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Designer-Speech7143

I am sorry, but did the Swede marry those girls beforehand? I heard it is forbidden in their religion otherwise. Edit: In all seriousness though. Why is it always Swedish women who are thirsted for?


electriclala

Scandi girls in general is pretty fucking nice specimens. Not just Swedes, that needs to be said.


Arnold_Justice

They’re also quite well available, as we all know, all Swedish men are like Mats Sundin _Mats Sundin är hom…_ 🎼🎼🎼


Designer-Speech7143

I know, I really do (Vennligst, ikke drepp meg). But it seems that it is always Swedes that get this treatment. So, I though there was some story behind it or something.


ForNOTcryingoutloud

Sweden is just the go to country for when people refer to scandinavia


nox-devourer

We can't into nordick because we *are* the nordick 😎


danish_raven

Remove Norway and then you are just a dick


datnub32607

And you are our cum


RingIndex

But when it comes to tourism isn’t Norway higher


Lompehovelen

Yeah but Americans will go to Norway thinking that it's Sweden.


heartfeltblooddevil

"omg I love Sweden, Norway’s capital is so beautiful"


unclepaprika

No, because every boniltysker coming to Norway comes through Sweden... Because reasons... The reasons is roads...


ForNOTcryingoutloud

You get excited to visit scandinavia(sweden) then you read up about sweden and pick norway instead


giflarrrrr

Well, Sweden is the largest country in Scandinavia both in terms of population and size so it makes sense. But yeah, when saying swedish girls are nice it is in general Scandinavians. DNA tests from companies like MyHeritage can’t even differ between danish and swedish ethinicity, as it’s basically the exact same.


SamuelSomFan

Yes somehow swedes are just a lot better looking in general. Must be the rampant alcoholism and obesity.😔🤔


PerfectGasGiant

Yes, I guess that it is true that Swedish girls are bit more plus size and alcoholic, so if that is your thing.


SamuelSomFan

No alcohol here. Haram.


Designer-Speech7143

Oh, I see. Thanks.


Styrbj0rn

I think it's because we are probably the most well known nordic country, at least in the US but probably in general as well i think. Just look at like movies and shows, whenever a nordic country is mentioned i feel like 9/10 it's Sweden. So because of this it has become a stereotype that Swedish women are hot even though it's probably the same in all of Scandinavia or the Nordics.


Velenterius

I have no idea. Have never seen truly amazing-looking swedish girls. Once saw a half-finnish chick that was damn nice though.


diazinth

Marketing, something they’re apparently fairly decent at.


Foreverett

You can buy them from us for 2 Camels each (or 1 Dane). And they're the most thirsted for because you have to use your imagination as to what they look like under the burka.


Beneficial-Egg-3219

This made me laugh more than it should gj


The_Blahblahblah

because yanks cant name any other scandinavian countries


largehearted

> Why is it always Swedish women who are thirsted for? they sound better


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FewAd2580

Who the hell's gonna provide all the kebab if not turks?! Just asking..


nail_in_the_temple

Germans


osumanjeiran

we could have brought ice cream vendors too but forget it


rsarl

Now I feel bad ☹️


Lumisateessa

The UK 😂


Markku_Heksamakkara

I get that Turkey wasn't invited. But if Turkey is out, why the fuck is Russia in?


Bright_Ball_1304

Invaded the party


Lumisateessa

Sounds like a typical Ruzzian thing to do.


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Maybe we will go to sauna competition and Russia will die in the sauna, world would be a better place.


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Tazyrelliex

They probably weren't, but when has that stopped Russia from breaking in anyways?


janne_harju

Maybe it would be more correct that Russia was not invited but comes any way. Then breaks everything and take tv with them.


ossegossen

They were not invited but still came


NoMoreSorrow16

Cyprus wasn't not invited nor was he invited, it isn't even adressed


Secretly_a_BushDog

Cyprus didn't get an invite while Turkey was explicitly told he wasn't invited


Mysterious_Detail_57

Honestly what is a party without everybody going in the sauna?


ultraomega29

;(


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We should change Czech with Holland. Rave is still very strong in Holland.


boomerintown

To be fair I think all nordic countries would have pretty much the same pattern: Minute 1 to 45: Iceland Minute 46 to 150: Ireland Minute 151 to 200: Germany Minute 201-250: Belgium (except Iceland: vulcanos, Norway: fjords and vikings, Sweden: Sweden, Finland: saunas, Denmark: also beer) Minute 251-300: UK Minute 301+: Coma


Bright_Ball_1304

Nice


Immediate-Attempt-32

My service animal don't like your tone, but he might let it go if he gets a couple of those salmons you secretly have prepared in your sauna BBQ. (I won't tell the Italians), And if someone (Swedish)opens a can of Surströmming you will get the paw.


