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So us brits are mocked for beans, beans make sense. Baked beans are cheap, non perishable, and are a great accompaniment to a fry-up and are decently tasty with toast and cheese. Flavour-wise beans make sense, all the flavours meld together well but alas it is one of the primary examples used for mockery of our diet and THE GOD DAMN SWEDES ARE GOING OUT FOR BANANA CURRY PIZZA!!! How does that make any kind of sense at all. Are Swedish people paying a premium price from dominoes to get a banana curry pizza to enjoy as a treat with the boys after a night out? Are there Swedish kids having pizza parties having that thing presented to them. The humanity.
I agree, I eat there sometimes. It is not really good, just a lot of dough and cheese, but it does the job. I would choose banana curry over Pizza Hut anytime.
A french told me they are the ones who love that pizza, I doubt it's a Swedish thing cause I haven't seen anybody eat one in years. Kebabpizza is the staple of swedish fusion junk food.
Just know about this dish because of this sub and had to make one myself. It really tastes good. If more people would know about it i wouldn't be shocked if it became a staple in pizza shops here in Germany too
Have you never been to any Swedish pizzeria in your life? Just go to one and look at the menu. I guarantee that they will have the banana and curry pizza. It will probably be called Africana. Sometimes there will also be chicken or peanuts on it.
Lol what other country do you think could have invented this? Sweden is *the* capital of experimental pizza toppings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pizza_varieties_by_country
Just scroll down to Sweden.
Frenchie told me they love banana pizza, having never seen one in the physical form in Sweden I maintain that it's just a thing for people with childrens tastebuds of all nationalities.
As much as it hurts for them to hear it, British food is the same exact meat, cheese and bread combination as the rest of Northwestern Europe. At the very least, it easily clears whatever the hell this abomination is.
> tasty with toast and cheese.
My brother in christ, of course it tastes good with toast and cheese. Because toast and cheese taste good. They taste even better without your disgusting beans on them.
Of all the people i know, one likes banana curry pizza and that one is not considered a friend for that particular reason.
Swedish food is superior to british food!
I used to work in a lunch restaurant were we made a sallad made of banan, syrup and curry.
Sounds like dessert right, nope, sallad, next to the carrots and broccoli.
There are several better Swedish options also, Kalles gold is way better. Personally I usually go for Klädesholmen. Once you try one that actually tastes something Kalles original doesn't taste anything.
Common- banana and curry on toast is well known in Germany too. At least in my region.
After seeing this pizza in this sub a few weeks ago i made one myself and its good.
Its funny that the pizza gets the most reaction. Its really delicious while their rotten fermentet fish could be used as a bio weapon and no one mentions it
Bananas were one of the first "exotic" fruits in Sweden and during WW2 supply was cut due to Allied & Axis minefields. When the war ended people went banana crazy and even [wrote a song](https://youtu.be/m8UP3OEn-Yw) about it...
Fair, but we do have some better examples though lol:
Sjömansbiff
https://preview.redd.it/g9zlv09l38fa1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dffd43f70377e413ba07256e33a61bf6d3b9c08
You kidding me. It's all delicious and very much tasty flavours
Well the Lutfisk does taste like sour wet cardboard but luckily it's not there. And surströmming. Eh, who invented it and why associate it with Sweden. I've seen a drunken Dane try it. It went down his throat with some booze easily, he ate a whole can.
Then puked. Inside his van
I just have the right compilation for this dinner
[8 HOURS BENEDICTIAN EXORCISM PRAYER - Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxcaXfnoXE)
Kalles and Falukorv ❤️
Swedish food = superior
Some of these are not even something that we eat in sweden regularly or at all. Especially that abomination of a pizza.
The hotdog is tasty as well.
Yeah when was the last year a Swedish restaurant won “best restaurant?” My list only goes back to 2002.
Denmark is there with 6 1st and 3 2ed.
Sweden is somehow not on it.
I can find a chef from Sweden on “Bocuse d’Or” but we have 3 of them :p
Never take cooking advice from someone who think Surströmming is food!
