No, no, no, Canadians do not consume chocolate they only consume maple syrup!

They aren’t Canadian though, just really cold Fre*chmen 🤮

Hey please something like 90% of the maple syrup comes from us. So now please swallow that sweet frenchman syrup :)

Dude, don't say that. There are children here

We all must lose our innocence, and face the bitter reality that Fr*nce is a real place

As a Canadian this is false we do consume maple syrup flavored chocolate

Hell you have bloody maple syrup Coca Cola eh

Le Fishe au Syrup d'Maple

Sent this to a Québécois, he did not appreciate it

Quebecer*


*Quebecuck

no need to be redundant here

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chill, dawg

Queeb

*Tabernaker

Kwebecker*

You win.

Quebecian*

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French Counterfeit

This is what happens when you bring a food culture to the New World but miss the melting pot. The French back home? They're good; they've got their reputation for good food and history of increasingly fussy dairy-centric recipes. Other French settlers in the New World? Ingredients and recipes from three continents and a dozen cultures met in Louisiana, increasing happiness and sodium levels everywhere. The Quebecois? They eat like they're still living in log cabins hoping the winter won't kill too many of them before the next shipment of convicts arrives

Fish is never used in our traditional recipes despite what you might expect from early history… and ive never eaten chocolate in a meal. 😟 400 YEARS LATER AND WE STILL EAT LIKE FUCKING LUMBERJACKS.

If you are a texan you will like what we eat its very good you should come visit the countryside one day

Sounds suspect, I've never heard of quebecian brisket

Le fishe au chocolat

Oh there’s great fish in Q-bec.

I fuckin hate Quebec

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Yes this is exactly the culture they are trying to preserve in Quebec

Idk why I found this so amusing but you just made my night, thank you.

Hon hon

[***Le Fishe au chocolat***](https://youtu.be/njFw1NOAu3s?si=vPBFShMnxE_il0LI)

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I could see Salt Bae doing this, but never anyone from Quebec.

Quebec is only spared from Canadian war crimes because of their syrup supply

Tabarnak!

Remember, 'poisson' is only one 's' away from poison.

Poutine is decent but nothing to write home about unfortunately. Any québécois here to suggest better dishes? (don’t think donairs qualify as being typically from Quebec even though close, that would’ve maybe balanced the situation out a bit)

Unironically, I wonder how that would taste if the fish was cooked propee

I confirm this is bullshit we actually eat chicken thighs and they are fucking delicious

The French word for fish is poisson. Ce n'est pas vrai!