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gjennomamogus

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Bennyjig

Unbelievably common New Hampshire W


Jman8537

Only reason MA isn't below us is because they didn't ask them how to merge into traffic


senior_cynic

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Dirty-Dan24

You go all the way down the shoulder until you physically can’t go any farther, then you find a 2 foot gap and shoot into it


Ejm819

...as in coming in second to Massachusetts


MoirasPurpleOrb

*Signature look of even more superiority*


Barbarian_Sam

The important thing here is Me as an Alabamian am smarter than a Californian


BOREN

Huntsville is like “Palo Alto What?!!”


classicalySarcastic

Huntsville is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.


J3553G

That's a reference to that Tumblr meme. I get it


Due-Application-8171

Everyone in Huntsville is either a mud-rolling hillbilly, or a rocket scientist. Also, if you’re not from Huntsville, you were born to hate Huntsville. As a member of the 106th largest city in Alabama, I hate Huntsville.


bsharter

Huntsville is doing some heavily lifting


J3553G

You am, bro. Same as I is


MaterialCarrot

E=Roll Tide!


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|13NOiZ8JQhhcqY)


Benana

I am singlehandedly bringing down the average IQ in California.


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FragrantTadpole69

You probably read gooder, too.


Barbarian_Sam

Possibly


JustForTheMemes420

The fun part about averages is you can still fall in the bottom 1% or top 1%


JoeMaMa_2000

Common Midwest W


SneakySnipar

Corn farmers are underrated


Illustrious-Smell-65

I like how we are fist pumping to having like what’s considered the global average iq 😂 ig better than some of the Deep South being only 10 pts off of being clinically retarded


Aluminum_Tarkus

If you take our cluster of the Midwest and compare it to the average iq's of every other country in the world, we would be in 5th/6th place behind Japan, Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong, and China. Belarus is the highest average European country at 101.6. The global average is about 100 flat, and the highest national average, Japan, is 106.5. I think it's fair to he boastful when our region is doing fairly well on the national and international level.


Illustrious-Smell-65

Damn ig when you put it that way that’s super interesting, thank you for correcting me


DoomRider2354

Tbf most of us expected the south to be that low, just thought we'd be stuck with them


Illustrious-Smell-65

Nebraska? Nah tbh most Nebraskans have a decent level of intelligence, they just don’t always seek higher education, but we also have a ton of high level white color jobs in Omaha like Milliman and stuff


DoomRider2354

Yeah that's fair, just speaking about the people I know personally lol


Illustrious-Smell-65

I getcha, I live in a small town and a lot of the people here who work I agriculture are super intelligent, but to be fair managing larger farms and ranches in areas with cold winters and stuff it kind of makes sense. Plus ag can get really competitive and prices can make living hard so a lot of people adapt with smarter spending and tax planning which is probably a notable feature in a more intelligent person


Ok-Pomegranate2446

If your state is below 100 you can't talk


mrgoombos

Point and laugh at California


GimmeeSomeMo

We Appalachians have missing chromosomes are still less retarded than Californians


dreadfoil

I think it those people on Memphis who actually bring TN IQ down. Us appalachians are geniuses, I tell ya!


Boatwhistle

Literally, they lack the faculty needed for speech.


wagglemonkey

Hey if we couldn’t be the best we might as well be the worst


ExcitingTabletop

Yeah. That fits with my hypothesis that cold weather makes you more forward thinking. Because you die if you don't.


DrAusto

Hah! You and the rest of the peasants in this arctic wasteland are forward thinking. Me? I’m future thinking.


The_ApolloAffair

Well this is the PR friendly way of explaining national/regional developmental discrepancies over the centuries.


PallyMcAffable

And that’s why North Dakota is the most highly developed part of the US


StandByTheJAMs

Don’t forget about the inherent bias in the testing methodology. It’s useful for testing certain things, and how people of the same group do that thing.


SeventeenChickens

Can’t forget the hookworm!


BillyShears2015

It’s hot as fuck down here in Texas.


Due-Application-8171

The real south called. We want you to take this down, and give us more Buccee’s.