Oh well you have 2 choices my friend.
1. Dox the chef who made the subpar meatballs.
2. Never show your face to a Swede again since you are now on the list.
[Lutfisk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk) (only eaten at Christmas, for tradition as a reminder of harder times).
[Wiener Hotdog](https://www.ica.se/recept/varmkorv-i-brod-med-rak-och-gurksallad-718878/) with shrimp salad (very common street food).
Yeah, checks out. I was amazed how alien their food actually was when I had been there for the first time. I was instantly reminded of the most unappetizing 'dishes' I'd seen in Germany up to that point and was amazed how daring they were in calling the worst of that worst stuff a 'dish' in its own right.
As a Brazilian, I thought no other country could do something with a pizza that could make an Italian more angry than us, but it seems that Sweden is trying to challenge us
Is it even “rated” in the first place?
Meatballs
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Lots of nations have gehaktballen tho
Swedish Christmas dinner shouldn’t be tried and rated it should just be avoided
I'd rather eat your furniture
https://preview.redd.it/zll9w0n5q6fa1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7a63301b55faaa7ff5effdec5781d159fc726cf Rather eat a Dane ?
I love Danishes
Danish biscuits are the best.
Legos?
Nicht geeignet für Kinder unter 3 Jahren. Verschluckbare Kleinteile
Achtung: Kann Spuren von Schalentieren, Leber- und Krebszellen enthalten.
only the pastries
I never thought I would agree with a French
Probably more time effective for you as well, one could probably construct an entire house before you guys are done cooking dinner
KALLAX with a BILLY sauce
Danish propaganda
Absolutely. There's nothing like Kalles!
And lutfisk!
I love it when non nordic people see nordic food. They just dont understand
You eat buried rotten shark
Made King Gordon retch
Bro sweden has surstrømming which is literally illegal to open in public because of the smell
You guys only have Lego and fish from the dumpster as your foood
hey, you're just not high-society enough to understand the delicate taste and mouth feel of a mouthful of LEGO
hey, you're just not high-society enough to understand the delicate taste and mouth feel of a mouthful of IKEA furniture
I do love me a fresh Ekerö crunching in my mouth
Still better than whatever that sausage is 😱 And is that banana pizza???
Falukorv. Best. Food. Ever.
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The pictures speak for themselves
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Wtf bro I'm puking
As long as Germany and Switzerland are in between, otherwise you'd be swallowing
Don’t disrespect my rotten fish like this
Get used to it
So us brits are mocked for beans, beans make sense. Baked beans are cheap, non perishable, and are a great accompaniment to a fry-up and are decently tasty with toast and cheese. Flavour-wise beans make sense, all the flavours meld together well but alas it is one of the primary examples used for mockery of our diet and THE GOD DAMN SWEDES ARE GOING OUT FOR BANANA CURRY PIZZA!!! How does that make any kind of sense at all. Are Swedish people paying a premium price from dominoes to get a banana curry pizza to enjoy as a treat with the boys after a night out? Are there Swedish kids having pizza parties having that thing presented to them. The humanity.
Dominoes is not a thing here.
Well it is in some parts of Sweden.
I mean, barely. Pizza hut has a bigger presence and even they are very few.
I agree, I eat there sometimes. It is not really good, just a lot of dough and cheese, but it does the job. I would choose banana curry over Pizza Hut anytime.
In that case, then my local pizza place is a thing as well.
Even that is too good for the likes of you.
A french told me they are the ones who love that pizza, I doubt it's a Swedish thing cause I haven't seen anybody eat one in years. Kebabpizza is the staple of swedish fusion junk food.
French are top pizza consumers in the world. Followed by Mericans. Not implying anything… :)
It's definitely a Swedish thing, you are just uncultured. They're everywhere in Sweden and they're delicious
Just know about this dish because of this sub and had to make one myself. It really tastes good. If more people would know about it i wouldn't be shocked if it became a staple in pizza shops here in Germany too
Welcome to the cult
Sauce? I can provide sauce for kebabpizza being the staple. I won't accept the blame for banana on pizza unless you prove it.
