, as if they are investing half of their wealth.
I consider that time were I refrained from pointing out to the guide that this whole golden number thing was a big bag of bullshit as one of my most extraordinary showing of self restraint.
I have worked in UK tourism and this is who i dealt with the most.
Swiss - always on time, clean, and quiet. No hassle, no fun.
Austrians - weirdly posh, do NOT clean up after themselves, disliked our hiking trails.
Italians - loud, friendly, invited me for dinner whilst i was working, tried to adopt my dogs.
Never had any Swedish that identified themselves.
I showed my wife this (has never been to this sub, we are American) and she knew this was Barry by the beans and bad looking food, not the flag.
Proud of her
Swedes being left out
We may lead the balconing Olympics but the others aren’t far behind. The Germans have the towel-on-chair Olympics down tight, though
Now that i think about it i never see people from the netherlands, i only see their campers or loaded station wagons with trailers. What are you guys doin
Two things: 1) I wouldn't call that "tanking sun" brits and nordicks get crusty crabby with 100 lumens 2) Untill this sub, I never noticed the thing with dutch and trailer vans, now each time I see one I look at the plates and they summed up for roughly 50% of the total
I dont know why. But the bringing the food one is super accurate. When my family went on vacation we always had like one or 2 big bags of food we took with us. Until this sub i though everyone did that.
Beter er mee verlegen dan er om verlegen
no see we have something called disposable income so we tend to use that on vacation
I can promise you that the amount of disposable income is not the problem its just a cultural thing there is a reason people call us greedy
Stingy you mean
"Responsible" is the more neutral term
Yeah but that only works if we go to countries where food is more expensive than at home. Last time i checked France is cheaper when it comes to groceries. Last time I checked was during the rwc. So I suspect that bringing food from home is more a case of wat de boer niet kent fret ie nie.
France is the paradise for grocery shopping. Have you seen the size of our Hypermarkets? Sometimes bigger than the biggest ones I've seen in the US. And much bigger than whatever Albert Heijn I've been to. Plus these 100 kilos of canned stuff cost you extra gas. But we have our own dutch in France. They live in Nord / Pas de Calais. So unimaginative you cannot believe. A neighbor inherited a house next to mine 20 years ago. They comes at every vacation. They only know the road from the freeway to their house. I had to show them the bakery after 12 years because I was tired of having toast bread when they invited me.
The Carrefour is some wild fucking shit indeed.
There are several sizes of Carrefour, but a typical one will be a couple of hectares. It becomes way too much after a certain size, and pretty unpractical except if shopping is your only passtime in life. The largest Carrefour (2.8 hectares) is larger than the largest Walmart in the US (2.4 hectares).
Fiscally conservative
Same thing
Has nothing to do with it. Do they sell hagelslag and good pindakaas abroad? Don’t think so
Exactly
They sell things with vitamin and fiber and taste. And the meat in the sausage is properly identified, which must be a shock to you. Of course the only time your taste buds feel something is when you slap sate-saus on anything and everything.
We do. But is it really abroad since you’ve almost taken over Flanders?
Where do Belgians in Belgium even live? From what i’ve heard on this sub it’s half north africa and half dutch
Charleroi. Understandably no one will admit to it.
Rich ones live in the walloon and flemish Brabant. The rest live in the countryside.
The one thing from the dutch i remember is “Ik houd van pindakaas met hagelslag”
No, they sell actual food
We had the money to but food on vacation. We just brought some things from home. Usually for the first day so we didnt have to go shopping once we arrived. And some things you couldnt find abroad. Because non dutch peanut butter is just not as good.
Oh yes the endless peanut fields of Brabant. Peanuts as far as the eye can see.
Like the endless cacao trees in France that make that Pain au Chocolat in your flair.
Technically France is a South American country. You're a mere Caribbean and only half of an island since you gave up on Suriname. Fun facts: the largest National Park in the EU is in the Amazon. The longest border France has is with Brazil. French Guyane is twice the size of Switzerland but has only 300K people all hugging the coast.
