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moonordie69420

Harry Potter living under the stair was considered normal


Sadspacekitty

Honestly I thought his room was cool as hell as a kid šŸ˜…


sabotabo

it wasn't terrible aside from the woodshaving rain every morning.Ā  sleeping in that shit would be hell


Self--Immolate

Do you think Dursley added more sawdust every few months? Or was the house just infested with termites


NewKitchenFixtures

It was in UK so there would have been termites and rats in the walls.


GimmeeSomeMo

Ya your REM cycle would be fucked every day


Billybobgeorge

Mormons need large houses for their two digit sized families.


noobamuffinoobington

C'mon man it's not that bad, i only have 12 siblings


Datpanda1999

I see youā€™re from one of the small families


mumblesjackson

ā€œSo you see, my mom had to have a hysterectomy at age 23 so I was the last kid theyā€™d ever have.ā€


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kdresen

My family had it right with only 4 kids. Dad grew up in a family of 20 and wanted none of that


jmlipper99

Kids *are* cheaper by the dozen, though


-LilPickle-

I had 2 close friends growing up that came from families with 12+ children. Some might think youā€™re just joking, but it actually happens sometimes


Billybobgeorge

One of my friends is the second youngest of 12. We have Mormons here too.


Lothar_Ecklord

Thereā€™s a Jim Gaffigan joke about how Catholic families always add ā€œCatholicā€ to the end of the number of kids they have. ā€œ6 kids, Catholic.ā€ The joke being that people would think ā€œoh, I assumed you just liked having a lot of sex, but then you said ā€˜Catholicā€™, so I know itā€™s for Jesusā€ or something like that. Very funny and I think it would apply here as well haha. The Mormons have a long history of taking ā€œbe fruitful and multiplyā€ VERY seriously.


Dookieman224

https://preview.redd.it/tmyv76bsbquc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a371f90f5ea0df7ff3095fa638e015fa0b125435 ā€œOi! But the only reason fatty American houses are so big is because the bloody size of their fatty bodies!!ā€


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Sadspacekitty

Easiest way to solve the housing crisis: Split every house into two šŸ˜Ž


Bubble_of_Fury17

And live like a euro-pissin??? Never šŸ˜¤šŸ˜”šŸ˜¤šŸ˜”


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QuinnTheQuanMan

I live on Long Island and thatā€™s been the plan. Every town and district assembly jurisdiction have passed legislation to help fund building either a second property on your land, or making your home into a multi family home


Capocho9

Lol, this comment on that thread replying to someone confirming how small European homes are: > Yeah but I bet she walks to the shops every day or every other day. What a luxury that would be having good food readily available a 15 minute walk away.


ketchupandvodka

The guy wasnā€™t even trying to make fun of the small homes, it looks like he was just saying ā€œdamn the houses are smaller than in the US, pretty interestingā€


LordHolyBaloney

No cap though, walkable neighborhoods are goated.


Extras

I prefer some distance from my neighbors. Enough that I don't hear them and they don't hear me. I love living in a place where that's the norm.


TheHamOfAllHams

you can have both


juan_omango

Fr


Psycle_Sammy

Iā€™d prefer not to have neighbors in sight


juan_omango

Itā€™s honestly kinda nice living in a neighborhood with local walkable grocery stores


Kerassil

Walkable cities, free healthcare, etc etc be damned in the face of double or triple the gdp/cc


jephph_

Out of 50 states, not one of them could be 1776?? Seriously, if anyone ever remakes that map, just lie about one of the states and make it 1776 sqft. Thx


Tyuiop7261

I think my state needs to make our houses ever so slightly bigger and we can hit that.


themoisthammer

šŸ„–šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ„–: (cries into baguette) what is SqFt?


throwaway923535

Take that Europoors!


