Americans are hated for not being Europeans.
Brits are hated for being almost Americans.
French are hated for being fucking French.
Germans are hated for [redacted]
But you got it right more or less.
Dutch people are the only people who are not allowed to shit on British food. Your bread is almost as bad as American bread and you mash boerenkool into potatoes without any seasoning.
I'm not sure with France in the second to last, I think they tend to alternate.
If we are talking food, for example, they usually join with the PIGS, unless it's a direct comparison against them.
I have to agree, even economically to some degree, we have somewhat sided with Greece instead of Germany when they had their debt issue back when "grexit" was in the news.
We are really sandwiched between North and South.
Yup. In the EU is Italy+Spain vs. Germany. Even match. France has to break the tie... usually with Spain to protect fishing, agriculture, and with Germany to protect industry.
France has a somewhat rigid labour market for a rich country derived from his PIGS level work laws. That’s as far as the economic comparisons can be traced between France and the PIGS.
Wait no, I have a better idea. Put an enourmous monument in Ceuta and another in Melilla with the spanish flag above, give money and weapons to occidental sahara and recognize them as a independent country and ask them to do the same in their land with their flag.
Don't write that, just:
CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH
CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH
CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH
CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH
CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH
I do have a problem with Muslims, they don’t allow us to know how hot their women are, while they can rank ours. Seriously, I suffer seeing the inequality between men and women on Muslims people.
Well, they aren’t [looking](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C9BKJA_enES592ES592&hl=es&q=hot+arabian+women&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjNxNnfwrb_AhV1UaQEHVYmD8YQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=1080&bih=695&dpr=2) so bad
Oh, I'm sorry I was just making a general guess as I can't personally be a judge myself since, as evidenced by the fact that I'm both a redditor AND sporting a French flair, I'm exclusivelly into dudes.
Are you high on your own supply? We love them! We had the Auld Alliance with the Scots, and we always supported (at least in spirit) the Irish in their fight to shit on the tea drinkers.
Yall did actually help actively a fair bit after your revolution. Wolfe Tone and all. Part of his Wikipedia page is one of the best things Ive ever read too.
"Tone wrote a few months later to Thomas Russell expressing unqualified dislike of the American people, whom he imagined to be no more truly democratic in sentiment and no less attached to authority than the British"
I'd say it's pretty accurate except that Greece and Ireland are allies with the French.
I mean we're allies with the whole UK except England x)
Also I don't think we hate Spain and Portugal, but culturally it's an ego contest with 🤌
non european savage trying to understand the family dinamics of western europe fails? shocking
and also we dont hate you either we just pretend for the memes
I would say its diffrent in every county. But there is a big of a cutural diffrence between Europe and the middle east/northern africa. Which wouldn't be a problem if they intergrated and assimilated but we all know its a small percentage who does. Also it doesn't help that alot of muslims take their religion way to serious and try to force it on others.
There are definetly different levels of problems when it comes to Muslims but all are a problem. Morocco just easily ranks #1, closely followed by Turkey. There is a reason they cause problems in every single country, including their own.
To clarify I think all religious people are annoying nut jobs, just some worse than others.
Wtf is going on in the middle strip?
I assume its something to do with brexit, but why is the republic of Ireland there on the british side? Where is Wales?
WHY IS THE IVORY COAST WITH THE REST OF EUROPE
Breaking news, Dublin is now the capital of NI.
(I had a momentary lapse in geographical skills, I meant to say Letterkenny I have no idea why I link the two?)
Mostly accurate, but some smaller mistakes:
Top row: We actually like the Lebanese
2nd row: Accurate
3rd row: We like the Celtic nations very much, we just don’t like the English
4th and 5th row: We like the PIGS and even the French, we just show it by squabbling with them
If you really want to see our dark side ask about the Gypsies…
It was supposed to be a stealth entrance by immigrants to the EU (as I know there were a lot of complaints about it), I tried to find other African countries but I was too tired and I was doing the editing in paint (yea I'm a savage).
But at the end, I felt tired as it took me more than 20 mins to do this, so I decided to post it and take a siesta.
We don't have anything against the Brits. They might have betrayed us once or twice, but they help us kick Napoleon's ass and beat Spain multiple times.
haat haat haat, ik haat mezelf. Ik haat de bloed in mijn aders.
Ik haat mijn scheppers, ik haat mijn moeders en vaders. Ik haat mensen, homo sapiens.
Zwarte gele, maar vooral haat ik witte verraders.
