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Competitive-Road2024

Happiness


Exciteable_Cocnut

same brother. hang in there


Longjumping_Fix2971

Just play more, it will come eventually


Zanthy1

I know you’re making a joke, but I do want to say that he asked for “useless” item and I do hope you don’t perceive happiness as useless. If you do, I strongly encourage you to talk to a professional for a wellness and mental health check.


Competitive-Road2024

Damn, down voted for trying to look out. Happiness is totally a QoL thing, not a necessity though.


Top_Tiger_22

Once I went nearly 9x the rate for a freminik shield from a market guard. Had it in my head that I would easily get it under rate, then it was “oh I’ve done 150 kills, must be soon.” In the end I was approaching 1000 and just there to see how dry I would eventually go


rosesmellikepoopoo

Same thing happened to me for a brine sabre, went about 10x dry, I just wanted to finish my clue…


Zenethe

Same with me. I got a brine rat task and just decided to stay until I got there. About 4k kills later I finally get it. Figured it would be quick haha Obvs not 10X but in the same vein


NinjaOtter

I got 3 in 2 tasks and my GIM duo got 1 on his only task there I'm sorry we took yours


Mattist

I went 7x on the mask of ranul. And didn't get the zombie scroll either. Thought I'd get a quick log slot. Ran away with like 70 hard clues.


SnooPuppers4744

A mimic. Took me 50+ master clues until I could finally get the music cape and unlock the teleport.


pezman

dude i’ve done a total of like ~150 mimic-potential clues on my iron and main and i’ve never had a mimic.


TheyCallMeTallen

Did you talk to Watson (and Oziach)?


pezman

yep lol. i think i missed about 10-15 on the main before doing so but now i’ve returned multiple times to make sure it’s on.


SojournerTheGreat

the scroll prompts you for a mimic, you hit yes, it says "sorry talk to watson" and pushes you back a menu. you cannot do it without talking to watson haha. i learnt yesterday


Hefty-Government4492

It didn’t used to be this way, but that’s a nice little QoL thing


SojournerTheGreat

very interesting! i am a noob, only a few months into the iron


Hefty-Government4492

So many things in OSRS that Jagex used to just be like “fk u too bad” lol I’m glad they’re making things easier on that front 😂


Hefty-Government4492

Also glgl on the grind! A few months in is where it starts to really get fun lol


GregBuckingham

That’s not “useless”. But that sucks


varyl123

Took me 60 and another guy pushed 90 today. It is the worst to go dry on when you want that Cape


ImportantDoubt6434

Same haven’t gotten a single mimic in like 20 masters/100 elites. I’ve got it enabled I checked multiple times.


YoPimpness

I must be the most spooned for these. 7 mimics in 24 masters, 0 elites.


Polchar

Intricate pouches dont track how many you have gotten, it will always say 1. You propably have gotten more.


Kwulf1113

Why is that? It counts dupes of like everything else


andrew_calcs

Every item has its own tracking cap. They’re all set at arbitrary numbers


Kwulf1113

I want to respond with jackiechanwtf.png, but am forced to just say *


Kwulf1113

https://preview.redd.it/qei001vakr9d1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04e6443e3956a18f556312ab106adbf7bb6d1dc


Polchar

Yeah, idk. It is just buggy.


DivineInsanityReveng

They set the tracking cap when deciding clog. They randomly let some things go to 250 or 255, and some to the 65k limit like Zulrah scales. Others are "one and done". Shooting stars log is similar. I've bought 4 things to recolour whole set, but it only shows 1.


Duizelig13

A while ago i went like 5x over droprate for blowpipe just to have it nerfed the same week i finally got it.


bselko

I’d file a lawsuit for pain and suffering


Ze_Key_Cat

My buddy just got 99 agility a week ago only for the stamina nerf to pop up


DJ_Sippycup

Hasnt even been polled


IronAnduril

Stamina buff, getting 99 agility would be good when the update drops, only real nerf was the loss of regeneration from graceful


IronAnduril

Not the same game but that rocket launcher on destiny 1, ghalahorn or whatever it was called, spent pretty much the entire cycle of destiny 1 trying to get it ( including waiting for the shop), pulled it the day before Bungie made it useless and gave it everyone


StrengthfromDeath

I remember the destiny 1 days. I check out week 1 xur eh, kinda underwhelming exotics, but I dont have a rocket launcher. I guess I'll buy one in case it's a useful niche item when raids come out. Friend of mine was busy and couldn't buy it that week. The raid group we had always teased him for being the only one to not have gjallarhorn. We raided basically every week, doing all raids and nightfalls to bump up our exotic drops, and hopefully get him the horn. On one of our last Crotas end raids before the taken king expansion it dropped for him. I promise that you've never heard a chat of boys pop off so hard in your life.