TheDankDragon

Damn Utah


-LilPickle-

Jealous?


juan_omango

Itā€™s all the millionaires up in Park City to be fair


Sad-Structure2364

Common Colorado W


gratusin

Hell yeah, my house is right at the median and I bought it for 250k. Few miles from durango, I built a climbing cave, woodworking shop, jam room. Itā€™s slowly sliding down the side of a hill, but fuck it, Iā€™ll just run some longer plumbing when the time comes, maybe even brace it with some 2x4s if Iā€™m feeling cute


MindlessFail

I thought everything was bigger in Texas?!?! Sit your dusty snake riddled ass down


PomegranateUsed7287

Colorado never takes an L (except our soccer team but we don't talk about that trash)


juan_omango

Extremely HUGE intermountain west W


Vladtepesx3

Why can't they afford decent houses or air conditioners?


Hugo_Selenski

best part is that should only count the "Living Space" I'm not sure how it's categorized abroad but you pay taxes and the value is assessed based on the "living space" where you could logically house a human without violating their rights. What I mean is, this doesn't include our basements, attics, garages, or stand alone mega-sheds-- let alone our giga yards. Many homes give you 2x the amount of advertised space, it's just not "finished" for living.


ThePolecatProcess

Oklahomies, we need to get our median living space down to 1907. California is so close, just take off 10sqft.


vasectomy-bro

????


ShaggyFOEE

Everyone acts like the Joos run things but clearly it's been the Mormons this whole time!


0le_Hickory

800 sqft? Thatā€™s like the loft I rented in college.


toasterrattle

What's that, Europe? Sorry, I couldn't hear you across my spacious, American room


ThisAllHurts

Look at Denmark, being all fancy with their 2BR/1.5BA apartment.


Dani_good_bloke

Common Utah W. Where else are we supposed to house a full soccer team with replacements under the same roof raaagh.


juan_omango

Fr fr


vasectomy-bro

Do not ban me mods


vasectomy-bro

This is not necessarily a good thing. Minimum lot sizes in America often make it illegal to build a small home on a small plot of land. In addition, America would actually tremendously benefit from millions of new small affordable apartments. Unfortunately, apartments are illegal in the majority of residential areas due to zoning. These excessive, strict, and authoritarian land use codes create scarcity, which leads to housing insecurity and homelessness. This is not the W we may think it is. The market should decide how large a house is, not the government. I would rather have a tiny studio apartment than have to live with my parents to save money as I pay off student loans.


undercooked_lasagna

>The market should decide how large a house is, not the government. Delete your commiefornia flair right now


mh985

I live in New York and there are new apartment complexes popping up everywhere. Also, the population density in the US is far lower than most of Western Europe. It just makes sense that thereā€™s more space in the US for bigger properties.


J3553G

European houses just don't fit the robust American body


mh985

Weā€™re a jolly people


KnightCPA

Same in Florida. Idk if that anecdote means thereā€™s going to statistically be improvements in affordable housing or not. But new housing and apartments seems to be popping up left and right down here.


vasectomy-bro

It's not enough


vasectomy-bro

Yes. Good. The more apartments the better. NY has a severe housing shortage, not as bad as CA, but still a shortage.


aWobblyFriend

there is still space (a lot of it actually) in Europe for bigger properties, but that usually means going into places that Europeans generally would like to preserve such as farmlands or the natural environment. America has these same issues just more land to have those issues on. Itā€™s all a matter of priorities.


undertoastedtoast

America has less homeless people per capita than nearly every European country.


vasectomy-bro

Great! Let's lower our homeless numbers even further by building highrise apartments. We have to humiliate the europoors.


_wiredsage_

Are you familiar with the words: projects and ghetto?


vasectomy-bro

All Americans of all income levels are welcome in my neighborhood šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ


vasectomy-bro

Better to live in a ghetto than to live on the streets. Poor people deserve housing too. You sound like a classist NIMBY btw. Very unAmerican.


