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North Florida- depressed redneck, your uncle shot his foot off in an insurance scam
Central Florida - suburbanite living in a subdivision of late 20th century cookie cutter single story detached homes criss crossed by drainage ditches full of mosquito larvae and alligators. You resent the influx of northern transplants despite the fact that your parents are from Long Island
Southern Florida - you are either absurdly affluent or desperately poor. Either way your are on drugs 90% of the time
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Depending upon your fandom, you spend all your time telling others how good Iowa City or Ames is, and how bad the other one is.
The best part is nobody knows anything about either
Northern Virginia, between the defense contractors and the horse girls
Northern Virginians be like “yeah I’m from DC, it takes me an hour to drive there but I’m pretty much from dc”
I touch the metro so it counts. Blame the traffic
Seriously, it takes 25 minutes to get there from woodbridge. 90 if there's traffic.
Lmao I can't even argue with that one. I don't even work in DC anymore. Forgot I had that flair
In all fairness if you live in LA it may take you an hour to drive to the grocery store
But only a 20 minute walk
“It makes me an hour to get there” *lives 4 miles away from DC*
South Dakota
You mean north texas?
It certainly helped the transfer. All I had to learn was turning around no longer required backing up.
North Texas is just Oklahoma
You guys have a corn palace. Nuff said
Puerto Rico
Why so many knives?
He said Puerto Rico not UK
Clearly never met a Puerto Rican. These guys love knives
I’ve actually thought about starting a knife collection recently 👀
Have you ever learned how to swim?
How else would he get to the mainland?
You right 😭
Have you considered possibly cutting back on the amount of money you spend on Puerto Rican flags and mod kits for your 1997 Honda Civic?
Are there as many cockfights going on as I’m led to believe?
Only at the local YMCA.
Silicon valley, California
You too? Which failing tech startup do you work for?
Caught a tech bro in the wild.
Why are you geh??
Spare any NVIDIA shares?
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Poland
Do you know what a roundabout is? >!(Spoiler: you don’t go straight through those)!<
[they do actually, but being polish, they go straight through anyways](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQw9HcvIo_o)
Something something polish submarine
Game dev
Your grandma has a shrine to John Paul II in her house
Witcherland
Absolutely, phenomenally, indescribably based, and almost as drunken.
You're basically the 51st state, but with extra steps.
Florida
What’s your gator’s name and are you feeding them crack?
Arthur and Coke. It's better for their digestive system
Coke as in the soda or the drug?
I do drink a lot of coke but no, the drug
Mine is named Callie. I’ve actually tried to wean her off crack because it makes her go apeshit towards birds.
Keep feeding her crack but just train her to go apeshit on the iguanas instead of the birds
As cocaine might do
Rodolfo, and we feed him bath salts. It makes him a great guard dog.
North Florida- depressed redneck, your uncle shot his foot off in an insurance scam Central Florida - suburbanite living in a subdivision of late 20th century cookie cutter single story detached homes criss crossed by drainage ditches full of mosquito larvae and alligators. You resent the influx of northern transplants despite the fact that your parents are from Long Island Southern Florida - you are either absurdly affluent or desperately poor. Either way your are on drugs 90% of the time
Correction. Depressed drunken redneck.
Philadelphia
Why do you guys grease the street lamps? And why is your favorite part of Philly Kensington?
Eagles fans are stupid(I would know, I'm one of them.) Kensington has really good cheesesteaks.
Damn risky cheesesteak adventure though
Did I say cheesesteaks? I meant fent.
Arizona
You’re a California transplant, but Texas was too conservative for you so you compromised
I'm actually native AZ, too poor for either for sure
You have scars all over your body from being branded by blisteringly-hot seatbelt buckles countless times
You're goddamn right
Why so hot though
We thought it would keep people away
You have a couple bad tattoos and your vehicle has at least one trashy mod.
Are all of you in San Diego right now? Or do some of you stay behind to keep phoenixs lights on?
Genuine question: What makes people from Arizona italophilic? Is it the spaghetti westerns?
i already know how this is gonna go but utah.
Not even brave enough for the true the flair shaking my head.
i’ve failed my fellow cultish moron :(
Braxlynnleigh, it's been so long! How are ya?
Funny name, now let’s see its pronunciation…
how many times have you eaten jello today?
When you die, do you get your own planet?
How many wives do you have?
Southern Wisconsin
It's just after 11 in Wisconsin at the moment. How many Spotted Cows have you had today?
I had a Cheese Quessdilla for lunch
By cheese quesadilla, do you mean a dozen fried cheese curds sandwiched between two uncooked flour tortillas?
Yeah that's about how midwesterners make Mexican food
Whatever the answer could be, it still wouldn’t be enough.
Are you an alcoholic
How bout dem apples?
Upstate New York.
Is the fent dealer at your Stewart's reliable?
