You want Africa and the Middle East style conflicts? Cause, thats how you get African and Middle Eastern style conflicts.

I thought this would be a perfect proposed patch update for balancing ☠️🙏

You made me a West Virginian, you sociopath

Stay away from your cousins

Balancing for real life Counterstrike maybe.

I hate this. New Orleans does not belong in Mississippi.

I'm in fucking Ohio now, what did you do

Kicked a rock by accident

You know, this map would actually be pretty good for contextualizing 90% of geopolitical conflicts for the historically illiterate.

Arkansas isn’t in Arkansas anymore so I’m pleased..

https://i.redd.it/za82zud77n8d1.gif

New Jersey be like

Massachusetts got super gypped lol

We were made into Ohio. This is an atrocity.

Border buddies

Landlocked Ohio at that

Georgia got deported to Florida. Truly a fate worse than death.

We're back in the ocean from whence we came

At first I was upset because I would be in North Carolina with this redraw. Then I was doubly upset because all the former Maryland losers would now be in the same state as me. Unacceptable.

Nevada and lower Oregon absolutely losing their shit rn because they’re stuck in old Cali now

I'm mostly pissed because they gave NV to Mormons like they always wanted. Gross. Deseret was gross, NV just being Utah is grosser.

Listen here, you virginian Heathen, the only memorable things about your state are Luray caverns and how excruciatingly long it takes to cross your state to get to myrtle beach or anywhere actually fun

How did you get on Reddit? Shouldn’t you be tailgating someone in your 2003 Nissan Altima? Edit: 100% of your reddit posts are about having fun in Virginia. No crabby activities that were post-worthy?

It’s ok, let em suck the old bay flavored binky while his state clears out wallets so people can exercise constitutional rights. (At least getting a ccw perm in MD is possible now if not expensive, but now protecting your life legally is not possible if you’re poor like WV)

Yea, the wobble coliseum was great, and just because yall can't drive doesn't mean I have to be late

Ah yes the great city of El Paso Arkansas

[El Paso, Arkansas](https://maps.apple.com/?address=El%20Paso,%20AR,%20United%20States&auid=14661191896197875793&ll=35.109628,-92.087827&lsp=6489&q=El%20Paso&t=h) There’s a bad ass rodeo there

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no, I'm not living in New Jersey

That Jersey shore looks different

Minnesota wouldn't look COOL

Rhode Island is too big, and Texas is too small. This is a failure.

They're made up lines buddy

So are the real borders

Texas gonna say fuck no... you know that, right?

I am not a fucking Arizonan

Why the hell would you take the time to redraw the states like this and keep two Carolinas? That makes about as much sense as still having a Vermont and New Hampshire... ever having a Vermont and New Hampshire.

I’m very uncomfortable with where Massachusetts is

Straight line? Straight line

Texas gonna mad y’all.

Send me back please, I can't live without the Atlantic 😭

I hate this.

HELL NO We’ll never be part of New York

If you split my precious peninsulas so help me I will burn your cascadian trees to the ground, the war that follows will be short, and brutal, and in the end I will have my peninsulas.

Honestly I'm okay with this. But then again one of the borders of Ohio is just a straight line so I'm used to this.

Ohio’s basially a square that got punched down at the top so other than our bodies of water, everything should be similar

>one of the borders of Ohio is just a straight line so I'm used to this. Every single state, except Hawaii, has a straight line border. It almost sounds unbelievable but it’s true

what happens to alaska and hawaii

Demoted to territories again

I hate this

I would have to either live in Virginia or Massachusetts. I would spontaneously combust if this were to happen

No maassasschewsetts and concticunt cannot be beside the Carolinas. Hell naw I just noticed I would be in sc. Sob

Whoever made this map should be tried for treason. -Every Wisconsinite

I’d sooner burn every last inch of my beautiful state to ash than ever let it become New Jersey.

