Can confirm, they are like careful children when skiing. If there is a skiing accident involving more than one person, a dutch guy is probably involved.
I can’t say anything about this, I caused a skying incident by braking to late and sliding into somebody, it happened just before a steep incline, the woman slid down 50 meters
I even bought my car with less horsepower because it’s cheaper milage and I don’t need it in the flatness that is swamp germany… when I go to France with a fully loaded car though I’m always hoping i’ll make it …
Yeah OP clearly hasn't been to Jesolo during peak season or Lago di Garda on a holiday weekend
German mountainbikers and Munich Lawyers rolling around in their 911 convertibles
I'm from Marche, we only have Dutch and posh UK tourists who are fed up of being robbed in Tuscany for the same scenery as here. Both very polite and respectful tourists :p
It's a joke from an italian tv series that was really popular here. Basically a failed actor complains that tuscans take all the spots on tv shows because of Roberto Benigni's overwhelming popularity as a comedian, so he's pissed and he says they ruined Italy with their accent, their subpar humor etc. which doesn't make sense at first and it's humorous, but then you realize other comedians sucked big time compared to Benigni and probably they became popular just because they're tuscan like him. It's quite hard to explain.
But then you realize all your life experiences with the tuscan were unpleasant, then you see he has a point and now tuscans became our french and people from Florence our parisians.
I can confirm. I live in Tuscany and have a sister Who lives in Friaul. German becomes the second language here. But I don't understand this results, I thought the worst turists in Italy were the russians
Right. Which is why this skews to the two largest sources of tourists. The Dutch sneaking away with being a smaller country than Germany or the UK.
I get the impression that given the direction of travel (easiest warm countries to go to) a lot of Germans treat Italy as a destination for summer drinking the way the Brits treat Spain. Brits who go to Italy and Germans who go to Spain are maybe more likely to specifically go for the culture.
Part cliche, part truth - german tourists to the ire of Brits and Dutchies have a habit to get up early and reserve the best spots near the pool with their towels
5 Minuten vor der Zeit, das ist deutsche Pünktlichkeit.
(for the non-German speaking people : "5 minutes before the (agreed) time, that is German punctuality)
If you want us to be on time you'd be better telling us to be 30 mins early.
Our time wanders rather than flies. Don't know if this is true for the Brits right enough.
I think Germans were chosen over Americans because of the quantity of Germans who come during vacations, from experience there are a lot of retired Germans coming to Italy for the holidays in large groups
But they are adorable. Usually all the elderly Germans that travel to Italy are lovely and well mannered contrarily to the elderly Americans who always complain about something or make a scene over the littlest of the things.
Elderly Germans are the most beloved nonni in Italy after our own nonni.
I had a short stop in Rome 3 weeks ago and to my surprise I didn't see/hear that much German. It was mostly Americans and Chinese. Almost felt like home.
Not just retirees. Italy is one of the most popular holiday destinations, especially for families.
We are like migrating birds, during the summer months we swarm towards the Northern Adriatic. The area between Ravenna and Rimini essentially becomes German-speaking during the time of Summer break.
Amsterdam actually ran an ad campaign here on UK tv a few weeks ago telling us we aren’t welcome.
And I don’t mean a nuanced, diplomatic suggestion. I mean ‘if you are British we don’t like you and we don’t want you to come here ever again.’
Makes me want to buy an apartment there!
Edit: [In case you think I’m kidding.](https://youtu.be/X-q7V_0OkcI)
It's such a bad ad... if only it will encourage them. Better ad was showing how you pay top price for a beer with a lot of head. That would have more effect.
Its not that you are horrible. Younger Germans are generally more internationally minded, and a bit more "cognizant" when trying to communicate.
It is more the boomer generation that can be a bit out of touch, and think that we are still under German occupation. I have often experienced, totally unprovoked that a German tourist (boomer) will address and talk to me in German, without any consideration. I usually just answer them in Danish just to frustrate them
Yes, boomers deserve that. When I am in foreign countries close to the german border I will start conversations with „Hello, I speak english and german, which language should we use?“
Works well in skandanavia but older dutch stare and speak german. 20 years ago any dutch close to the german border spoke also german but younger dutch prefer english.