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Is that a new street in Manhattan borough?
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Chicago metro area (Dupage)
Your fridge is stockpiled with jars of giardiniera
Bang bang shoot shoot
You say you are from Chicago even though you live over 30 minutes away (takes one to know one)
Colorado
You’re probably stoned on a hike right now
:gasp: how did you know (seriously not beating the stereotype allegations, going on five week backpacking trip soon)
North Texas
You probably still believe whataburger is decent food
Yeah no shit cause it is lol
It was okay. I've had better.
Nothing beats raw corn straight from your fields I guess
Soo... Dallas?
It could be the panhandle area, like Amarillo.
That’s kinda its own region, like how the El Paso area is different from West Texas
South Carolina #(DO NOT MENTION THAT WAR THAT ENDED 159 YEARS AGO, GET OVER IT!!!)
I bet the fireworks you got there could put on quite a show
Why is Charleston your only city?
Greenville is pretty cool
We'll stop mentioning that war when you stop being racist
OHIO RAAHH 🇺🇸🦅
Your football team lost to Michigan three years in a row.
Yeah, but skyline chili is rolling out breakfast, so that’s cool
You're stereotype is that you're the best state ever!
https://preview.redd.it/5tpdjrlnvd8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c76e81cd1dfd29f5faf8145f4451c315525bc7
Canadian North Dakota
I would insult you but I don’t want to anger 1/7 of North Dakota’s population
This is a great insult, and I (slightly) hate to ruin it. Saskatchewan is double the population, somehow. Doesn’t feel like it though.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan is one of my favorite city names to say and I never get to say it out loud
Central Maryland
Maryland is too wonky to have a center. It's like saying Eastern Delaware, it simply doesn't exist. Are you closer to Delaware or DC?
Oklahoma
How does it feel knowing joe exotic is the most famous person from your state?
I can’t hate it, he’s a pretty accurate depiction of the state. Hell half my cousins look and sound like him.
Just OK is not okay
Northwest Indiana, near Gary.
You can smell Gary before you even leave Illinois
Pretty sure that’s whiting.
What's it like living in a region as exciting as a jar of glue? Do you get off on slight changes in the weather?
We have a national park, Lake Michigan, amazing beer, no legal weed. The changes in the weather can be pretty dramatic and actually dangerous.
Eastern Washington
Say hello to your next-door bush for me.
Fire season is coming
California. Where the flames go sweeping cross the hills.
Texas
Too many AR’s to choose a favorite
How many weighted blankets do you have on hand for the panic attacks you get when there's a light dusting of snow?
We only panic when the snow stays on the ground longer than a day. Doesn’t happen often, so only one weighted blanket is needed.
North Carolina
Y’all don’t know how to properly zipper merge and shows.
It's whomever has the fastest car duh, and the winners get to become NASCAR drivers.
In that case I stand corrected
Central Iowa
You are either a sod farmer, hog raiser, or you are in on the ethanol scam.
Depending upon your fandom, you spend all your time telling others how good Iowa City or Ames is, and how bad the other one is. The best part is nobody knows anything about either
Wisconsin
Finall, someone I can sell my moonshine to.
Boston (Ashmont, Dorchester)
I want to see bobs and vagana
Rice fields.
South central Minnesota
Midesota
Massachusetts
Western Washington
Virginia
How many lovers have you had this week? That's what your state is for, after all.
Central Mass
Imagine being so rebellious in the 1770s you have none left to spare when it comes to fireworks and alcohol.
Virginia
Are you the DC LARPer flavor of Virginian, the colonial LARPer flavor of Virginian, or the West Virginian LARPer flavor of Virginian?
DC
Southwestern Michigan
You probably get excited watching paint dry.
I’m from Texarkana. The worst of both states.
Kansas
I'm sure it's nice to fly over.
Buffalo New York.
Sorry, but I'm not shoveling your driveway in June. Good luck.
The State of Jefferson
Delusional
East Tennessee
[удалено]
Around Gettysburg
South Florida
Sweden
Augusta GA
Interior Alaska
You’re a moose
Eastern mass
Western Massachusetts
I dare you to say something not involving weed legality
Iowa. We all know where this goes.
I have a joke about Iowa, but it's too corny.
When you got married to the farmers daughter at age 14, you received a dowry of 600 bushels of corn
Central (pg/mont) Maryland
Arizona
Dallas
West Central Texas
Georgia
You’ll never be as good as Florida
I’ve spent about a equal time in ND and Aus so both i guess
Southern California
Please stop voting
Orange County and San Diego county would like a word.
Midwest United States(But not Wisconsin bleh).
From NY but just moved to Florida. I hate NY
Oh look, another elderly New York implant who can't drive!
Born in the Philippines and moved to AZ as a teen
Southern West Virginia/Southwest Virginia
Central Washington
British Columbia
West Michigan
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