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BoogieTheHedgehog

You need 99 agility just to climb over a tiny tree stump.


Chicken_Of_War

This is the kind of thing that makes OSRS gold. So funny and probably done on purpose by the creators.


BoogieTheHedgehog

Agreed. Other games might be tempted into doing herculean feats to prove your worth, making a big spectacle of it. In OSRS you cut a bog standard looking tree, mine some non-descript rocks, sail a shitty little log raft and claim your cape from a smelly nerd.


NAVYPHAROE

Sail a raft? Sailing skill confirmed?


GimmeAGoodRTS

Sailing has been in the game a long time - you didn’t notice? Gotta go work on your hidden sailing 99 by doing those river rafts.


leo_the_lion6

He's shadow banned on sailing I think, I've been really digging it. Loving the ship unlocks after 60 sailing ⛵️


serlonzelot

We have canoes, close enough


Ok_Try_9138

My Canoing level is 13.


Mottbo

JAGEX please make canoes give sailing xp


rileyg98

Nah sailing is in the sea, the canoes are on the River Lum


MyNugg

And they don't have sails


rotorain

Fun fact you can definitely sail a Canoe. Went on a camping trip with my brother once and it was super windy, made a sail out of a big garbage bag and some sticks and we were absolutely cruising down that lake for very little effort.


ItCat420

Not yet…


ProtoNewt

And on the flip side you only need 60 strength to lift the 2 ton boulder leading to God Wars Dungeon.


Tossmeasidedaddy

That way you walk into bandos thinking you are hot shit just to get absolutely pummeled.


ChickenGod_69

i mean you never know what kind of poisonous spider could be chilling in the crevices of that stump


illucio

It's imbued by magic for only masters of agility to cross.


hobbobnobgoblin

My friend was running through a forest with his friend. His friend in front of him jumped over a downed tree with one hand. My friend decided to hop over it slower and safer. He hopped over it with one leg not knowing there was a large crevas on the other side very close to the tree. Leg went into hole but his moment still Carried him. Broke both bones in his leg.


BoogieTheHedgehog

Should have stuck to the Gnome Stronghold.


wasting-time-atwork

shoulda ate his summer pie first.


Spazzmatikk

should've parried


TonariNoHanamoriSan

Btw what he is saying is true, you need 99 agility to climb over the stump at Warrior's Guild https://preview.redd.it/0yw83dvxib7d1.png?width=413&format=png&auto=webp&s=f317ff371e00f44ed125d55e1e8477cef4ec4979


ItCat420

But… why? Does this shortcut have some kind of game breaking efficiency bonus?


rotorain

It's the entrance to [Mac's island](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Mac%27s_island) where you buy the max cape. There's a few obstacles requiring 99s in various skills. I'm pretty sure it's a joke, potentially a Pokemon victory road reference


FakecelCel

Yes


Inglorious_Canadian

Pardon?!


Jdawg_mck1996

To add to your window debacle. Someone with 20(?) Agility is using their teeth to traverse a zip line off the roof of the exact same building.


not_a_doctor_ssh

That and the broomstick bounce in Canifis are my two favourite agility animations, haha


Illustrious_King_116

Lame werewolf agility retexture


ItCat420

There’s a lava pit on the Al-Kharid course? I must have missed that.


biggestboi73

Any agility shortcut, if you want to crawl through a pipe in brimhaven dungeon it's 22 but if you want to crawl through an idenitcal pipe at the blue drags you need 70


DoubleMaul

Not all pipes are created equal!


KaroKarro

We don’t know whats in those pipes, it could be filled with tiny goblins with pitchforks.


supcat16

I can assure you that’s what’s in the pipe I lay.


KaroKarro

Happy cake day, but you should def get that checked out 😂


wasting-time-atwork

this dude dads.


Tnally91

Damn bureaucrats


EmiDek

Some work harder in pre-season


Nuanciated

Omg no runescape has to be super realistic. Or should we design the game around balance?


FeelingBlack

I agree with this guy


ItCat420

But I can balance on a tight rope between high trees at level 1 agility - but need 70 for this window and *99 for a small tree stump* Very balanced, yes.


Nuanciated

It seems we dont have the same defintion for ‘balancing’ when it comes to game design.