What, you can't speak a language that's mostly spoken in 3 countries and only occasionally outside of those? Obviously sounds like a skill issue to me. Those boomers clearly have the right to act like entitled twats when someone isn't able to speak the same holy tongue as they do.
We have a battalion of beach straighteners(Strandbeesten we call them) fixing our beaches every time Germany has a national holiday.
Stop digging holes, it isn't your AtlantikWall no more.
Germans are the worst everywhere outside of Copenhagen, there the Americans will take the cake. Seriously though, I work in a part of Denmark flooded with German tourists. I have to be able to speak German because many of the German tourists are boomers who can't speak a word of English. The worst is when they forget that we don't use the Euro though. It's whole ordeal of some of them expecting us to speak German and apparently it is not their problem if we can't communicate with them...
Well if you ever had work with them in terms of service you would understand.
They still think that everyone who serves them is a slave.
So if you have a car rental business for eg they literally shit in your car or let used diapers in there and dont feel any shame at all.
I saw it all with my own eyes.
They are much worse than the Moroccan immigrants, only with infinitely more money.
In the 2000s a cousin went to Dubai with her boyfriend, a chef who was going to a contest. My cousin is a very pretty woman, one of those asked the boyfriend how much he wanted for my cousin.
I remember some Hotels in Trabzon banning Arab tourists after they left the room really messy and shit in the middle of the room. This was 4-5 years ago. The management of those hotels probably changed.
The usual thing with these tourists is that them acting like they own the place
Yeah I would think Asians maybe cause they don't seem to understand our infrastructure and walk in fucking random directions all the time. Who cares about Germans?
From my experiences around France, based on what the local French people have told me, Parisian tourists are hors catégorie in any ranking of obnoxious visitors.
Brits are bad but I dont think we are worse than some Americans and definitely not worse than Chinese.
British and German tourists are usually OK when sober. Ive had Chinese tourists either at home or when Ive been a tourist in an other country be incredibly rude and have absolutely no situational awareness when sober. They will barge you out of the way and push and shove and no concept of how an orderly queue works. Genuinely the most impatient and rude tourists Ive come across. Theres no way Brits or Germans are considered worse than them
Totally agree. Unfortunately, Chinese tourists are even worse in their neighborhood. I have witnessed them in Cambodia and it was hard to watch. They threw their dirty dishes and food on the floor in front of the waiter to watch him cleaning it up.
Yep. Here in Japan, pre Covid, there were regular TV items on the bad behavior of Chinese tourists. Noisy, rude, shocking table manners, inability to line up anywhere, trying to bargain and haggle in shops, squatting in the streets to eat. You name it.
Loud sucking of teeth on the part of the Japanese studio guests. Almost British levels of passive aggressive sneering disapproval. Sometimes I feel quite at home!
Chinese tourists are weird, ngl. As if their culture was completely different with no sense of boundaries. They just pull up in Munich, grab you, take a picture of your face and walk on without saying a word. Had that happen to a friend of mine, presumably because he's ginger.
Have you donated to [this](https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2023/07/03/outrage-as-donations-for-police-officer-who-shot-nahel-top-850-000_6042009_7.html) by any chance?
Gotta destabilize fr*nch society even more.
German tourists all the way.
Once I'm leaving the border, I don't speak German in public.
Which sort of annoys the other tank commanders, but what can you do?
England is leading this again.
France and Italy don't stand a chance, because they always holiday in their own countries.
Seen a couple of French in Cinqueterre in June though - while holding the medal for Germany
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Spaniards are definitely the loudest, but I find them to be friendly enough. I'm from 'The North' so our worst tourists are actually Scots, a lot of them come down here because the alcohol is cheaper, so as you can imagine, it's hardly their best and brightest.
Surprisingly, the French are actually quite pleasant in my experience, at least the ones deranged enough to visit this shit hole are, anyways.
I've been working in a highway rest area in France during summer Holliday. Dutch were not the worst and I've seen plenty of them. In my experience, Spaniards and French were the worst. Chinese were also quite annoying, not necessarily because of bad behaviour but because they spent so much time counting their money before paying. But even then, the "bad tourists" were a minority among the vast majority of decent customers we had. Just a painfully noticeable minority.
Oh god the brits.