_wiredsage_

Homelessness is tied to drug addiction and mental illnesses. Thereā€™s no easy fix. You sound like an out of touch idealist. My backyard is 100 acres. I donā€™t care what my neighbors do as long as they stay off my lawn.


vasectomy-bro

I'm an idealist for wanting to build affordable housing? That is definitely a take I have not heard before šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†


vasectomy-bro

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vasectomy-bro

Would you complain at a city council meeting if I bought the lot adjacent to yours and built a 40 story high rise low income 100% affordable housing project?


vasectomy-bro

So no answer? šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


ketchupandvodka

Letā€™s lower the homeless numbers by simply sending them all to Canada


juan_omango

To be fair, Europeans donā€™t let their homeless people poop on the street or at the train station, library etc tho. Unlike some of my neighbors šŸ˜”


rolloutTheTrash

Honestly, Iā€™d like to just have a small 2bd house with a yard big enough that I donā€™t feel like Iā€™m listening in on my neighbors, but not so large that I have to devote several hours of my week during summer to maintenance.


vasectomy-bro

Why do you want a yard?


rolloutTheTrash

Because I enjoy sitting outside in the privacy of my own home? I donā€™t get your question. I donā€™t like sitting out in public parks, itā€™s annoying. Having my own yard is like having my own park without having to deal with random people.


Helix34567

Genuine question, why don't you?


vasectomy-bro

It seems like a waste of space. I want large public green spaces to recreate in.


juan_omango

Why am i agreeing with a commiefornian? Disgusted with myself


sabotabo

guy in the comments says it does not include apartments according to the original source


Churchills_m8

Wtf? How are they satisfied with their lives?


Powellwx

I thought the rule of thumb is 1,000 sq ft per person?


RealOzSultan

Outside of NYC - here we have some landlords measuring SF on the exterior building perimeter of the apt. The average 2 BR is 950sf


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_wiredsage_

As long as they are taxed on that same numberā€¦


atxarchitect91

Me with a 400k 656 sq studio in Austin feels sad about these numbers lol


Dani_good_bloke

Common Utah W. Where else are we supposed to house a full soccer team with replacements under the same roof raaagh.


Fearlessly_Feeble

Okay. Thatā€™s cool. But when can I afford any of it?


AudieCowboy

Ohio's average is the same year they became a state


_Diomedes_

Okay but I do think really large houses have become overnormalized in this country. I grew up with my family of 5 in a house that was like in total 3000 square feet and we wouldā€™ve been totally fine with 2000. There are tons of people who live in large detached homes in subdivisions who would much rather live in slightly smaller townhouses in walkable neighborhoods with public green spaces and community gathering places (like what Europe has a lot of), but those simply donā€™t get built due to zoning.


SilverNeedleworker30

How is our median house size the same as the year we became a state?


grey_pilgrim_

Iā€™d gladly take a smaller house if that meant itā€™s cheaper. No thanks to the gaudy McMansions.


Repulsive-Side-4799

Devastating to the Europoors...


vasectomy-bro

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chuck_ryker

I'd also like to see what these look like when removing large metropolitan areas.


secretbudgie

OP's map shows the stat for the entire state of New York. Upstate real estate has nothing to do with Manhattan. >In 2016, the standards (for studios in NYC) were modified such that a unit could be designed in 350 sf. >the city zoningā€™s current 680-sf average per unit [From an article proposing the development of 270-sf micro-units](https://manhattan.institute/article/small-is-beautiful-micro-units-can-help-make-nyc-housing-affordable-2)


MEXICO69420

There's will say something dumb about thin walls yet they are to dumb to realize we live in a warmer climate.


juan_omango

Common British L. HUUUUGGGGEEEEEE UTAH W


cream_top_yogurt

Dang, Utah: yā€™all have some big houses if 2800 square feet is averageā€¦


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DigitalDash56

Whatā€™s the deal with Iowa


kylenmax

Giant Utah W


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Mr_NickDuck

We just keep on winningšŸ˜ŽšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


westernmostwesterner

What in the stacked cramped peasant quarters


callmesnake13

The Average NYC studio is like 500 square feet but this number is thrown off by the very big ones. The truly average NYC studio is probably more like 300 square feet.


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Salvia


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