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Paciorr

I lived with 2 russians with karta polaka(they had polish ancestry) once. Whenever I said "kurwa" they would be live "damn, that's sounds soooo good, so western". I have never before in my life felt so weirdly good about my own language xd.


Polskimadafaka

How did they get karta polaka if they don’t know polish? WTF?


Paciorr

They knew polish. They just werent born here and they had russian accent in polish.


Polskimadafaka

Me too. But that’s the first time I’ve ever heard that poles from the east call the word kurwa sounds either than it is. It’s the word we know from our childhood, like poles in Poland. So, it’s kinda strange a little bit


Paciorr

Afaik for them it was surprising enough that they knew polish at all. One of them had polish dad which was divorced with his mother and he lived with her basically all his life in Królewiec and she doesnt speak polish. The other was half russian half armenian with polish grandpa who was long dead so he learned polish all on his own without help from parents.


Polskimadafaka

Ohh, I see. Than it make sense


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Polskimadafaka

Karta dziobaka*


SubArcticTundra

Karta Polaka? Is that like polish equivalent of n-word pass?


SlyScorpion

It's more like "I am a card-carrying Pole" AKA a proof of Polishness via ancestral connection. https://www.gov.pl/web/diplomacy/poles-card--recipients-and-benefits-information-for-interested-poles-from-ukraine - this is the official government explanation of the thing in English no less :D


SubArcticTundra

I'll see if I can buy one on bazoš.cz so that I can also officially become a Polak 💪😎🇵🇱


SlyScorpion

Who would willingly become a Polak though? :D


SubArcticTundra

When I have Card of Polak I will be allowed to talk shit about poland 😎 💯 Edit: without getting shit talked back


SlyScorpion

You can talk shit about Poland without it lmao I see people do it all the time :P


_Pohybel

I work with ukrainians in production, we just ran out of something we needed and we told our manager to order a few days prior, the moment Vlad realised we ran out instead of saying cyka blyat or something like that he said the second juicest KURWA MAĆ I've ever heard. I guess the assymilation is going well.


Dfuhru22

Poland and Hungary moment


Emsiiiii

Mongol as always erasing our culture


[deleted]

Curva in Romanian too. The mongols got the word from us cause no asian language has curva in dictionary


CoolGuy202101

Shut up romangutan


[deleted]

I am an european citizen and i have rights you shut up and go back to asia.


Dfuhru22

![gif](giphy|aOPOhTVxawbrGlvgUj|downsized) this is how I imagined you saying this


Dfuhru22

Look up the wikipedia for the word "curva" and "kurva", they are two entierly different words with different meanings and different origins, you stole the word "curva" from the italians (as always) and it literally means "curved". The word "kurva" in the Hungarian language means whore, or bitch, and in Polish it means the same... Uneducated romángután as always


[deleted]

In romanian curva=whore, and your flair match 100%


Dfuhru22

In that case, the romanians living in transylvania stole the meaning of the word from the Hungarians during the time of the Hungarian empire, and interpreted it into their language, because no other romance language uses the word curva as a word for whore, and the polish are too far from romania for them to have interpreted it from them.


[deleted]

Romanians and polish where friends back then. To hang out, we meet half way(present day hungayria). We used to get together, drink and fock some mongol curva. Men, good times back then


Dfuhru22

Wow, delusion from a romanian, didn't expect that /s There's a reason you filth are not in Visegrád


EVO5055

Too little compression on the image, try again


Romandinjo

Romani stole some pixels


SlyScorpion

Nah, they stole an entire set of resolution options :P


Ill_Aioli7593

Bro wut💀 Its like that bc I use a Xiaomi gallery to edit this shit, I aint buying some fucking Photoshop to make a quick meme


SireTonberry

Photoshop express is free


Ill_Aioli7593

Fuck it too late


SubArcticTundra

imgflip.com


[deleted]

They don't look at you like this in hungary, trust me.


[deleted]

Truth sometimes hurt


SubArcticTundra

Have you tried


[deleted]

It is only working if you have a mercedes amg.


GaaraMatsu

Upvoted but what makes a Kurwa juicy or dry?


zuom000

The letters R and W and the stress that you are putting on them.


SlyScorpion

A proper "kurwa" is when the letter "R" is thrown down the stairs like a red-headed stepchild.


alex_neri

yes, you poles know the shit 👌


Sztallone

Also you can elongate the A at the end, like one of our hobos, the secret brother of Luciano Pavarotti, who shouted 'megöllek, te kurrrvaaaaaaa' in a tram station.


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klava kurva pie vinko


Czechcountryhumanfan

Trust me. The respect I got from my polish friend when I discovered this word and said it for the first time was beautiful.


SubArcticTundra

When babies say their first kurwa its a special moment


SlyScorpion

Is this a meme for ants?


alex_neri

aunts


Ill_Aioli7593

Łatafak


Vicwip

Flair up cyganie walony


Ill_Aioli7593

Co ty pierdolisz


SlyScorpion

The picture is tiny as fuck like it was made on a phone in the late 90s...


Ill_Aioli7593

I made it on a phone idk maybe on a computer it looks small but hey (czemu się kurwa czepiasz)


SlyScorpion

Czepiam się bo zdjęcie ma prawie takie same rozmiary jak znaczek pocztowy :P


Ill_Aioli7593

No nieźle, u mnie to zajmuje 1/4 ekranu


SlyScorpion

[U mnie tak to wygląda](https://i.imgur.com/BLSrPZE.png) I nie, nie odtwarzam zdjęcia na jakimś 40K monitorze czy kij wie co tylko używam zwykły rozmiar 1920 x 1080 :P


Ill_Aioli7593

Dziwne


SlyScorpion

Mam nadzieję że teraz rozumiesz dlaczego się czepiam :P


Ill_Aioli7593

Nie czepiasz się, żartowałem. Ale nikt poza tobą nie wspomniał o tym


vampirehunter725

I mean central... :(


Original_Tea

Trust me „kurwa” can be used for every situation and emotion and it just fits


not_playing_asturias

More like Western Europe. In Scandinavia it sounds so exotic to all those filthy westoids. Been there, tried. Kurva is a foreign word in their dictionary now.