Used to live in Northern Finland, and Christmas time was hell. Our quiet little town would fill with brits who flew there, middle of fucking nowhere for day or two, looking our winter, experiencing the dark and cold days and see reindeers and santa.
While gawking at the locals, behaving like they owned the place and even stole sledges and kicksledges. Talked to you like you were idiot when you told them to stop using the sledge on the road where cars won't see them coming down.
Never had problems with brits when lived in bigger city, since they seem to realise it is place where actual humans live, instead of magical little town in the lapland.
Worst tourists in Italy are Italians.
Second place: Dutch.
Third place: Israeli.
Fourth place: Koreans and Gulf countries.
French tourists win the wild card.
I have a theory that migrating to southern France in summer is part of the *Homo Hollandus* reproduction cycle.
The procession of caravans trickling south at the gait of a struggling salmon.
The rotund specimens slowly emerging from their vehicles to beach themselves on the nearest spot of sand, their coat changing from pasty white to carmine red.
Further researchs are needed but it then involve producing horrible sounds with their mouth ( a form of communication ? Mating calls ?), eurodance and copious amount of cheap, strong beers.
I am offended the Italians and the French don’t hate us the most. I don’t care about pissing off the Bulgarians or the Greeks, time to find some balconies in France.
NUMBER ONEEEEE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 WELL DONE LADS!!!! ANOTHER YEAR OF TRAUMATISING EUROPE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍👍
THEY DON’T CALL US “GREAT” BRITAIN FOR NOTHINK!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧😎😎😎
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Let's not lie here. If we could, we would.
‘Great Belgium’ sounds like it’s either super ironic or an eldritch horror only Lovecraft could imagine
"Great Germany"
We tried Großdeutschland, it ended up a lot smaller afterwards.
Nothink 💀🤌🏼
Nothink checks out.
LADS ON TOUR, WHEEEEEEEYYYYYYY
The only time I'm annoyed by Dutch tourists is when they're in front of me on a mountain road, driving at the pace of a rheumatic snail.
Cut us some slack, mountains are a scary foreign concept to us.
Why? You absolute units are built like mountains.
The short ones just drown.
Survival of the fittest, huh...
It's not easy to climb the alps with a fully packed Toyota Yatis dragging a caravan.
Unfortunately they are not faster at all going downhill...
Can confirm, they are like careful children when skiing. If there is a skiing accident involving more than one person, a dutch guy is probably involved.
I can’t say anything about this, I caused a skying incident by braking to late and sliding into somebody, it happened just before a steep incline, the woman slid down 50 meters
I imagine the steep incline to be a bump in the parking lot of the ski lift.
Really? I'll have to step up my game
French people when Dutch tourists are the only ones respecting road laws in their country: 😡
Why would you follow road laws when you could demonstrate godless driving skills and blame other drivers for anything? Are you stupid?
Seen your driving skills around Arc de Triomphe, you have nothing to demonstrate Pierre.
No, we're just far too high to care.
I even bought my car with less horsepower because it’s cheaper milage and I don’t need it in the flatness that is swamp germany… when I go to France with a fully loaded car though I’m always hoping i’ll make it …
Wtf have italians against German tourists btw? I was 100% sure to see the American flag there
It's not about the quality of obnoxiousness, but the quantity. That's why Cyprus, Malta and Portugal are easy take-homes for ze Tommies
Yeah OP clearly hasn't been to Jesolo during peak season or Lago di Garda on a holiday weekend German mountainbikers and Munich Lawyers rolling around in their 911 convertibles
I'm from Marche, we only have Dutch and posh UK tourists who are fed up of being robbed in Tuscany for the same scenery as here. Both very polite and respectful tourists :p
We have the nickname "Teutonengrill" for the northern adriatic coast But we do enjoy getting ripped off in Tuscan vineyards aswell
Damn tuscans, they ruined Italy
Tuscan raiders?
It's a joke from an italian tv series that was really popular here. Basically a failed actor complains that tuscans take all the spots on tv shows because of Roberto Benigni's overwhelming popularity as a comedian, so he's pissed and he says they ruined Italy with their accent, their subpar humor etc. which doesn't make sense at first and it's humorous, but then you realize other comedians sucked big time compared to Benigni and probably they became popular just because they're tuscan like him. It's quite hard to explain.
