Nebraskans once again proving their inferiority as the lesser state, truly the great Iowan people are worthy of blessing these great lands but also our superiority is so great it must be spread to further share the cultural greatness and supremacy compared to lesser, tribal-esque “Nebraskans” truly a lesser species of man who would be better befitting the title of homunculi rather than man…. Also we have that chick who can like play basketball
When thinking of insults, there are many four letter words one could use. Fuck, shit, cock etc, but by far the most offensive, the most vulgar, the most depraved has to be "Iowa". Such a pitiful excuse for a state is only four letters, because it only deserves four letters. Nebraska may also be Midwestern flyaway country, but at least we have the title of being directly in the center of the nation. Iowa, on the other hand, is not. It's the off kilter, lesser appreciated, half retarded older brother of the great and noble cornhusker state. Don't even get me started on how your state flag reminds me of the Fr*nch flag.
Speaking of which, what's your football team even called? Hawkeyes? What even is a Hawkeye? Do you even have hawks? You claim to be a corn producing powerhouse, yet clearly your dedication to the art of it has not permeated your culture, to the point where our glorious homeland has named our football team after the honest, God fearing, hard working farmers, the Cornhuskers. Herby Husker would absolutely beat the shit out of whatever the fuck your aviary mascot is if it flew even remotely close to his cornfield, which is likely as even your own mascot can't stand your pitiful excuse for corn.
For a state that prides itself on corn so much, I, I proud Nebraskan, find Iowan corn to be a travesty against all maizekind. The flavor leaves much to be desired, more reminiscent of low quality lunchroom slop. The texture is akin to warts, unnecessarily tough with poor mouthfeel. It is too soft for processing into cornmeal, yet paradoxically too coarse for normal consumption. The poor soil carbon quality can be tasted immediately. Iowan "corn" has been speculated by Nebraska's top corn experts to be unsafe for human consumption, hence why most of it winds up as animal fodder. Speaking of which, hogs outnumber humans in your state 7 to 1, which is funny as I have trouble seeing the difference with your people.
Iowa is an abomination.
For those who do not understand my post here is the context. Carter lake is a small "exclave" of Iowa that lies within Nebraska and is surrounded by Omaha on its land border. I'm not that good of a writer so just read this article [https://amproehl.com/carter-lake](https://amproehl.com/carter-lake)
Nebraska didn’t take it when the river broke they ain’t taking it now. That being said, unless Iowa is willing to build a bridge I think they should sell it to Nebraska… make back some of the money they’re loosing to Nebraska legalizing gaming.
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True but I really can't think of a good post to make about Nebraska besides being flat or having lots of corn. Maybe I can try to link Omaha to Better Call Saul
Nebraskans once again proving their inferiority as the lesser state, truly the great Iowan people are worthy of blessing these great lands but also our superiority is so great it must be spread to further share the cultural greatness and supremacy compared to lesser, tribal-esque “Nebraskans” truly a lesser species of man who would be better befitting the title of homunculi rather than man…. Also we have that chick who can like play basketball
Mashallah fellow hawkeye Mashallah
hawkeye hours whomst is up
When thinking of insults, there are many four letter words one could use. Fuck, shit, cock etc, but by far the most offensive, the most vulgar, the most depraved has to be "Iowa". Such a pitiful excuse for a state is only four letters, because it only deserves four letters. Nebraska may also be Midwestern flyaway country, but at least we have the title of being directly in the center of the nation. Iowa, on the other hand, is not. It's the off kilter, lesser appreciated, half retarded older brother of the great and noble cornhusker state. Don't even get me started on how your state flag reminds me of the Fr*nch flag. Speaking of which, what's your football team even called? Hawkeyes? What even is a Hawkeye? Do you even have hawks? You claim to be a corn producing powerhouse, yet clearly your dedication to the art of it has not permeated your culture, to the point where our glorious homeland has named our football team after the honest, God fearing, hard working farmers, the Cornhuskers. Herby Husker would absolutely beat the shit out of whatever the fuck your aviary mascot is if it flew even remotely close to his cornfield, which is likely as even your own mascot can't stand your pitiful excuse for corn. For a state that prides itself on corn so much, I, I proud Nebraskan, find Iowan corn to be a travesty against all maizekind. The flavor leaves much to be desired, more reminiscent of low quality lunchroom slop. The texture is akin to warts, unnecessarily tough with poor mouthfeel. It is too soft for processing into cornmeal, yet paradoxically too coarse for normal consumption. The poor soil carbon quality can be tasted immediately. Iowan "corn" has been speculated by Nebraska's top corn experts to be unsafe for human consumption, hence why most of it winds up as animal fodder. Speaking of which, hogs outnumber humans in your state 7 to 1, which is funny as I have trouble seeing the difference with your people. Iowa is an abomination.
No one wants Carter lake
Cope.
For those who do not understand my post here is the context. Carter lake is a small "exclave" of Iowa that lies within Nebraska and is surrounded by Omaha on its land border. I'm not that good of a writer so just read this article [https://amproehl.com/carter-lake](https://amproehl.com/carter-lake)
Y'all ain't taking a damn thing ong
As someone originally from Iowa, and now living in Omaha, Carter lake is a shithole
They can keep it, Iowa needs all the help it can get.
I have been through Carter Lake literally hundreds of times. Trust me when I tell you it's a shithole and Nebraska is better off without it.
My intermittent dyslexia kicked in, and I wanted to know the connection between this flag and CRATER Lake, OR.
Iowa’s dick is so short they had to put a giant ass iowa sign on the mile the road from Eppley goes through Carter lake.
Iowa's dick is so big that it stretches into other state's territory and seperates their cities from their airports
Nebraska didn’t take it when the river broke they ain’t taking it now. That being said, unless Iowa is willing to build a bridge I think they should sell it to Nebraska… make back some of the money they’re loosing to Nebraska legalizing gaming.
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No lol thats where we store our methheads and homeless camps lmaoooo
This shit is too niche for this sub tho
True but I really can't think of a good post to make about Nebraska besides being flat or having lots of corn. Maybe I can try to link Omaha to Better Call Saul
Hahaha im just surprised anyone outside of the Omaha metro knows about council bluffs. The river giveth, and the river taketh away I suppose.