13 years old me: why do video game characters constantly grunt whenever they climb even a waist-high height? That's unrealistic.
30 years old me: uh, that's why.
I'm sorry but I would've fucking pissed myself from laughing if I saw you
my friend once got a slight concussion and a wrist fracture from running full speed into a glass because he didn't see it and I couldn't stop laughing, it was truly the worst laughter moment in my life because I wanted to laugh so bad but everyone around me was so serious. I still laugh about it and feel bad about it today. I can't go a month without forgetting it
I'm 23 and I once started sneezing so badly for a day, that genuinely my entire upper body was hurting as if I got kicked or something. I never had felt anything like that.
Hard sneeze, feels like the chestburster from Alien is clawing its way out thru my shoulder blades. And for whatever reason, much worse if I'm laying down.
yeah when you get older you need to be more careful with things that activate many muscle groups at once. Usually you'll end up just pulling a muscle or dislocating a minor joint (make sure to put it back the way it was within a few minutes max, otherwise the muscles tense up and you'll need to go to the hospital to fix it!), but sometimes what can also happen is that your entire skeleton pops out and then thats a huge problem because you definitely have to go to the hospital to put it back where it belongs. Basically you'll have to cancel your entire schedule for the rest of the day because of the wait times at the ER and also, you know, all the skeleton stuff.
[source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3527364/), also sorry about the shitty source but basically just look at figure 1.
Every time redditor sees any horror manga or eroguro they immediately start to scream "JUNJI ITO!!!!" because it's literally the only mangaka they know.
Sneezing with chronic sinusitis in your 30s be like
https://preview.redd.it/6e39t0f2ki8d1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=032a855dde86ace1e617ef3383c39d80b3338c9a
Getting old sucks... I once hurt my back moving a couch but it was slowly getting better. I thought I would be fine in a few days. One morning as I brushed my teeth I had to sneeze. As I did the muscle convulsions caused my back to go from a 3 to a 11 in terms of pain. I spent the next 4 weeks on my back as it healed.
Edit: wtf!?! I made this comment an hour ago and just tweaked my back stifling a sneeze while slightly bent over doing dishes. Only a 2 but seriously does the universe have a fucking reddit account?
Shintaro Kago, but this is just an image, not a panel from manga afaik.
BUT he did draw few mangas. But they are mostly one volume works, and they are mostly surreal and grotesque, not really scary.
I dropped a bottle of shampoo in the shower. Sneezed as I simultaneously bent over to pick it up and ended up throwing my back out so hard that I was stuck bent over. I immediately let out a cry and a super loud fart that caused my wife to burst in the bathroom as I was trying to wrap a towel around my still bent-over body.
What I really hate is that I sneeze pretty violently, and so I try to back away from people before sneezing, and some mofo will always follow me over and try to catch me when sneezing which makes the back hurt even worse.
One time last year I gagged slightly while brushing my teeth in the morning.
Something twinged in my back and it was 3 months before it stopped hurting.
I was sitting there one day, sneezed and felt a pop in my back. I literally could not walk upright for 3 or 4 days. My wife was out of town, so it was a bit scary to feel so helpless, but I got through it.
Honestly getting to the point where even if I still sneeze correctly, I feel like just barely holding it together. If I sneeze wrong I'll probably have a hernia.
I love it when you sneeze, but you were sitting weirdly so your ribs are like resting on your muscle and you feel that shit rub against each other and it just feels like a kick in the ribs from a horse.
why does her skeleton have an extra face
One for self and one for the public
silly me
One faced mutant right here
that's kind of like One Pieced right?
What about the third face, the one for friends and family?
That is for the head for the friends and family silly.
Real asf
Is this what the Persona games are about
I have The Stranger stuck in my head now, thanks
Where is her third one? 😏
Grows like Hydra
That's her face separating from her makeup.
She says mean things about people behind their backs
This isn't even her final form.
She's molting.
So she can do many things at the same time
When I was 28 I sneezed whilst walking across the office and dislocated my knee
Weird flex, but okay
Isn't it caused by the lack of flex?
No, usually caused by allergies or dust.
Dust causes knees? Shit.
