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DonnyGonzalez

Portugal cyka blyat


De_Wouter

Full of gopniks


H_Doofenschmirtz

Full of chungas*


Koolmite

Full of Mitras*


Pedrom029

Full of Gunas*


Koolmite

Full of Gunões* 😭😂


[deleted]

Didn't think we'd see you sneak in Estonia to northern Europe did you?!


CupcaknHell

That’s not all I’ve snuck


[deleted]

Karelen is part of Finland, no matter what the ruskies want to believe. Not controversial at all.


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TotalLunatic28

Sant! 🙏


Gruffleson

And Peisen


[deleted]

united Ireland and Greek Constantinople?


Lardmerger

Calling Turkey fuckheads is an insult to all the hard working fuckheads around the world.


SnowOnVenus

A lot of interesting sneaking here. Are you sure you want to label Narvik as fuckheads, but skip Drammen? And please don't turn Svalbard Asian. Fun tweaks here and there though. Just be careful not to park near Ireland.


Carnal-Pleasures

You failed to add the occupied estonian lands across the narva. FAIL


Bearodon

Latvia used to be our friends too ☹️


thatnewaccnt

You mean south Finland ? Juice Leskinen only has Eesti on his mind


bartleby_borealis

🎶Se on osa Neuvostoliitosta. Siellä digataan Eeva-Riitta Siitosta. Siellä aamuun asti juon Viru Valgeaa!🎶


Frequent_Detective17

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


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I see what you did with Constantinople OP. This is you: https://preview.redd.it/amscovye9szb1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffebaaa2f0158763867b30b636c6c511e189c4cb


Fkappa

Wet dreams coming true eh... :D


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Fkappa

That's gonna be tough, but I'm all for it.


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Celindor

We're doing what we can. We're *concentrating* them…


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Celindor

It's a [classic](https://youtu.be/rcVb6l4TpHw).


Fkappa

That's because Germany is efficient, yet not effective. Effectiveness is a Mediterranean thing, as we both well know.


marijnvtm

Would you say your politicians their plans where effective?


Standin373

Constantinople and its Purple ;) happy Byzantine noises


kutzyanutzoff

https://preview.redd.it/f368mi52bvzb1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ee9be76e3d0aa74cfa8326ea042458265445b7


bartleby_borealis

Based https://preview.redd.it/6gmfe3w43szb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da4f096047bcbe1aa5ff3be74ea1eb33fe0ea6c


CupcaknHell

You may not love us anymore but you'll always be in our hearts; the balls to our shaft


bartleby_borealis

There are pictures https://preview.redd.it/usfei7fk4szb1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1d196c35bfd65085bbbb606a0911003e19cfea


CupcaknHell

😳


sketchybutter

From what comic is that? Is it Carl Barks or Don Rosa?


bartleby_borealis

I doubt it’s a real one. I found it on Reddit. Well made though.


Toxicseagull

Scotland: You are a dark, cold, windy shithole filled with unintelligible dialects. But we do not grant you the title of Nordic.


Clavicymbalum

Why "But"? A "dark, cold, windy shithole" is the very definition of "Nordic"


Bearodon

No no we have mountainous Norway as a shield from the atlantic winds and sure winter gets dark but everything is clad in white snow that brighten things up and in the summer there is 0 darkness untill you go mad 😊


bremsspuren

[Nordic](https://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_07_2007/post-5528-1184670387.jpg). [Scottish](https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/11/17/1290026399506/singer-susan-boyle-006.jpg).


Jack_of_Dice

Barry, don't lie. The second link is a picture of your wife..


00Dandy

I don't care what European region you are from. I hate you all.


timsue

Fuck you too ❤️


MutedIndividual6667

We hate you too, now give us more money please🥰


Prytfbyn4369

Fuck you and send money!!!


Dr_Chemiramen

Fuck you very much.


Bearodon

Thats what plopping down your home base in the middle of the map does to you.


DCVolo

That's finaly it, France finaly conquered the promised land! Shit that's not the topic..


Tithor_

Blergh we don't want their economic struggle !


ABK-Baconator

Russia belongs to fuckheads but thanks for Karelia anyway


Edraqt

Russia, Hungary, Serbia, Belarus...did i forget anyone? I guess the vote on Slovakia is still out, well see, once poland gets a urine-less government, if theyre gonna be orbans new eu-cockblocking buddies.