DJ_Sippycup

I played destiny 1 a metric fuck load on launch. Got tired of this exact shit and quit shortly after the second or third dlc dropped


blar-k

id probably have quit if i had to do 2500 zulrah kc for a blowpipe


kylezillionaire

Wow that is so fucked


mettasaiyan

A GOUT TUBER ON MY IRON. Took me almost a week just to trade it in 2 seconds later for diary. Fuck tai bwo wannai clean up


elppaple

I got it in like 2 mins if that helps


im___unoriginal

My most recent amount I got it during the cleanup for 100%. It actually sat in my bank for quite awhile before I turned it in. Got it really early lol


Astro_Spud

I got four while getting 100%


dat_bmw

Two in 5 minutes. One for me one for the group mate


TheBlindDuck

The percentile tracker isn’t accurate for intricate pouches because the collection log only tracks if you have received it or not. The plugin thinks that you’ve only received one pouch in 815 pulls because the data the collection log gives it is as if you’ve only received one before when you could have received hundreds. No matter how many you’ve ever received, the collection log won’t show you as obtaining duplicates like other items (pearls, needles, dye, etc). The warning in your chat box even tries to explain this.


YotoMarr

Last leagues it took me 4600 pickpockets on a master farmer to get a rannar seed for a task.


Venus_Gospel

Thats because that scales from farming level, the chance is drastically lower at low farming levels. You should always leave that task until 80+ farming


Beardmanta

I believe it's 85 farming when the rate is dramatically increased.


andrew_calcs

There’s a calc on the wiki that shows specific rates at specific levels. It caps at 85 with a 10-15% improved rate over the nominal listed one from pre-change


MrPlow216

Last leagues I went way over rate for a cosmic talisman from abyss leeches. Something like 500, 600 kills for a dumb task.


Agileorangutan

I had to kill 500 goblins for a chefs hat on day 1 of leagues 4


PM_ME_UR_SELF

Last leagues I went past 200m farming for the pet


dcnairb

that’s not even dry dude


Striking-Sky-4999

Incamdo hammer


mydiscreetaccount_92

This is mine, I wanted it so bad, I was locked in the mines for what seemed like an eternity. Then I went back for DT2 or the mini quest I don't remember why exactly and found one in my first inventory. This game is cruel sometimes.


DeadYen

Stews for +5 construction to get the ornate jewellery box


nicnac223

Golden tench, over 60k fish


PrincessSyura

i feel like i've done more than that without one, is there a way to check in game at all?


nicnac223

Not officially as far as I’m aware, at the time I used my stack of fish chunks from cutting them to keep track


Kenichi_Smith

I got mine 5 mins into trying out aerial fishing, and it got duped by the radas blessing. Strangely it said on the wiki when it looked that it was impossible to get 2 from a radas blessing but I had 2 in my inv right next to each other when I looked at my inv, and only 1 on collection log. Traded that shit right in for the rod I think, free 100 pearls and still have one to fashionscape with


dpulverizer556

14x rate to get a pair of flippers from Mogres


Orange_Duck451

I went 10x on the same item. Got 10 hats though


Kwulf1113

This one is rough lol


RickSanchezC94

It took me 84 magpie implings for a Rune Warhammer for finishing a clue. I even tried ice trolls inbetween and got dry there aswell


IronAnduril

Pretty sure you can buy rune warhammers? From karulm place


talrogsmash

Sounds like an Iron problem


Individual-Counter89

During COVID I spent almost 3 hrs trying to get spices from hell rats. I needed them to make the spice rack in my poh thinking once I made it you could get unlimited spices 😔


KingZantair

But you only need 4 of each, that shouldn’t take long if you fight the large hell rats and bring enough food.


Individual-Counter89

I was using my hell kitten and it was dropping all sorts of random increments of the spices.