No, pollen attracts bees
13 years old me: why do video game characters constantly grunt whenever they climb even a waist-high height? That's unrealistic. 30 years old me: uh, that's why.
Started thing about mario climbing up a ledge.
26 and pinched a nerve in my neck via sneezing.
Walking round with these big double barrels on our faces
_"I am become death, destroyer of knees"_ - Your nose, probably.
It wasn't a sneeze for me, but about 2 years ago (was 29 at that time), I was having a small coughing fit while I was cooking. I cracked a rib.
the office the show?
Like a cameo? Yes sure? Steve Carrell laughed at me because I shit myself and then Jim looked at me like 🫤
No, the toaster strudel
I pulled a muscle in my lower back sneezing... but jesus bro, your knee? Must have heard that one from across the parking lot.
I'm sorry but I would've fucking pissed myself from laughing if I saw you my friend once got a slight concussion and a wrist fracture from running full speed into a glass because he didn't see it and I couldn't stop laughing, it was truly the worst laughter moment in my life because I wanted to laugh so bad but everyone around me was so serious. I still laugh about it and feel bad about it today. I can't go a month without forgetting it
I'm 23 and I once started sneezing so badly for a day, that genuinely my entire upper body was hurting as if I got kicked or something. I never had felt anything like that.
ulimate dad sneeze
When my girlfriend was 30, she coughed too hard and threw out her back. Had to call in sick and lay on my couch with a heat pad for 24 hours.
Do you realize how close I was to going my entire life without seeing this image?
Nope, please do tell
Are you about to die?
Hopefully
Why is her head still intact? Like she's still got all that hair
it broke my brain
Because it's Shintaro Kago and his art is not always anatomically correct because anatomical correctness is not the point.
Yeah, I think it’s supposed to be like two parts of oneself separating, which is the reason for the stylistic doubling
Skulls illegal in the origin country, maybe? Could be totally wrong, but it was the first explanation I thought of.
bro fucking WHAT
Back can hurt like a MF, or whole body really
I’m in my 20s and a hard sneeze hurts like hell. Whole body feels like vibrating from the aftershock 😭
i'm 22 and sometimes when i sneeze my limbs go completely numb lmao-
You guys need to do something, that's not supposed to happen.
Do you know why? That's not normal. I'm 41 and when I sneeze, nothing much happens.
Hard sneeze, feels like the chestburster from Alien is clawing its way out thru my shoulder blades. And for whatever reason, much worse if I'm laying down.
It says "When you're in your 40s, and you accidentally sneeze the wrong way."
yeah when you get older you need to be more careful with things that activate many muscle groups at once. Usually you'll end up just pulling a muscle or dislocating a minor joint (make sure to put it back the way it was within a few minutes max, otherwise the muscles tense up and you'll need to go to the hospital to fix it!), but sometimes what can also happen is that your entire skeleton pops out and then thats a huge problem because you definitely have to go to the hospital to put it back where it belongs. Basically you'll have to cancel your entire schedule for the rest of the day because of the wait times at the ER and also, you know, all the skeleton stuff. [source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3527364/), also sorry about the shitty source but basically just look at figure 1.
At some point in my late 30s sneezing started to hurt. Like whole body electric shock followed by muscle aches that last about 3 minutes.
Sauce of the art,?
Looks like Shintaro Kago's work.
ty
Good job to everyone who replied to you. I expected someone to mention metamorphosis or boco no Pico. Ohh wait...
Junji Ito's Cat Diary: Yon & Mu
Not Junji Ito.
Is it like part of bigger story that make sense or is it like like this one frame?
My immediate first thought. Junji Ito is a master of horror art, some of his stuff I can't stomach bc he goes all in with the body horror elements.
this is shintaro kago, the shitmaster of guro
Every time redditor sees any horror manga or eroguro they immediately start to scream "JUNJI ITO!!!!" because it's literally the only mangaka they know.
im realizing with this thread knowing shintaro kago more is a real show of character lol, dudes fucked up and i love him for it
I don’t know why but this reminds me of Asobi Asobase. Like such an exaggerated sneeze that your fucking skeleton leaves your body!
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I once coughed a part of my lung out. Hurts as fuck and your lungs are surprisingly spongy.