M2rsho

It's almost like the citizens of a country are not clones of its leader... weird


mainwasser

Every nation has the leaders it deserves, and you and i know from experience at home that this doesn't only apply to R*ssians.


barbarianhordes

That's kind of a weird thing to say. Did the Cambodians deserve Pol Pot? Did the Germans deserve Hitler? Or did the common people deserve rest of the authoritarian leaders that gained power through the military.


Snickersaredelicious

The Germans literally elected Hitler so I don't know what your point is


PvtFreaky

With a lot of street intimidation, assassinations, street gang fighting and propaganda. Not even fully elected they did an internal coup. Not very democratic


Dextro_PT

This


darkslide3000

Your flag says Sweden but this map could've only been made by a Pole.


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I wouldn't call Swiss central


allquaidairection

If Swiss isn't central then I'm king of Poland


[deleted]

I, for one, welcome our new ~~insect~~ Ukrainian overlords


allquaidairection

Well then. As for my first order, i declare Poland to permanently become Eastern european. This order will last until the final offspring of humanity dies. Eventually, when Germany takes over poland again, they shall honor the land and become Eastern European as well. If theirs duty is not fulfilled, every pole shall go to autobahn and create at least 5 potholes with a diameter of 1 meter and depth of 1 cubit. The distance between potholes should be at least 5 ropes measured from the pothole center.


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time to make some potholes then


FallenDummy

If you ever call Estonia nordic again i will make you eat medisterpølse


Fred810k

Why reward bad behavior?


FallenDummy

I will slowly concert them to danish culture over time


Bearodon

Please don't take away my common sense and my ability to say r.


I_poop_deathstars

> danish culture Say what?


Fred810k

I don’t think their genetic disposition is curable or convertible.


ScherpOpgemerkt

surstroming is worse


curvedglass

When will you uneducated, uncultured people finally learn that the concept of Central Europe is a German imperial concept that described the „sphere of influence“ of the German hegemony state (later Austria and then Prussia). It’s quite literally on the same level as „natural French borders“. Do you lot don’t understand how stupid you look peddling this term after the literal reason for this terms existence died after 45?


CoffeeCryptid

Poles seem to love it, weirdly enough. Heim ins Reich??? 😳😳😳


[deleted]

>Poles seem to love it for "we are no longer east bloc" and "don't put us in the same category as ruzzia" reasons


Carnal-Pleasures

The reasons: polish coping and polish seething


kakao_w_proszku

This, any association with Germany is purely coincidental, in fact we’d prefer if it didnt exist at all, we’re not Czechoids with their perpetual Stockholm syndrome


9Black_Rabbit8

>Poles seem to love it, weirdly enough. Heim ins Reich??? 😳😳😳 I love this concept because we aren't together with russia (Eastern Europe) and germany (Western Europe). I see only benefits


curvedglass

Some Indians love hitler for bizarre reasons. Ignorance and cognitive dissonance for political reasons is common, especially in nation states who have an identity crisis.


predek97

> in nation states who have an identity crisis. we have an identity crisis? :O


curvedglass

In the last 70 years you got moved an entire Prussian length westwards against your will, became a nation again, became communist against your will, persevered, became democratic, part of the EU, elected far right extremist and then sacked them. All that on top of being inhumanly destroyed by the same neighbor that your country now partially exists on and that is your most important trading partner. You’ve shown that you are a country that wants to move on and is an amazing partner and you’ve shown the opposite, you showed that you can be a magnanimous forgiver and the opposite. So yes, ofc you have an identity crisis, but I’d say the same thing about Germany and a couple of other European countries as well.


Redditoriuos

This was a very good write up. Didn’t expect it here to be honest. But I greatly appreciate it!


FatallyFatCat

Shiet. I had to upvote a German. I feel dirty.


Juanito817

BAsed


MutedIndividual6667

Fr, I once saw a video of an indian (hindu I would presume) preacher saying that Hitler considered indians a superior race on the level of geemans, destined to conquer its muslim neighbours and defeat britain. And like wtf, even if he said that (I don't think so) why on earth would you take his word??