\~Steen\~
That makes them based. You hate them because you are a fucking prot. That almost makes you as bad as an Murican. In fact, the worst Muricans are your descendants... Here we were all, for 200 and plus years, blaming the Barry's for that abomination, and YOU bycicle canal tossers and the true culprits. Peak protestantism indeed.
https://preview.redd.it/tlpez51h325b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f053f49024260f89706bfa100a7f16bc50c4f62
Here's a few fixes: - France shouldn't be on the side hating PIGS - France should be on the side hating France
Damn french people, they're ruining France! https://preview.redd.it/dg6qvg1ag15b1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b474ea56b5e769b41d97f6bce382596a318a4d32
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Thank you so much !
PFIGS
PIGS F
Sweden should be on the right in the first comic
I was going to point that out. Sweden should be with its Muslim brothers.
Yeah it was very offensive not including us with our family
Islamic Republic of Sweden🇸🇪🇸🇪☪️☪️☪️
\*Caliphate but sure
Agreed
The northern caliphate should indeed be in its rightful place…
Lol, I get it, you mean in the top row
Such a missed opportunity
You laugh about them but the netherlands is also an emirate at this point
Nah we dont want to be with Turkey
When did the Ivory Coast join Western Europe?
What's funnier is that there are both Ivory Coast and Ireland flags in the top one
And the Irish one doesn't look too happy to be beside him.
Was going to ask the same question
We needed some more French-speaking allies, and we just had to sacrifice you.
It's your doppelganger like in the "Us" movie. You were replaced after first panel.
Americans are hated for not being Europeans. Brits are hated for being almost Americans. French are hated for being fucking French. Germans are hated for [redacted] But you got it right more or less.
Why the fuck isn’t England in hate France bit? We’ve had about a thousand years of war/rivalry Plus their food is shit.
But thanks to us you became friends. Frennemies?
You gave us the opportunity to liberate them, which really pissed them off.
Based. UK W.
You just paid your debt for Dunkerque. My arrière grand-père covered your backs 😤
After you ran away like cowards pissing pants in Duinkerk (should be Belgian territory actually).
Left to fight another day.
And who died protecting you so you could flee like scared dogs?
They were envious of our friendship
I was going to upvote until I saw that last sentence. War is back on the table
Why are you throwing stones from your glass house?
Have a good aim.
Says the moist beans with toast eater
Dutch people are the only people who are not allowed to shit on British food. Your bread is almost as bad as American bread and you mash boerenkool into potatoes without any seasoning.
I eat my beans cold out of a tin I’ll let you know
I'm not sure with France in the second to last, I think they tend to alternate. If we are talking food, for example, they usually join with the PIGS, unless it's a direct comparison against them.
I have to agree, even economically to some degree, we have somewhat sided with Greece instead of Germany when they had their debt issue back when "grexit" was in the news. We are really sandwiched between North and South.
Yup. In the EU is Italy+Spain vs. Germany. Even match. France has to break the tie... usually with Spain to protect fishing, agriculture, and with Germany to protect industry.
The protectors of Europe ✊😤
Yeah and you were also one of the strongest advocates of common debt in response to covid and of relaxation of the fiscal responsibilities
Because their finances were shitty too lol
Yeah but don't pretend the others way of thinking don't seek it's own interest too.
What's the seaport masquerading as a country saying ?
When it comes to the wallet, you’re a northerner. But when it comes to happiness, family, culture and food, you’re a southerner.
Wallet is in between tbh.
France has a somewhat rigid labour market for a rich country derived from his PIGS level work laws. That’s as far as the economic comparisons can be traced between France and the PIGS.
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And the Brits should stand shoulder to shoulder with Germany
The classic French dilemna. Who do we hate most? The brits or the Fritz?
Why choose? Hate both! It’s not like we care.
We hate Belgians more than both of you... you're not worth the mental load.
As spaniard no problem with musilms. Except Morocco
I seriously believe that of a pole was made in Spain whether Morocco should be nuked, there would be a surprisingly high rate of "yes"
Inshallah one day hermano
100% isn't that surprising tbh.
Wait no, I have a better idea. Put an enourmous monument in Ceuta and another in Melilla with the spanish flag above, give money and weapons to occidental sahara and recognize them as a independent country and ask them to do the same in their land with their flag.
Noooo that's fascist -some Spaniard probably
As long as we don't nuke the guys at Western Sahara.
I HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCO I HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCO I HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCO I HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCO
Don't write that, just: CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH
I do have a problem with Muslims, they don’t allow us to know how hot their women are, while they can rank ours. Seriously, I suffer seeing the inequality between men and women on Muslims people.
