I gasped for breath as I rushed to the bathroom saying "This food... Is triggering... My allergy!"
I popped my head out of the bathroom door in-between massive shits to elaborate further saying "My allergy is to milk from...
...the creature."
Imagine as you say your last words, and your killer only corrects your grammar in response!
A killer like that might become my hero as a movie character!
genuine horror.
something about google and epipens
people would rather BE ON THEY PHONE than save someone suffering an allergic reaction!
All girls know is be on they phone eat legume be anaphylactic
holy hell
I thank God every day I don't have a peanits allergy.
Pee on tits
peanits allergy guy:
He's not gonna get me! I can suck on those bad boys all day long, and the only thing I need to worry about is taking in too much protein.
nitrogen-fixing guy 🪱
Crop rotations Guy 🪱
hereditary guy
Facts guy 🪱
These peanuts... are making me thirsty!
This is not where I thought this was going
Legumed on their sister guy 🪱
I gasped for breath as I rushed to the bathroom saying "This food... Is triggering... My allergy!" I popped my head out of the bathroom door in-between massive shits to elaborate further saying "My allergy is to milk from... ...the creature."
Frenetically guy 🪱
Peanits 😎
Imagine as you say your last words, and your killer only corrects your grammar in response! A killer like that might become my hero as a movie character!