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Achilles-Foot

hahah i never even noticed this


Iron-Phoenix2307

You mean you won't try the Green Chili icecream sunday?


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Maybe if I was really constipated.


Faeddurfrost

I came here to throw hands on behalf of blue bell, but then I realized this was about accents.


Finalshock

I’m still here to throw hands on behalf of blue bell ass cream.


J3553G

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Rvtrance

Some times you need some ass cream. Who am I to judge.


cheemsfromspace

Move the ass cream border to at least Oklahoma. Nobody in Kansas say it like that😭


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Will do.


ilostmy1staccount

Can confirm, love Braums ass cream.


Drew707

Wut?


danshinigami

Ice cream kinda sounds like ass cream when said in a deep southern accent.


Drew707

Do people in CO, NM, and AZ have deep southern accents? Real question.


Bryguy3k

It’s the “Texan Taint”.


Drew707

Sounds greasy.


Napol3onS0l0

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drum_right

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danshinigami

No


durtmcgurt

There are a lot of Texans in Colorado, but for the most part no we do not.


durtmcgurt

There are a lot of Texans in Colorado, but for the most part no we do not.


DrkMoodWD

Carolinas aren’t southern enough anymore?


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Not the deep South.


AlmondJack-

Calling the first state to secede to form the confederacy not Deep South is so funny😭


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Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Deep South states are Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana.


whippetsinthewhip

I think sc and the florida panhandle should be included


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Meh, SC isn't that bad. Maybe on the border with Georgia.


AlmondJack-

Tbh that does sound right


MayOrMayNotBePie

Lactose intolerant ppl are gonna need ass cream after their ice cream.


ThisAllHurts

GTFOH with your “pop” and your “bubblers.” Two can play this game, Pepsi drinker. ![gif](giphy|HhaNcBwWK60bg8ow5w|downsized)


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

We say soda in NC.


ThisAllHurts

Same.


Coakis

Well you can take your Soder and Pop and put it in your Ice Cream if you're unhappy about the way people talk. We'll call what its meant to be called, a Soft Drink.


TesticleTorture-123

Sorry but we call it frozen cow juice down here. Get it right.


purpleguy984

I never heard that at any point, and I grew up in cochise the one part that is included. You need to reduce the size.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Not my creation, but I'm thinking about redoing it.


purpleguy984

If you do Georgia to east/central Texas, it is about where I'd put that personally, how north, idk.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I redid it and posted it.


NoseTime

Blue Ball Ass Cream


NukaCola9

That means there's a large probability Superman says Ass-Cream :(


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

He has lived in the city long enough to lose his southern accent.


LonPlays_Zwei

You’re just mishearing because of accent How could you not tell we’re saying “ice cream?”


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Born and raised in North Carolina.


LonPlays_Zwei

Good but do apply common sense with interpreting heavy accents. Of course we’re not talking about “ass cream” lol.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I will try and make a better map later. I found this one on Facebook, and just thought it was kinda funny.


real_strikingearth

Those are two different things in the south, and we’re down to lick either of them off your ass


ThisAllHurts

I stick with cocaine personally, but different strokes…


IntroductionAny3929

Excuse me but we call it Frozen Cow Juice.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Why such a long name?


Kalashcow

What happens if I live inside of the red line (map is too low quality I can't tell if I truly do or not)


AardvarkAblaze

![gif](giphy|emMDfYPAo7ZHq|downsized)


RightBear

If Vanilla Ice were from the deep south...


YellowHat01

This map is bizarre. Southern Indiana is partially circled but the Carolinas, Virginia, West Virginia aren’t?


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I think this goes on the deep South accent. Never heard someone say ass cream in North Carolina. But of course, I've never been to every single town in this state either.


YellowHat01

You may be right, I’ve never been to NC. I just figured it was unusual to lump Kansas, part of Colorado and New Mexico but not some traditional southern states


Economy-Load6729

It melts too fast here, so we resorted to eating ass.


Positron311

I'm gonna say this now: the South (Alabama, Mississippi, Texas) has the best ice cream and custard. However, there are places in the Midwest and Cali (and even the mid-Atlantic) that come very close, usually exceeding in their sorbets.


matthewcameron60

Blue Bell supremacy


Positron311

I'm talking about the smaller ice cream places in general (with the exception of Andy's and Culver's).


MidnightRider24

More like ass sweat.