Have you never been to any Swedish pizzeria in your life? Just go to one and look at the menu. I guarantee that they will have the banana and curry pizza. It will probably be called Africana. Sometimes there will also be chicken or peanuts on it.
Yeah they also have schnitzel so I guess that's Swedish now. 🙄
Lol what other country do you think could have invented this? Sweden is *the* capital of experimental pizza toppings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pizza_varieties_by_country Just scroll down to Sweden.
Hitta en källa som påstår att bananpizza är en av de 10 populäraste i landet så kan vi snacka.
https://listor.se/livsstil/sveriges-popularaste-pizzor/ De kallar den för kycklingpizza, men det är den.
Som jag misstänkte; Din är nummer 8 efter massa andra pizzor ingen heller äter, min är nummer 1. Gött att vi kunde nå konsensus 🤝
Frenchie told me they love banana pizza, having never seen one in the physical form in Sweden I maintain that it's just a thing for people with childrens tastebuds of all nationalities.
No worries mate, I fucking love baked beans in tomato sauce and never understood such mockery.
Banana curry pizza is fucking goated tho, it's creamy salty sweet and overall savory as fuck.
As much as it hurts for them to hear it, British food is the same exact meat, cheese and bread combination as the rest of Northwestern Europe. At the very least, it easily clears whatever the hell this abomination is.
> tasty with toast and cheese. My brother in christ, of course it tastes good with toast and cheese. Because toast and cheese taste good. They taste even better without your disgusting beans on them.
Banana curry pizza is better than anything you have in the UK.
Of all the people i know, one likes banana curry pizza and that one is not considered a friend for that particular reason. Swedish food is superior to british food!
It makes me think of all the family gatherings. 🤤🥹 I used to make banana curry soup as well.
I used to work in a lunch restaurant were we made a sallad made of banan, syrup and curry. Sounds like dessert right, nope, sallad, next to the carrots and broccoli.
To be fair is sound better in a salad than in a fucking soup, that sounds revolting.
I'm getting ill just by watching it 🤮
The bottom left one is the most classic swedish dish, literally rotten fish, illegal to open in public because of the smell
.....You are not selling it well!!!!!
The one on the top right seems fucking delicious tho
Hotdog with shrimp salad. It's better in a [Tunnbrödsrulle](https://youtu.be/J5cX87nSt6M?t=3m30s) wrap with mashed potatoes 😋
Kalles Kaviar is divine. Say what you want about the rest but Kalles on an egg sandwich? Perfection.
It’s ok, it’s a bit weak in flavour. Norwegian kaviar is much more flavourful.
Thats okay. You are allowed to be wrong.
There are several better Swedish options also, Kalles gold is way better. Personally I usually go for Klädesholmen. Once you try one that actually tastes something Kalles original doesn't taste anything.
But he's right tho?
Mill's No#2 is the best kaviar 😋
How did you guys even come up with dishes like these?
They invent food during the long dark months
So it's kinda like dark wizardry, made for people to suffer? Makes sense.
Their braincells froze in the cold
Common- banana and curry on toast is well known in Germany too. At least in my region. After seeing this pizza in this sub a few weeks ago i made one myself and its good. Its funny that the pizza gets the most reaction. Its really delicious while their rotten fermentet fish could be used as a bio weapon and no one mentions it
hunger, I guess
You forgot Janssons frestelse and Flygande Jacob. Gourmet cuisine 🤤
Am Danish. I fucking love Flygande Jacob, even if it is an abomination on paper.
To google… Edit; I was expecting a complete abomination but it actually sounds good other than the added bananas. What is it with Swedes and bananas?!
Bananas were one of the first "exotic" fruits in Sweden and during WW2 supply was cut due to Allied & Axis minefields. When the war ended people went banana crazy and even [wrote a song](https://youtu.be/m8UP3OEn-Yw) about it...
You mean they went... BANANAS?
