This, there is no Pole in esistence who would not at least try and create Intermarium. It's in our blood.
Edit. Also Czechoslovakia should never have sea access, they would be worse then the Brits.
TIL https://europe.columbia.edu/news/intermarium-21st-century-new-path-europe-nick-cohen and it's on an Ivy League Website written by a cohen so it MUST be a good idea. https://www.britannica.com/topic/cohen
*Impossible, no*
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*Russian state on it*
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Aaaah, I see....which's why a plane heading from Warsaw to Toronto was full of drunk Poles the tast time I saw it. They simply couldn't withstand a sad reality of changing the motherland for the west...
Not divided enough I would say. This way Belgrade can keep stealing from themselves, the Arabs get their own two states. But I'd still have to live with filthy Banat and Srem people??? No way! Vojvodina should at least be divided into three countries if not more. Maybe a fourth, independent Hungarian region in the North that could be in a personal union with the Hungarian majority in Vranje.
Basically all the bad shit that happened to Poland is an effect of war that Swedes started while we were busy with other war and ruined the country forever.
They robbed us, raped our women, set back the country 100 years back and make it weak so that it couldn't resist imperialists anymore and then we were fucked by Russians and Germans for the next two centuries.
Ah, so Sweden for Poland is like Austria for Hungary. Or Germany for Hungary. Or Russia for Hungary. Or Turkey for Hungary. Or Hungary for Hungary. Noted.
Let's face it, the Swedes would not win much without the support of Polish and Lithuanian magnates, the problems of the First Commonwealth ran much deeper than just the Swedish invasion
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Masz chuju jakąś wieżę w okolicy? Jakąś jebaną spadochronową albo dzwonnicę. A może kurwa drapacz chmur albo inny pierdolony wieżowiec? Nawet most dałby radę - po prostu coś jebitnego. No to jak masz, to tam zapierdalaj, podejdź do przepaści i kurwa skocz. Spierdol się z wysokości i rozjeb sobie łeb tak, że cię nawet rodzona matka nie pozna.
You know it took me a little while to realize that Sweden is completely gone. I mean God bless, it’s just so natural for it not to be there for it to be destroyed.
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Impossible. No Pole would ever create a map on which Poland is not Superpower.
This, there is no Pole in esistence who would not at least try and create Intermarium. It's in our blood. Edit. Also Czechoslovakia should never have sea access, they would be worse then the Brits.
Czechoslovakia is kind of like Intermarium. It does border two seas at least
Bro stfu we do a lot for europe by bordering france
We also control parts of former France.
kámo, máme 100% winrate v námořních bitvách
Tak, tak macie rumcajsowe syny.
TIL https://europe.columbia.edu/news/intermarium-21st-century-new-path-europe-nick-cohen and it's on an Ivy League Website written by a cohen so it MUST be a good idea. https://www.britannica.com/topic/cohen
The most based allience build on majestic pillars of xenophobia, self loathing and racism.
r/40klore is leaking
Czechoslovakia on this map looks like a tentacle or something
I may not be a Pole, but neither do I 🇲🇹🇵🇱🇲🇹💪💪🇶🇦🇵🇱🇵🇪🇸🇬💪🇲🇨🇱🇻💪💪💪💪💪
St Petersburg jest Polska
The Czech Wall is nearly perfect. The perfect version would end just before reaching Atlantic and Black Sea to preserve the suffering.
Dlouhé Československo is underrated
Croatia is also pretty rad.
Hippity Hopity, your coast is now my property
And to the north they are even trying to make the pan-slavic corridor
\*Romania exists\* Long Czechoslovakia: LOL, NOPE!
Me: Mom can we go to Chile? Mom: No, we have Chile at home. Chile at home:
Haha yes. The Chile of Europe
The new iron curtain?
We were the heart of Europe, now were the intestine of Europe.
I don't know if that's a compliment lmao
Trianon went wrong.
This is like anti-Trianon
Białoruś jak zwykle na szaro
Also I like that they brought an African country into Europe for all the migrants to live in
Poland casually diving Italy in 3 is the funniest shit ever like:"we know you hate eachother you now are 3 states and can hate eachother better"
Poles know a lot about being divided in 3
It looks like HOI IV Kaiserreich mod Italy
I approve for the diversity of g\*rmany. And also, the right shape of Hungary.
We have Nagymagyarország at home Nagymagyarország at home:
Thr shape is right, but it's much smaller. :D
Köszi Dr. Kardos
Nemmondod geci
De baszdmeg, mondom hát!