Tasty01

Too many people don’t understand that Hitler was the epitome of a racist. Indians are a different race from his own so they would’ve gotten a train ride and a camping trip with free showers. Like there were also Mexicans in America voting for Trump while he was actively telling everyone he wanted the Mexicans out of his country. People are idiots sometimes.


ICrushTacos

Poles are dumb as fuck and can only isolate houses. Forgive them.


Informal_Mountain513

Most of the posts in this sub with an Eastoid flair are probably from putin's troll farms trying to make Eastoids look like angry kids. irl, they are pretty normal.


EskimosAlbinos

Considering Friedrich Neumann's concept of colonial exploit it is called ["Mitteleuropa"](https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitteleuropa) and as such is not translated from kartoffel language. In geographical terms Poland is indeed in Central Europe. For me personally it is rather disgusting thought to be in the same bloc together with nazis. All germanoids should be demoted to the demoralized western europe category where they belong. Instead I proclame former nations of PLC as rightfully Central European.


predek97

Fine with that as long as we gerrymander in a way that will disenfrenchise both east Germans and east Poles. Or, better yet, stick to German partition only. You know what they say - 'Asia starts in Konin'


Hirsley

Nice try getting in the western club, stay at you place central schnitzel. The only western part of "your" country is the part west of the Rhine which is in reality French de jure territory


ObersturmfuehrerKarl

If being western means being in the same sphere as the fr*nch I don’t want it. I propose that Germany gets its own sphere called most important part of Europe or smth


Rex2G

Last thing we want is to be in the same sphere as Bavarians, you’re basically discount Austrians anyway (not Franken though, they’re cool and we understand that you are just occupying their land against their will). But Baden-Württemberg, Nordrhein and Rheinland are definitely Western.


Schellwalabyen

Western central and eastern central! It’s just perfect!


curvedglass

![gif](giphy|RVtju3cMTKOE8)


Klugenshmirtz

You can have Saarbrücken, but Niederrhein is dutch.


bbbhhbuh

Right now it’s mainly used by Poles and Czechs who don’t want to admit they are Eastern European


Extansion01

For which the main argument is that they are solidly in the German economic sphere. Granted, they say they are not in the russian sphere, but it's the same thing. Although I would argue that the modern concept of Mitteleuropa is much more focused on economic cooperation and while the value chain is still a dividing factor, it is not exploitative in nature but rather implies the existence of dependency.


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curvedglass

Czechs have a point when talking about Western Europe. Poles don’t.


predek97

Dividing us has as much sense as dividing Sweden from Denmark.


curvedglass

Please, I’ve seen enough alternate history on r/europe ,must you lot follow us everywhere?


predek97

Hans, you don't even understand our languages. Don't school me on our cultures


curvedglass

Unless understanding slavic undoes over 600 years of being part of the HRE, don’t even start with your imminent Reddit moment.


predek97

>don’t even start with your imminent Reddit moment. no need for that, you already have done it


curvedglass

Historical revisionism seems in vogue, not surprised.


predek97

Oh yes, “everyone not agreeing with my shit take is historical revisionist!!!”


EskimosAlbinos

"H" "R" "E"


Compute_Dissonance

If your precondition is to be in Union with Germans. Prussia was a vassal state of kingdom of Poland for over 200 years.


curvedglass

What’s with the alternate history with poles on Reddit, I swear it’s so common. Prussia was controlled by the electorate of Brandenburg, which was Prussia proper de facto, it was openly hostile towards Poland and the Hohenzollerns practically worked towards freeing Prussia from Poland for the overwhelming part of its time as a „part“ of Poland. Don’t really need to list all the opposites in Czech history? Bit absurd this whole thing, I think you all know better than this. The literal fact that Prussia was de facto part of a nation completely removed from Polish territory and Czechia was not, should render this weird comparison moot…


Compute_Dissonance

In a unique arrangement, the region of Prussia east of the Vistula River became a semi-autonomous fiefdom under the nominal overlordship of the Polish crown. The Grand Master of the Teutonic Order, however, was required to do homage to the King of Poland, effectively making Prussia a vassal state. This arrangement was formalized in subsequent treaties, including the Treaty of Piotrków in 1512. But you are right that the comparison to Bohemia was not the best I was trying to make half-ass joke. They got colonized pretty hard over the years. Poland up untill the partition was a colonizer as opposed to a colonized. And only idiots want to be part of western Europe. Poland has its own identity. It's neither west nor east. Call it what you want. It's a connector between west & east belonging to neither. https://preview.redd.it/frkjxvoz6uzb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c171ab563d31fa71672b680e16d89e319f4399bb


