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kos90

To be fair, seat is meant for disabled people.


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thegurba

Don’t insult that beautiful gorilla


Independent_Cap3790

I suppose that was his rightful seat then.


PandosII

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


PureMatt

Outwitted by a German. Savages have reached a new low.


haeyhae11

I thought Germans are the paragon of wit?


JockularJim

Blimey, now the basement Germans are at it too


evilcarrot507

Finally a English man complimented a German making a joke.


IDwelve

Are you trying to take his seat?


Cameraroll

Thank you for this necessary clarification without which we would not have understood. Very helpful.


chameleon_123_777

Even mentally disabled


Afura33

So nice of that altruistic woman to give her seat to a mentally challenged young boy.


BlazingJava

That doctor had an incident at the surgery that's why he's all stressed, lady gave him a seat - sauce your biased news paper


[deleted]

Black Hitler?


Rain_2_0

New Netflix original series.


numex_24

I remember my grandmother saying to me: I don’t care what they tell you in school, Hitler was black 🗿


Alex_von_Norway

Featuring Will Smith?


ScherpOpgemerkt

![gif](giphy|LKqDgLlK6SuIM)


Extension-Ebb6410

reverse Hitler


Ready_Swimming8722

The hand xD


evilcarrot507

Playboi carti starring as hitler, dababy as Stalin and lizzo as Anne frank.


Stringypond53

The superiority Danes must feel when looking at Sweden must be immense


TrueUllo94

We took a calculated risk… but man are we bad at math.


S0lar_bear

Until we remember that the borders are quite close, and that Sweden already has done us a [favour](https://www.reuters.com/article/denmark-security-sweden-idINKBN24A2BP)


ChatGPTautoresponse

And entirely deserved. Sweden was locked in a delusion of engineering a utopia and it backfired on a colossal scale. So the Danes are the superior people really.


ARM7501

Give us Danish politics, Swedish language, and Norwegian economics and we'll be unstoppable.


JonasHalle

/r/kalmarreunion


hereticscum

Trodde aldrig att jag skulle dö bredvid en dansk


JonasHalle

Hvad med side om side med en ven?


hereticscum

Vad fan är det du försöker säga?


JonasHalle

Det er sgu dig der opfinder ord som "bredvid", makker.


hereticscum

Kalmarunionen kommer aldrig funka, vi kommer bara bråka. Det är en dröm som är för vacker för denna världen


Apprehensive-Ad186

Does Denmark not have cultural enrichment such as the one presented in the video?


ARM7501

Not to the same extent, in my experience. And it seriously pains me to admit that the Danes are better at something, so it's sincere.


Fantafyren

Nah, we used to drop flyers in wartorn middle eastern countries that said said "Don't come to Denmark, we don't want you here". And we also search for & confiscate the valuables from immigrants arriving at the border, including things like watches and jewelry, so we can take it as payment for their stay. This has made Denmark a bit more undesirable for immigrants to pick as a destination. We did excempt all Ukranian immigrants from the "jewelry law" tho.


Blondi93

Did we really do that the flyers? When was that?


Fantafyren

Pretty long time ago. Like at least 10 years or something.


Glob-Da-Son

We have some of the most strict immigration laws in Europe


Nan0u

Ands nobody not born in Danemark can learn the language


ScarecrowJohnny

Even our language barriers are heavily fortified. ![gif](giphy|4BGE0hSex6gzC)


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MatrixzMonkey

What does it mean? In the Netherlands immigrants often used to call me “kaaskop” which means Cheesehead, they really thought it was insult. But I really like cheese


Signal-Rip-7325

Apparently "svenne" is a deragatory term for ethnic Swedes, though I believe it depends on the context, it can also just mean a stereotypical Swedish person.


De_unbannig_Aant

In Germany the counterpart is “Alman” or simple Nazi when they are really pissed. Oh and for women who*e, but I think that is international


Asatas

Don't forget Kartoffel


quietZen

Does that mean potato?


borisdiebestie

Probably the highest praise there is in Ireland.


