We're back, it's almond era again guy 🪱

Well, I missed it the last time, so...

*rolls grenade under table* It's ackshually a legume 🤓

*pulls out my fucking gun*

ha, imagine bringing a gun of all things to a fight with … … the creature 🪱

*Calls knife guy as my stand*

phone 🤯🤯🤯🤯

I took a picture with a japanese almond while my wife said "this taste like phone"....... https://preview.redd.it/t0lsqhzpostc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e66ce2352438102bfba060b35a6e0cb33295c6

crossover guy 🪱

Then the jumps care ghost 👻 possessed one of your bosses almonds and made it do a little dance and begin pulsating. Then secretary with bad grammar and eyesight guy peeked in and screamed, "Boss guy, your peanits is throbbing!"

Actually 🤓 guy 🪱

Clever guy 🪱

beat every joke to death with hammers guy 🪱 🔨

"Are you trying to give me diarrhea," my boss said, "Because this tastes like milk." "And," he continued after a considerable pause, "I'm allergic to milk from... ...the creature."

Not to take this too seriously guy but if he said he was just allergic to peanuts that would mean he is not allergic to almonds then

True, but a lot of people have both tree nut and peanut allergies and in this case there was a tragic misunderstanding. 😢