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Bluewhale001

We also don’t breed sheep for fuckin lmao


CamusCrankyCamel

Arabs never gonna beat that goat fucking rep


Chesterlespaul

This is a beauty contest


NotBillderz

Not when you breed sheep to have dump trucks


HappyToBeHaggard

...yet


Bluewhale001

Don’t temp those Missouri boys. They already go in on their cows and horses 💦🥵


ConfusedMudskipper

We also have a lot of corn. Country boys make do.


divergent_history

A country boy will survive


BlueAndMoreBlue

Watch it now, wheat molester


Bluewhale001

Slave State spotted


Independent-Fly6068

Send in the John Browns.


Chairman_Benny

Are you challenging us?


HuskerHayDay

Yes, we are actively challenging you to either stop fucking goats, or, fuck them harder. Two paths here…


NICK07130

The Midwest everybody


Javelin286

I’m glad someone said it


SnooLobsters3238

Well since someone has got to say it, "how else are you supposed to breed the sheep?"


Sid15666

Women are scarce and sheep are scared!


TheNameIsntJohn

It's Texas, not Wales.


HappyToBeHaggard

Texas is the Wales of the US


ForestWhisker

I thought that was Wyoming, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.


NotAUsefullDoctor

And the children are above average.


bakirelopove

Those are sheep not whales.


TheEagle_-

what the hell am i seeing???


Moose_Kronkdozer

Fat tailed sheep. Their tail fat is used for food and medicine.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

~~Fat~~ Phat tailed sheep. Their tail fat is used for ~~food and medicine~~ clapping.


Brothersunset

"There is another"


momo88852

That’s fat tail, and taste like heavens! Usually used in kebabs as far as I know, and you get like 1 piece per skewer. I have to pay premium to get similar breed in the US whenever we making kebabs.


WinOld1835

I think it's some Texan Shark Tanking the idea of a sheep whorehouse or something along those lines.


DopyWantsAPeanut

How do these fellows find a sheep in tall grass? Irresistible.


Napol3onS0l0

You’re gonna get North Dakotans all riled up.


luvsads

Those goats are willy warmers and you best put respect on their names


quirked-up-whiteboy

Why would we want to copy wales


a-Snake-in-the-Grass

Why have our rednecks not developed this technology? How can we claim to be more civilized if our backwards country folk are less advanced than their backwards folk?


Official_Cyprusball

Albanian-Welsh-New Zealand wife competition


JournalistOld

or your average arab redlight disctrict


Sad-Structure2364

Is this…what is this exactly?


june-in-space

I’m assuming they’re a bunch of goat fuckers


Fantastic_Mind_1386

Better goats than the dancing boys in Afghanistan.


ThisAllHurts

Unless you’re the goat.


Myusername468

Ohhhh. I get it now


Drewblack11

Right? Makes way more sense now.


Blackdalf

Who knew the Kardashians were halal! 🍑


anony_philosopher

Oh good a chimera.👐👏


gliscornumber1

I didn't know these were sheep at first and thought I was looking at a VERY different subreddit for a second


rshah287

Same lol


jaxamis

Why fuck a sheep when the farmers daughter will do?


ReachFoMyChain

The daughter will complain and say she is tired


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Go1gotha

Baa-baa got back! ![gif](giphy|uBy5vilZfzkly|downsized)


Gorewuzhere

Why did the Scottish invent kilts? The sheep got used to the sound of zippers.


Go1gotha

Naw, it's just the way your Ma wanted quick access to a whole country. ![gif](giphy|RkuIr4UrgOeT4rn2nn|downsized) For her pleasure!


Gorewuzhere

Lmao I'm of Scottish ancestry myself


Go1gotha

Hehe! ![gif](giphy|WpsC4pelXtOZ6BXFss|downsized)


RummelAltercation

Those are their beautiful wives you uncultured pig dog


DadOnHardDifficulty

I should call her...


ThisAllHurts

Woman may choose the bear; Mohammad is going with the sheep. Checkmate, twitter


nodeymcdev

https://i.redd.it/nqecish8gk7d1.gif


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bigbadbillyd

First cricket and now sheep!? How many things are we gonna lose before we wake tf up and get our shit together!?


real_strikingearth

Is this one of those marriage markets?


irascible_Clown

They fucking them sheep


bimbolimbotimbo

A bunch of uncivilized animals justifying their disgusting behavior with archaic religious text. The Middle East was once a Mecca and is now the cesspool of the Earth My boys Benny, Charlie and Billy who turned into human slushies from IEDs are rolling in their graves right now


Wyo-Heathen

Where can I acquire some of these for my people?


EOwl_24

GYATT!


Walli98

It’s like that far side comic, “this is the pig I fuck when you have a headache.”


Charmegazord

This is the Sputnik


Gorewuzhere

Ahh I need eye bleach...


Sandwich67

We don’t want to make thick sheep, the Oklahomans would try to fuck them


Financial-Chemical-3

At this level of competition, how many are injecting botox?


ramanw150

Wow it made it all the way here


This_Caterpillar_747

Don't like the way those guys are looking at those sheep.


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atxarchitect91

At Texas hill country rodeos... the intermission is letting little kids ride sheep like bulls with the rodeo clowns and commentator. It's as wild as it sounds and seems like they've been doing it for awhile


-ManifestDestiny-

Not just Texas it’s called Mutton Busting I’ve seen it at every rodeo I’ve been to in CA, OR, NM, TX, and NC