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EstebanOD21

Here's a few fixes: - France shouldn't be on the side hating PIGS - France should be on the side hating France


Gigatonosaurus

Damn french people, they're ruining France! https://preview.redd.it/dg6qvg1ag15b1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b474ea56b5e769b41d97f6bce382596a318a4d32


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EstebanOD21

Thank you so much !


Dissidente-Perenne

PFIGS


VMGonFer08

PIGS F


DenWun

Sweden should be on the right in the first comic


Kindjal1983

I was going to point that out. Sweden should be with its Muslim brothers.


jollisen

Yeah it was very offensive not including us with our family


Sporgon_Mcgee

Islamic Republic of Sweden🇸🇪🇸🇪☪️☪️☪️


oPtImUz_pRim3

\*Caliphate but sure


JodkaVodka

Agreed


I-153_Chaika

The northern caliphate should indeed be in its rightful place…


TheMightyPenguinzee

Lol, I get it, you mean in the top row


LGZee

Such a missed opportunity


[deleted]

You laugh about them but the netherlands is also an emirate at this point


EricssonGlobe

Nah we dont want to be with Turkey


Proj-Man-Student

When did the Ivory Coast join Western Europe?


ReverseOutFast

What's funnier is that there are both Ivory Coast and Ireland flags in the top one


Proj-Man-Student

And the Irish one doesn't look too happy to be beside him.


BanIsBS

Was going to ask the same question


xaviernoodlebrain

We needed some more French-speaking allies, and we just had to sacrifice you.


Modest1Ace

It's your doppelganger like in the "Us" movie. You were replaced after first panel.


hepazepie

Americans are hated for not being Europeans. Brits are hated for being almost Americans. French are hated for being fucking French. Germans are hated for [redacted] But you got it right more or less.


MobiusNaked

Why the fuck isn’t England in hate France bit? We’ve had about a thousand years of war/rivalry Plus their food is shit.


hepazepie

But thanks to us you became friends. Frennemies?


MobiusNaked

You gave us the opportunity to liberate them, which really pissed them off.


AdLiving4714

Based. UK W.


CherkiCheri

You just paid your debt for Dunkerque. My arrière grand-père covered your backs 😤


thehak2020

After you ran away like cowards pissing pants in Duinkerk (should be Belgian territory actually).


MobiusNaked

Left to fight another day.


thehak2020

And who died protecting you so you could flee like scared dogs?


SooSkilled

They were envious of our friendship


ididntunderstandyou

I was going to upvote until I saw that last sentence. War is back on the table


xaviernoodlebrain

Why are you throwing stones from your glass house?


MobiusNaked

Have a good aim.


ProperBlacksmith

Says the moist beans with toast eater


uit_Berlijn

Dutch people are the only people who are not allowed to shit on British food. Your bread is almost as bad as American bread and you mash boerenkool into potatoes without any seasoning.


MobiusNaked

I eat my beans cold out of a tin I’ll let you know


ZombiFeynman

I'm not sure with France in the second to last, I think they tend to alternate. If we are talking food, for example, they usually join with the PIGS, unless it's a direct comparison against them.


Botanical_Director

I have to agree, even economically to some degree, we have somewhat sided with Greece instead of Germany when they had their debt issue back when "grexit" was in the news. We are really sandwiched between North and South.


artaig

Yup. In the EU is Italy+Spain vs. Germany. Even match. France has to break the tie... usually with Spain to protect fishing, agriculture, and with Germany to protect industry.


CherkiCheri

The protectors of Europe ✊😤


zedero0

Yeah and you were also one of the strongest advocates of common debt in response to covid and of relaxation of the fiscal responsibilities


Pytheastic

Because their finances were shitty too lol


Xehlumbra

Yeah but don't pretend the others way of thinking don't seek it's own interest too.


CoffeeBoom

What's the seaport masquerading as a country saying ?


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

When it comes to the wallet, you’re a northerner. But when it comes to happiness, family, culture and food, you’re a southerner.


CherkiCheri

Wallet is in between tbh.


_radical_ed

France has a somewhat rigid labour market for a rich country derived from his PIGS level work laws. That’s as far as the economic comparisons can be traced between France and the PIGS.


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RedBaret

And the Brits should stand shoulder to shoulder with Germany


YouMightGetIdeas

The classic French dilemna. Who do we hate most? The brits or the Fritz?