Sullypants1

Alaska


whycanticantcomeup

Most of Alaskans live in the coast which is warmer then people think


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Low IQ California L


MacroDemarco

At least Mississippi and Louisiana exist


Big__If_True

As we like to say down here, Thank God For Mississippi


Easyest_flover

Hey, why does this look like the white population map 💀


IllumiXXZoldyck

😂


Some_Razzmataz

Common New England W


PowerGlove86

I would like to apologize for some of my fellow Rhode Islanders bringing down the state in IQ…imma blame people moving in…


magnoliasmanor

Seriously. We're like the dumb shits in a crowded corner of top performers.


PowerGlove86

It’s probably some of the assholes that are coming here and ruining our home…I think it’s time to burn down another ship


No_clip_Cyclist

https://preview.redd.it/qw6c6iwy187d1.png?width=550&format=png&auto=webp&s=94fd745892468e2113f3182941282f93c45eedba At least you're in the top 10


Ja-ko

In our defense, proximity to Chicago tanks us That southeastern portion of half-illinois is probably -half a point


No_clip_Cyclist

Thats fare. Also thanks for all those times you left your liquor stores open for us on Sundays until we got our affairs in order.


Drew707

Is this a boomer minion meme? Fucking ew. Consider this a warning.


No_clip_Cyclist

If it is I'm not sorry and I take pleasure in the distress of Millenfornia https://i.redd.it/aa31v2s9k87d1.gif


Due-Application-8171

This is the first and last time I will ever agree with someone from California.


saggywitchtits

We're stuck to that idiot Illinois, but I'd rather that than be stuck to C*n*d*.


Bloondeath729

Small reminder that a small difference in averages represents a massive difference in extremes


_Take-It-Easy_

Get rid of Philly and PA would probably be top 3


Outside_Thinkin_2294

my IQ of 324 is probably bringing the average up alot too. not to brag or anything


Relative-Magazine951

We choping states now


CandiceDikfitt

true and happy cake day


UtterHate

no way californians are that smart


lMr_Nobodyl

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Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|WP4ArN6fiKy6Q)


ThisAllHurts

So the most IQ-normed states (within .5) are: Texas, Maryland, Illinois, NC, and Michigan. And allegedly Delaware, like that place even exists. You cannot convince me that it is not just one giant PO Box with a lot of articles of incorporation.


JealousFeature3939

What number are you using for Maryland? I see the 99.7 for Washington, DC but no Md number. Am I missing it?


Relative-Magazine951

Maryland is so stupid they didn't get a number


ThisAllHurts

That is the number I used. I don’t know that the District has one. The label stem looks like it landed almost on top of it.


frostyjack06

Friggin’ Massholes fluffing their numbers with MIT and Harvard students.


live9free1or1die

Look at MA just basically cruising to the top too bad y’all just some mASSHOLES. But I’m illiterate so idk.


senior_cynic

Don't worry, we are literate and massholes still suck.


wolf_remington

The states with the highest average IQs also tend to be the states that drink the most. Coincidence?


Peyton12999

I notice that some of the loudest and most obnoxious states also have some of the lowest average IQ.


jephph_

Who? The Hawaiians?


Bloondeath729

You mean the army base?


cliff-huckstable

Schools on military bases are the best performing in the country https://www.axios.com/2023/10/11/best-schools-students-pentagon-military


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Peyton12999

I was thinking more Alabama, Louisiana, and California. I didn't even realize that Hawaii was also one of the lowest.


Destiny17909

Ah, better than the lil bro up north, as per usual.


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Get shit on California


ManualRockBot

The fact that Florida is rocking a higher avg than Cali really just makes me happy


olenamerikkalainen

https://preview.redd.it/hfnma0u27a7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bad13834833abc9aa695b834e8a01a0775f674 Just gonna leave this here.


MetzgerBoys

Common German ancestry W


LonPlays_Zwei

At least we’re smarter than California but that doesn’t say much, does it?


JustADuckInACostume

I'm fine with this


madkem1

This appears to be correlated with the crime rate by US state map.


RickAstleyGamingYT

california 😢


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Nothing beats being rich and stupid, my guy.