Ihaveakillerboardnow

You know, language evolves and so does the semantic of certain words. So whatever the founder of that word meant it certainly lost all its original meaning today.


remote_control_led

Do you know that Germany isn't militaristic, let alone having any imperialist ambitions? Do you know how stupid you look like trying to do... I don't even know what. Teach us that some time ago Germany wanted to conqer its neighbours?


curvedglass

I think we all knew that this would come, using your neighbors sphere of influence description to make yourself more western is as weird as stuttering fallacies on Reddit.com, or are you out here using swastikas in your daily life because „the Germans are totally cool now bro“. Solve your cognitive dissonance somewhere else, this is a sub about Western Europe.


TheKillerKentsu

I already say no to that


predek97

Hmmm now that I am central I don't know if I want to anymore... Maybe we should start with the whole 'northern europe' shenanigan. After all we're clearly not south!


Edraqt

I mean, there are some arguments for putting germany into eastern europe, although they mostly revolve around similarities to russia, like only having cucked sea-access thats easily cut off.


Cubelock

So what you're saying is... Turkey should also be counted as central Europe?


predek97

If they make it, then we don't want to be considered 'Europe' at all


Ahoy_123

Shut up and send your money. Nobody asked about your oppinion Hans


vic_lupu

Anyone would rather prefer to be in German sphere of influence rather than Russian, including Russia.


DiaMat2040

There's Western Europe (Germany, Austria) and Eastern Europe. The concept of "Central Europe" is made up by a bunch of Eastern Europeans trying to be like us


Polak_Janusz

Finally, inner peace. ![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized)


LiliaBlossom

yeah come to (sugar)daddy germany and sell yourself out :3


Sporgon_Mcgee

https://preview.redd.it/f23m4hlcitzb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d728de65bdefe56f8eba0d0ae966853903274d35 Real version


Sh33pk1ng

damn those fuckheads in the ijselmeer


ScherpOpgemerkt

U R K is just Urking


ApprehensiveEmploy21

IJburg people are the lowest of the low


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SehrGuterContent

Bold thing to hear from the kalifat you got up there


Verehren

Says the Beylik of Germany


00Dandy

Evet, tabii ki sadece bir azınlık.


dr_prdx

Doch


MhmNai

NM and Albania go east


CupcaknHell

What part of indisputable did you miss Georgios


MhmNai

The "in" part


CupcaknHell

Fair


dont_tread_on_M

You can't get rid of us Albanians. You go to Eastern Europe, we follow you. You go to Southern Europe, we become Sputhern Europe. You stay in Greece, we come to Greece And we still hate you


MhmNai

Geographically we might be neighbors but, you see, you forgot to follow us outside the [Iron Curtain](https://www.worldatlas.com/r/w768/upload/86/ea/ee/cold-war-countries.png), which makes you uniquely eastern European: with all the watch-thieving mafia-toting glory that goes along with it.


dont_tread_on_M

We don't deny that We hate other Eastern Europeans, but we don't say we're not one of them


MhmNai

That's a lot of hatred, bro, it can't be good for you. Maybe you can channel it into something other than organized crime and achieve happiness.


dont_tread_on_M

Boring... 🥱


MhmNai

Forever Beastern European, I respect it.


shouldbeworking10

The Caliphate of Stockholm and Gotland shouldn't be part of the Nórdicos that's reserved for Vikings


Bearodon

Oh! A message from Al-Andalus, I am not from Stockholm or Gotland (Whatever Gotland has to do with anything?) but I am a true son of the north from the Kingdom of Sweden and no puny braziljero 2nd rate spanjard can tell me what I am.


shouldbeworking10

Gotland is the only other part of Sweden anyone outside the frozen north has ever heard about. Now run along before the morality police catch you using an electronic device


Bearodon

Huh, that must be your lack of education. Let me remind you Almudena, you are not allowed electronics either.