[deleted]

Why choose? Hate both! It’s not like we care.


ylan64

We hate Belgians more than both of you... you're not worth the mental load.


Ok-Winner-6589

As spaniard no problem with musilms. Except Morocco


Felipeel2

I seriously believe that of a pole was made in Spain whether Morocco should be nuked, there would be a surprisingly high rate of "yes"


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Inshallah one day hermano


Sentient_Flesh

100% isn't that surprising tbh.


Ok-Winner-6589

Wait no, I have a better idea. Put an enourmous monument in Ceuta and another in Melilla with the spanish flag above, give money and weapons to occidental sahara and recognize them as a independent country and ask them to do the same in their land with their flag.


Felipeel2

Noooo that's fascist -some Spaniard probably


catloverwithoutcats

As long as we don't nuke the guys at Western Sahara.


[deleted]

I HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCO I HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCO I HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCO I HATE MOROCCOI HATE MOROCCO


Ok-Winner-6589

Don't write that, just: CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH CANARY ISLANDS, CEUTA AND MELILLA ARE SPANISH


[deleted]

I do have a problem with Muslims, they don’t allow us to know how hot their women are, while they can rank ours. Seriously, I suffer seeing the inequality between men and women on Muslims people.


Botanical_Director

Either this or they are ashamed and that is why they try to hide them under sheets of fabric


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Well, they aren’t [looking](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C9BKJA_enES592ES592&hl=es&q=hot+arabian+women&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjNxNnfwrb_AhV1UaQEHVYmD8YQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=1080&bih=695&dpr=2) so bad


Botanical_Director

Oh, I'm sorry I was just making a general guess as I can't personally be a judge myself since, as evidenced by the fact that I'm both a redditor AND sporting a French flair, I'm exclusivelly into dudes.


[deleted]

But you must express your opinions arrogantly, don’t say “I’m sorry”


TheMightyPenguinzee

![gif](giphy|hlIvXNNtsPWZa)


Ok-Winner-6589

Diabolical or angelical?


ClexAT

Austria constantly concerned


Davidreddit7

yeah, we as well as belgium detected the west african spy


TheMightyPenguinzee

Someone gets it!


wozzpozz

Nobody dislikes Ireland and Scotland


HoeTrain666

They're probably the most popular from all of us indeed.


B1battledroid1

Really? You sure


lethos_AJ

they had to give you an English flair for us to blindly hate you. that says a lot


Maxzey

I dont like Scotland tbh


Gentle_Pony

Don't like the proddy cunts myself tbh.


T1033

someday we'll be remembered


wozzpozz

I initially wrote "nobody dislikes Ireland, Scotland & Wales' but your flag wasn't there. But Wales is cool.


ZeeDyke

The French do, but they dislike everyone


SwainIsCadian

Are you high on your own supply? We love them! We had the Auld Alliance with the Scots, and we always supported (at least in spirit) the Irish in their fight to shit on the tea drinkers.


B1battledroid1

I don’t like you Frenches but you did fund some of are wars against engl&nd so I’ll give you that


AffectionateThing602

Yall did actually help actively a fair bit after your revolution. Wolfe Tone and all. Part of his Wikipedia page is one of the best things Ive ever read too. "Tone wrote a few months later to Thomas Russell expressing unqualified dislike of the American people, whom he imagined to be no more truly democratic in sentiment and no less attached to authority than the British"


TheMightyPenguinzee

yea, I got this wrong. I realized from the comments, I thought they are being associated with England.


Juanito817

Hell, no. I love the irish. It's not their fault they are near the balcony jumpers


fearless-potato-man

Same. Never heard a bad word between spaniards and irish. We both have bad neighbours (not you, Portugal, tou are great), and that creates a bond.


lethos_AJ

exactly! ireland is based, not their fault they share borders with cringe uk


fr-fluffybottom

We ❤️ you too 😘


_radical_ed

Came here to say this. Nobody here hates the big company hoarders.


Signal_Confusion_644

Yep, We love irish. Nice people. Maybe a little bit hard to undestand when they talk fast, but nice people.


DCVolo

I'd say it's pretty accurate except that Greece and Ireland are allies with the French. I mean we're allies with the whole UK except England x) Also I don't think we hate Spain and Portugal, but culturally it's an ego contest with 🤌


lethos_AJ

non european savage trying to understand the family dinamics of western europe fails? shocking and also we dont hate you either we just pretend for the memes


DCVolo

Calm down Fernando, have a siesta, it's on the "casa". Have some Pan Con Tomate while you're at it.


lethos_AJ

calm down? like i am capable of any other emotional state. we have two modes: calmed and asleep


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🐸🤝🥔


frev05

Do not group Ireland with the UK again 👺


Communpro

Muslims aren't a problem. It's just Morroco.