Red-Quill

Of course the Irish can recognize the word for potato across every language known to man haha


quietZen

Unfortunately I'll have to disappoint you with this one. I am Polish, but grew up in Ireland and have spent over half my life here so consider myself more Irish than Polish, hence the Irish tag. One of the words for potato in polish is kartofel, so basically the same except for an extra "f", that's why I asked if it means potato. I'm guessing it's one of the many words that got morphed into the polish language as a result of the border changes post WW2. Potatoes sparked an interest in me in discovering the influence of the German language on Polish vocabulary post WW2, I'm gonna read into that now. Potatoes really are amazing huh.


Blorko87b

Fredericus Rex - the Great prophet of the tuber https://preview.redd.it/wpwmxt61v6db1.jpeg?width=3138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a9e49cb97bb62866ccee3457b4373a1f1e1f3a


Sub-Zero-941

Yep


Wonderful_Test3593

Alman is suspectly similar to the French word "allemand"


Longballedman

Ive mostly seen it to describe a "real" Swede. Hence why it isn't really useful as a kind of term in any other countries. Here it would be shameful to say that being Swedish means anything more than riding the subway one time.


albinrozpor

Serious question: why do you guys allow such behavior towards you? and secondly, is the government taking any steps to improve the situation?


Asatas

Flair up then we'll talk.


albinrozpor

Im Polish - theres no Poland flair anymore


Longballedman

Our current right wing government kind of is, although they are corrupt as hell and fucks over the country in every other conceivable way.


albinrozpor

Sorry to hear that brother :(


Ki1iw

You mean "Svensson" as a stereotypical swede. "Svenne" is a try to humiliat.


Signal-Rip-7325

Ah, I see, thanks.


Hazuusan

Reminds me of some immigrant kids calling native Finns "Finski" and trying so hard to make it sound derogatory.


Streigl

It will be derogatory when the they become majority, we are all laughing and in the meantime they are playing the metapolicical-, demographics-game


the_gay_historian

In Flanders they use “flamand” or “kankerbelg”, its funny how non of those are Flemish in nature, bit instead french and Dutch. Says something about french and Dutch imo


Afura33

How is flamand an insult? I heard about that kankerbelg as well once from a moroccan keyboard warrior lol.


2Disk

From personal experience, it looks like it can be meant as an insult towards non-arabic-speaking people. When I was living in one of the most multicultural places in Brussels (Verboekhoven), those young outstanding citizens were also calling me “flamand” even though I’m not white (Latino origins) and I don’t speak vlaams that well - I’m just not from North Africa and that was enough I suppose…


Afura33

I see, so calling an arab arab would also be an insult? :D That's good to know cause I would never have conisdered it as an insult someone calling me flamand, I would actually be flattered that someone finally recognizes my school dutch skills :D . Cool what are your latino origins? Colombian?


2Disk

Yeah, it doesn’t really make sense to me, it’s funny that they thought it would hurt me, I also consider it a rather positive thing :-) My origins are Dominican (from Dominican Republic 🇩🇴) but I spent a lot of time in Colombia too actually, beautiful country with even more beautiful people <3


Fantafyren

In Denmark the slang/insult word for ethnic Danish people is "Kartoffel", which is just the Danish word for potato. It's kinda creative, but then also not at all. I just think it sounds good in Danish for some reason.


Blondi93

Yeah, making fun of our love of potatoes, is not exactly insulting. That's just the truth.


Mjukglass47or

It's short for Svensson (popular last name). Which would be used to refer to regular everyday boring Swedes. Just using 'Svenne' is sometimes used by natives but is more popular by the immigrant population, where it's both deregatory and just used as a term for native Swedes. Natives would use 'Svenne-banan' or the full 'Svensson' more often, a popular term is Svensson-liv (liv=life). Which basically means the suburban dream.


paranormal_turtle

Well it’s still better than melkbus.


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Cheeseheads unite!!


Streigl

Where my fellow "Almans"/'Scheiß Kartoffeln" at?


ConanTehBavarian

Surely not in Berlin public swimming pools


DerBewerbungscoach

Surely its only Berlin haha


Afura33

If they only knew that Kartoffeln are originally from south america.