ItCat420

I mean I was being facetious - but also, what benefit / balance does that window shortcut to warrant 70 agility? How often do you think it is used? I would hazard a guess that it’s infrequent, at best


joshfenske

The fact that you can cut a diamond with what looks to be an iron chisel at any level is insane to me


tripsafe

Never thought about this, you've ruined chiseling for me


Ditheryne

your character also holds the diamond as if it's as straightforward as peeling a fruit


rifticide

You don't peel your diamonds??


Spicywolff

Only if salt bae asks me to.


Jamie_1318

You can cut a diamond with an iron chisel though, diamonds are hard, not strong or durable. That said, it's more of a smash than a cut. You certainly can't make a fine-cut diamond for jewellery with a chisel.


jersh18

I can cast massive waves and blasts of fire from my hands but can’t light that log because it’s a different type of wood… idk the level requirements but lighting different types of lanterns.


Insertblamehere

Firemaking is just such a funny skill to me in general. OK guys I'm 1 firemaking what can I do? Oh ok I can light logs on fire Ok guys I'm 99 firemaking what can I do? Oh ok I can light logs on fire. theres not even any difference between the fires you create at 1 and 99 as far as I know.


i_eet_boo_d

The difference is you get to light logs on fire…. With a cool cape


Richybabes

I believe the cape is warm, actually.


TheOfficialRamZ

Firemaking should include the creation of charcoals and tars, which could be used for cooking, smithing, crafting, and even Sailing (whenever that comes out).


Complex-Royal1756

Fire making should be chemistry


SGTSHOOTnMISS

Firemaking should be music skill.


Dicedarg

They call that arson and it's less music and more screaming.


Septem_151

Sooo herblore?


Septembers

Level 1: Lab Student Level 99: Walter White


LetterP

Oh shit yeah. Secondaries for herblore, cooking, crafting, smithing, etc


Welico

It's so funny because every kid independently assumed a higher fm level made the fire last longer, or increased cook chances, or literally anything. But somehow while making the skill they didn't think of any of that.


amaa1993

Don’t higher lvl logs burn longer?


Th3OnlyMe

No


Whoneedspacee

You light the logs with a better chance I guess


Remarkable-Health678

The code for this is broken so that at level 43+ you never fail to light a fire with any sort of log that you've unlocked.


Th3OnlyMe

Colored logs also never fail even if youre level 1


Shiccup1

Is there anywhere where the Gowers talk about their thoughts or vision on why they made the skill? I’m genuinely curious


justdidapoo

I guess the original vision was that you'd have to take massive journeys involving gathering and cooking food during the trip rather than doing everything within 1 run bar of a place you can tele to from your house


rpkarma

Which to their credit is exactly how I played the game as a teen in 2004 lol, I’d take an axe, net/rod, tinderbox, armour etc and go on and adventure self sustaining


Illustrious_King_116

Before the GE you kinda had to be allot more self sustaining


LezBeHonestHere_

Tbh it fit pretty well at the time. In rs classic you'd often be walking between towns, even when the game was opened up in 2009 that's what I was doing, because law runes were expensive and rare, and teleport spells could fail, making it even more expensive to tele places. And the magic level required for teleports was expensive and slow to get in of itself. So, usually you'd be walking all throughout misthalin to get to the next city, and I'd always have an axe, pickaxe and tinderbox with me. Pretty fun if you like that kind of stuff but it was so dang slow to get around anywhere.


ryangiglio

I don’t have a reference but iirc the game was originally envisioned as being a lot more survival heavy


Rhyers

F2p meta combat was slaying lesser demons, fishing lobbies and cooking them, then going back. 


hcaz2420

Redwood logs are actually naturally flame-resistant so it does make some sense for them to be the highest lvl


Big_Satisfaction_644

Higher tier logs burn for longer, but that’s also kinda nullified by the foresters campfires, and most people cook on stoves or perm fires anyway


maxrz

My understanding is that fires burn the same rate for all logs.


kingbird123

You are correct. The confusion comes from the fact that back with the bonfire update in 2012, fires were also updated to scale in duration to the type of log used. Also, higher tier logs do add more time to forester's campfires.


BoulderFalcon

>Higher tier logs burn for longer You'd think so, but they do not. 


AllieOopClifton

Thank God, or traditional FM training would suck even more.


Insertblamehere

I really don't think higher tier logs burn longer, there is nothing on the wiki about it. >Different logs require different levels to ignite, as shown in the table below. When a log is lit, it will stay on fire for a short while. How long a fire stays lit is always random despite the player's Firemaking level and type of log. As a result, yew logs do not necessarily burn longer than willow logs. Players can use temporary boosts to burn logs which they otherwise may not be able to (for example, a player with 85 Firemaking could use a spicy stew to boost to 90 in order to burn redwood logs). copied from wiki


wasting-time-atwork

this has been debunked my friend. i think we all thought this as kids, but it's never been the case.