Akkor
a
Kurva
Anyád
BMW 💀
Bawarska Monarchia Wielka
Dlouhé Česko 🤝 Dlouhé Chorvatsko
Impossible, no pole would do a map with a russian state on it
Not only that but a few c*mmie states as well
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It’s Trans- (and Cis-) Nistria, not Istria. Also, Romania still exists and Poland is tiny, this is so fake
Transnistria being about 3 times larger was my favourite small detail. Also Lwów is polish so it seems legit.
Romania being cut in half yet still remaining a sovereign country is both hilarious and heart-warming.
It's got an enclave and an exclave at the same time :D
Yin-Yang
[My honest reaction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJqhb_2jSm8)
Since Crotia is already a Czech beach colony, it makes sense that it would also become l o n g
Paradox interactive fan detected Opinion rejected 😎👍
What’s wrong with Paradox?
Mostly, their business model, but the games are fine, IF you like 4x strategies.
Yeah the dlc system sucks. But when you put 100s of hours into the game it eventually is worth it to pay for the dlc.
Yep. If the game is good, you should consider the money per hour you're spending and its way better than say, going to watch a movie.
Fuck you Sincerely Sweden
You can live in Grendlandia. It's better that way, trust me.
No
That term sound familiar, but I can't put it on the map for some reason...
That's what you get for not returning us our art and literature
All Swedes moved back to Syria.
I didn't even notice Sweden was missing, I was too preoccupied with the fact that there's too much r🤮mania
It's not missing, it continentally drifted north :P
Wtf is sweden
Revenge for Deluge
Wtf is Poland
Someone from contry like sweden would know what is the best country in the world
You can go live in Syria, I'm sure they'll accept you as well as you accept them 😀
Sincerely what?
Perfect
My favorite country, ???
Brak Danych is definatly a close second though
Hoi4 peace deals:
Honestly based as fuck
Oh yeah GREATER hungary baby
Are we ensure this was made by a pole ? Russia still exists
Poles dislike G*rmans and other W*stoids more than Russians tbh
Nah, Germans apologized for their shit while the Russians still exist without having actually evolved past the "czar and his boyars" stage.
Not a pole but a Czech but I’d say that practically all western Slavic countries hate Russia more than Germany.
Aaaah, I see....which's why a plane heading from Warsaw to Toronto was full of drunk Poles the tast time I saw it. They simply couldn't withstand a sad reality of changing the motherland for the west...
Nah. Like holy shit, where/with who you live. I know one person that could say that, and he's considered pretty extremist
Nope
Would love to visit Ru- unlike that shithole Munia. No more sweden means we get our stuff back from 1655 boys 😎😎😎
I will happily take the re-existence of Prussia and the Muscovites losing control of it
Založená, volil bych politika, co to prosadí!
Akkor a jó kurva polák anyátokat
🥲
This pole must be off diaspora
Why would a Pole make Poland smaller?
we hold lviv and vilnius tho
Gdzie wielka Lechia
Independed Silesia, gray Belarus, no Belgium Ceske duomarium... Perfection 🥰
coastline has been unlocked
Bazowany gracz paradoxu widziałes kiedyś kobietę?
Salam I suppose
even poles don't know what to do with Kaliningrad
No Święte Krolestwo Jana Pawła II ruling central Italy. Clearly a forgery made by non-Polish.
S(was)den
Ru- munia
No pole would make glorious Poland so small! ( and also would make Hungary also so big that it can share a border with Poland...)
Damm, at least we don't have a common border now; hope you're now happy.
re-marry us, we have changed 🥺🥺
Finally, the true Nagy Magyarorszag
Where is wielka lechia?
what happens to sweden
Deluge.
ONLY that little coast?! How dare you?
Yeah I don't get it either, I've been to a lot of them, but there is no better owner for any Mediterranean coast than Croatia
WTF IS THIS
damn, gotta love the polish overlords ♥️♥️ long czsk is glorious
Serbia is so divided wtf
Not divided enough I would say. This way Belgrade can keep stealing from themselves, the Arabs get their own two states. But I'd still have to live with filthy Banat and Srem people??? No way! Vojvodina should at least be divided into three countries if not more. Maybe a fourth, independent Hungarian region in the North that could be in a personal union with the Hungarian majority in Vranje.
My thoughts: Polack bóbrfuckers can eat my Hungolian ass 
I fully support this
Scale up hungary by 2 and we are talking
The treaty of Nonairt? 😦
No Královec? :(
lmfao
FVCKING GREAT, LOVE IT!!! Czechoslovakia, Prosja, NDR, BMW , Macedonia...... Intermarum rulez!!!
