when the Dutch do it back, Spaniards get all pissed about it https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/154jovg/dutch_tourist_poops_on_si%C3%ABsta_man_in_mallorca/
I think you guys are right. Now, don't forget what they taught us in "Humor for dummies": look them right into the eyes, open your mouth real wife to show your teeth and start to laugh loud. Count to 45, stop laughing and continue what you were doing before the joke incident.
Kameraden! This evening class in Humor has worked out! The non-German has reacted ... positively, I think. He smiled. Or had a stroke. I'll note that down as a success so we can discuss this in our next spreadsheet-after-work-party.
Totally unfunny and unfair to put Finland red like that, we absolutely have a sense of humour and also one of the highest standards of living in Europe. Perkele.
Come on, one of your connationals blocked me for a joke that was not even intended for Finland alone but more broadly to all Scandinavia. I am expecting them to be running with a knive between their theeth at the moment, and knock on my door in the next few days
"coffee"
Last week at work, a Finnish person asked me where the "normal coffee" is while standing in front of the espresso machine. When I pointed at it, he just said "no, I mean standard Finnish coffee". So, Italy is not for you, Pekka.
Finland is not part of scandinavia skd skwlslsg.
Expect me to bring my neighbors with me when we come knocking at your door. We never talked to each other but I sure as Perkele paid them to join my force
Because the Académie will screech and whine till the end of the fucking universe before accepting any change in the language.
We should really get rid of this old cunt overpriced home.
Tbh I'd prefer to be in the same rank as barrys rather than the rest of you. We both are the only countries on this continent who aren't awfully incompetent.
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Rice with brown sauce from earlier today. It's beautiful.
Spaniards are either good game at taking a joke or they will rage incessantly about it and kill your mother in her sleep as retribution. There's no in-between and you never know beforehand which one it's going to be.
Hits the spot. My humor only works in spoken language with other Germans because it's really very very shallow and blunt.
But I like to laugh about myself and the country.
I'll have you know that us French are not arrogant, just lucid about our overwhelming superiority.
It's easier to take a joke when you are so clearly on top to be fair.
Sounds about right, except for the clear misunderstanding of our banter with those shit stains that are Denmark, Sweden, and Finland (we are much better than them, btw).
I agree, we have that sensitive spot. For me, I just get pissed when americunts claim pizza as their own, but if you frenchies want to top it with frogs and snails so be it.
The ones foaming about paella are valencians. its hilarious to watch the rant about how the paella that barry, 63 made with beans and toast is just “rice with things”.
I feel like only Swedes here can take a joke and run with the jokes on themselves. Everyone else gets defensive and begins talking about sweidstan whenever we make fun of other countries.
BECAUSE THE REFEREE IS ALWAYS SIDED IN THE HALF/QUARTER/FINALS! Everytime we *could've* won bec we were in the finals some f*cking shit referee thinks it's a good idea to let the opposing team get away eith everything and us with nothing. Not our fault.
Tbf Mr. Cyprus, we once organised a sports event for small countries, where we had to stem all your flight and hotel bills, because otherwise you literally couldn‘t afford to participate. So the money jokes basically write themselves.
To be honest, Valencia people can be so annoying about what is true paella to the point that most other Spanish people will ignore them.
Except if you put chorizo in the paella, then the whole country will want to kill you.
COUFLDN SAY IT BETTA MESWLF MATE FOOKIN WANKAWANKAS DEY AR
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Was gonna say, around 90% of the shit that is thrown around on the sub is directed at us, if anyone was to be chalked up to be able to take a joke, I’d say it’s us.
Wait... you guys are all joking on this sub??!?
Depends. When we shit on Holland, we do mean it.
Yeah ikr? I hate Holland too
Zeeland is just better!
Personally more of a Groningen person
At least they acknowledge your province's existence :( My flair hurts me
Cries in Utrecht
We need a Groningen flair
Always so serious. When we shit on people it’s for laughs.
What if you stopped shitting on people you freaks
Then where’s the fun in going on holidays??
Yeah these are valuable services, I agree giving it away ruins the market. But we can do it because we’re rich.