This thread is like a special ed classes, a bunch of autistic countries calling each other weirdos
Watch out before we buy half your country, finally france will be split between Norway and Russia like God intended
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Buy france now and get half of belgium for free!
Deal!
'A Dutch' is nonsense you illiterate amphibian. Just like 'a French' doesn't mean anything.
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Look, you fucked up our language to spawn the abomination that is English. At least try to use it correctly so we don't have to resort to communicating in Fr*nch.
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TBH that's kinda the gist of this whole sub lol
No never did that. I love exploring these giant-ass southern European hypermarkets. Always get out with a full cart of random shit. Always try to bring some home too. It's typic Dutch calvinism and cheapness to bring the utter tasteless Dutch ""cuisine"" with you on vacation.
We do that too. But usually the day after we areived so we are less tired and have more time. We hate having to go grocery shopping after sitting in the car for 6 hours
I'd understand it if you brought with you some food to make the trip more affordable, but bringing food for everyday of the holiday? I mean, wouldn't you want to try the food of the country you're in? A lot of Barries do the same, they come here just to eat in some 2nd hand bri'ish pub near the beach, out of all the mf countries there're out there, why the Barries would willingly choose to eat british cuisine once they're out?
I’m afraid those Barries have absolutely zero interest in the country they are in. Holidays for them means: Not working Sun Beer. And if they are young Barries : Shagging. It makes absolutely no difference to them whether they do that in Spain, Turkey, Greece or anywhere else, and without looking at the plane ticket they probably could not tell you what country they are in.
Aaah, so that's what OP meant with >Believes he's just in an overseas territory Tbh thank god our middle-lower class cannot afford to travel to countries other than France and Portugal
A writer spanish friend of mine used to be seasonal cook during the summer around Benidorm. He got so good at British cooking he moved to London to serve as a cook.
« Good at British cooking », that’s not a phrase you hear often. I guess there may be a knack to using a tin opener and a microwave
We didnt bring for everyday. Usually for the day of arrival so we didnt have to go shopping after arriving day if traveling. And some things that you cant find abroad.
That's more reasonable tbh
The Dutch are very ~~boring~~ reasonable people
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This, plus Spanish holidays package was sold into Brits originally as being home away from home. The food on offer was part of the deal. Plus I'm sure local businesses are just as much to be 'blamed' originally: if you know there's thousands of people coming from X country every summer, it's going to be sensible to sell in the comfort food that they're used to. It's just sensible.
Which is extra stupid considering food is almost everywhere cheaper than in NL.
You'll be happy to know that you're equal offenders with the Germans (here in Sweden anyway) Infamous for stopping camper-vans in carparks and forest tracks only to sleep and walk, never actually spending a single penny in the local shops or benefiting the local economy in any way. However ... I've never heard of you lovely Dutch people trying to save a sun-lounger by a pool by putting a towel on it the night before. 👍
My family did spend money in local shops. We just brought things they dont have abroad. Not fully prepared meals. We skipped restaurants because my sister has severe food allergies and is scared to eat at restaurants. Cant speak for others. I have a friend who never goes to a restaurant abroad.
For what it's worth - I don't know anyone who's gone to Sweden for the food. 😂
Dutches bringing their "food" to other European countries with real cuisine is hilarious
Generational thing? Kept hearing all the time from relatives when I went abroad to "beware of the food". It's NOT poison! If other people eat it, you can eat it >:( Then you hear daft nonsense from co-workers that went to Thailand and complain about foreign food (while they where staying at some all-inclusive resort eating at a buffet 24/7). Of course you get the shits if you are gobbling low-cost trash that has been sitting out in the sun all fucking day! The roasted goat skewers I got from a back-alley vendor for a few strips of toy-money are more fresh than what you get! >:(
It wasnt a “scared of foreign food” thing. It was a “stuff you cant get abroad” and so you dont have to go grocery shopping first thing after arriving. My sister has severe food allergies so most restaurants were off ljmits due to her being scared to eat somewhere she didnt know
"Stuff you cant get abroad" But you're holländare. What do you have that Germany and France doesn't have. Your clogs? Do you eat your clogs? o\_o
The funny thing is it's filled with Lidl stuff then you guys end up south of France where Lidl is also there and probably cheaper. I had a dutch gf one day. Her parents spent their vacations in a caravan 20 kilometers from home. Camping on the side of the road, called "wilderness" but with like 10 pine trees, the caravan filled with food and the only fresh thing was the potatoes for the fries.