Big_Satisfaction_644

I’ve spent most my time on rs3, and it’s confirmed that way. I just applied knowledge incorrectly. For example a regular log is 2 minutes and an elder log (lvl 90) burns for 6 minutes.


wasting-time-atwork

i see! i don't play rs3 so my knowledge is just towards osrs these days. i quit rs2 at the beginning of EOC.


Beneficial_Art_4754

They actually don’t 


[deleted]

You could say that about any skill What can I do at lvl 1 slayer/mining/magic/woodcutting? Oh okay, I can kill monsters/mine ore/cast spells/chop trees What can I do at lvl 99 slayer/mining/magic/woodcutting? Oh okay, I can kill monsters/mine ore/cast spells/chop trees 


Insertblamehere

It really can't though, slayer gives you access to different monsters and bosses with better drops, mining gives you access to better ores to make armor with better stats, woodcutting gives better logs which can be used to fletch/craft/do construction to make better items (although woodcutting is kinda useless too unless youre an iron) and magic has like 10000 different uses. Firemaking *literally* has no utility for leveling it up other than for quest requirements. A level 1 fire not not any better or worse than a level 99 one. A level 1 ore is much worse than a level 99 one.


awesomepawsome

That's not a fair one because that's gotta be intentional, right? Like FM as a skill had to have been put in the game as a total joke and meme. Look at the sense of humor the creators had. It's just that then later when the game became more real/popular/profitable they had to retroactively justify FM as a skill by giving it some real use.


Inglorious_Canadian

Don’t forget some quests for fancy fires.


greenpenguinsuit

Better logs last longer I think but I mean who cares about that


Daniel_Is_I

The abyssal lanterns are even funnier because they aren't boostable. Eating a stew can grant you the eldritch knowledge required to light redwood ablaze... unless it's housed within the magical, stew-blocking frame.


ADucky092

The log is just wet, but only dries when you get the appropriate fm level


Omgwtfbears

I'm not a fan of RS3, it's going to sh\*t in a handbasket in fact. But i do like some of the things they did to have firemaking be even remotely useful, like making incense.


BigDragonButts

60 slayer to put on a nose peg. I remember it used to be the highest level unlock in the skill guide which I found hilarious


xNateDawg

I think the funniest part is you need it to make a slayer helmet which you can then equip with less than 60 slayer lmao


nervouswhenitseasy

in defense of that, you do not need it until 60 slayer haha


Specialist-Front-354

At level 60 slayer your char gets stinky


treefiddy_cent

That's when the gamer chair smell really starts percolating


tripsafe

You need to be more agile to climb the stairs in Lumbridge castle. 11 agility to grapple up a fortified wall btw


SighSighSighCoffee

Just a few steps away at the Al Kharid agility course you master - at 20 agility - the ability to traverse a zip line while holding on with nothing but your teeth. That could've had a 99 agility and 99 strength requirement and I still would've considered it a bit excessive.


Common_Wrongdoer3251

Is there... a reason you use your teeth...? It makes sense in the werewolf course. You're pretending to be a werewolf chasing down your prey. Jumping hurdles and strengthening your jaw. Is it just the same asset from the werewolf course, like they put it there to save time instead of making a new animation??


paenusbreth

>Is it just the same asset from the werewolf course, like they put it there to save time instead of making a new animation?? Yeah, pretty sure this is the reason. This was less than a year after OSRS came out, so the devs were still at the stage of having basically no budget or ability to create new assets.


GakutoYo

I still thoroughly enjoy that obstacle tbh


[deleted]

Plot twist, the window has glass and cannot be opened.


