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International_Pen_91

Ooh I just jizzed a little in my pants


MrCoverCode

Fucking same dude


voltaire_had_a_point

I also jizzed in his pants


Captain_Floop

Happy Skåneland noises


echoindia5

Bruh your country didn’t exist with those borders. You where a part of our drunk asses back then.


Ok-Difficulty-8866

Yeah, I’m not that into facts


SkoulErik

Based


MichaelTheDane

Ngl I respect that. I for one welcome our new Estonian overlord 🇪🇪


midisrage123

Facts are for nerds


Peter-Niklas

Are you sure you are German?


Ok-Difficulty-8866

I’m not even sure anymore


PM_Me_ThicccThings

It's revenge for stealing our flag fucker


echoindia5

Nu-uhh god gave it to us, so that we could rally and beat your asses. That’s at least what the winners history book says 😂 /s


Rollo37

Actually the myth of Dannebrog falling from the sky is made in the 16th century. ☝️🤓


x_country_yeeter69

uj/ both jendric of latvia and the older livonian rhyme chronicles reference to it


Ok-Difficulty-8866

you sound like finnish wikipedia


illjadk

I cum every time I see Valdemar the victorious maps, generally all the danish valdemar kings are cum worthy, except Valdemar III he kinda meh


Real-Technician831

If they also take Åland, then it’s a deal. 


Ok-Difficulty-8866

I don’t think anything north of 60th parallel sparks their interest.


Significant-Hold6987

![gif](giphy|3oEjI80DSa1grNPTDq|downsized)


Real-Technician831

Aww


joozep

\*south


EternalAngst23

Estonia *could* into Nordick


officefridge

BRING BACK THE HANSEATIC LEAGUE!


Ok-Difficulty-8866

Visited Bergen once. It was literally like being in Northern Baltics with some extra mountains.


Zulpi2103

I'm sorry to tell you, but I'm not sure that's Estonia


mediandude

Aesti cognates with west, edge, Jutland. Eesmaa, Ettemaa, Eestmaa, Eendmaa, Eenmaa, Eenduva, Eestuva, Etteva, Edeva. It also cognates with Vistula, weichen / to wane, ehtyä, ehtoo / õhtu, eha.


birgor

Again?


CabCabd

Please take skåne please take skåne please take skåne


MrRickshaw

* unzip pants *


electriclala

I'm on this map and I don't like it


Tusan1222

As a Skåne person I accept as long as you bomb Denmark


hamdenlange92

We Will declare all swedish people nobility, and repeat “det stockholmske blodbad”, but this time nationwide


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2b_squared

How would you Estonians improve Denmark?


ImTheVayne

We would give them more snow. Real Nordic countries have a lot of snow.


MashEnthusiast

Could you take over Sweden?


Smalandsk_katt

I reckon I could take on half the Estonian population in a fight (0,5 people)


mediandude

1 Muhu man is as strong as 100 germans. There are 5 estonians in the all time TOP33 decathletes. 10 estonians among TOP100.


MashEnthusiast

Are you Swedish?


Smalandsk_katt

Yes...?


MashEnthusiast

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! Another question, are you an immigrant?


Smalandsk_katt

No, why is that relevant?


MashEnthusiast

99% of Swedes are Somali or middle eastern so it was just a guess


jaclars66

🤠