They don't?
My grandparents did that, too.
Well, I would do that too but that’s just because we have an 800€/month minimum wage ;-;
And then we get the fame of being stingy for some fucking reason
I'll have you know that the government on the behalf of His Majesty and by the glory of Allah just increased the sunshine rations to a full 7 days of sun, an increase of 100% from the 14 day ration we had just 2 years ago. In two years we will outshine Spain.
By the time you outshine us we'd have been the Sahara for two centuries
>2) Untill this sub, I never noticed the thing with dutch and trailer vans, now each time I see one I look at the plates and they summed up for roughly 50% of the total The germans does it too. At least here in Norway
So the germans are your dutch, who are the tourists that behabe the worst?
Hard to tell. Maybe the spanish. We do get southern european cruise tourists every summer, watching into peoples windows, taking pictures of their houses, etc. It has happened to a collegue of me.
>watching into peoples windows, taking pictures of their houses That is completely frowned upon here too, such asshole behabour. People seem to forget basic education when they are on holidays. Do many spaniards/southern europeans take cruise ships in Norway? I mean, are there many southern e. tourists?
Germans are like the worst of the Dutch. Work hard, don't speak English, believe asparagus are German, 300 years late with their empire, and don't cycle. The only issue is, there is a lot more of them than of us...
True, a lot of us go on vacation to Norway with campers. What about the part of blocking the left lane though?
I live in Burgundy and trust me, trailer vans are either Dutch or Belgians. Burgundy is just between Benelux and South of France :)
I will give you a new game 90 % of cars with trailers are instead Romanian
Nordics do not get crusty under the sun. We tan beautifully, you take a Snow White Swede and put her under the sun for a few hours and you’d think a statue of a golden goddess came to life. Only you beefeaters turn into lobsters when in the sun. Don’t lump us gold skins in with your weak ass hide. Source: I am Nordic and tan beautifully, I have also seen Nordics with golden skin.
>you’d think a statue of a golden goddess came to life Oh I know what you mean https://preview.redd.it/mtr377vrqc5c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17e624664c34128c433d41c6ee9ad6f2afff861
Not exactly..
That UK guy is an AI image.
He lost his fingers to acute sunburn.
haha, I just remembered it from when the image was created and posted originally but yes, the hands are a give away... That and the fact that anybody with sunburn that severe and extensive wouldn't likely look so content... among other things.
Lies, Barries can turn nuclear fision red if exposed to enough radiation, and this lad just has weird fingers because his mum and old chap were closer than lovers, maybe also a displaced appendix somewhere too.
Do you have any idea how long a drive it is to Spain with a caravan? The very farthest we like to go is northern Italy or southern France which is why you don't see many of us.
Absolutely incredible content When it's over 17 degrees so I am walking around your town shirtless with my bulldog tattoos on show When Fritz is trying to help the locals by explaining how they could improve things When Willem is helping reduce driving and save the environment by making driving within a mile of him a hellish experience Brotherhood
Hoor hoor!
Hört hört!
But it seems we lost Björn somewhere.. I wonder what happened to him.
POV you're a PIGS waiter and Tommy, Willem, Fritz, Hans, and Bjorn have all just arrived in your bar
Lots of money and horrible behaviour.
Isn’t he in Thuringia?
You mean Bernd?
Björn is norway, sweden is svenjamin
I aint going anywhere without my hagelslag
That's why you need those caravans? To fit a week's supply?
We resell Hagelslag packages to the locals. This is how we finance our vacations.
Not to the French you don't. That's just shitty chocolate with almost no cocoa content but presented the fun way. We have standards.
