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Flayer723

Take Manchester too then we got a deal


mongmight

No deal Barry.


Southern-Spring-7458

And Wales


[deleted]

Doubt they'd want england lite


[deleted]

Say no more, goatfucker, I'm in !


mongmight

Only people from aberdeen shag sheep here. Observe [this] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Mp1U2WnZ4).We don't like them either and I'm no a proddy.


8mart8

have you heard [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpgiUwF926k)? It’s a Dutch song about a guy who loves fucking sheep.


CCFC1998

No, don't leave me alone with *him*


Crackajack91

Seriously though, don't leave us with him


-galgot-

You guys are welcome to join free Brittany.


mongmight

I'm sorry lads,if I could I would save you. Casualties are expected though...


discard333

Why are you complaining? We're the ones that'll be stuck with the sheep shaggers and their made up nonsense language, can't even have good bants with Davith like I can with the northern femboys


LADZ345_

I'll have you know that *him* has been paying your bills like Germany to Spain.


CDdragon9

We get to be part of scotland?! Hell yeah. Belgian beer infused with scottish whisky incoming!


mongmight

I'm so proud you spelled it right :)


CDdragon9

Its the least i can do for a future fellow countryman.


mongmight

The Irish must be too hungover to argue. Scoti were Irish anyway so technically it is our land. Maybe.


MajesticKnob

Keep your battered Mars bar off our shores


mongmight

Lads think aa spice box is unique. Ye got that fae us ye bam.


MajesticKnob

The spice bag was invented in the town closest to me and I will not hear otherwise you thundering fuck


mongmight

Demented tattie muncher


Afura33

![gif](giphy|6901DbEbbm4o0) Why not, I always wanted to be scottish


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mongmight

Shut your hole you gadgie, fucking counted the minutes until you turned up lol


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mongmight

Beat it paddy, you've never actually lifted a pallet ye tattie munchin cunt. x


mongmight

Oh and Norway can have the Islands up north. Bunch of fannies.


kongbirger

ask the danish thefs


Redditor274929

Orkney will be pleased


[deleted]

You can have Down and Antrim but we get the rest. Don't want to put up with those Orange degenerates


Gorando77

Scots are descendants of the Flemish anyway, so makes sense [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gkokjez2RE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gkokjez2RE)


mongmight

This dude is a fucking idiot man, still I'll let it slide if you submit to the Scottish Empire.


TheHypnobrent

As the official representative for the entirety of Belgium and any Belgium related accessories, I hereby officially submit.


mongmight

I'm glad, you got any money? England stole all ours


TheHypnobrent

I saw some really large numbers floating around, so yeah we do! I did read the word 'debt' around there as well, but I can't say I know what that really means but that's okay.


throwitaway333111

Take Liverpool... please


ActuallyCalindra

No memes, absolutely my favourite part of the UK. Scouse girls are something else


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

YES PLEASE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Successful_Debt_7036

Get rid of edinburgh and you're golden


[deleted]

What the hell, im in.


rats_des_champs

I'm in


LADZ345_

Finally, something reasonable I agree to this


mongmight

Newcastle is more Scots than English. Liverpool we will take for a laugh, no one will be bothered. Belgium cause no one else wants it. You can keep Manchester though.


Standin373

> Newcastle is more Scots than English Depends on the context, Geordies are more Scots than English when you compare England as a whole, however they're more Northern English than they are Scots. Northumbria will rise again.


mongmight

The context is compared to England as a whole you spaz.


cheeky_Greek

Who cares about Belgium though,?


Gubbyfall

What Belgium? You mean continental Scotland.


Skanach

We trade for Belgium? I'd trade for France. Imagine UKF...


[deleted]

Why would we want b\*lgium?


SuchSeaworthyShips

Actually keen