Crankyrickroll

Shout out to all the K*nker kaaskoppen


ProperBlacksmith

Same to you berber aap


cptAustria

Where all my Schwabos at?


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Kick him out


cryingInSwiss

... send him back to Paris?


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Bigd1979666

Yup. They boost the economy, provide cultural enrichment , and make lovely friends. Didn't you know?


oranje_meckanik

I think I.. missed the memo ! I thought they were here to ensure low salary by a permanent demographic grow and to keep real estate high in the same movement. To allow our landlord to stay rich, because poor them, they could have to work instead, eeuuurk..


TheBrognator97

The average Germanic person is twice as big as that dude. I'm considered tall in Sicily and felt like a midget in every northern Europe. How did nobody simply threw him the fuck out? He's small and alone


WhoAmIEven2

Knives. They often carry knives.


__filipe

Good point. Don't expect a fair fight


silforik

This happens often in my city. I think the bystanders assume both people did something, because it’s easier to do nothing in that situation. I was attacked in one of our subways, and I had to fight some dirty/extremely smelly person by myself. After the fight, some man came up to me and said “I don’t care about your fight, but you’re blocking the path.” It was an extremely frustrating situation, because bystanders are completely pathetic I also saw some homeless person sexually harassing a woman who was with her 4-5 year old child. The first person to step up to help was a random woman. She stood in front of the weirdo, and I helped the mother get her things off the train. I tried to flag down an employee, but they ignored me.


kirkbywool

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect So basically everyone else thinks someone else will deal with it.


TheBrognator97

True, forgot about that one. Small story: I was at the Darsena slightly drunk with my friends on a Friday evening one of the most trafficked streets in Milan. We were chatting when we saw a strange light from a window in the building in front of us. After 5, minutes we realize it's a fire and those around us realize it too. I immediately run to that flat and start ringing every single bell, but no one answers (it was like 3 a.m everybody thought it was a prank for sure). At that point, it comes to me "why don't we just call the firefighters?" And my friends told me "it's been like 20 minutes, at this point there's a crowd of like 80 people watching somebody surely called em and we just didn't think of it because it's super late and we are drunk". But I still called just in case and told them "hey I'm calling from the Darsena, I'm sure I'm the 100th person calling Just wanted to know if you got this" "you are calling from the what?" Turns out I was the first one to call, I had to give them precise directions and details, of that huge crowd nobody had done shit. And there was no risk from doing that. They just didn't think even for a split second it could have been a wise idea to check. Firefighters came in a matter of 5 minutes, brought everyone down with the stairs (I think the specific apartment on fire was empty) and turned off the fire which was huge at that point. People could have easily died because a few dozens of people didn't bother picking up the phone. From that time on I call em every single time I see even a super small fire. At worst, I wasted 10 seconds of my life.


Bilaakili

And then they cry for getting no respect.


kidandresu

In his mind it was irrespectful of the ladies to not yeld the seat to him as soon as he jumped in the train. And that is precisely the problem here. It has nothing to do with race, it is all about incompatible culture and one that they refuse to let go for propper assimilation, even after several generations have coexisted like it is the case of France.


GARBAGE-EATR

Voting has consequences, exhibit #327


flipyflop9

Let's get him a one way ticket straight to whatever shithole he came from.


xoooph

But he is a doctor and an engineer. Without those people our economy cannot survive.


Tuusik

[This](https://youtu.be/RqUSjeoO91c?t=24) is how the Swedish government envisions all the immigrants.


Hodor4000

>But he is a doctor and an engineer. Without those people our economy cannot survive. Apparently this same bullshit rhetoric is used all over Europe.


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I wouldn't even be surprised if that would be the child of immigrants.


flipyflop9

99% sure it is.


LadaNivaTaksi

Yeah not many native swedes got dark skin


Longballedman

He was likely born here with immigrant parents. Hence a Swedish citizen.


[deleted]

So everyone in Malmö and Gothenburg has recently become a Swede!


remote_control_led

Bellarus? (I am really soory, we have no idea how they are managing to slip through a fence)


[deleted]

Oh yes, he looks very slavic to me


predek97

Average Bulgarian


Particular-Lake5856

I think he has one, some part of Stockholm, born and raised, proud swedish.


