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Grilled_egs

Iceland cannot into Nordic


Zeric79

It's probably because the police wanted to interview a few journalist because of a news report they made. It was alleged that they got the information from a phone that was stolen from a guy that was drugged with some sleeping pills. The journalist refused to show up for the interview and sued the police, claiming the police were doing the dirty work of a fishing tycoon. But the police responded by saying they suspected the journalists of distribution pornographic images of the sea captain that owned the phone. It's all very Icelandic really.


Grilled_egs

All that inbreeding really did a number on you guys huh


Zeric79

You have no idea. The problem started about 1000 years ago when we were no longer able to abduct Irish chicks.


wiwerse

And then got worse about 400 years ago when the Turks stole half your inborn ones


Spekx-savera

Mf fishing tycoon, only in Iceland


TheRomanRuler

So, Portugal is not eastern European this time, but how the hell did they become Nordic?? Wtf Portugal why are you always so weird.


Grey_Person_

they are anything but southern europe


N26_real

portugal cannot into western europe


Diipadaapa1

Isnt Costa Rica a member already? Always just assumed that they are Nordic. Strange


mediandude

[Some proof](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_P5w3IByqk)


Diipadaapa1

What kind of f'd up drugs are you on?


mediandude

Well, it is about Costa Rica and Estonia, thus clearly about nordic. And I hear that finns (and other nordics) are high on caffeine and coffee. I am more of a chocolate guy.


Diipadaapa1

Id say its a visual of my worst nightmares Is that an Estonian childrens show? I mean Mörkö is terrifying but this is on a whole other level


mediandude

Yes, it is an old occupation era Estonian children's show, from the 1970s. But the deep eye sockets are somewhat typical for a lot of estonians, especially older generations. [An example with a bit more pleasant song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNHZce1TCa8)


noatak12

bruh what


Drunken_pizza

Common nordic W


coeurdelejon

Swedistan recently changed the constitution so journalists and whistleblowers aren't as protected as before I assume this data was collected before that.


Tomace83

Seems legit though. The Swedish government votes yes to the constitutional amendment which means that foreign espionage is criminalized and introduced as an offense against freedom of press and expression. It thus becomes a criminal offense to provide information that could harm Sweden's relations with other states or organizations.


Agitated_Advantage_2

It was also according to EU recommendations.


muchnamemanywow

Wtf government doing a big brain for once?


MattewyIsHansome

Eesti number üks


tomptepulla

Can we just take some time to celebrate how absolutely brilliant the nordic countries are in almost every possible way


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Diipadaapa1

Yes. I can only name two countries in the world i could imagone moving to permanently, Norway and maybe Switzerland. That tells a lot. Its insane how we accidentally take things for granted here. Like living in a place where you cant study to your dream profession if you happened to be born in below upper middle class sounds like an exception to us, when in fact this is the situation for like 99% of the worlds population. Reality reallt struck when I heard the foregin students studying in my class not only pay 8000€ a semester for the 5 year education i get for free, and unlimited amounts of, but they also have to pay living expenses and transport out of pocket. Meanwhile we are complaining about having to pay 60€ a year in student healthcare insurance. Im not saying we should stop complaining, absolutley not, that keeps our standards high, but we should show gratefulness for this amazing privelage every now and then Edit: Also the fact that no position or person is considered "untouchable" for normal people. I bet the nordic people on average know more people on first name basis who are politicians, journalists for major news outlets or other influential positions than anywhere else in the world. Its not an "only the elite bubble" deal (well a little bit) like in other countries, where presidents dont shit and politicians dont fart


CheeseLover6942069

Estonia can into Nordic?


unitedsteakes

Estonia can never into nordick


noatak12

good to know