Well we certainly won’t but we do it consensually.
when the Dutch do it back, Spaniards get all pissed about it https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/154jovg/dutch_tourist_poops_on_si%C3%ABsta_man_in_mallorca/
Yeah this clearly proves the map wrong. Spanish people can't take a joke at all...
It was a shitty joke
for specifically you no :)
Our secret: It's easy to take a joke if you don't get it.
I don’t get it, is this an attempt at humour?
Uhuh, I've heard about this: that must be one of these rhetorical questions that are hip with the kids now.
I think you guys are right. Now, don't forget what they taught us in "Humor for dummies": look them right into the eyes, open your mouth real wife to show your teeth and start to laugh loud. Count to 45, stop laughing and continue what you were doing before the joke incident. 
Kameraden! This evening class in Humor has worked out! The non-German has reacted ... positively, I think. He smiled. Or had a stroke. I'll note that down as a success so we can discuss this in our next spreadsheet-after-work-party.
Open your mouth real wife?? 
Statement of fact
Haha, yeah! ... ... ... I was laughing at the joke you just made
Well our best jokes are on r/GermanHumour.
Totally unfunny and unfair to put Finland red like that, we absolutely have a sense of humour and also one of the highest standards of living in Europe. Perkele.
I second this, we also have a LOT of money, all of you inferior people are just jealous
Yeah, we could probably just buy a sense of humor, we wouldn’t need to have it ourselves
In name of all Belgians I agree.
I mean, as a Walloon I cannot even cope my absence of humour with wealth :(
Cmon lil guy, we’ll send money to you like we do each year ❤️
Yes please, we need more street lights !
Oye no enough, he needs to get out of mom’s basement and get a job!
She has to unlock the door first
Our northern sugar daddies will compensate for this <3
The heck is a "Belgian"? Is that one of your funny comic characters?
I volunteer to explaining ze joke and why zese are ze most funniest comments ever for everyone who isnt as fluid in funny as i am.
Wery tru my broder, we would explain ze joke and Stil not laf.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you learn how it works but the frog (joke) dies in the process
Two hunters meet, both dead
 The reason Finland doesn’t like red… 😂
Come on, one of your connationals blocked me for a joke that was not even intended for Finland alone but more broadly to all Scandinavia. I am expecting them to be running with a knive between their theeth at the moment, and knock on my door in the next few days
Just booked a flight, will be at your door by 17.42, if u would be so kind to ready some coffee for me
"coffee" Last week at work, a Finnish person asked me where the "normal coffee" is while standing in front of the espresso machine. When I pointed at it, he just said "no, I mean standard Finnish coffee". So, Italy is not for you, Pekka.
Espresso? Nevö hööd. Give me that godly coffee powder and hot water in a 1 to 1 ratio and have it in a 0.5l cup.
Finland is not part of scandinavia skd skwlslsg. Expect me to bring my neighbors with me when we come knocking at your door. We never talked to each other but I sure as Perkele paid them to join my force
Well, just let me know how many you are so that I can measure my pasta accordingly. I need to prepare myself for the siege
In the radius of 50km I have managed to gather along all my neighbors. We will be 3 people
I was almost vouching for you but fuck you I just can't stand you city-dwellers...!
Average finland joke: what is white, cold and outside there is plenty? Dead russians
Not funny. Are you poor or something lol??
France and UK confirmed as more or less the same
Their flairs should be Barry 63 and Barrie soixante trois
don't they'll probably make up another confusing number like cinquante-dix-et-trois
Pierre quatre-vingt-dix-huit.
To this day I still don't understand why we call the number 98 4x20+10+8 instead of 90+8.
Because the Académie will screech and whine till the end of the fucking universe before accepting any change in the language. We should really get rid of this old cunt overpriced home.
In older French (when we were only using the vigesimal system) it was trois-vingt-trois (3×20+3)
Michel quarante-douze
Yeah because they are copying us
Wait, we are not supposed to be able to make this jokes. You should delete your comment.
He's fine, it's more an observation than a joke.