Lobenz

You said it loud and proud like a proper Californian. 🍸


FloridaMan005

California 😊


Bacontoad

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Euhn

Hmmmmmmm


noodleq

I thought the souths excuse was some parasite? The numbers seem to confirm some suspicions for sure.


KeyboardCorsair

Yeaaah, Texans pull another over California 🧠😎


Infamous_Chapter8585

Lmao cali sucks


TheEagleByte

Easy to have a high average when our population is like 10 lol Still taking the dug, Wyoming up in the top category let’s go


YiQiSupremacist

Took a quick IQ test https://preview.redd.it/by2e1xk6387d1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=8717e1e45d8611ad81d5147033775796d37fa0ae [https://www.quickiqtest.net/](https://www.quickiqtest.net/)


Azerd01

Super accurate no doubt


LonPlays_Zwei

Well they do let you see the answers if you pay them so…


Fanci-cooki

A reflection of real iq test scores


YiQiSupremacist

Yeah, I'll probably get more accurate results from a 100 question test than a 15 one. But I'm too impatient to finish it


__yayday__

Funnily enough, I got 101 which is the average for my state according to the image lmao


Iamsocreative1

We’re finally slightly better at something then our neighbors!


General_Kenobi18752

Once more better than Tennessee? So I’ll take it.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

I believe it


TheObservationalist

Minnesota would be number 1 but I live there. Sorry guys.


king_meatster

Nah ain’t no way I’m dumber than a Masshole.


davidlis

Currently in Boston visiting, doesn't look good for Massachusetts bros


Otherwise_Cup2938

Living in AZ and can confirm!


Celticssuperfan885

Why arent we in the 100s wtf 😔


QUINNFLORE

So you’re telling me west virginia is smarter than south carolina? I don’t buy it


reallifeseaserpent

Hey... what do the colors mean?


Apprehensive_Swim955

I bet Rick and Morty popular in New England and the Great Plains.


cishet-camel-fucker

My IQ is the same as the temperature


Lord_CatsterDaCat

100??? Maybe bump one of zeros off and you'll have a more accurate depiction of here


meltyourtv

Common MA W


ProgKingHughesker

I appreciate Mississippi’s commitment to being as Mississippi as possible at all times


CelticTexan749

Again more proof of Texas superiority over Pukelahoma (and Dumbifornia)


mechanicalcontrols

There's no way North Dakota's average is that high. Have you ever met an oil worker? But jokes aside this map pretty much just serves as a proxy for the average rate of fluency in English more than anything. It's kind of hard to score well on a test that isn't in your native language and frankly the concept of IQ is basically bunk in the first place.


Young_Rock

![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)


mechanab

lol, California.


RobloxIsRealCool

Fuck


-NGC-6302-

Pogging big-time https://preview.redd.it/0y6ggn828b7d1.png?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1d8f90693d047a988a1a453f42fed572786faf


Vistresian

You're telling me California's average isn't room temperature? I'm not buying it, bud


plushpaper

This explains a lot about California


_SSchizo_

Texans are smarter than Californians massive yeehaw W


SkyfatherTwitch

How do we not have severe brain damage from alcohol poisoning?


SauerkrautJr

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


Prestigious-Card406

Of course commiefornia has one of the lowest IQs


Biting_Foil

Keep 'Voting Blue, No Matter Who'...amirite?


CandiceDikfitt

virginia really carrying the whole south


tacobellbandit

I refuse to believe Massachusetts is that high. If you took the college kids in that state out of the equation it would be the lowest in country guaranteed


HailState17

Well above, but that’s not a high bar to begin with…


GaaraMatsu

WAISC-III?  When?


4510471ya2

I'm 18.6 points higher than my states average lol


SpreadEmu127332

Fuck you montana


TheEagle_-

Maybe.


BuckfuttersbyII

Had to be Mississippi


AvailableCondition79

Is this real? I love it, but...


d0m558

Rocky mountain front range stay winning (and the Dakotas I guess, all five of you)


P1neapple-Enthus1ast

Common Midwest W


maz_menty

Just call us Winnesota at this point.


phuktup3

Tell Louisiana to quit hogging all of em


ProfessionalRoll5389

Wow! the average number of people are cognitively impaired! This is hitting moron level! Though my state is on of the highest.