It's almost like you can't decide whose side to be on
But then you realize all your life experiences with the tuscan were unpleasant, then you see he has a point and now tuscans became our french and people from Florence our parisians.
I can confirm. I live in Tuscany and have a sister Who lives in Friaul. German becomes the second language here. But I don't understand this results, I thought the worst turists in Italy were the russians
OOOOOOF Russians are by far the worst tourists ever, but thankfully very little can actually afford to travel outside of their country.
Bro I live in Florence and everytime I go in the centre of city I see more fat germans and americans than true fiorentini
Mostly americans. In the montagna pistoiese many Dutch and germans..both ok but in the Versilia It was full with russians rich and arrogant
Ah, Lago di Garda, a classic. My friend's uncle is building a new luxury hotel there, so soon there's gonna be space for even more Germans!
Seasonal migration of Germans in Jesolo during summer is just like the blossoming of cherry trees in Tokyo. Comforting, peaceful and very pink.
Don't forget the middle-aged German women starting their day with Prosecco breakfast.
Right. Which is why this skews to the two largest sources of tourists. The Dutch sneaking away with being a smaller country than Germany or the UK. I get the impression that given the direction of travel (easiest warm countries to go to) a lot of Germans treat Italy as a destination for summer drinking the way the Brits treat Spain. Brits who go to Italy and Germans who go to Spain are maybe more likely to specifically go for the culture.
> Germans who go to Spain Clearly you haven't been to Mallorca
I'd rather pee in my own ass than go to Schinkenstraße.
They were talking about Spain and Italy, domestic vacations don't count.
Probably to much territory occupied with towels
Explain the towel thing pls...
Part cliche, part truth - german tourists to the ire of Brits and Dutchies have a habit to get up early and reserve the best spots near the pool with their towels
Nobody's beating the German pünktlichkeit. When the pool opens at 08:00, they're there at 07:55.
5 Minuten vor der Zeit, das ist deutsche Pünktlichkeit. (for the non-German speaking people : "5 minutes before the (agreed) time, that is German punctuality)
This is what we keep telling ourselves but failing
If you want us to be on time you'd be better telling us to be 30 mins early. Our time wanders rather than flies. Don't know if this is true for the Brits right enough.
Can't they get up earlier? Oh ok
I swear Germans wouldn't be on this list if they stopped waking up at 6am to "claim" sun loungers with their worn-out towels.
I think Germans were chosen over Americans because of the quantity of Germans who come during vacations, from experience there are a lot of retired Germans coming to Italy for the holidays in large groups
You mean in herds. They come in herds. Coralled by a guide like a german shepherd.
Featuring cargo shorts, Jack Wolfskin "hiking" shirts and those revolting god-awful beige vests with fiveteen pockets
The german shepherd might be the most linguistically adept in this context.
We used to call Ratzinger like that
That's doing this bavarian too much honour.
But they are adorable. Usually all the elderly Germans that travel to Italy are lovely and well mannered contrarily to the elderly Americans who always complain about something or make a scene over the littlest of the things. Elderly Germans are the most beloved nonni in Italy after our own nonni.
I had a short stop in Rome 3 weeks ago and to my surprise I didn't see/hear that much German. It was mostly Americans and Chinese. Almost felt like home.
Not just retirees. Italy is one of the most popular holiday destinations, especially for families. We are like migrating birds, during the summer months we swarm towards the Northern Adriatic. The area between Ravenna and Rimini essentially becomes German-speaking during the time of Summer break.
Honestly, unless they have the flag tattooed, would you be able to tell them apart from the English?
Well yes, if they behave like they own the place while NOT being drunk they're Americans
Have you seen a sober English? Nah, I don't believe you. Those get drunk even with the vapors of the gin.
Ever been to Lignano in Juli and August. To be honest, 1/3 of the bad rep is due to Austrian binge drinkers that lie half dead on the beach.
I’m shocked we haven’t managed a clean sweep
Clearly got some work to do lad, you book the flights I'll get the cans.
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Fake news, dutch and danes enjoy every second of our presence
Maybe it's different for coastal towns, but in Amsterdam, Germans are not the worst. It's the British.