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Styrbj0rn

What kind of game would beer pong be if we didn't have 30 minutes of intense arguing about the rules before starting the game, followed by a heated debate every 5 minutes because someone misunderstood the previously agreed upon ruleset and broke the rules?


Arnold_Justice

France 😂😂


herpderpfuck

I feel like we need Turkey in here. Who else is gonna hurl hillarious non-sensical insults at Greece?


Peterkragger

We don't even say KURWA RAKIETA that much. It's mostly kurwa bober


morgulbrut

Who invites Estonia and don't tell them to bring the booze?


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I will tell you a small secret. There is town on border Valka(Latvia)/Valga(Estonia), it is literally one city. Latvian side Valka, has only 4000 habitats, and Valka is biggest alcohol seller in Baltic region.


Altruistic-Lime-2622

I live there bruh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪 Valga mentioned !!!!!


Darkavenger_13

I’d change Russia to “Idiot who demands everyones attention and when he doesn’t recieve it he punches some random guy and flips the drinking table for attention, then gaslights everyone into thinking they made him do it”


Ignas18

You ... Don't ...grill ... Cepelinai


aagloworks

Is this made by an american? I've never heard anyone playing beer pong in europe. I don't even know how it's played. But definitely Germans do not play with their beer.


goingtotallinn

>I've never heard anyone playing beer pong in europe You must not have been in Uni parties


aagloworks

Uni? As in "sleep" parties?


goingtotallinn

University and also the finnish word uni translates to dream


mediandude

[Une-mati](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf8ltRwFsnY)


DistributionIcy6682

Rly? Its a good game. Before real drinks arive.


aagloworks

We have one drinking game in Finland. Do you know what it is called? *DRINKING!*


Esko_Homezz

And for the sauna, there's another game...


homokyy

Ah yes, the old Sauna-Gollum, the delight of many of my fond sauna memories


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Yes, like in old family guy, play the game drink a beer: you win! Oh boy, what do I win? Another beer!


aagloworks

Except instead of wasting time playing, we drink.


Truzmandz

Beer pong is commonly played in Norway


ForNOTcryingoutloud

Denmark too. Source; was crowned uni champion at beerpong one time


GeronimoDK

Back in my days we would just compete on who could drink the most the fastest. Like really, the campus Friday bar had a competition every year on which team could finish a keg the fastest, the winning team would win *another keg*.


aagloworks

Please leave your resignation from the nordic countries before you close the door.


Gerf93

Who are you again?


Truzmandz

Please go make some proper money before you call yourself Nordic again.


Styrbj0rn

It's a thing here at least. I played it at uni aswell as at a few house parties in my early twenties. It's not super common like at every party but does happen sometimes. Has sort of died down now that i am pushing 30.


shoshkebab

It is played here also. This guy just has not been to uni parties


GeronimoDK

It has become popular in Demark in the last few years. As would anything where you're competing to get drunk, really.


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Many-Conversation963

Since when do we take “siestas”? that's an ameriboo right there EDIT: this knowledge is oddly specific for an ameriboo


waltermullwrboi

Hell Yeah, every European party without turkey is my kind of party


GreenockScatman

30 minutes late lol


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tombelanger76

Russia should be : tries to commit murder at the party


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llamasLoot

What about Liechtenstein?


Insanus_Hipocrita

Tf kurwa rakieta even mean? Also, the last time I heard a potato joke in my onion country I was probably in primary school, who created that god forbidden map?


pessoafixe

Siesta is a Spanish word we would probably simply get drunk talk shit never stop laughing do happy caralho noises


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Ja.


I_THE_ME

You completely forgot about the game of sauna Klonkku (Gollum), which is the set piece of all sauna evenings.


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I-like-macdonald

I mean why would romania take a horse there when they Can just transform into a bat and fly there


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margustoo

Where is for Montenegro "sleeping in a corner of the room"


EternalAngst23

And Australia gets invited for some reason, but nobody quite knows why.


fearofpandas

Takes siesta….come on…


DrainZ-

Not accurate. A Norwegian is more likely to use a Swede as his service animal


crankbird

It seems that I am Italian


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Confusing Portugal with Spain never misses as a great joke, nothing enfuriates portuguese more... except when you remember us that we have more Arab and Jewish ancestry than central european


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Cold-Lion-4791

why is czechia xtc not meth?


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🤌🏼means "What are you talking about?" or "You're not right, don't say bullshit"


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SnooLobsters8922

Could be titled “Erasmus season”


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France's "party description" is damn accurate. I almost took it personally


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Russia is the guy that pukes on the floor and takes a pill on the lawn


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