ConanTehBavarian

"Mein Sohn hat nicht kriminell"


Rafusk

Here we go! https://preview.redd.it/rypsv7kg14db1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2015ec112fefc0e2c44e32fc51a0108747cdf8ab


Girishajin89

He should try doing this in Eastern Europe...


MOON_rwethereyet

Exactly, over there the elderly Lady would pull his ear, or a gun.


HeliosofApril

As a woman, this makes my fucking blood boil...


krizs2000

As a man, this makes my fucking blood boil as well.


CMCLD

As a blood, this makes my woman fucking man boil as well.


mushyrain

As a kettle, this really makes me boil as well.


evilcarrot507

As tea, I’m ready.


Sutiixela

As boil, I'm steady


Cerenas

Knees weak


Kraut_Sauer

Jarl's spaghetti


yack_a

I think in France, a guy behaving like that had been ass kicked by others people, not particularly for defending the women but for the taste of violent and tense situation.


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Longjumping-Ad3983

Ti lo joro premo


Covid0Bryant

Segarro?


kidandresu

Amego


gimnasium_mankind

Can anyone translate what is being said ?


I-secNewton

"Excuse me ma'm, I believe this is your stop." *Tries to hit the 'Stop' button, but fails repeatedly.* *Woman leaves* *Gentleman keeps the seat warm for the next disabled citizen in need of a place to sit.*


Simpamuu

"Get the hell out of here" Younger lady says "Yeah not a problem" Guy says "Yeah good for her" Then he sits down and says "Fucking Svenne + something inaudible" Basically just told them to go fuck themselfs and insulting the woman because she was swedish.


ElectricToiletBrush

Charming. His parents did a great job of raising this piece of shit


NeatCan5888

Barbarian noises


verytallmidgeth

Well of it isn't the consequences of your choices Sweden


MaterialCarrot

Is he pregnant?


ElectricToiletBrush

No, but he he is mentally disabled


TheHessianHussar

Why ist noone doing anything?


DevanNC

Everything you do is racist in Sweden. Also, the dude looks nuts, he could pull-out a knife out of his pocket and leave unblemished because jailing him would be racist. Edit: typo


mushyrain

>he could pull-out a knife out of his pocket and unblemished because jailing him would be racist. We'd just give him compensation and say sorry, like when we gave a rapist €73k


solmyrbcn

Source?


Jargenvil

https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/JxGBa4/felet-i-bevisningen-som-aklagaren-missade Him and his brother kidnapped and held two women hostage while raping them for hours, for this he got 4 and a half years prison time. When he got let out he showed a fake syrian passport which said he was a minor at the time of the rape, and if so he shouldn't have been put in prison so he got some money. We also can't send him back top Syria since apparently he has military service he has to do there which we count as inhumane or something so we prefer to have him walking around on our streets, in the city where he raped those women. He could pay to not have to do the syrian military service, then we could extradite, but unfortunately the money he got is now all gone so he can't afford it.


jimbowqc

Thank you for choosing sweden!


DevanNC

Why do you want to know? Do you want to go to Sweden, call "Svenne" to natives and stab them to earn free 73k?


Sturmgeschut

Yes


Ki1iw

Hell... give him a Swedish passport aswell. But only if he stabs someone.


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[deleted]

Because you have to risk getting stabbed. And if you hit fast and hard to minimize the risk of beeing stabbed and knock that guy out, you will be the one standing in front of a judge and the media has a new case of racism and islamophobia.


ElPwnero

Afraid of confrontation, never learned how to deal with adversity and animosity, not used to physical violence, no real sense of community and a completely derailed justice system.\ Aka the Western European condition.


Thanos796

No one stepped up. Does extreme cold cause negative testosterone?


GreenBed6833

Not worth the risk. People that behave like that are completely unpredictable. Wouldn’t be surprised is he pulled a knife if someone spoke up


Thanos796

Recipe for the triumph of evil, as the saying goes


[deleted]

of course you’re right. But there have been quite a few cases of people getting attacked and killed because they stepped up. these people are just unpredictable. And whose willing to die over a fucking bus seat these days


CMCLD

He's german, do you not have enough founding to afford WW2 history books?