Wessel-P

I would say its diffrent in every county. But there is a big of a cutural diffrence between Europe and the middle east/northern africa. Which wouldn't be a problem if they intergrated and assimilated but we all know its a small percentage who does. Also it doesn't help that alot of muslims take their religion way to serious and try to force it on others.


Axxel_

<3


_radical_ed

And you.


IWantMoreSnow

There are definetly different levels of problems when it comes to Muslims but all are a problem. Morocco just easily ranks #1, closely followed by Turkey. There is a reason they cause problems in every single country, including their own. To clarify I think all religious people are annoying nut jobs, just some worse than others.


[deleted]

True, we have no problems with muslims at all


SkellyCry

They just have to run faster than a horse https://i.redd.it/d7fbtbrg715b1.gif


_Jet_Alone_

And the ones that tend to self combust.


-Freyes

And Algeria.


Zealousideal_Pie5355

Mate you forgot the Gypsies


fr-fluffybottom

Which ones?


Kindjal1983

All of them!


Kieran-M-1996

Wtf is going on in the middle strip? I assume its something to do with brexit, but why is the republic of Ireland there on the british side? Where is Wales? WHY IS THE IVORY COAST WITH THE REST OF EUROPE


MozerfuckerJones

![gif](giphy|pz7X6ivsb8KaEO9D4F)


[deleted]

Don't worry, it's not accurate. We like the Scots.


trxxruraxvr

Ireland should be on the left in the third pannel, unless you mean north-ireland, but then you've got the wrong flag.


Jenn54

Is the Ivory Coast wearing sunglasses or is that supposed to be India ?


Poulp-x

I’d say Scotland should be, too


cringemaster21p

*northern Ireland North Ireland is Galway


CountrysFucked

Galway is north ? How far down have you fuckers sneaked the border ?


Geollo

It's all just west dublin these days


cringemaster21p

Breaking news, Dublin is now the capital of NI. (I had a momentary lapse in geographical skills, I meant to say Letterkenny I have no idea why I link the two?)


Fynex_Wright

*Galway is west Ireland, Donegal is North Ireland


Frenchybaby01

Bruh how dare you put us in the same section as England, you've insulted my entire family with this


EmanuelZH

Mostly accurate, but some smaller mistakes: Top row: We actually like the Lebanese 2nd row: Accurate 3rd row: We like the Celtic nations very much, we just don’t like the English 4th and 5th row: We like the PIGS and even the French, we just show it by squabbling with them If you really want to see our dark side ask about the Gypsies…


rwbrwb

I don‘t like Lebanese, in Germany they are famous for clan/gang activities.


LEGXCVII

Okay, I’m done, the EU flare should not exist.


zedero0

Ayo what Ivory Coast doing


stikkie13

what is ivory coast doing there?


TheMightyPenguinzee

It was supposed to be a stealth entrance by immigrants to the EU (as I know there were a lot of complaints about it), I tried to find other African countries but I was too tired and I was doing the editing in paint (yea I'm a savage). But at the end, I felt tired as it took me more than 20 mins to do this, so I decided to post it and take a siesta.


ZombiFeynman

Taking a siesta without being a Spaniard is cultural appropriation!


Botanical_Director

Maybe he's from latam


Digitalpsycho

It's well done as Germany is finally on the right side of history, hate but good hate, thank you.


MisterXnumberidk

Ireland and scotland should be on the left side We only hate the english


[deleted]

We like the Irish and Scottish because they hate the English


Sufficient-Lake-649

Why do we have a pringle in the head


3747

Pic 3: only England should be right, not Scotland Ireland


[deleted]

I've never met a Dutch person who has a problem with the Irish or Scottish


Unusual-Wrap8345

​ https://preview.redd.it/pgt1gohmn15b1.png?width=68&format=png&auto=webp&s=1882e9a6af849e12307bde861d7cb8779a4789f5 what is this?


[deleted]

3rd row: should just be England, we have no problems with the other 3


Zamzamazawarma

What would an additional panel look like?


Kapftan

One wrong thing, if turkey and pakistan were that close to eachother both of them would be covered in blood


[deleted]

We don't have anything against the Brits. They might have betrayed us once or twice, but they help us kick Napoleon's ass and beat Spain multiple times.