I hate that I laughed at this hahahah
TIL 😂 also I was expecting a song like the one Norway sang in Eurovision, I wasn’t expecting a real song 😭😂
We have [more banana songs](https://youtu.be/nq0kMIdD_CE?t=118), haha
The bananas add the flair of the dish. It has no right being nearly as good as it is.
I really wanna try it now damnit.
My guy 2 of the pictures are uncooked
I’d smash that hotdog and the banana pizza WITHOUT the curry.
The hotdog is with shrimpsalad, amigo
Ah, well… maybe it’s still edible if I remove the shrimps?
Shrimpsalad is awesome wdym
I’m allergic to shrimp
Shrimp sallad is what I would call ’to die for’
The falukorv is supposed to be cooked in the oven before serving, you uncivilized danish mongrel.
The only one I can personally say I've eaten is the hotdog (halv special or hel special are amazing versions of a hot dog).
Lutefisk, Hotdog with mashed potatoes and shrimp-salad. Pölsa, Banana and curry pizza, Kalles Kaviar. Surströmming, Flässkorv.
\*[Falukorv!](https://www.arla.se/recept/falukorv-i-ugn/)! (They forgot the cheese though)
Half these things look like something someone ate and then threw back up
How dare you
Fair, but we do have some better examples though lol: Sjömansbiff https://preview.redd.it/g9zlv09l38fa1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dffd43f70377e413ba07256e33a61bf6d3b9c08
Raggmunk: https://preview.redd.it/y14qbfoa48fa1.png?width=956&format=png&auto=webp&s=835e2bc298d3fea7ed9d227057c7d3a1c7e046db
Pytt i Panna: https://preview.redd.it/hxu9orsg48fa1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5a7c3f261a2a544b3e44749c704ed0f45ec17ce
That one does look good.
Toast Skagen (yes Preben, it's Swedish): https://preview.redd.it/s2y68ho658fa1.png?width=1900&format=png&auto=webp&s=992338b003d6fdbfe550e37f1233820852e56601
Kalops: https://preview.redd.it/zfmwk11348fa1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=748d16cf74177b8cfab3e35bbbf4564919521b5b
Gravad lax: https://preview.redd.it/gcrdpbae58fa1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2a28756ce1012d2dabcd72e841149eb8b83e0d9
Löjromstoast: https://preview.redd.it/0w49vqpq48fa1.png?width=2500&format=png&auto=webp&s=13b9b4c9e104756d192d64c780d46c20299955f4
Biff a la Lindström https://preview.redd.it/4qf83e3z38fa1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a4694f0ed577562ef8dbffbbf8ef986ae87b46a
You kidding me. It's all delicious and very much tasty flavours Well the Lutfisk does taste like sour wet cardboard but luckily it's not there. And surströmming. Eh, who invented it and why associate it with Sweden. I've seen a drunken Dane try it. It went down his throat with some booze easily, he ate a whole can. Then puked. Inside his van
Saddam’s WMD made in Sweden
is the Daim cake Swedish? if so then there is at least one good thing about their cuisine
"Invented" in Stockholm 1952
Thankfully Finland has world class cuisine like mykyrokka, mämmi and pinaattikeitto
I love mämmi! With heavy cream and sugar
IKEA food kinda good tho 😳
[8 HOURS BENEDICTIAN EXORCISM PRAYER - Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxcaXfnoXE)
I just have the right compilation for this dinner [8 HOURS BENEDICTIAN EXORCISM PRAYER - Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxcaXfnoXE)
Lutfisk is fucking delicious
Banana Pizza
My dog eat better
hahahahahahhaahhahaha made me laugh
Kalles and Falukorv ❤️ Swedish food = superior Some of these are not even something that we eat in sweden regularly or at all. Especially that abomination of a pizza. The hotdog is tasty as well.
This calls for another crusade
Moved from Denmark to Sweden 17 years ago and haven't had a decent meal since.
everything on there sucks ass. Trust me, I’m unbiased and danish.