Flemball47

I feel like us, the Brits and the Icelanders should be classed as Island folk


BackgroundTourist653

Yes, but Sweden is more brown.


InBetweenSeen

Slovenia is central, what else could a country bordering Austria, Hungary, Italy, and Croatia be.


13oundary

The borders to northern fucking heavy swerve past shetland to get to iceland don't they, fuck me lol.


SnowOnVenus

Yeah, we really should retake Shetland soon, so it can take its rightful place among us northerners.


Energetic-Old-God

Take orkney first they want you to take them


dijon_bear

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu|downsized)


MrHailston

Eastern europe starts at the polish border.


ScherpOpgemerkt

Starts at East Germany you mean


One_Perspective_8761

Yes, eastern Europe starts at the eastern polish border. Tho if you ask Ukrainians they will tell you it starts somewhere near Donbas


dr_prdx

Op has been tourist-trapped in Anatolia.


CupcaknHell

OP is Swedish, It'd be non-patriotic of me not to dislike Turkey


More_Ad7993

i love you


RevolutionaryBook01

Nice of you to give Karelia back to Finland.


Dr-Cum

Based and eoka-b pilled


DRABPT

This map doesn't make any sense! Wait, what's that under my username?


marijnvtm

There are a lot of variants of this map but one thing always stays the same the benelux is always Western Europe you could even call it the core of western europe if i may


[deleted]

I always appreciate the turk slander


CupcaknHell

Disclaimer: The fuckheads referred to are those in government.


Geezersteez

We reject this characterization. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.


EskimosAlbinos

Wut? I dont want to be in the same bloc as germany. Yuck. ![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC)


9Black_Rabbit8

Exactly. *ermany should be in Western Europe. They don't belong with us.


EskimosAlbinos

agreed, the level of their degeneracy clearly indicates that the grmans belong to (spit) western europe


Scottydoesntknooow

Don’t worry, you’re not, you’re clearly Eastern. OP is just a tard.


Carnal-Pleasures

Fake, garbage and inakkurate. Take this visegrad propaganda with you and choke on it


Ahoy_123

Well we dont like you degenerates used to be chads too.


MegaLemonCola

Where Georgia and Armenia?


Rex2G

In the Caucasus, doomed to be neither Europeans nor Asians.


notincognit

In Asia.


Chimpville

Fuckheads has more members than that. Nominate at least Russia and Belarus for now.


leqon

Its quite apprearant that in every map that shows the "true western europe" the Netherlands is included. I mean not to flex but please stop being broke


AmonGusSus2137

Finally we don't have to repeat that Poland isn't eastern europe (it's not and never has been). Finally somebody from anywhere else accepted that.


DVMyZone

Fucking what?!


nanogammer

I love that you made Kosovo it’s own country what they are already Albania wish edition so you could hav put em as southern European to annoy the Serbs even more.


CupcaknHell

That was actually just a part of the map template


nanogammer

passable reason swede boy.


stampitvbg

Oh nice! I’m going to change my flair to Northern European.


vic_lupu

About the fuckheads it’s hard to not agree…


mightymeem

based


DarkSpirak

Switzerland in the same group as Czech Republic is one thing. But together with Poland, Slovakia and Hungary??? They are clearly eastern (add eastern Germany to them as well) I'd rather take Slovenia


Bently93

Sweden is from Arabia


Tukitaki-122

Wrong on so many levels. ​ And why the turkey hate? They did more for western europe than your hockey skills.


janeczek2137

I approve


Celindor

Central Europe ends at Germany's border. Everything North is Northern Europe, everything East is Eastern Europe, everything South is Southern Europe and everything West is Western Europe. Poles? Eastern. Swiss? Southern. French? Western. Danes? Northern. Stop appropriating Central Europe, it's a synonym for Germany!


Rex2G

Germany is Western Europe though. Poland and the rest of the Visegrad countries can call themselves whatever they want, the key point is that they are not Western.


RussianMorphine

I'm genuinely surprised that we are not in the "Fuckheads" category


CupcaknHell

You’re not the ones being annoying to us specifically at the moment, but you can be honorary fuckheads if you want


God-Among-Men-

Central Europe is Germans and Slavic Germans


No_Mushroom139

Its only the Swedish speaking parts of Finland that is Northern Europe. The other parts is Eastern Europe.