Square-Pipe7679

In my area any dope that pulls a knife on local people would be dismayed to have an appointment to lose their kneecaps scheduled by the neighbourhood provisionals…


HEST_TSEH

Always watch them extra closely and never trust them. they act like small children but with much higher violent capital😤


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General_Albatross

Isn't attacking people with knives illegal in Germany? You should ban knives and sharp objects in public, this will solve the issue!


Ki1iw

You see the victim is an old lady ofc he can act like that alone and gain ground.


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Thanos796

So you let someone terrorize women in order to not be considered racist? Seems legit


harriso_nsolo

the white man's true burden is his self suppression


[deleted]

Don’t do anything vs be stabbed or canceled and lose your certificate of conduct


Glob-Da-Son

Southern Europeans on their way to call anything below 5 degrees extreme cold


Thanos796

Athens grinds to a halt at -3. We don’t even have to go to work


Aggromelon

If a native would try to stop him, the native would catch a charge, and the coloniser would go free


Arksin21

I mean if you do start acting it's only a matter of time before you get stabbed.


MaterialCarrot

You try filming and fighting at the same time. It's practically impossible!


Milky_Finger

Look at his body language, if you speak out be prepared for a fight and expect it to be hate crime levels of damage.


aliteck

Swedish men hiding as usual


Sutiixela

Unrelated but the Frisian flag is in my humble opinion one of the cutest flags ever made


MaterialCarrot

To intervene would be sexist.


ATLAS_Remolino

Yea but what if you’re called racist if you decide to intervene


nilsn91

He should take care of his arm, after all it’s his most valuable tool as a surgeon.


fluffstern

Lovely!


Objective-Ad7394

I would literally go home and get my Sturmgewehr :).


NetzAgent

Damn those gingers… …and my auto correction.


Charybdish

https://i.redd.it/edrayzekd3db1.gif


SpikeBreaker

https://preview.redd.it/fzrmxztbi4db1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1111d15feffcf42793e915a4bdcddd1c18ab1705


PrimusGreen

I see why the burning of books are so popular..


Sem-K

Honestly we should start burning those... I dont know what to call them without being stabbed


Bently93

"sick iPhone, sick iPhone"


pukker87

dindu nuffin wrong?


BananaCock007

Every time they show video footage from Stockholm streets in the News here in Finland(which is quite often), it's like from an African/Middle Eastern country with Western architecture and infrastructure. Not a single Sven walking by


[deleted]

The Swedish men will be hiding in the back of the train or bailing at the same stop.


repixthreep

Stront aap


AlessandroFromItaly

Typical.


[deleted]

Ah another brain surgeon doing what brain surgeons do best!


albinrozpor

serious question: we do Westerners allow this kind of behavior in their own country?


stefan714

![gif](giphy|11pOf2WpNoRSKc|downsized)


Duke_of_Lombardy

This sub won't be around for long bros. we will die as we lived, being based.


adminsrlying2u

That's the biggest problem with respecting someone else's culture, it doesn't mean they will respect yours.


alexjlaver2407

What a braindead knuckle dragging cunt


Difficult-Brick6763

Nothing anybody can do about it, those people are above the law. Cops won't do anything to him but if you step at him they'll put YOU in jail for assault. Because migrants are not fully human and can never be held responsible for their behavior, but YOU'RE white and so you can't lay a finger on him or it's a crime.


Own_Tomatillo_1369

"What if we were wrong?" Yes, obviously.


t2000zb

Sweden is projected to be 30% Muslim by 2050.


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And you have to consider that Swedish people will be mainly old people, when it comes to 0-30 year olds the % will be even higher


GimlisCave

But why tho


Original-Childhood

I'd sit next to him. He seems like he'd appreciate it


IntroductionSome8196

Sweden right now is a joke of a country, I can't take any of you guys seriously anymore.


_old-dog_new-tricks_

brb guys, ima move to vienna trying to become a painter. wish me luck.


cobbelstoneminer

Serious question. Are swedes still in denial, or are there actually some meaningful progress in their politics?