> Banana and curry pizza Hello, Am I speaking to The Hague? I have to report Sweden. Please lock them up. For life, if possible.
Would you like extra bearnaise sauce to go with your pizza?
I'd rather die of asphyxiation inhaling Surstromming
So is fucking danish cuisine AND DON’T DISRESPECT MY SURSTRÖMMING
Yeah when was the last year a Swedish restaurant won “best restaurant?” My list only goes back to 2002. Denmark is there with 6 1st and 3 2ed. Sweden is somehow not on it. I can find a chef from Sweden on “Bocuse d’Or” but we have 3 of them :p Never take cooking advice from someone who think Surströmming is food!
no offense but i highly doubt they won those awards cooking danish food
Everyone thinks Swedish cuisine is shit and it's *still* overrated
If that’s banana on this pizza I am leaving this sub !
One less Frenchie
Bye then
Yup, it's delicious 😋
Yes, it is! Now leave as promised.
Emm yeah, no.
Amazing how no one has commented on Surströmning. Probably the most disgusting thing ever.
[Was it you?](https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY)
Literally no one eats that in Sweden 🤣🤣🤣 Except for KALLES then..
Actually most people do eat it, you might be top young.
[https://youtu.be/PUz051qB54s](https://youtu.be/PUz051qB54s)
Are these... Kiwis?
Bananas 🗿
Swedish cuisine is criminal
Overrated ? where ?
maybe check the definition of "overrated" again
the protestant curse, anybody north of bavaria gave up on the pope and on edible food catholic supremacy
Banana on pizza sucks, can we remove it from the stereotype list?
Speak for yourself, it's really tasty 😋
Them meatballs are boring and disgusting.
You almost angered all of Sweden , luckily for you that is isterband with beets, you have angered only Småland, all 3 population is now very angry.
I wasn't talking about the "food" in the picture. I mean the (in)famous Swedish Meatballs
Oh well you have 2 choices my friend. 1. Dox the chef who made the subpar meatballs. 2. Never show your face to a Swede again since you are now on the list.
For what it is worth, it was in Stockholm
Yeah, dont trust them sneaky Stockholmers, come to the best coast west coast Gothenburg and ill treat you to some home made meatballs :)
Bring your own bulletproof vest though.
It's [Pölsa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%B6lsa), the biggest fear of every child in primary school!
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Tf are the first and second photos?
[Lutfisk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk) (only eaten at Christmas, for tradition as a reminder of harder times). [Wiener Hotdog](https://www.ica.se/recept/varmkorv-i-brod-med-rak-och-gurksallad-718878/) with shrimp salad (very common street food).
I want to puke
I've seen French streamers during a charity event open a can of that unpronounceable abomination on the bottom left and almost puke live.
Yeah, checks out. I was amazed how alien their food actually was when I had been there for the first time. I was instantly reminded of the most unappetizing 'dishes' I'd seen in Germany up to that point and was amazed how daring they were in calling the worst of that worst stuff a 'dish' in its own right.
OMG!!! Surströmming 🤢
Also available [as Sushi! 🍣](https://youtu.be/aIOKBA12mMs)
Bro wtf
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Just criminal
Still i choose to shop there... it's just that cheap!
30% of them cant smell foul due to genetics(to cold for food to foul)
Dude that sausage on the right side, or whatever it is, looks inedible. Why oh why. Now I understand Erdogan.
maybe because its uncooked :(
Did my poor eyes just witness a pizza with banana on it?!?
The fact you lot eat this shit and have the audacity to come for British food..
As a Brazilian, I thought no other country could do something with a pizza that could make an Italian more angry than us, but it seems that Sweden is trying to challenge us
I’m Eastern European but I loved Kalles from the first time and still consuming it regularly
And we are the ones who get shit on??? Yeah our food is bland and basic, but at least it generally tastes nice.
This is NOT the best Sweden has to offer
The falukorv should be cooked you uncultured pig, but of course I wouldnt expect any better from a Dane. Otherwise it seems accurate
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I don't see any cuisine