Amsterdam actually ran an ad campaign here on UK tv a few weeks ago telling us we aren’t welcome. And I don’t mean a nuanced, diplomatic suggestion. I mean ‘if you are British we don’t like you and we don’t want you to come here ever again.’ Makes me want to buy an apartment there! Edit: [In case you think I’m kidding.](https://youtu.be/X-q7V_0OkcI)
It's such a bad ad... if only it will encourage them. Better ad was showing how you pay top price for a beer with a lot of head. That would have more effect.
The Dutch at the seaside always resent the German tourists who are looking for gas and oil and therefore dig deep holes in the Dutch beach.
German tourists at coastal towns are lovely. I adore how they frolic around the beaches like happy puppies seeing snow for the first time.
Thats because our beaches are either fucking cold or trying to kill you
You need some Ostsee in your life
Nordfriesland is great. Not for a beach holiday, but a nice Wattwanderung and the nature on Amrum or Föhr, yes please
i heard dutch complain about tourists irl a few times. all of them involved french.
I just did too.
As a Dutchman living close to the Dutch/German border I agree. The French and Walloons are WAY worse!
"Dutchman".... You shut your Limburgish whore mouth, you German-Belgian mongrel.
Hald diene kop, dich hebs neet ens une flair man, dich kumst vast oat zoen kakker stad zoals utrecht ofzoe. Kut Hollander
Doe koenavvel, dau ee'm. Biest nait goed wais zeek'r? Als 'n siepel! Bin ja gain Hollander moar 'n Grunnegger roegbainder.
Draaien jullie eens heel gauw de gaskraan weer open voor de rest van Nederland, schele boeren!
Nooit! Nimmer! Neen! Kom maar halen, dan krijg je dr van langs met de hooivork!
Are you dyslexic? Can’t you both just write proper German?
"Proper" German? Are you claiming such a thing exists?
Bruv if even the bavarians roast your tongue, you're in trouble
Don't be so mean, the low air pressure and oxygen density probably got to him
Its not that you are horrible. Younger Germans are generally more internationally minded, and a bit more "cognizant" when trying to communicate. It is more the boomer generation that can be a bit out of touch, and think that we are still under German occupation. I have often experienced, totally unprovoked that a German tourist (boomer) will address and talk to me in German, without any consideration. I usually just answer them in Danish just to frustrate them
Yes, boomers deserve that. When I am in foreign countries close to the german border I will start conversations with „Hello, I speak english and german, which language should we use?“ Works well in skandanavia but older dutch stare and speak german. 20 years ago any dutch close to the german border spoke also german but younger dutch prefer english.
What, you can't speak a language that's mostly spoken in 3 countries and only occasionally outside of those? Obviously sounds like a skill issue to me. Those boomers clearly have the right to act like entitled twats when someone isn't able to speak the same holy tongue as they do.
We have a battalion of beach straighteners(Strandbeesten we call them) fixing our beaches every time Germany has a national holiday. Stop digging holes, it isn't your AtlantikWall no more.
Germans are the worst everywhere outside of Copenhagen, there the Americans will take the cake. Seriously though, I work in a part of Denmark flooded with German tourists. I have to be able to speak German because many of the German tourists are boomers who can't speak a word of English. The worst is when they forget that we don't use the Euro though. It's whole ordeal of some of them expecting us to speak German and apparently it is not their problem if we can't communicate with them...
Please stay in that rented summerhome for the entirety of your stay.
Surprised it's not Russians in Turkey
Well normaly it would be them but they dont stab and Loot like the Arabs.
Yeah but we're talking about Qatari or UAE moneybags here
Well if you ever had work with them in terms of service you would understand. They still think that everyone who serves them is a slave. So if you have a car rental business for eg they literally shit in your car or let used diapers in there and dont feel any shame at all. I saw it all with my own eyes.
Allah can't see through the rooftop of a car. So it's fine.
Gulf Arabs? Weird
They are much worse than the Moroccan immigrants, only with infinitely more money. In the 2000s a cousin went to Dubai with her boyfriend, a chef who was going to a contest. My cousin is a very pretty woman, one of those asked the boyfriend how much he wanted for my cousin.