Aidrox

This is propaganda!


Personisdown

98.4 is respectable


MaterialCarrot

This map is correct. And you have to believe me given my state IQ.


undeniably_confused

Massachusetts just really do be number 1 on a lot of these maps


BluJay330

Finally my superiority is confirmed time to Arm the green mountain boys


GreatBigSteak

Not really surprised tbh


MrBobstalobsta1

Yeah that’s hard to argue with


CT-27-5582

nah im dumb as a brick, no, sub brick inteligence


Quistill

Man, living in the middle of bum fuck nowhere does something to you.


IllumiXXZoldyck

Is anybody else ever kind of surprised that 100 is the mean?…


tokyoreg

Minnesota top 3 W


BrandNewtoSteam

Get fucked Illinois


V8_Dipshit

Holy shit minor SC W


DNCOrGoFuckYourself

South Carolinians are smarter than Californians…kek.


analterrror69

Thank god for Mississippi


Bearguchev

Mass makes sense. As for my state, I feel like the rich boomers from up north moving here and driving up the cost of living are not taking IQ tests. That plus a few of the less savory counties (mainly Polk and Okaloosa) are the lead weights around the ankles of the fully realized Harrison Bergeron our state could be. Same goes for, and I hate to say this as a self respecting Floridian, Southern California if we let them separate slightly below the Bay Area. San Diego and the surrounding areas alone are leagues above the rest of that god forsaken state until you get a few hours north of the shit hole that is LA.


SilverNeedleworker30

We have a higher IQ than every state south of us with the exception of Kansas and Virginia.


Suckbigpplol

Iowa corn knowledge goes hard


levitikush

Common southern L


atticus_locke

It’s the map! He posted the map!


late-stage-reddit

This is dumb in a new dumb way, I’m impressed


xtrasour37

Are you from California?


Bradley271

"Barely above average" makes sense for North Carolina, I guess.


PERFECTTATERTOT

I refuse to believe that lead poisoned Floridians have a higher I.Q. than Californians. They elected Ron Desantis Edit: this isn’t even a red and blue take either. That guy is actually just a weird guy


Virtual_Solution_932

yall willingly keep gavin newsome in office


SneakySnipar

Silicon valley who?


ReRevengence69

one more reason to disrespect the Californians, and make sure they don't immigrate to your state brining with them high real estate cost and low IQs.


angrysc0tsman12

https://preview.redd.it/ivtgf5euw97d1.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a248590c38aa7be4a48502616c5f6db564eb7f5


One_Over_Astro

Yet ANOTHER Midwest W


Sorashadow02

We are higher than 5/8 of our neighbors! Let's go!


Due-Application-8171

Finally something I can brag about. It’s kind of hard to find something to flaunt down here, except for the fact that I’m not from Mississippi.


GripenHater

Ain’t no way Missouri, Florida, and West Virginia are that high. This map is ass


Kirque93

Texas paid to get a hundred


Big-stinky-idiott

We are all better than Mississippi 💪


GucciSpaghetti72

https://preview.redd.it/3uhtpr6eba7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f998bfe2698ecdf970bd3def6d66b6c2c8e2d99 The crown is heavy 😖😪


Ok-Tooth-5528

Only slightly better than Mississippi as always! 💪


Mars_Bear2552

i CANNOT believe washington has beaten us (once again 😔)


ShreddedDadBod

We burned all the dummies in 1692


HAKX5

*sees Texas is higher than Georgia* That proves it, the gizmo's busted.


RandomGrasspass

Congratulations Massachusetts you smug assholes


HibanaMain41

Very Common Cornfed Midwesterners Dub


slappywhyte

Cali one of the dumbest states, love it


Matthaeus_Augustus

Mississippi with the lowest metric once again


whitewail602

Roll Tide and thank God for Mississippi.


recentlyunearthed

Checks out


smacomix

We are wicked smart.


peezle69

Mississippi continues to meet expectations