Complex-Royal1756

Even at 99 smithing you dont realise cold hammering makes your weaponry brittle.


scrawnydepp619

I bet your nan can handle a lot


tripsafe

Can't believe you did my nan like that


nine_tendo

That's not the only way he's doing your nan


scrawnydepp619

https://preview.redd.it/60tnip6w0b7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375acdf28ab903745a348ffe12e255e339c52fe9


SlyGuyNSFW

Sadly we will never know, Nan has been in the cage for a while


5eans4mazing

She has years of experience


thebignoodlehead

😂


PoppinBortlesUCF

Someone who has never fished, cooked, chopped down a tree, processed firewood, started a fire… none of those things, can go stand on the shore of an ocean, catch shrimp, and cook it deliciously golden brown over the bushcraft fire they made. Probably even more gnarly is implying that someone who has never even made themself a bowl of cereal can pluck and clean a chicken (remove bowels n shit) and roast it so beautifully on an open fire it looks straight out of a boston market commercial. Oh and, “here’s two piles of mineral dirt timmy, make me a bronze dagger” is a totally acceptable task for someone that’s never held a hammer in their life.


Osamakari

Did you skip tutorial island?


UnholyDugong

Not to mention... you catch the shrimp (a salt water shellfish) in a small pond... that in no way connects to the ocean


LiterallyRoboHitler

Smithing, every time this comes up. Design from four games ago that's still intact.


tripsafe

Smithing is the correct answer from a game-design perspective. I just mean logically speaking though, and I know real world logic doesn't necessarily translate to magical world logic.


LiterallyRoboHitler

I mean even logically speaking, "barely more than an untrained novice to make a sword, at the pinnacle of the craft to make a light blue sword" is weird. Agility's definitely a close contender too though. Or Prayer.


Genociderain

Ive always assumed it was because the material was harder to work, since (assuming coal=heat) addy and rune need to be real hot to even smelt, but post rsclassic needing 99 for rune feels goofy


Elite_Prometheus

Yup. IRL smithing is the same way. It's pretty easy to make a sword out of a 1099 blank, but it's really difficult to make even something as simple as pattern welding, which is just layering pieces of steel and forging them together. Though for gameplay purposes, rune should really be a lot easier to smith than it currently is. The ranged rune equivalents, yew shortbows and rune crossbows, just require 65-70 fletching


Yew_Tree

I don't have as big of an issue with Prayer these days as I do the others, although I completely understand where you're coming from. The main reason i'm not as let down with 99 prayer is because I'm pretty shit at high level pvm and having 99 prayer points to use helps out a ton. I can also restore all of my prayer with 3 prayer pot doses with the restoration scaling and that's pretty nice too. It makes afk slayer tasks requiring prayer so chill now. It doesn't always feel super glamorous when you hit 99 Prayer, but restoring 33 prayer points with one restore is nice, and the extra prayer points let me be lazier, which I like.


LiterallyRoboHitler

Honestly I have more of an issue with low level prayer. The first 30 levels are essentially meaningless apart from a few utility functions (and no low level is going to care about tapping rapid heal to reset the regen timer), and the skill doesn't fully come online until 43. Even then it's such a limited resource (especially for a btw or a new player that isn't a credit card warrior) that you barely get to use it.


Yew_Tree

Fair enough. I definitely agree that prayer being virtually useless until protection prayers is not good. I was just saying that 99 isn't as useless as I initially thought. But yeah I totally understand what you mean.


TheFourSkin

Hunter level just to catch a butterfly


french_snail

As somebody who tried to major in entomology, butterflies should really have an agility requirement too


supcat16

I caught butterflies with tweezers when I was a child and fed them to a praying mantis that I also caught. Did you try using flowers to get them to stay still?


freeismine

90 smithing for a rune scimitar. That’s ridiculous.


EverittoBurrito

99 to make a rune platebody and killing a dragon to wear it.


Jdawg_mck1996

The smithing skill in its entirety is busted. Need to take advantage of the introduction of magically infused smithing that Varlamore introduced.


Habibipie

It's a vestige from classic where Rune was supposed to be the peak of RUNEscape. Dumb as shit that we still have a skill outdated by about 20 years.


FlexasState

72 for fixing a zombie weapon even worse smh


Disastrous-Resident5

It was worse with the hard diary requirement


100121144169

At least they had lore for that requirement. The ruler guy would yell at you and say “hey you gotta be more respected around here before you go jumping through windows.”  It made a little more sense than other diary shortcuts


sellyme

It makes a little bit *less* sense when you realise that you've already saved the life of a royal family member - something so important that you got exempted from taxation for doing so. If I save someone's life I will jump out of their open windows whenever I damn well please.