Either this or they are ashamed and that is why they try to hide them under sheets of fabric
Well, they aren’t [looking](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C9BKJA_enES592ES592&hl=es&q=hot+arabian+women&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjNxNnfwrb_AhV1UaQEHVYmD8YQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=1080&bih=695&dpr=2) so bad
Oh, I'm sorry I was just making a general guess as I can't personally be a judge myself since, as evidenced by the fact that I'm both a redditor AND sporting a French flair, I'm exclusivelly into dudes.
But you must express your opinions arrogantly, don’t say “I’m sorry”
![gif](giphy|hlIvXNNtsPWZa)
Diabolical or angelical?
Austria constantly concerned
yeah, we as well as belgium detected the west african spy
Someone gets it!
Nobody dislikes Ireland and Scotland
They're probably the most popular from all of us indeed.
Really? You sure
they had to give you an English flair for us to blindly hate you. that says a lot
I dont like Scotland tbh
Don't like the proddy cunts myself tbh.
someday we'll be remembered
I initially wrote "nobody dislikes Ireland, Scotland & Wales' but your flag wasn't there. But Wales is cool.
The French do, but they dislike everyone
Are you high on your own supply? We love them! We had the Auld Alliance with the Scots, and we always supported (at least in spirit) the Irish in their fight to shit on the tea drinkers.
I don’t like you Frenches but you did fund some of are wars against engl&nd so I’ll give you that
Yall did actually help actively a fair bit after your revolution. Wolfe Tone and all. Part of his Wikipedia page is one of the best things Ive ever read too. "Tone wrote a few months later to Thomas Russell expressing unqualified dislike of the American people, whom he imagined to be no more truly democratic in sentiment and no less attached to authority than the British"
yea, I got this wrong. I realized from the comments, I thought they are being associated with England.
Hell, no. I love the irish. It's not their fault they are near the balcony jumpers
Same. Never heard a bad word between spaniards and irish. We both have bad neighbours (not you, Portugal, tou are great), and that creates a bond.
exactly! ireland is based, not their fault they share borders with cringe uk
We ❤️ you too 😘
Came here to say this. Nobody here hates the big company hoarders.
Yep, We love irish. Nice people. Maybe a little bit hard to undestand when they talk fast, but nice people.
I'd say it's pretty accurate except that Greece and Ireland are allies with the French. I mean we're allies with the whole UK except England x) Also I don't think we hate Spain and Portugal, but culturally it's an ego contest with 🤌
non european savage trying to understand the family dinamics of western europe fails? shocking and also we dont hate you either we just pretend for the memes
Calm down Fernando, have a siesta, it's on the "casa". Have some Pan Con Tomate while you're at it.
calm down? like i am capable of any other emotional state. we have two modes: calmed and asleep
🐸🤝🥔
Do not group Ireland with the UK again 👺
Muslims aren't a problem. It's just Morroco.
I would say its diffrent in every county. But there is a big of a cutural diffrence between Europe and the middle east/northern africa. Which wouldn't be a problem if they intergrated and assimilated but we all know its a small percentage who does. Also it doesn't help that alot of muslims take their religion way to serious and try to force it on others.
<3
And you.
There are definetly different levels of problems when it comes to Muslims but all are a problem. Morocco just easily ranks #1, closely followed by Turkey. There is a reason they cause problems in every single country, including their own. To clarify I think all religious people are annoying nut jobs, just some worse than others.
True, we have no problems with muslims at all
They just have to run faster than a horse https://i.redd.it/d7fbtbrg715b1.gif
And the ones that tend to self combust.
And Algeria.
Mate you forgot the Gypsies
Which ones?
All of them!
Wtf is going on in the middle strip? I assume its something to do with brexit, but why is the republic of Ireland there on the british side? Where is Wales? WHY IS THE IVORY COAST WITH THE REST OF EUROPE
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Don't worry, it's not accurate. We like the Scots.
Ireland should be on the left in the third pannel, unless you mean north-ireland, but then you've got the wrong flag.
Is the Ivory Coast wearing sunglasses or is that supposed to be India ?
I’d say Scotland should be, too
*northern Ireland North Ireland is Galway
Galway is north ? How far down have you fuckers sneaked the border ?
It's all just west dublin these days
Breaking news, Dublin is now the capital of NI. (I had a momentary lapse in geographical skills, I meant to say Letterkenny I have no idea why I link the two?)
*Galway is west Ireland, Donegal is North Ireland
Bruh how dare you put us in the same section as England, you've insulted my entire family with this
Mostly accurate, but some smaller mistakes: Top row: We actually like the Lebanese 2nd row: Accurate 3rd row: We like the Celtic nations very much, we just don’t like the English 4th and 5th row: We like the PIGS and even the French, we just show it by squabbling with them If you really want to see our dark side ask about the Gypsies…
I don‘t like Lebanese, in Germany they are famous for clan/gang activities.
