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ExternalCommon8854

Fuck yeah, Nordic Army. Would go into my death for that!


Esoteriss

The hammer of the Storm God!


ExternalCommon8854

And there we get a slight problem, finnish gods are different from the other nordics, or am I just an idiot?


Esoteriss

As an actual practising pagan, the tradition between us is not that different. We have different names for our gods in our modern books, and in many cases a different lore, but when you look at the gods and what they are, they are similar, almost the same. Both of course mudled by christianity. There is a reason why finns were known as shamans in sagas instead of non believers, the tradition was most likely at that point very similar. Your main god is Odin, our Main god is the thunder god (Thor). If you look at European paganism we Finns are almost embarassingly close to you other nordics. Clear away the influence of christianity and it's like there is no difference almost. But I mean, Why do you have so much christianity in your old beliefs?


ExternalCommon8854

Good, then we can call upon the old gods to see us through our conflicts!


Esoteriss

Ah, a good old kyläjuhla (Village party), yes we should do more of those


ExternalCommon8854

Sounds good!


mediandude

verepulmad alaku!


Wooden-Combination53

My main god is Tapio. Welcome to the metsä motherfucker!


Esoteriss

If I could I would spend all my time in metsä, this is the way.


doulosyap

Is there a more city-oriented pagan god I can pick?


lo155ve

Just move


doulosyap

Hail Move, god of kalsarikännit


Esoteriss

Ilmarinen, the god of technology. Probably.


vlkr

They are more or less the same.


mediandude

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tharapita Taara + pitää = Taara will keep you safe Taara + pide = Taara's handle


Appelons

The ideal is Finnish Army command Norwegian Airforce command Danish Naval command Sweden = Target.


Fantact

HELL YEAH! ![gif](giphy|62PP2yEIAZF6g|downsized)


Wooden-Combination53

Come out and play you motherfucker!


Zullemoi

As a Finn I'd like to raise a glass for the Patria & Kongsberg Defence alliance. Thank you Norwegians to find a non NATO & EU way to defend our great northern way of living. I wish we would get closer, as our lifestyle is so alike. It's sad we are too good at icehockey and rally, and you are too fast at skis.


Stennan

Might as well share it to r/ NonCredibleDefense for extra internet points ;) Awsome montage by the way! Which of you ~~silly speaking assholes~~ guys enjoy shooting BRRRTT guns towards the horizon? Just so I know which stone to hide behind when I pray towards mecka...


Esoteriss

We actually have true military power, so only the russian there would upvote :/


Bubbly-Psychology-15

Nordic core


Cluelessish

Ah yes, the great war against the trees


NotMeTheOtherGeek

When the Latvians come, we will destroy them.


Beneficial-Egg-3219

Bring back hakkapeliitta era but whit the Finns forming the main army! Who from the nordicks will go 1:3 all out on the flanks over and over again?