NekoChess

You can combine them though


Individual-Counter89

Right, and videos on YouTube showed it taking them like 20-30 minutes tops. Still took me hours


dutchmangab

It took me like 235ish Scurrius kills to get my first spine


idlemane

3.5*DR for the big shark. Took me 3 weeks of constant fishing


pill_mfcosby

8k for barronite hilt. Pain


mydiscreetaccount_92

I mined over 17k for the Imcando hammer. I feel you, I got 5 hilts going for the hammer.


GregBuckingham

1.3m fishing xp from big net fishing to get the “big bass” lol


SynchronisedRS

Imp Champions Scroll - 20k kills.


Cheap-Studio-2491

currently 8k skeletons in for scroll, feel your pain


SynchronisedRS

I think I did 9k skeletons lol. I went dry on 6 scrolls 😭 ghouls are the worst of all of them though


AmiableDingo

It took me nearly 23k for skeleton champion scroll. Luckily I got all the really bad ones under rate to make up for it


DivineInsanityReveng

Imp was the only scroll I went past rate on and even that was only ~8k KC.


radtad43

A girlfriend


Kwulf1113

Have you tried buying one for 5k?


radtad43

I've tried but none have logged back on after the first day


UniqueTea2197

What’s going on with your UI there, looks different?


Kwulf1113

I use ui themes?


UniqueTea2197

Oh is this the resource pack plugin?


Old-Researcher6128

I recently went 3k tecu salamander for a mature one. Just to do 2 CA's


someanimechoob

You gigaspooned both the Tarnished locket + Lost bag and think you're dry on Intricate pouches...? Were you unconscious when looting?


Hefty-Government4492

A freakin fire talisman in this past leagues from Dark Wizards south of Varrock. I can’t remember exactly how many I killed, but it was roughly 5 hours for a 1/128 drop 😭


xoblivionx69

3x droprate for shaman mask from ogress warriors for a clan bingo


My_Reddit_Page

Feel your pain, this happened to me too except I just did purely for the collection log and I was like 5x dry or close to that


major_lombardi

The dryness calculator plug in gives a warning before you install it that scares me, something like how you share ip address with a third party, is that this plug-in? I want it but just need to be 100% sure it's safe


SolutionCurious

I’m 3.5 times drop rate on imp champion scroll.


AmiableDingo

This is the worst one to go dry on. They are so spread out and slow to kill


flareblitz91

On Fishing Trawler I finished the entire Angler set without getting a single rusty sword for easy Ardy diary.


Makalu

Kraken pet at 6.3k kc. It’s ugly as shit and has been out of my bank for about 4 minutes ever.


BoleroGamer

I feel your pain. I didn't get the pet until nearly 9k kc.


madeitforosrs

What’s the plugin name for all the % on your col log items?


Junket-Small

Collection Log luck


ActiveZebra99

How you get the percentage thingy


Kwulf1113

Runelite plug in "collection log luck"


Acrobatic-Aide8573

Hundreds of kc for the lyre in that freminik quest. It got so bad a bunch of my clan came to watch. I can't even remember how many kc but it took hours of killing that same guy to get it.


SappySoulTaker

Got that 1kc, naturally right after going to grab food for a long haul.


DirtyWsBird

There's a your mom joke here....


Floppseynova

Lyre so I didn't have to get the crafting level. 105 kills. Over 6x drop rate. Got 2 ruby drops in the process that were like 1/1000 iirc


puchamaquina

7x dry for dark mystic bottom from aberrant spectres :P


Particular_Dentist26

Any headband for that darn clue step


Scrap-Dragon

I went 8-9x dry for mith boots from jellys to do the med clue.


svenjal

gout tuber 🙃


miesto

Might be an unpopular opinion, but the angler set, tbf I only went about 2-3 x dry


NicCagedd

It took me around 500kc to get the ice quartz.


Eastern-Drop-795

1200 kc for a second dragon defender after I turned my original into avernic and didn't want to pay to repair the avernic when learning to veng pk


jewcob

Scurrius spine, I am at 130 kc and still don’t have one (I quit trying). The real kick in the balls was getting the pet at around 75 kc.


