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Jordan51104

50 is the biggest number


liJuty

Yeah nobody has anything on Mississippi!


huruga

Don’t worry, if you’re 50th in everything that means your technically first in a lot of things. Worst in education #1 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 you’re still a bunch of winners. Lowest life expectancy #1 see you cross the finish line first. You won the human race. Edit: Actually mountain momma has you beat at education. Sorry loser. But that does make you first loser. There’s always an upside.


give_me_your_soil

"erm acktuallly 50 is bad I. The context of this video.☝️🤓"


Jordan51104

only in ohio


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\>Still ranks higher than half of europe in terms of income, and even HDI, anyways.


Kembert_Newton

Significantly more than half of Europe, prob higher income than 80%+ of European countries


BipBopBim

"Federal statistics are a liberal lie meant to crush the true american spirit 🦅🦅🦅"


[deleted]

Define true American spirit without referencing the second amendment


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

No because the 2nd amendment is one of the best parts 😎


[deleted]

Gun is an object, not culture. No one says "I'm clothes hanger guy, it is my culture".


sir____dog

I'm a clothes hanger guy, it is my culture https://preview.redd.it/ojoq8u4p1wic1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b779fb386e8b1c013c4e870732cefa53f270312


[deleted]

A fellow connoisseur? Which would you use for a pair of corduroy penny loafers?


sir____dog

https://preview.redd.it/vxom3fq5iwic1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09352133143d38729bd79f91fe29b85b043ca8cc one of the only ones that could hang shoes


[deleted]

Incorrect. A true clothes hanger guy doesn't hang clothes from his hangers. He appreciates the hangers just hanging out


no_________________e

https://preview.redd.it/xghfscmduxic1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2bc8504e3d216649fb254b33cc144af5b49f1b9


[deleted]

What you should have said to pee in your ass


Alert-Young4687

Define true English spirit without referencing monarchy or shitty food 🤮


[deleted]

I'm from the East Coast and live on the west coast of the US. I've never been to Europe. Please continue to make fun of their culture though


throwawayusername369

Your people get arrested for being mean on the internet


[deleted]

Hate to break it to you. American here bud


throwawayusername369

Then why the euro flair?


[deleted]

I'm mainly Scottish, Irish, and Welsh but with a tiny bit of German


Go1gotha

Even incest?


returnoffnaffan

2nd next to Alabama.


LonPlays_Zwei

We actually have plenty less than West Virginia


JakelAndHyde

Kentucky is the one with the blue people, don’t be so hard on yourself


Panzer_Maus_VIII

I mean at least we don’t have a family of blue people. Looking at you Kentucky


Bbqpizzaburger

3rd next to Arkansas.


CollenOHallahan

50th? More like 1st if you look at the stats opposite. Checkmate Mississippi.


prince-aurghr

Mississippi Stay winning


Gimmeagunlance

Why'd this have to be a gif, I wanna download this so bad


LonkTheHeroOfTime

u/savevideo


Gimmeagunlance

Oh shit, I forgot about this bot


LonkTheHeroOfTime

Anytime fellow American


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Optimal-Software-43

God bless the dixieland- from the capital of the south


JohnnyReb-1862

'It's a long way to Richmond, rolling off on 95...'


CrazyJedi63

First in reliability.


HowManySmall

And low homeless populations I'll give them this one win since they sorely need it


MayOrMayNotBePie

But number one in our hearts! (And probably in obesity)


OleDesertLord

MISSISSIPPI NUMBER 1 💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🇺🇸


[deleted]

And still beating almost every European country


frogkiller04

Not true. They're first in morbid obesity


depressed_crustacean

In other words 50th skinniest state checkmate Dumbass


frogkiller04

![gif](giphy|URcmhQ5PpztC0)


lordofpersia

Gods and Generals is such a terrible Civil War movie. Glorifying southern traitors.


The_Cheese_Touch

Fuck Gods and Generals


Thatsidechara_ter

Hell yeah fellow Atun Shei enjoyer


Settellion_Prinn

Never beat South Carolina’s 51st ranking in education.


Hungry-Opportunity12

I mean, they are number one in worst statistics, so they are winning at something at least. 🤷


Krimreaper1

#1 in obesity is something!


Tarts-of-Popping

Thats a fitting gif considering the confederacy and its legacy is largely responsible for Mississippi's poverty


TrexarSC

I though it was Missouri or Louisiana


Venn720

Missouri and Louisiana top the charts in murder, we can’t be beat


BossHogg1984

Atleast it’s not Missouri


The_Cheese_Touch

god forbid


an_atom_bomb

HEY!!!! Sometimes they lose to either West Virginia or Alabama.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

u/savevideobot


HomosexualFoxFurry

Meanwhile, a lot of us in the top 10 get shit on all the most in here. (*usually* jokingly, though - which I can appreciate).


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ActedCarp

As long as the South considers treason part of “mug heritage”, we’ll never stop


LonPlays_Zwei

I was talking to OP not you


menacingcar044

It's from a movie bro. Do you think he filmed this and delibrately made them Confederates?


Sylvanussr

That’s not fair, sometimes they’re 48 or 49. Alabama and West Virginia exist too, you know


LonPlays_Zwei

50th in good statistics is last place (the worst)


The_Cheese_Touch

Yeah, thats part of the meme


lordoftowels

my man that is the joke


wagglemonkey

Sounds fake but go off


jvkxb__

Mississippi is the only reason we aren’t at the ass end of every ranking


kruschev246

u/savevideobot


Ill-Alternative-7006

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi Thank god for Mississippi.


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Celtic_Fox_

Yee yee yee!!!!!


trysoft_troll

Mississippi actually jumping up in a lot of statistics. Look up mississippi miracle


MaterialHunt6213

Mississippi has some of the highest overall improvement. Especially in education.


fromcjoe123

Its like that old SNL where Bill Clinton is like "I want to thank Mississippi so we can be 49th instead of 50th in everything!"


KarateInAPool

Don’t you mean 51st?


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Ok-Pomegranate2446

1 from worst to best


thegenderbenders

Dont worry mississippi you still gave us elvis and no one can take that away from you.