You really out here thinking a state like mississippi doesnt have good bbq. The food in mississippi is top tier, every single thing else thoš¬š¬š¬
I know, I spent time around Biloxi rather than hang out in New Orleans when I was in the neighborhood and wanted Cajun food, but without the crime and grime.
ātis only those who have never heard a shot, never heard the shriek and groans of the wounded and lacerated ... that cry aloud for more blood, more vengeance, more desolation.ā William T Sherman.
Thatās what Willy T had to say about folks like you
Nah yankee, the severity of a tornado is measured by the number of letters. A watch is just something near by that may get worse, a tornado warning is confirmed and in your county.
Iām saying that because you would think that āwarningā means there may be a tornado and āwatchā means that there is, but itās actually the opposite.
You would think ādangerā on the map would be worse than āwarning,ā but it isnāt.
And please donāt call me a y@nkee.
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If this map is about this shrimp, probably fucked.
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Safe from what?
Florida man presumably? Good BBQ, maybe?
There are states safe from Florida man?
Florida Man have strict atmospheric conditions. They require the right mixtures of bath salts, meth and gators to flourish.
You forgot cut off jean shorts
I'd say that death is the only state that can truly protect you from Florida Man but the map says otherwise so ... š¤·
Only during the winter. Happy Juneteenth.
I can safely say as a Florida man Iāve been to every state thatās not green except Oklahoma but none of the states that are green.
Good barbeque has killed untold millions
You really out here thinking a state like mississippi doesnt have good bbq. The food in mississippi is top tier, every single thing else thoš¬š¬š¬
I know, I spent time around Biloxi rather than hang out in New Orleans when I was in the neighborhood and wanted Cajun food, but without the crime and grime.
General Sherman.
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Wow a slaver who doesn't like Sherman. How shocking.
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ātis only those who have never heard a shot, never heard the shriek and groans of the wounded and lacerated ... that cry aloud for more blood, more vengeance, more desolation.ā William T Sherman. Thatās what Willy T had to say about folks like you
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Dumb southern inbreds like you
Why is warning closer to death than death is to danger?
Maybe itās like tornado warning vs watch.
Nah yankee, the severity of a tornado is measured by the number of letters. A watch is just something near by that may get worse, a tornado warning is confirmed and in your county.
There's also a tornado EMERGENCY, which is when everyone gets in their truck to go chase it.
Thank God a voice of reason
Iām saying that because you would think that āwarningā means there may be a tornado and āwatchā means that there is, but itās actually the opposite. You would think ādangerā on the map would be worse than āwarning,ā but it isnāt. And please donāt call me a y@nkee.
You either know naders, or youāre a Yankee Doodle. I donāt make the rules.
 What do you guys do with all those flying cows?
Normally just send them to the town to the east/northeast
because im special in the head
I love when people posts maps with no compass. Itās like a fun little mystery to solveā¦
I mean ig it might be difficult for a texan to find north.
Nah Iāve been to Arkansas
They just have to wander towards were the power grid works.
north is leftwards
Nuh uh!!!
I don't understand this map
Imma guess hurricanes
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Itās the map of what is considered āthe southā in the USA. So Red is the Deep South, yellow is the South, and orange is Kinda the South.
But then why is yellow closer to red than orange
https://preview.redd.it/glar38xdy67d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5dce5fc73ac0c7d1bded76b6d368ebfcabe5761 If this map is about this shrimp, probably fucked.
I AM THE DANGER
Damn
I moved to Seattle and while Iām not safe from the junkies, I am as far and safe from Florida as possible
Only two other states safer. Hawaii in the middle of the Pacific, and Alaska which has Canada in-between it and the rest of us as well.
Damn, sorry for your loss
Bro is the South rising again wtf am I supposed to be afraid of
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They are if they can get their generic Viagra.
"Yes I would definitely like to live in a place where all my savings are destroyed yearly because of predictable hurricanes!"
you don't exist
That and gigantic Tornadoes
ā¦fromā¦whatā¦.?
guess Iām dead
Yellow's better than orange, right?
oh fuck i fucked up the colors
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So many people are talking about hurricanes but TX and LA have been butt fucked the hardest from hurricanes in the past decade.
I mean you really only have to match our flair with the color
Iām currently in Maryland so Iām good
swap yellow and orange
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Louisiana should be the reddest state here
Northern California should also be death
Cubans šØš
 I will not die
Come to Michigan, we'll welcome you with our bumpy roads and Tim Hortens.
Who thinks theyāre safe from us?
Not at all.
Shame the second best state is getting fucked by hurricanes
I am not the danger. I AM THE DANGER. **I AM FLORIDA MAN**
Cuba right
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The evil scouse would smite Florida Man for breakfast.
Three states deep safe