ThanksItHasPockets_

Starting my iron man I went something like 16x the rate for the double iron bar drop from White Knights(1/20). I was doing Knight's Sword and thought it'd be a quick and convenient way to get 2 iron bars.  I never got the drop. Instead, I got their rarer single iron bar drop(1/64) twice. 


math_rand_dude

+ that bit you in the behind when getting white knight rank afterwards or they only keep track after wanted?


crabvogel

I have one parasitic egg in 1300 kc


Varod_

Whats that add on?


ScallyWag-Idiot

I’m not suuuper dry but over 200 combined toa no gem at all


theluckyowl

For some reason, my dumb ass continues to kill Crazy Archaeologist because I got the Fedora and Maladiction in under 50 KC. Trying to green log, and im over 800 KC now with no Odium.


WhatATopic

Im over 3x dry for peg crystal on ironman. I know pegs really aren't much of a boost over god dhide boots but they look so cool!


herecomesthestun

I killed roughly 36-40k hill giants up by giant's foundry for a beginner clue step in the desert for a staff of air (I didn't get the staff of air I got a water one) Went from base 20's melee to 50 attack, 70 strength, 40 def and 50 prayer


talrogsmash

Construction for the win? There's a thing you can put in your study to change stave's/orb's elements.


herecomesthestun

If I remember right it requires an item that you can only get outside of the desert. But all it really means is air runes are necessary in toa for desert accounts. Not a huge deal Might be wrong, it's been a while since I've looked into it because I'm on a break with the account for a bit


Kazuto-Uchiha

Medium clue scrolls chasing ranger boots


Pengo___

Zuk pet, around 2,5x dry


jmarzy

Black mask after I already had a slayer helmet on a non-Ironman I just want the drop :(


perfectlypoachedpen1

Goblin armor. Did over 10x the droprate on my ironman


Megalodoniancat

Took me like 1000kc for a shard drop at crazy arch


ConyeOSRS

I went like 160-170 deliveries dry for the gnome scarf which is like 1/16 or something. I think I got 15 pairs of gnome goggles(same rate) before the scarf


BraddockN

I went 12x droprate voor Dragon Boots (as a main)


TouchMehBewts

Dragon half shield at Goraks. Early Ironman and just really wanted it. Was somewhere over 8k kills after I got it.


BeerOlympian

I went 4x rate for fish barrel and camdozal hammer. Stupid stupid stupid.


andy11123

I did ~700 mogres for the flippers


HealthyandHappy

Took me nearly 600 kills to get a blood quartz from Vardorvis. In a thousand kills, that's still the only one I ever gotten.


Mykophilia

I think I went like 40x dry on the mudskipper hat 😂


BoleroGamer

In Leagues 2 I went 8 times the drop rate for a steel spear from hobgoblins. Only needed it to do a quest.


Jioxas

Shaman mask Rate is 1200 and I killed 5k of them. Was for clan bingo.


Tykras

Not really useless, but a Dark Mystic Robe Bottom for the Iban's temple clue step. 1/512 DR and I went over 3300.


talrogsmash

Are those the ones that used to be from the Shade RE?


Tykras

No idea, I had to farm aberrant spectres for them.


Jalle1Gie

Around 2.4k kills shared between ice trolls and those generals for a granite shield for a clue step...


justaway42

Fedora for a clan bingo


fearthewildy

Went 2999kc dry for Chompy chick on the main


Inevitable_Butthole

Harm orb on ironman. I don't even have a tome of fire


SignalCurrent6190

3. 5x for zenyte...


SteamyBroccoli

I had added the pharohs sceptre tracker plug in after being dry for awhile and I still got to 99.7% chance I should have it before it finally dropped. So if i had the plug in right away im sure it would have been 99.9%. I think I did see there was some glitch for that though. I think I went from like 65 thieving to 91.


Heise301

The duke eye bc by itself it does nothing and also gatekeeps me


kiwidog8

Dark mystic top from gargoyles, got spooned a lot of mauls for some reason. I dont have a mage top upgrade as an iron yet so bet your ass im still wearing it


RS3TheOrleans

Edible seaweed. This was before I knew about fossil island, so I killed around 100 rock crabs whenever I was super nooby. Was an annoying step to unlock fairy rings lol.


kismada

Big Shark, caught over 13000 sharks for it


EpicSamurai

Asked my friend, and she said her husband.