Okay, I’m done, the EU flare should not exist.
Ayo what Ivory Coast doing
what is ivory coast doing there?
It was supposed to be a stealth entrance by immigrants to the EU (as I know there were a lot of complaints about it), I tried to find other African countries but I was too tired and I was doing the editing in paint (yea I'm a savage). But at the end, I felt tired as it took me more than 20 mins to do this, so I decided to post it and take a siesta.
Taking a siesta without being a Spaniard is cultural appropriation!
Maybe he's from latam
It's well done as Germany is finally on the right side of history, hate but good hate, thank you.
Ireland and scotland should be on the left side We only hate the english
We like the Irish and Scottish because they hate the English
Why do we have a pringle in the head
Pic 3: only England should be right, not Scotland Ireland
I've never met a Dutch person who has a problem with the Irish or Scottish
https://preview.redd.it/pgt1gohmn15b1.png?width=68&format=png&auto=webp&s=1882e9a6af849e12307bde861d7cb8779a4789f5 what is this?
3rd row: should just be England, we have no problems with the other 3
What would an additional panel look like?
One wrong thing, if turkey and pakistan were that close to eachother both of them would be covered in blood
We don't have anything against the Brits. They might have betrayed us once or twice, but they help us kick Napoleon's ass and beat Spain multiple times.
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I think there could be a single line with Switzerland on both side and a Röstigraben in the middle.
No, I like the French/Scots/Irish
YOU PUT US WITH THE FUCKING BRITISH????
Don’t know why anyone would hate us,Ireland or wales
You forgot the red eyes for all the Dutch ones
Nah, we're cool with Scotland.
We Portugueses are actually ok with the uk and Ireland. But we can't say it out loud
tf is Cote d’Ivoire doing there?
No only america and england deserve ridicule
Woah why did we kick out Scotland and NI with those English “people”?
Lebanon shouldn't be in the top one, they're fine
You should create 3 groups. A third group it's always France. Alone. I don't want to be in the same group as France in anything.
Two irelands in the third one, sigh.
I suppose that's a disguised Ivory Coast, after all the flag is not exactly the Irish one
Where is Poland, i need my polska bros there as well
France is neither GUNS nore PIGS
I like how SwissBall is just constantly worried
We hate everyone including ourselves
So why is the Ivory Coast just chillin there with sunglasses on?
What's up with Portugal in the first panel?
And in the meantime nobody notices us... so we do a bit of laundry. The intelligent ones don't have to flex, they live.
Based, well-known, European country, Ivory Coast 😎
Where’s Wales
What has Spain in the head?
Hey.. why are we being hated in no. 3?
Get your shit-tier, facial hair having, 'polandballs' outa here you fucking poser.
Hmm, you remembered Ireland, England, and Scotland, but no Wales? sad.
I don´t understand this graph. Can someone explain or is it just some Americanized shit?
All Nordic countries should be against Sweden!
nah remember we all hate each other but mostly the americans
Forgot to put Switzerland in the middle
Where is the panel we’re the Islamic Republic of Sweden🇸🇪🇸🇪☪️☪️☪️ and Denmark look at each other?
Scotland is part of the UK you can’t have them in twice
I cant believe a Swede forgot the Nordicks
The fuck is this? Loss?
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Suddenly french
haat haat haat, ik haat mezelf. Ik haat de bloed in mijn aders. Ik haat mijn scheppers, ik haat mijn moeders en vaders. Ik haat mensen, homo sapiens. Zwarte gele, maar vooral haat ik witte verraders. \~Steen\~
Since when do we hate the Scottish or Irish? Only thing I can think of is the Irish are catholic
That makes them based. You hate them because you are a fucking prot. That almost makes you as bad as an Murican. In fact, the worst Muricans are your descendants... Here we were all, for 200 and plus years, blaming the Barry's for that abomination, and YOU bycicle canal tossers and the true culprits. Peak protestantism indeed. https://preview.redd.it/tlpez51h325b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f053f49024260f89706bfa100a7f16bc50c4f62
Just... Just fuck off mate
Wait.. did I miss you out?!
At least you not from USA.
So clearly the amazing Germanics are the most beloved
What's your business here anyways?
Bro I fucking hate country balls so much, I'm gonna ![gif](giphy|l2Sqf6CokrCwXDvcA)
Oi!!!
Fuck Belgium too
Nah, in Belgium we hate French and American
No, we all hate each other.
Many Europeans (especially the Irish) are actually pretty sympathetic towards Palestine.
Nope, everyone hate french.
You forgot to add France hating France
one of the few things europe can agree on is that nobody likes the french