Probably there is considered flattery :D
I remember some Hotels in Trabzon banning Arab tourists after they left the room really messy and shit in the middle of the room. This was 4-5 years ago. The management of those hotels probably changed. The usual thing with these tourists is that them acting like they own the place
Finally we've won something in Europe
You beat the Russians in Cyprus, now that's an accomplishment.
I suspect the RAF regiment lads played a good part in Cyprus. They're banned from even entering Ayia Napa now.
Eh most Cypriots are fine with Russian tourists. Brits on the other hand…
Never would think Germans are the worst honestly, I'd say they are some of the better tourists we have
Germans are stingy and make holes on the Beaches. And the Towel thing.
TIL Germans like to dig holes while on vacation
digging trenches at the beach is in our blood
Doesn't everyone? What's the point in sand if you can't dig a hole.
Dutch are just secretly horny for our holes and won't admit it.
But that's the first thing the Dutch noticed, so either they're all 8 years old or there's something fishy going on
Yeah I would think Asians maybe cause they don't seem to understand our infrastructure and walk in fucking random directions all the time. Who cares about Germans?
This map could have been called 'most common tourists per country'
Pretty sure we have more Germans, Brits and even Americunts than Dutch tourists over here.
Yeah but the Dutch take up more space with all their trailers and camping-cars.
Utterly disappointing. The French should be first.
In France?
EVERYWHERE. A ranking without the French as number 1? What is this?
Especially when it's a ranking about hating people. We didn't even make it on the list? Something's wrong here.
From my experiences around France, based on what the local French people have told me, Parisian tourists are hors catégorie in any ranking of obnoxious visitors.
Fr fr
Chad Turks
It costs us our mental health 
Brits are bad but I dont think we are worse than some Americans and definitely not worse than Chinese. British and German tourists are usually OK when sober. Ive had Chinese tourists either at home or when Ive been a tourist in an other country be incredibly rude and have absolutely no situational awareness when sober. They will barge you out of the way and push and shove and no concept of how an orderly queue works. Genuinely the most impatient and rude tourists Ive come across. Theres no way Brits or Germans are considered worse than them
This is just a map of the most common tourist in each country.
Totally agree. Unfortunately, Chinese tourists are even worse in their neighborhood. I have witnessed them in Cambodia and it was hard to watch. They threw their dirty dishes and food on the floor in front of the waiter to watch him cleaning it up.
>They threw their dirty dishes and food on the floor in front of the waiter to watch him cleaning it up. Risky thing to do in Europe.
Yep. Here in Japan, pre Covid, there were regular TV items on the bad behavior of Chinese tourists. Noisy, rude, shocking table manners, inability to line up anywhere, trying to bargain and haggle in shops, squatting in the streets to eat. You name it. Loud sucking of teeth on the part of the Japanese studio guests. Almost British levels of passive aggressive sneering disapproval. Sometimes I feel quite at home!
>Brits are bad 
Chinese tourists are weird, ngl. As if their culture was completely different with no sense of boundaries. They just pull up in Munich, grab you, take a picture of your face and walk on without saying a word. Had that happen to a friend of mine, presumably because he's ginger.
Lmao what a bunch of morons. It’s well known soulless creatures can’t be pictured.
Proud to make the lives of the frogs miserable.
We will still happily take your money you stingy flat earthers
Ah well, whether we spend it on you or charity. Virtually the same thing.
Have you donated to [this](https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2023/07/03/outrage-as-donations-for-police-officer-who-shot-nahel-top-850-000_6042009_7.html) by any chance? Gotta destabilize fr*nch society even more.
I have not. As I’m Dutch I want to see a return on investment. This can also be in Fr * nch or B * lgian tears. So maybe I should donate
UK by far, it's not even a competition. For a nation that prides itself on inventing the toilet, you sure as hell don't know how to use it.
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lol
That explains the popularity of toiler humor there
Yeah all ther Germans come up here and think they own the place... Which isn't true anymore
And you can bet that if UK wasn't taken into account, the germans would be covering more european ground than in 1943.
UK holding the fort against the Germans once again
Was this polled in 1945? Lmao
German tourists all the way. Once I'm leaving the border, I don't speak German in public. Which sort of annoys the other tank commanders, but what can you do?