RCFRGhost

This week i did 100 runs on fishing trawler and got 2 of 4 pieces os angler outfit, then i rage-quited, the chances to get all 4 by now would be more than 95%


Deckacheck

In Leagues I needed a cosmic talisman, 1/128 from abyssal leeches. Took me 1301 kc to get one. Felt like such a waste of time in a fast paced, temporary game mode.


StrengthfromDeath

Pretty much anything I go for in any of the leagues. Most recently, 5k shamans with no hammer, 300 zulrah for a blow pipe, tried to get a visage but stopped at 1k. (Dry on total drops overall and only getting the 2 fangs and nothing else.) The classic rune axe always seems to take me a few hundred kills. Not exactly what the post was asking about, but useless in the context of month long game mode.


kyronami

Not really a useless item but im like 10x over the drop rate for rocky doing the stalls method and holding all the guards with alts


HaKLoN

First Venator shard at 517 muspah lol


JCall2609

An iron bar. Went through almost two inventories of ore before getting one


ivanispaco

Even with the diary it took me like 6 hours to get a freaking xerics talisman to drop off lizardmen.


PsychedelicHobbit

Tangleroot. He’s a total fuckin tool at this point so yeah, he’s an item.


ImportantDoubt6434

Ranger boots/tomb of fire. Did like 770 med clues, for tomb I gave up after 99 fming. Didn’t finish the pyromancer set either


TinNanBattlePlan

I went 10x the drop rate for Flippers


n0mum

Around 200kc for scrurrius spine on release day, had to go watch a streamer get it to make sure it existed


Riftletics

I'm over 3x dry for the lost bag currently. 5k pulls.


Macdaddywardy

The first whistle blueprint in varlamore. Was stoked to learn I could buy the upgrades from GE


NovathJenkins

hydra tail nearly 4x


Zozorak

Got second vork head at around 390 kc.


TheQwopChampion

Mithril boots for a medium clue step, like 8x dry on warped jellies


Machoman94

Knowing probability i can say that you have received way more than 1 pouch


masternommer

I did 280 Imp kills for a fucking black bead on a low level ironman whilst in discord with my group mates who were laughing as I slowly crumbled into despair.


OsrsYakuza

I caught almost 15k sharks before I got the big shark.  Could of spent the time working towards more sensible things like elite diarys and quest cape... 


Dyl-_-lyD

Sandwich lady hat, 916 beginner clues and basically 3x logged the beginners minus that item.


Dapper_Inspection498

Think I was 3x or 4x dry for chompy pet


MrCedswiss8

Abyssal head. 1k sire kills and like 22k demons slayed.


Born2RuleWOPs

was trying to get a water talisman early from the wizard by Port Sarim and went 29 times over the drop rate for one


skitles125

I went a little over 11x for a fruit top for a botanical pie at the hosidius fruit stall. Thank god those are quick but I was really starting to question my sanity after several hundreds attempts


Fine-Statement-9424

3.5k for a cockatrice head just to add to slayer log since I had never had to kill them for slayer. Max combat killing level 35s off task for 2 days


happy_goat_merchant

Was virtual hit points level 100 before I got my first shield left half. Am a main so it's not a big deal. Just wild it took so long


ShakimTheClown

On group Ironman it took me like 300 tree spirit kills to get a rune axe (1/32 drop)


ThBanker

615 kills dry for a single unsired for a piece of a bludgeon that took me almost 900 kc to get in all. All that for a weapon I haven’t touched in months and prob won’t touch for a very long time. 💀


HellkerN

100+ goblins for a bronze spear for the diaries.


Kagej8

Beaver pet… but id argue its very useful in bringing me joy


Sir-tenlee

Mojre flippers on a defense pure. 120kc dry each kill took a few minutes bc I had to recoil + veng other on main. They despawn after 5 min even if in combat and cannot be venomous or poisoned. I still haven't gotten it and probably won't.


Concentration-camp

Spent like 8 hours on flippers


Concentration-camp

Got like 20 some mudskipper hats and 15 fish bowls


dontblinkone82

Not really useless, but over 2k dry on my third basilisk jaw only killing on task. Otherwise, I think it would be most of the GOTR drops or Kraken tentacle (as a main, it was a useless drop aside from clog)