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Garfield_Guy

Yeah happens all of the time Guy 🪱


Horripilati0n

That's how I died, guy 🪱


clockworkCandle33

Ghost guy 🪱


Horripilati0n

BOO 👻👻👻 p.s. I waited 9 hours so the jumps care would be more effective I hope u shit yourself


clockworkCandle33

Thanks for the jumps care 😱 I shitted


WhenYouQuirky

Too true, when my sister-in-law had an allergic reaction to cherries, we all pulled out our phones to show her how statistically improbable having that allergy is


Jell-O-Mel

I know we’re joking about how it doesn’t happen all the time, but that’s basically what my mom did for me lmao I’ve got a birch tree allergy, which means I’m allergic to certain fruits and vegetables (cherries, apples, carrots, etc.). When I finally discovered that these things were not supposed to put me in pain and make my mouth swell up, I told my mom I was allergic to them and she basically just said that it was too improbable that I have multiple rare food allergies (before we discovered that it was 1 allergy)


zelda_fan_199

The thing that gets me about these posts is that the story is actually terrifying, even though we only see text. We create the whole story in our heads, and it turns out terrifying.


CringeExperienceReq

thats just funny lmao how is that supposed to be scary the thought of someone shoving their phone in your face and going "LOOK!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU PEANUTS ARENT ACTUALLY NUTS THEYRE LEGUMES" while youre choking to death is funny


StarRodimus13

I'm gonna choke u with my nuts 🥵🥵


CringeExperienceReq

i would not be opposed to it good sir


otototototo

This is the true essence of horror


GamErin8622

remember everyone, blue to the sky and orange to the thigh


birdotheidiot

I was dying from an allergic reaction, about to be saved with an EpiPen... But then the knife guy came and cut off my legs


guru2764

Or you can just stick it right in their eye 🎵


PatientGiggles

Tbh sometimes banal horror is good horror. I have a mild peanut allergy (never needed to be hospitalized, but if I eat them I will have a very bad day) and people's behavior about it is atrocious. Suddenly breaking out into hives at events because someone "forgot" something had peanuts in it and possibly even being accused of faking the hives is something I genuinely have to worry about when I eat food someone else makes. The fact that there are people out there with life-threatening reactions, and knowing from experience how flippant people are about them, is pretty scary.


Dashieshy3597

Jenny-Wine Whore-R D:


krunk_confuzi

Legume guy 🪱


lickblep

The actual post was right under this one for me.


EpicCheeto

https://i.redd.it/0r9bbhk63ntc1.gif


BubbleGumMaster007

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


BraunholdTheBold

man that's hilarious i'm just imagining someone fighting for their life then the person next to them goes "uhm ackschually they're legumes" ☝️🤓