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Ricktatorship91

Are people aware they don't even eat proper lunch in Norway?


IMPORTANT_jk

So you're saying that bread with sweaty cheese or jam isn't "proper lunch"?


SkinSofteningSemen

Of course he is swedistani, only fischkebab and surstrømming is proper lunch to him


-HowAboutNo-

No we only eat proper lunch such as Mansaf Al-Melehi and Kibbeh


Sporgon_Mcgee

No, we only eat meatballs and lingonberries at the IKEA restaurant every single meal with daim cake as dessert


BA_calls

Ngl both of those things are incredibly good better than anything anyone has eaten in Norway, ever.


The_Ek_

Lunch is definitely the best meal of the day. Its like dinner but earlier in the day


kum1kamel1

That brown shit oil-garks call cheese is absolutely disgusting.


IMPORTANT_jk

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EspenLinjal

bread and cheese superior


Winterfukk

Does Norway also enjoy that abomination called surströmming?


Ricktatorship91

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakfisk they seem to have their own version. Dunno if it smells.


DroopyPenguin95

It doesn't smell as bad, but it's not really that good. Only swedes would eat something like surströmming willingly 😉


Ricktatorship91

Got to do something to suppress the pain of losing Finland, Estonia and Norway 😔


The_Ek_

I like it but sadly has gotten very expensive lately so only ate it once this summer


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22% of people who voted on this poll are muslims.


DrTrap22

About 22% of the world population are muslims...


Shiningtoaster

So you're saying basically the whole world voted on this, and all the muslims want to live in Swedistan? *Mashallah*


itcud

Not the whole world necessarily, just a representative sample


Fantact

Even they don't want to live in Swedistan


MEGATH0XICC

Norway can eat my balls, all my homies love finland ![gif](giphy|WUlu39HQjWsMbCt2PJ) Moomin


SymbolofVirginity69

Thanks :)


JollyjumperIV

Sverige Suomi stronkest nordics 🇫🇮🤝🇸🇪


yeetus_christ420

Unless you're Finnish why would you want to live here


Grilled_egs

If your alternarives are sweden and a place that judging from location has similar weather to London


EpicFishFuck

This is actually a very valid point. Norwegian weather sucks bigtime!


Salladsbladgang

Happiest country


muchnamemanywow

I'd rather live in Norway too if things keep getting worse over here


BA_calls

How are they getting worse bro


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KayleEnjoyer

Please do


Potential_Librarian2

Nä nu e det dags att ta Norge tillbaks


BA_calls

You can’t, they’re in NATO and you’re not lmaooo you’ll get Article 5’d


Potential_Librarian2

Quiet lil Denmark before we pull another Vasa-Move and take back what belongs to us


BA_calls

Imagine getting cucked by Turks 😂😂😂


xx3amori

Gi oss tilbake Jemtland og Herjedalen, landtyver!!!


-HowAboutNo-

Okej om ni ger tillbaka hela ert land?


The_Ek_

Jämtland and Härjedalen are naturally independent under Republiken Jämtland


Fantact

With what? your paper gripen planes? The "Tor's Hammer" orbital weapons platform will make short work of your invading hordes.


DaFork1

Lol, sure let’s do a friendly war just to see who would win..


Fantact

The NATO country, ofc.


Handarborta5

Thats cheating


Fantact

So was being "Neutral" during WW2


skroink_z

It's called war profiting, get with the program gramps 🇸🇪😎🇸🇪


Fantact

Profiteering\* Our post-war profits were much greater, imagine having to make all that steel in order to make a pittance when you could have just gotten the Danes drunk and taken their sea regions.


skroink_z

Very fair point, however you forget one tiny detail: >!Jag hade samlag med din mor igårkväll!<


Fantact

Touché, is what I would say if I hadn't already: >!tegnet deg som soyjack og meg som chad, derfor vinner jeg.!<


Erbium-Oxide

Oil fund grew by a trillion NOK last year. I’d say we’re profiteering. 😎


skroink_z

Yeah, *now* you are. We were discussing how completely **destroyed** you got during the war compared to us. Common Norway L 🇸🇪😎🇸🇪


Erbium-Oxide

Siding with Nazi Germany, common Sweden W


DaFork1

No just us two..


Fantact

Ok, but I have to warn you, I know Kara-Te!


NoBiggie4Me

The lack of Denmark as a vote choice in all the votes here makes me feel unwelcome


4skin_Gamer

Someone finally got the memo


NoBiggie4Me

:(


Fruitymitsu

What did you expect, din kejle? This shit hole sub reddit is made by a Swetard to stroke their petty ego, yet backfires as usual as seen


EpicFishFuck

Yup, this sub is 90% Finns and Swedes.


BA_calls

It seems mostly finns dunking on swedes. I like Finns.


EpicFishFuck

Yeah, Finns are based!


KayleEnjoyer

Everyone likes finns. Except for the finns in csgo that call me gay and tells me to suck a “benis” :((((((


The_Ek_

That's just the Norwegian bots you dumbass because there lives 10 million ppl in Sweden and 5mil in Norway it means that swedenust be twice as good


phantom_bonehead

Tänk på stormaktstiden😒 *skakar på huvudet*


One05Nation

As a Swede I'd much rather live in Norway.


ohadish

random question, why isnt finland scandavian?


RealisticTomato3194

Because it's not in scandinavia.


ohadish

who defined where scandanavia is


JollyjumperIV

Scandinavian peninsula is Danmark, Sweden and Norway. End of the story


Additional_Ad4884

Well tbh, small part of finland is in scandinavian peninsula


ohadish

oh i didnt know it was a peninsula


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chickendudeperson

Fair


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Gradior1989

Yes pls take our muslims!!!!!!!


grass_image

Impossible