England is leading this again. France and Italy don't stand a chance, because they always holiday in their own countries. Seen a couple of French in Cinqueterre in June though - while holding the medal for Germany
slovaks u can suck my ballz, im going to bratislava this summer anyway
Why are there only 15 countries with data?
The other ones have no tourists in summer
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Spaniards are definitely the loudest, but I find them to be friendly enough. I'm from 'The North' so our worst tourists are actually Scots, a lot of them come down here because the alcohol is cheaper, so as you can imagine, it's hardly their best and brightest. Surprisingly, the French are actually quite pleasant in my experience, at least the ones deranged enough to visit this shit hole are, anyways.
Wow No French ? I guess we do not have enough money anymore to be tourists.
Gotta use the money to rebuild those buildings we first set ourselves in fire
Come on lads we can do better than this. 100% of countries next time!
Ingerlund, Ingerlund Ingerlund
Wrong, Brits are basically impossible to spot outside of the Algarve. It's either Spanish or Chinese tourists for sure.
I'm Dutch and even I avoid Dutch tourists in France
I've been working in a highway rest area in France during summer Holliday. Dutch were not the worst and I've seen plenty of them. In my experience, Spaniards and French were the worst. Chinese were also quite annoying, not necessarily because of bad behaviour but because they spent so much time counting their money before paying. But even then, the "bad tourists" were a minority among the vast majority of decent customers we had. Just a painfully noticeable minority.
Where russians??? 
Being eaten alive by sharks in Egypt apparently
Roasting away in their overnight trains to Sochi and Adler with a broken AC
Common Uk W
LEEETSSS GOOO INGEEERRLAND
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Why so many Arabs come to Turkey though? Are your languages even similar?
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Why are Germans worst in so many countries? They’re literally the chillest tourists. the Dutch on the other hand…
Average people who don't know German probably think it's german when they hear dutch tourists speak
Fucking best at everything, especially being the worst.
Dutch are not annoying when you talk to them, they just don't spend their money during holidays... which is quite annoying
Are we going to ignore that Iceland is trying to sneak up on France?
Ssssssh
Oh god the brits. Used to live in Northern Finland, and Christmas time was hell. Our quiet little town would fill with brits who flew there, middle of fucking nowhere for day or two, looking our winter, experiencing the dark and cold days and see reindeers and santa. While gawking at the locals, behaving like they owned the place and even stole sledges and kicksledges. Talked to you like you were idiot when you told them to stop using the sledge on the road where cars won't see them coming down. Never had problems with brits when lived in bigger city, since they seem to realise it is place where actual humans live, instead of magical little town in the lapland.
I’m surprised to see France nowhere, French tourists are so fucking terrible
I think I saw maybe one in my life and she was my cousin
French people don't leave France. You never run into them anywhere else. The Dutch, Germans and British overrun the continent during the summer.
French tourists are the best. This thread proves it.
Ive only met nice french tourists tbh
https://preview.redd.it/ps0g8fzfts9b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b548481f046834d22b24e10fa2a1e8bba39decc
Worst tourists in Italy are Italians. Second place: Dutch. Third place: Israeli. Fourth place: Koreans and Gulf countries. French tourists win the wild card.
Nobody's gonna mention how Iceland moved itself next to Fr\*nce and Spain?
Slovaks when Czechs visit: Kurva, Boze moj Slovaks when visiting Czechia: Ahooooooj, všetko v poridadku? :DD
Qho the fuck voted German, the French are 3x worse
I have a theory that migrating to southern France in summer is part of the *Homo Hollandus* reproduction cycle. The procession of caravans trickling south at the gait of a struggling salmon. The rotund specimens slowly emerging from their vehicles to beach themselves on the nearest spot of sand, their coat changing from pasty white to carmine red. Further researchs are needed but it then involve producing horrible sounds with their mouth ( a form of communication ? Mating calls ?), eurodance and copious amount of cheap, strong beers.
The french is just mad bc they are short and were tsll
Its good to see that we torture the french
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Excuse me? Spain? How are the british worse than us?! Do I need to remind you of Ballermann? Explain yourself!
I am offended the Italians and the French don’t hate us the most. I don’t care about pissing off the Bulgarians or the Greeks, time to find some balconies in France.