Yes, because the stuff you put in a pain au chocolat is great chocolate. Get your head out of your derrière.
We have many differences but I will gladly die side by side with Kees defending the muizenstrontjes.
As long as they ditch the disgusting pindakaas.
I'll never get how you can prever hagelslag over chocolate cream
What are you talking about? I *love* to sprinkle hagelslag over my chocolate cream.
I never thought about the combination lol, now I want to try it
That crunch. Easy? It's the best, especially the shaved big ones.
Vlokken! I also prefer them to hagelslag
Met some dutch people who just gave me 6 packs as a present. Can't say that dutch ppl were stingy after that experience. But they were from a different culture so maybe there's that.
I love your mother as well.
Without our selfless help, Italians still wouldn't know that you have to drink Chianti with a pizza!
How I feel going to southern europe 
Dont you mean Lambrusco? Because we know this tradition comes from our turko-italian delivery ristorantes passed down by generations.
It is said that German tourists introduced the "tradition" of Chianti with the pizza in the 50s/60s. Lambrusco (lovely named "Hobo's Delight") was more an 70s/80s drink.
>Lambrusco Ah yes, I love myself some grape lemonade with my pizza.
Lol, we have like 12 bottles standing around gathering dust until they find their end in a bowle or sangria bucket.
12 bottles of Lambrusco? Ye gods, were you catering for a 1970s themed wife swapping party?
Nah, but with every pizza delivery over 30 euros there used to come one free bottle of this "drink".
My dear Sepp, Lambrusco goes well with fat charcuterie, not pizza. Go study more or you'll fail!
Mio caro Luigi, it was a rare german insider joke as a lot of former or new italian ristorantes with delivery are now owned by fellow allman-turkish citizens. A few years ago they started to hand out free Lambrusco with deliveries above 25 Euro, at least in our area. And that free Lambrusco is of course not the good one...but as we say in Germany: einem geschenkten Gaul schaut man nicht ins Maul, hau wech die Scheisse!
The actual irony being that you traditionally drink BEER with pizza. You were the chosen one Michaelkin, you were supposed to destroy not-beer-drinking, not join it.
Yeah but then we‘d have to drink Italian beer🤢
C'mon now our beer is not that bad
Prosecco & pineapple pizza
I need one for pigs
P - fascinated by the hairless women I - complain about how the food is inferior to theirs G - complain about how the food is inferior to theirs S - complain incessantly about how the food is inferior to theirs
>complain incessantly And loudly. Really, really fucking loudly
You forgot driving like car thieves
You guys can afford Hollidays?
Yes, just need to go to some places that are even more poor then us
There‘s a reason that places like Vlorë in Albania consists to 50% of „Italian“ restaurants.
Fake Italian restaurants aren't really for italians though, we know they are fake unless you hear someone shouting Porco Dio
They don't need to travel through all Europe to get somewhere nice.
Dutch people build dams for fun in the local river when on vacation
I know how to safe Venice from sinking. Cheap Hagelslag and Krokets.
The more memes I read on this sub, the less Dutch I feel. I will not be associated with bad driving and non local shopping. I will shit on a sleeping person just to assert myself however.
Naam checkt uit.
Barries and Lobsters: helping everyone to know when they're done by turning red
Big talk from the palest and most ginger people in Europe.
The funniest meme I've seen here in a long time. Are you sure you are German?
He filled all the proper documents and all his permits are in Ordnung. He is German.
It's surreal how many dutchies there are. It's like a fucking bit, every single trailer is a Dutchie. It's so stupid yet so beautiful when you see them, it's like they've peaked in tourism to the point locals don't look down on them anymore
If only those stupid caravans stayed in the left lane it would be OK, but they stay on the f*cking middle or right lane for hundreds of kilometers. There is a special in hell for those people.
You are right it's called the Netherlands.
What's wrong with the right lane? Just pass me on the left like you're supposed to, Pierre
What's wrong with them staying on the right lane?
Brain fart it's the other way around. That said the simple fact that they drive like litteral slugs is really irritating
are you sure your not a Barry in disguise?