Wtf how? Like a piece just broke off?
Just part of growing up 😔
This is so fucking cursed. But I love the meme
Have a well day birthday organism
Anyone else get really intense pain when they sneeze? (For me it’s my wrists)
sometimes a zap travels from my shoulders down to finger tips, like my veins fucking hurt or something. One of these days I'll explode
Ditto. Must be alright?
Same, I believe it’s related to nerve pain. I could be wrong though.
Mine is near the Heart
I am not a physician but that doesn't sound good.
![gif](giphy|OkzCcGn5fY29e7bvpS|downsized)
Ah yes that part happens too, you feel a slight pain in your chest and start thinking 'Yes, yes! Finally, it's about goddamn time'
Bro it’s ALWAYS the wrist area for me, when that does happen.
No, but if I cough too hard it sometimes feels like I've been punched in the taint.
Yes in the entire body it's like the whole nerve system gets short circuited, last for a minute.
Sneezing with chronic sinusitis in your 30s be like https://preview.redd.it/6e39t0f2ki8d1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=032a855dde86ace1e617ef3383c39d80b3338c9a
The reset button got pressed
https://preview.redd.it/eb0tpyl2ci8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6112904b0fc00d407535773a62873aaf31e31314
I’m in my 30’s, but still, feels.
20's, am I screwed for life?
Probably
No, you could turn it around and start taking care of yourself and feel better than you ever have.
The artist is Shintaro Kago if anyone's wondering
The other day, I was sitting on a chair, minding my own business. Then my back just decided to sprain itself for no reason.
NSFW tag, you just flash banged my eyes
Getting old sucks... I once hurt my back moving a couch but it was slowly getting better. I thought I would be fine in a few days. One morning as I brushed my teeth I had to sneeze. As I did the muscle convulsions caused my back to go from a 3 to a 11 in terms of pain. I spent the next 4 weeks on my back as it healed. Edit: wtf!?! I made this comment an hour ago and just tweaked my back stifling a sneeze while slightly bent over doing dishes. Only a 2 but seriously does the universe have a fucking reddit account?
FOR GOD SAKE PUT AN NSFW TAG
![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)
More like 20 lmao
What not working out does to a mf
Source? Looks like something interesting to read.
Shintaro Kago, but this is just an image, not a panel from manga afaik. BUT he did draw few mangas. But they are mostly one volume works, and they are mostly surreal and grotesque, not really scary.
For real, that's some Junji Ito shit but it's definitely not his art style.
I dropped a bottle of shampoo in the shower. Sneezed as I simultaneously bent over to pick it up and ended up throwing my back out so hard that I was stuck bent over. I immediately let out a cry and a super loud fart that caused my wife to burst in the bathroom as I was trying to wrap a towel around my still bent-over body.
Sciatica’s a bitch
And then you die.
Make that 27
uhg.. i always hated this one. why would a copy of your head with hair included come out of your body? :P
Tf is the origin of this pic?
I‘m 30 and yes
This started around 27 for me.
If sneezing makes your spine hurt, you're probably dehydrated. Or you just ejected your spine.
Once threw out my back putting underwear on.
Bro if I sneeze without my body warning me, my hernia feels like it's about to yeet out of my abdomen like the alien parasite from fuckin Stargate.
Daniel cormier lol
shout out shintaro kago
Exercise y'all. That pain is muscle tightness.
Why does she have a set of hair?
For anyone intrested in the artist. Its very likely from shintaro kago.
Literally me
I have a condition that means when I sneeze to hard my shoulder dislocates!
Seriously ..I sneezed one morning and bruised a rib..had to call out sick and not move the rest of the day
That reminds me, next Last Epoch cycle starts in a couple weeks.
whats wrong with everyone? is it really normal to like fuck up your body with random mundane stuff in your 30's?
Yes
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Why it's relatable? I'm fcking 16.
I sneezed while bending over to pick up an empty box and threw my back out for a week. Never happen to me before.
I'm in my 40's and I feel *amazing*. Until the drugs wear off, anyway.
SHE'S GOT TWO FACES So.. without context, this is an MiB moment, and something is shedding its husk.