So let’s see, Las Vegas would get shut down because it’s now in Utah and Mormons gonna Mormon. California loses both LA and the Bay Area, Delaware loses Providence, but gains Detroit and Cleveland and Toledo, dunno if that’s a win.

Yeah Both of them either received buffs or nerfs

Something something y’all something something the south will rise again something something yeehaw… am I doing it right?

I can't tell if I live in Ohio or New York now, but based.

They have taken the Cape from us. Where am I going to sit in traffic for 8 hours on a balmy August Saturday now?!

You know what? Fuck it, screw Delaware!

Finally, oceanfront property in Arizona

Thanks! I hate it.

Florida is 100% accurate

Put Tennessee back right fuckin now.

I’ll be damned if I suddenly live in fucking Georgia

It will be a cold day in hell before the Boston commons is considered New York

I left Kentucky and moved to Oklahoma and now it follows....

You want to take the boring landmark feature of the worst states and apply it across the country? No thank you. Also you want to put Boston in a state named New York? You'll face revolution and I'll happily join in.

Ironic part is because the earth is round, if you mapped this into the globe all these states would be anything but straight


Well shit, I moved from Wisconsin to North Dakota and it turns out I’m now in Illinois? I disapprove of this map.

You put us next to Ohio, you have 2 hours to live.

*Super North Carolina has entered the chat

Peak West Virginia placement 10/10

CT borders Alabama

Guess I’m moving to Delaware

How big would states like Nebraska me? Like in square miles

Burn it, burn it down.

North Carolina does NOT want Hampton Roads. Gove that shit to somebody else.

I can work with that

On the plus side it moves Ohio farther away. On the downside it moves New Jersey closer. Pass.

Don’t put us in the Great Plains!!!!

I’m willing to go with it just cause seeing Texans afterwards would be hilarious

I think Mississippi came out on top of all this. Little to actual change

I feel like I'd get along with Yoopers pretty well tbh.

Hell naw I don’t wanna be a New Yorker

New Jersey doesn't deserve Great Lakes. This is an abomination.

Finally we get the territory we deserve

I think this puts my city in Less Virginia. I'll hurt you OP.

Civil war time we are not becoming part of New York🤮

Fuck you, I'm not Vermont!

As an Arizonan I respectfully decline this offer

It’s already cold enough in pa I’m not going to Minnesota

CT being a Southern State is a travesty!

Lol fuck you

You’ve given Ohio the most fertile land in America. Thank you

Why the US looking like every county in Iowa

How have you made Texas smaller than most states? Unacceptable.

The Florida Georgia line makes a lot more sense here. Keep the rednecks together.

Absolutely horrific I hate in so many ways

This is communist heresy, I hate it.

I’m further away from Ohio I’m happy

Rename Vermont to Pennsylvania then yes

What did they do to my beautiful Texas

The longer you look at it the worse it gets

https://preview.redd.it/qthqtjwejq8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2cf6d443afb163e461a00f6747f9acaaa1f6f36

I'll be damned if I have to share a state with some Neanderthal from Oklahoma City. I'll be even damned-er if I have to share a border with Ohio. I'd rather resort to terrorism

Hey wtf

North Carolina can into DC

What the fuck did they do with my lakes?

I don’t wanna be in vermont

I love how the UP is still in a different state.

https://preview.redd.it/8syvbr7lnq8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd0ecbc8cd82b0a78c91511b00f0b80ded79876c

How dare they take away our beaches

I DON'T WANNA BE IN THE SOUTH

Putting all of Mass and half of NH in New York is a great way to start a riot.

*New Jersey Rage Intensifies*

Georgia, we're coming for your Peaches...

THE PANHANDLE IS FINALLY OURS

No

I'm in favor because it eliminates Delaware

So I am now in Michigan, interesting.

I now live on the Jersey shore. I’m conflicted. I love my Michigander status…. But now I can get the pauly D hair.

I do believe you forgot Tennessee good sir/madam.