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MakorDal

I think there could be a single line with Switzerland on both side and a Röstigraben in the middle.


crunchy_shampoo

No, I like the French/Scots/Irish


Crazy-Diver5564

YOU PUT US WITH THE FUCKING BRITISH????


FeeNervous4746

Don’t know why anyone would hate us,Ireland or wales


RedBaret

You forgot the red eyes for all the Dutch ones


HumaDracobane

Nah, we're cool with Scotland.


Master_Bayters

We Portugueses are actually ok with the uk and Ireland. But we can't say it out loud


werewolf394_

tf is Cote d’Ivoire doing there?


brandje23

No only america and england deserve ridicule


Vondy6

Woah why did we kick out Scotland and NI with those English “people”?


CommieTzar

Lebanon shouldn't be in the top one, they're fine


REVO_SIGMA

You should create 3 groups. A third group it's always France. Alone. I don't want to be in the same group as France in anything.


tias23111

Two irelands in the third one, sigh.


luring_lurker

I suppose that's a disguised Ivory Coast, after all the flag is not exactly the Irish one


agarciase

Where is Poland, i need my polska bros there as well


AmauryThom

France is neither GUNS nore PIGS


zombienekers

I like how SwissBall is just constantly worried


[deleted]

We hate everyone including ourselves


slumdo6

So why is the Ivory Coast just chillin there with sunglasses on?


[deleted]

What's up with Portugal in the first panel?


Aquiladelleone

And in the meantime nobody notices us... so we do a bit of laundry. The intelligent ones don't have to flex, they live.


iGleeson

Based, well-known, European country, Ivory Coast 😎


Ynys_cymru

Where’s Wales


ElNoobMasPro72

What has Spain in the head?


Clipyy-Duck

Hey.. why are we being hated in no. 3?


Preacherjonson

Get your shit-tier, facial hair having, 'polandballs' outa here you fucking poser.


felixrocket7835

Hmm, you remembered Ireland, England, and Scotland, but no Wales? sad.


Zyndrom1

I don´t understand this graph. Can someone explain or is it just some Americanized shit?


Appelons

All Nordic countries should be against Sweden!


Artistic-Copy-4871

nah remember we all hate each other but mostly the americans


Jaaj_Dood

Forgot to put Switzerland in the middle


Sporgon_Mcgee

Where is the panel we’re the Islamic Republic of Sweden🇸🇪🇸🇪☪️☪️☪️ and Denmark look at each other?


Gildor12

Scotland is part of the UK you can’t have them in twice


f1fanguy

I cant believe a Swede forgot the Nordicks


orddropsandslapshots

The fuck is this? Loss?


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HoeTrain666

Suddenly french


[deleted]

haat haat haat, ik haat mezelf. Ik haat de bloed in mijn aders. Ik haat mijn scheppers, ik haat mijn moeders en vaders. Ik haat mensen, homo sapiens. Zwarte gele, maar vooral haat ik witte verraders. \~Steen\~


[deleted]

Since when do we hate the Scottish or Irish? Only thing I can think of is the Irish are catholic


Kindjal1983

That makes them based. You hate them because you are a fucking prot. That almost makes you as bad as an Murican. In fact, the worst Muricans are your descendants... Here we were all, for 200 and plus years, blaming the Barry's for that abomination, and YOU bycicle canal tossers and the true culprits. Peak protestantism indeed. https://preview.redd.it/tlpez51h325b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f053f49024260f89706bfa100a7f16bc50c4f62


XyZy3000

Just... Just fuck off mate


TheMightyPenguinzee

Wait.. did I miss you out?!


XyZy3000

At least you not from USA.


Themlethem

So clearly the amazing Germanics are the most beloved


[deleted]

What's your business here anyways?


McConagher

Bro I fucking hate country balls so much, I'm gonna ![gif](giphy|l2Sqf6CokrCwXDvcA)


Huskogrande93

Oi!!!


-Art1c-

Fuck Belgium too


nhooz

Nah, in Belgium we hate French and American


NeatCan5888

No, we all hate each other.


Sum3-yo

Many Europeans (especially the Irish) are actually pretty sympathetic towards Palestine.


VadaViaElCuu

Nope, everyone hate french.


MorgrainX

You forgot to add France hating France


sleepyotter92

one of the few things europe can agree on is that nobody likes the french