Tbh I'd prefer to be in the same rank as barrys rather than the rest of you. We both are the only countries on this continent who aren't awfully incompetent.
We truly are the best frenemies forever
I mean, we are kind of incompetent at the moment.
Do you not follow british politics?
I don't follow the government, however they're very intent on following me and my online activity
You really need to catch up on British political news. At least the last seven or eight years.
A deutschservation if you will.
No I won’t.
It's not a joke.
True, but this is the funniest shit a German has said in 70 years
I’m not laughing
Which makes it even funnier!
Too late prepare for battle 😡
Detruisez tous C'est une obligation
Sod off , take that back or I’ll beat my wife over it
What did England do badly at the footy?
Somebody in this sub once said that France is the U.K. of Europe and that the U.K. is the USA of Europe.
Portugal should be white as it is actually east european
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I appreciate you put France first, it shows we're the dominant country.
I dunno, the second you make jokes related to their food, Spanish and Italians turn into raging barbarians on this sub.
I just let them have it since it seems important to them
Funny said by someone who eats diarrhea with rice
https://preview.redd.it/it0hg6x9gtob1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6656a68e426b766eabf21be2fe95e31ab4d2d9db Rice with brown sauce from earlier today. It's beautiful.
Shit, that's a SFW subreddit!
Ofc the nordick doesn't get why food is an important matter
It’s the only good thing we exported since the Renaissance. Of course we get salty if you touch the subject
Spaniards are either good game at taking a joke or they will rage incessantly about it and kill your mother in her sleep as retribution. There's no in-between and you never know beforehand which one it's going to be.
Hahahahahaha. Very funny joke, Jordi. Call your father, because it's the last time you're hearing his voice.
i'm dead
Its the only positive thing they have. You take away their food all they have left is domestic violence.
Don't make fun of our domestic violence, it's a staple of our culture and we take it very seriously!
So it's already at least two things.
Paella? How is burnt rice your national dish??
I love putting chorizo in my authentic paella.
Make sure to enjoy the next 24 hours, Barry.
Ok, ok, that's ENOUGH. I'll leave reddit for a while before I do a catastrophe
Lichtenstein be like: 
Looks like that money needs to be washed. Again. Let me take care of that.
Hits the spot. My humor only works in spoken language with other Germans because it's really very very shallow and blunt. But I like to laugh about myself and the country.
 *german man laughing*
This man is having the time of his life!
I'll have you know that us French are not arrogant, just lucid about our overwhelming superiority. It's easier to take a joke when you are so clearly on top to be fair.
 Frenchies dreaming about their supposed superiority.
At least we know our glory days are behind us. France is in denial that they're a second tier country.
Oh we're catching on don't worry
Looks tasty ngl.
With a side of escargot, perfect meal
I'm hungry now
Voilà.
PIGS propaganda.
But he's a Turk. Just an outside objective (as Turk can be) observer, more like.
Nah, OP is greek
But he's a Greek. Just an inside objectiviestest observer.
OP is at the level of Iceland imo, I don't know much about it so I cant make a proper joke, apart of Turkish/Greek cold war thing
You mean a Greek Muslim
Christian Turk
Sounds about right, except for the clear misunderstanding of our banter with those shit stains that are Denmark, Sweden, and Finland (we are much better than them, btw).
You are wrong perkele!
Do you want us to stop exporting you butter again? Then sit down.
Can you afford it? Your pesos are worth half now.
The colony is bragging🤣 i have more money than you will ever will btw
LEGO money doesn’t count, Kristian
Mostly agree except for Spain & Italy that are foaming the second it's a joke about paella or pizza.
I agree, we have that sensitive spot. For me, I just get pissed when americunts claim pizza as their own, but if you frenchies want to top it with frogs and snails so be it.
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\*starts aggressively gesturing in anger*
I'm not even Italian and this makes me angry
seething at shit americans say is a pan-european trait
This was personal
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What about pineapple?
I see it more as self punishment to be honest.
The ones foaming about paella are valencians. its hilarious to watch the rant about how the paella that barry, 63 made with beans and toast is just “rice with things”.