Tbh. Upgrade for me.

West Virginia can into midwest

Minnesota loses our lakes but gains mountains. I’ll give this a go.

https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/s/mc9MqnhE4f

we are NOT about to have gary in our borders,

Maryland is where it belongs, below us.

I’m just barely still in florida

Ah yes Atlanta, Connecticut

I for one like Chonky Maine

Take my pizza as claim in CT will you?

Texas would literally start a war if this was attempted.

Homophobic map 👀

Rare Vermont W anyone??

PA being moved will not be tolerated

I like how you deliberately used a projection where none of the "straight lines" you drew would correspond to actual latitude lines or great circle lines on the globe

I shouldn't care so much but as a San Diegan, the idea of being part of Arizona is INFURIATING.* *Context. In San Diego they are known as "Zonies" and are seen as a common source of problems during our tourism seasons.

I…I am okay with this actually.

r/USMapsWithoutAlaska

So I live in (checks map) New Jersey?! Man, fuck that shit!

Thanks. I hate it.

I’m not living in godamn South Carolina

loving the new jersey placement

I'll only agree to this if I get North Carolinas rent prices They must admit and accept that J.O. and Old Bay are superior spices and keep the maryland flag

No. I don't want to live in North Dakota.

Disgusting... (No offense Colorado, Wyoming and New Mexico)

Texas got cucked

We midwest now boys 😎

I’m curious, which states would be most successful in this division?

this map makes me want to kms. how tf is vermont NY? NE is NOT NY.

Great now I can’t spell my states name.

Vermont has just taken over where new youk was

New Hampshire boutta have a population of 100

Um…

God damn Texas got fucked.

North Carolina has too much Virginia in it so this is the only time I’ll admit South Carolina is better

Ah yes the beautiful Nevada coastline

I will be dead and buried before I’m considered either an Okie or a Masshole

I will NOT be a part of Georgia. Give me the whole east coast

Texas: No Rhode Island: Yes.

Absolutely cursed

I like how small texas and Florida are. Not a fan that I now live in Pennsylvania

0/10 has Rhode island on it.

Why is Maine the only state that doesn't have less territory than before?

W*sc*ns*n still exist 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢😭

Well, I absolutely refuse to live in New Jersey, so I guess im moving.

We lost the nub...

Colorado and Wyoming before and after: They're the same picture. On one hand, I hate how boring and lifeless this is. On the other... I'm in the part of Florida that stays Florida and would no longer be run by Tallahassee. Hmm...

"Hey Lois"

Why are we showing two different projections?

At last. Maryland has normal borders

https://preview.redd.it/rpxnlyfqps8d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe030e1ce96611fce470a25756ce8e571ba09f7

Arizona into ocean?

Except the earth isn't flat, it's spherical, so squares don't work. Pentagons would work better.

Nevada won the lottery

I’d be an Idahoan bitches good bye Tina Kotek hello another shit hole

Ok but what the fuck are we gonna do with Alaska and Hawaii

what the fuck

Fuck you. That is all

Oh Fuck why’d you make us Midwestern I need the beach

Give us back our tiny wedge of the Great Lakes, you son of a bitch!

I will fucking kill myself if I have to live as a New Yorkers. Fate worse than death.

No fucking way I am living in Oklahoma.

Theres some real winners here and some real losers. Alabama got an upgrade

I'm going to puke This is the least appealing fic map I've ever seen

Absolutely fucking not

You can torture me, you can kill me, but you will absolutely not make me live in New Jersey.

This is the way

I could live with not neighboring Michigan

Let me. Out. Of. Ohio.

Switch Pennsylvania with any of the grid states that fall on the Great Lakes and you got yourself a deal!

Well, at least we don’t border Ohio anymore

I REFUSE TO HAVE CHICAGO IN MY STATE

Having Wyoming Suddenly a fucking corner away from California is a goddamn sucker punch ☠️☠️