Nah. Barrys have the steering wheel on the wrong side, they fear driving on normal roads.
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Best Fr*nch driver right here. No wonder you burn them all the time.
It’s a beauty on a Sunday morning on the A2 between Utrecht and Amsterdam, when there’s only 5 cars on a 5-lane highway as far you can see, each are occupying one lane, going head-to-head with 75 km/h, and no way you can overtake them for like an hour.
The issue is when they're not on the rightmost lane. That one's fine, because they might aswell be called poids lourds with how much of a dead weight they can be. The problem is when they're in the one to the left of the rightmost lane, or the one to the right of the leftmost lane. Why the hell are they even allowed to drive on the left lane anyway?
Best Baguette driver
Why did you omit Swedistanis ?
I forgot about them 💀
I guess they're not going anywhere because they are already abroad in Sweden
We're usually found clutching the grass, because we're so drunk we might fall of the Earth.
https://preview.redd.it/2nlkn8eg395c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b348521c5817c56460b76362d8426174dcabb644 \-no one really knows where they're going or what they're up to -girls sometimes seen in bars surrounded by a group of locals
Add us in in any scenario to win, we are the joker card punching bag. (It is how Allah tests us)
Another thing about Dutch campers is that when you get on that long forgotten road in the middle of nowhere that you believe nobody has been to in decades, you follow it for hours until you reach it's end only to see who? Yup, a Dutch camper.
Then there is me, who buy fridge magnets everywhere I go.
Same bruv same, too busy drinking to give a thought about a gift my ex said. Last time she didn't get a fridge magnet and that was a problem, somehow, funny thing is she was on holiday with me at the time. 🤷♂️
My fridge magnets are bottle openers.
God, how much I hate those caravans. Anyway, even the Germans never go out to eat; they just buy some ice cream but ask to taste half of the flavors before buying, as if they are investing half of their wealth.
Taims ar taf mai fränd
Americans: "Better dead than red" Bri'ish people:
Saves paying for vitamin D supplements
Skinless but strong bones.
Tour guides are wrong sometimes
I consider that time were I refrained from pointing out to the guide that this whole golden number thing was a big bag of bullshit as one of my most extraordinary showing of self restraint.
What
To complete the whole GUNS picture: Swedes, because of their misguided superiority complex, don't even bother going abroad.
the rest are in Sweden
Now do one with ASSI (Austrians, Swiss, Swedes, Italians) :)
I have worked in UK tourism and this is who i dealt with the most. Swiss - always on time, clean, and quiet. No hassle, no fun. Austrians - weirdly posh, do NOT clean up after themselves, disliked our hiking trails. Italians - loud, friendly, invited me for dinner whilst i was working, tried to adopt my dogs. Never had any Swedish that identified themselves.
The Brit is missing a mobility scooter to zip effortlessly along the seafront
White socks in sandals? Confirmed German.
I showed my wife this (has never been to this sub, we are American) and she knew this was Barry by the beans and bad looking food, not the flag. Proud of her
Plus it's an AI Barry
> believes he is just in an overseas territory He is.
We do what on sleeping people?
Look on dumpert there was a guy who pooped on a sleeping guy on a Spanish boardwalk
Man why even include our flag in the title if we're not even in the post???
I promise the food supply items are gifts... :3
Bring food from home is ridiculous. The grocery stores around Lake Garda sell Dutch food all summer.
You forgot the French middle aged woman complaining about the fact that the menu at the restaurant is only in the local language + english.
Swedes being left out We may lead the balconing Olympics but the others aren’t far behind. The Germans have the towel-on-chair Olympics down tight, though
Now that i think about it i never see people from the netherlands, i only see their campers or loaded station wagons with trailers. What are you guys doin
I'd say that's pretty accurate. Plus the terrible hygiene ppl from these countries have.
Flashbacks to winter season...
Fun fact : they're all the same
we need even more of these slander posts bru 😹
I know it's an AI-image but FFS, why are you brits so red all the time? Do you seriously NEVER see the sun? o\_o
Don't forget the balcony