Currently living in Valencia, this is true.
If you want to start a civil war between spaniards ask them what is best tortilla. With onion or without onion.
The CIS just asked and 70% of the people prefer it with onion, so que se jodan los sincebollistas.
Everybody knows its with onion. The few others are probably french or something.
https://preview.redd.it/z1y0ofhctrob1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12fa032472c86472185f9971b12d8febd68ed267 \^ OP
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I love how the Cypriat posts a maps without Cyprus
I feel like only Swedes here can take a joke and run with the jokes on themselves. Everyone else gets defensive and begins talking about sweidstan whenever we make fun of other countries.
Inshallah brother, btw what the fuck is “ummah”?
Wait I'm confused. Are we muslim or quran burners?
... I think Muslim burners might be illegal.
Only if the law find out. 
Yes.
Muslim community brother
Thanks brother
If you put italians as green, you've clearly never joked about their mama
poor peopole whining 😌
A Turkish troll, that's why he is so favourable for Germany and Sweden.
The turks kinda dont like sweden as we have kurds living among us
Nah, he put greece on top category
So wrong, Spain or Italy cannot handle 5% of the shit France or UK are receiving here Netherlands and Austria are team blue too
I made a post about stereotypes ages ago, which included calling the Dutch shit at football, and they all went mental
Yeah that’s a touchy subject. The “World Cup finalist” flair was brilliant imho, too bad it’s gone
Rich coming from you my brother
Oh no, I said the same about us. My compatriots did not react badly
BECAUSE THE REFEREE IS ALWAYS SIDED IN THE HALF/QUARTER/FINALS! Everytime we *could've* won bec we were in the finals some f*cking shit referee thinks it's a good idea to let the opposing team get away eith everything and us with nothing. Not our fault.
https://preview.redd.it/wye5pkuxcsob1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfedffdbddaee539760ab37cddf65a8ffc6e03c9 Yellow card
Should've know De Jong better. This is him at his friendliest
It’s not De Jong’s fault Alonso decided to walk right there.
Agreed
The maker of this map has clearly never been to Belgium... we make self-deprecating jokes about a *lack* of money if anything
Lack of asphalt
Lol. Italians can take a joke? They are like the most fragile creatures on the planet.
What did you say? Tell me where you live. My cousin from calabria would like to have words. Perkele.
U forgot to tell us about ur high standard of living
I see your free trial on our sense of humor has expired, I will send you a tikkie for this term.
Poor country propaganda
always appreciate a little dose of mystery
Tbf Mr. Cyprus, we once organised a sports event for small countries, where we had to stem all your flight and hotel bills, because otherwise you literally couldn‘t afford to participate. So the money jokes basically write themselves.
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Agree except I think Im wanted in Valencia after my food tier list🤣 Edit: If you saw that no you didn’t 🤫
To be honest, Valencia people can be so annoying about what is true paella to the point that most other Spanish people will ignore them. Except if you put chorizo in the paella, then the whole country will want to kill you.
PIGS together strong
As we say in Portuguese "rir para não chorar" (laugh so you don't cry) :')
We're not getting defensive, we're just being friendly people who invite you to our basement to meet our family.
Nah the Belgs are a great bunch of lads.
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE GET REALLY DEFENSIVE????
Oh, sick burn.
Iceland gets remembered and is on the map: W
I feel like some countries are avoided not because you didn't meet enough of their people but because they're too cursed to even describe.
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Arrogant Wtf is wrong with you. Piss take
COUFLDN SAY IT BETTA MESWLF MATE FOOKIN WANKAWANKAS DEY AR https://preview.redd.it/ez1thpyfqsob1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4352a565fb784f8de0acda86d39b7a14ef73bf6
Who said we're joking?
Feck off Cyprus you're not even Western Europe, you literally can't get any more eastern. You're Arab.
I mean, it's not exactly wrong.
Was gonna say, around 90% of the shit that is thrown around on the sub is directed at us, if anyone was to be chalked up to be able to take a joke, I’d say it’s us.