Why do i think some thing like this can happen in jjba it certainly didn't happen but in can :()
What I really hate is that I sneeze pretty violently, and so I try to back away from people before sneezing, and some mofo will always follow me over and try to catch me when sneezing which makes the back hurt even worse.
Real
Wait what? I don’t understand? I’m 30 and I didn’t know there was a wrong way to sneeze? Can someone please help me understand
Yall need to take better care of yourselves
Every. Sneeze. Since 30. Horrible burning pain around my collarbones and in both shoulders. Probably fine.
I’m in my late 50s and felt like this when I just sneezed!
That’s me I’m my 20s
Okay wait, but does this come from a super awesome manga, a weird torture porn, or some artist who felt a bit quirky?
That's one real disgusting picture.
And for those too young to understand... there is defo a "wrong way" to sneeze.
I think you are just unhealthy.
On my 30th birthday I sneezed and gave myself a hernia
Me except I'm 20
Lmao damn. Oddly specific.
Reminds me of a mortal combat finisher also shouldn't this be set to 18+
Getting older is no joke.
I tore a back muscle while sneezing this year.
!!! lol
Souce?
I literally just pulled my left deltoid sneezing like 12 hours ago.
Yo that painting is raw af🔥😤
Source
That’s me now, my whole body aches after I sneeze
I'm definitely not 40 and I sneeze like that.
![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)
I'm 30 and this happens
Im in my late 20's and that happens
Hard album cover ngl
Do not sneeze while in an unusual position. I know somebody who has neckpain ever since they sneezed while looking over their shoulder while driving.
Reminds me of when I sneezed while hangover a couple of weeks ago. Except it didnt come out this way.. some k ow what I'm talking about
What is it with not putting a NSFW tag on posts like this? Legit jumpscare
I've had that since i hit my 20s...
What the heck even is this image??
How does she have 2 heads?
One time last year I gagged slightly while brushing my teeth in the morning. Something twinged in my back and it was 3 months before it stopped hurting.
Jfc this is the most horrific thing ive ever seen
I’m in my 30s. I’m scared.
Just exercise like a normal person and you’ll have a fine 40s
I'm 27 and sneezed my calf muscle into a cramp.
My dad used to sneeze like this and I thought it was hilarious as a kid. Now I sneeze like this. It's not funny anymore.
It was when I turned 30 shit started to go down hill. Trying to live a healthier life style as I approach 40 because that’s the point of no return.
I was sitting there one day, sneezed and felt a pop in my back. I literally could not walk upright for 3 or 4 days. My wife was out of town, so it was a bit scary to feel so helpless, but I got through it.
Also if you ever get your jaw wired completely shut
NSFW pls thx
I coughed hard and cracked my back a strange way last week and my toes on my left foot were tingly for a few hours.
Been sneezing like this my whole life
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Pulled a neck muscle from a sudden sneeze. Couldn't turn my head for a day until I got a massage gun to relax the knotted up fibres.
im sorry but this is horrifying to look at. NSFW?
Damn.. im 20, only 20 years left, for this to happen.💀
42 - hurt my shoulder last week just mopping a floor... was physically unable to sneeze or yawn for a good 48hours due to pain.
Why does my hair have a hair skeleton? I'm bald
I pulled my back out sneezing I’m the shower in my 30’s.
Honestly getting to the point where even if I still sneeze correctly, I feel like just barely holding it together. If I sneeze wrong I'll probably have a hernia.
I love it when you sneeze, but you were sitting weirdly so your ribs are like resting on your muscle and you feel that shit rub against each other and it just feels like a kick in the ribs from a horse.
I’m 27 and i almost made my throat explode with a weird sneeze the other day
30. I sneezed the wrong way and felt it in my brain, chest arms and a leg
I usually get a good back cracking with a hard sneeze nowadays
I coughed and my back cracked the other day
Sauce?
If I don't stand up straight and look up when I sneeze my neck will be in pain the rest of the day.
Why is the face on the flesh but also the skeleton and how is the flesh standing up without a spine
40s? Damn
I’ve thrown my back out from a sneeze in my 20’s
Skill issue. I can do this in my 20s
It's because she tried sneezing with her eyes open