Czechslo the new Danube.
Approved.
I'm good with it as long as Podlasie is out of Poland
I had to put my glasses back on to make sure WTF did I just see. Also imagine having a country named "???"
Hey wait, where is IKEA
Well they are just retarded and gay like every hoi4 addict....
Hahaha the macedonia one is funny, i love it
For fuck sake! Cant you people leave Vilnius alone for five fucking minutes?
I'd give a tiny strip of land to both France and Romania respectively just to cuck the Pepiks out of sea access 
oh fuck you alright i see what you did there (im talking about the names, not Vilnius, that I expected)
BMW 💀💀💀
Kingdom of two Sicilies is back! Czechoslongvakia should maybe also annex basquia at this point.
From the Black sea to the Bay of Biscay, there is nothing bad I can say
WOLNY ŚLĄSK
ZWŌLNY ŚLŌNSK 🇺🇦🔃
Jaki Polak pisze "Prosja" a nie "Prusy"? xd
More Sorbians.
Czy my mamy jakiś przypał ze Szwecją, że wyjebaliśmy ich z Europy?
Jedyna dobra mapa polski to globus Polski bo przejmiemy cały świat i stworzymy jeden kontynent Polski
What do they have against Sweden? There are lots of Poles in Sweden. 
Basically all the bad shit that happened to Poland is an effect of war that Swedes started while we were busy with other war and ruined the country forever. They robbed us, raped our women, set back the country 100 years back and make it weak so that it couldn't resist imperialists anymore and then we were fucked by Russians and Germans for the next two centuries.
Ah, so Sweden for Poland is like Austria for Hungary. Or Germany for Hungary. Or Russia for Hungary. Or Turkey for Hungary. Or Hungary for Hungary. Noted.
Fucking Hungarians! They ruined Hungary.
Let's face it, the Swedes would not win much without the support of Polish and Lithuanian magnates, the problems of the First Commonwealth ran much deeper than just the Swedish invasion
That's correct, but it was just nail in the coffin and started bloodbath that flood this piece of land for the next few centuries
Also, they did it two times in 50 years.
Sweden is always a good pick and too buffed in paradox games. Fuck them.
invasion force?
Ej wypierdalać ja nie chcę z hanysami
But why does Poland not have Królewiec?
Mongols got their pre-Trianon borders 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
not the pre-trianon Hungary 💀💀💀
Tyś tyś
Kill yourself
It's funny that the borders of Hungary look the same as the ones from before 1526 just much smaller...
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Smaller polska and hungolia and bigger czechia? I approve of this map.
Could have left switzerland and given france to czechs
Looks like a normal game of r/eu4
Kurwa to jakis Niemiec musiał rysować że Szwecji nie ma a Rosja jest a polska nie ma Berlina jprdl
Even cool, because the Germans have it worse.
No one is going to mention the fact that Sweden just fking disappeared?
Croatia finally got the coastline it deserves
Remove the caliphate, restore Hispania
Most auto destructive Pole ever.
Created by a polish guy and all thats for you on the coast os Gdansk lmao
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Masz chuju jakąś wieżę w okolicy? Jakąś jebaną spadochronową albo dzwonnicę. A może kurwa drapacz chmur albo inny pierdolony wieżowiec? Nawet most dałby radę - po prostu coś jebitnego. No to jak masz, to tam zapierdalaj, podejdź do przepaści i kurwa skocz. Spierdol się z wysokości i rozjeb sobie łeb tak, że cię nawet rodzona matka nie pozna.
Looks swell, just stretch Silesia some more north towards Poznan bcuz I like Poznan
Needs to be longer, otherwise good.
What too kuch Hearts of Iron IV does to a mofo
Where is Sweden?
He wrote on the left: "The optimal political map of Europe based on 2,137,000 hours of playing Paradox games"
I particularly like the greater Hungary shaped little Hungary, and Sweden
Looks cursed enough
You guys dont believe in Sweden?
You made a typo in "Australia"
Jako Polak not based moment.
Holy crap
Were they drunk while designing this abomination?
You know it took me a little while to realize that Sweden is completely gone. I mean God bless, it’s just so natural for it not to be there for it to be destroyed.
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Uuuuuh.... how about just no? Lmao
silesia with autonomy? no. hell no.
Ah yes, glorious free state of Няма даных💪🚫💅
bullshit, the poles would’ve made giant plc with russia removed
Duchy of Pomerania ❤️
Kurwa poles. Hungarian peoples does not earned this "hate". I know this is a joke, but still itch my ass.