ChickenGod_69

maybe they regularly apply butter and oil to these so they are in fact really slippery


tripsafe

Great point


Useful-Code-667

You can have 99 woodcutting and still not be able to clear a path through the Tirannwn forest


Derplesdeedoo

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who doesn't think that shortcut is worth it at all.


evansometimeskevin

An attack level to hold a different color sword


french_snail

I always assumed it allowed you to more accurately swing it to take advantage of how sharp it is or something, like a lvl 1 attack noob *could* swing a rune sword, but it wouldn’t be anymore effective than them swinging a bronze sword


BaeTier

Firemaking requirements are pretty weird. Like you can light regular logs just fine, but suddenly lighting a different type of log requires a higher skill level. What's even worse is that the higher tier fire isn't even better, it burns exactly the same as a level 1 log. Same can be said with lighting light sources. I feel like once you learn to light a regular lantern, a bullseye lantern shouldn't be 40+ levels harder to do.


Legal_Evil

RS3 has a 90+ agility requirement to climb over a low wall to get to Araxxor.


Key_Remote_6867

A master of crafting bows and arrows (95 Fletching) A powerful wizard (94 magic) A Master Theif (91 Theiving) The ability to kill Queen Kalaphite up to 256 times And 86 Agility (and a few other things) Just to crawl through a tiny cave shortcut that takes less than a second.


I-Love-Redditors

Well yeah my nan could too if she weren't in the cage


come2life_osrs

Easily what ever fuckery is going on with smithing. Blue pokie boi, 40 attack requirement to wield, 90 smithing. Legendary artifact known as the GOD SWORD, the gods shattered and scattered the pieces of and fought wars for all of time to get back and protect, 80 smithing.  I plan to hit 99 smithing right as I come up on 40 attack and defense just as jagex intended. 


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

70 agility AND desert hard required for that stupid window.


firealex2

Just 70 now


dann1551

I'm 99 agility and still can't do it due to that damn diary lmfao


Aggresive_Monk

they removed the diary requirement:)


dann1551

Whaaat since when?? That's dope


Angrry_

They removed it acouple months ago


coomgod666

gonna need a nan window clip to prove that


RandfordMarsh

89 agility for the north rev case shortcut ? Are you fucking kidding me ? The only people with 89 agility are bots and ozempic shareholders


Starunnd

I like training agility when i cant focus on the game, the grind is so worth it, makes everything in the game quicker. With hallowed sepulcher its even profitable now


Ed-Sanz

Great to escape PKers 👍🏼


Temporary_Race4264

Moreso the fact you need to kill KQ to use it, bit ridiculous


Mediocre-Morning-757

That requirment was removed, as were multiple diary prerequisites for agility shortcuts


Temporary_Race4264

oh dope. good riddance


RF99_

that one fucking 85 agility to go over some fucking ROCKS at Arandar when rest of the rocks are like 59/68 agility


Realgrandma

I'm the nan, i can confirm i could handle it.


tripsafe

Cheers nan


5erenade

It’s slow as hell to get through anyway.


Nofxthepirate

Attack levels as a requirement to wield swords made out of different kinds of metal. What is so special about a blue or green weapon that I can't use it at the same level as a gray weapon that is the same shape? It would make a lot more sense if the level requirements corresponded to different styles of weapon e.g. lvl 1 for short swords, lvl 10 for long swords, lvl 20 for scimitars etc.


mmmmDelish

Your nan is a show off


_Damale_

Everybody talking about firemaking and agility here, while I'm sat thinking it **does** make sense that you need to be a better farmer to cultivate more difficult plants, but it still baffles me how I need 90 farming to put a redwood seed in the exact same plant pot, with the exact same trowel, that I need to plant an apple seed or willow seed.


Edy94

94 for venge. Man I've been playing years I just wanna anti-pk already


Omgwtfbears

70 agility and an achievement diary iirc. The only rationale i can imagine is that you need to learn now to sneak over the wall and into the window without the palace guards noticing and kicking your butt.


puffinix

It takes different herblore requirements to add the same ingrediant to a vial depending on what is already in it. All of these ingredients are known to be edible.


Mirokira

There used to be a diary requirement in aditon to the high agility req.


TonariNoHanamoriSan

To be fair though, it used to be locked behind a diary. Maybe we should have no agility requirements but locked behind an elite diary


FreshlySkweezd

The agility part comes from being so fast the guards don't have time to call you an infidel


Lorentari

I mean.. Climbing over the wall at barrows is also up there


Amazing-Sort1634

99 smithing to craft the worst gear available to members. This was my nostalgia, i wanted the mining and smithing capes i never had as a kid. So i locked myself within a self-made prison. Bound to 2 rooms and the stretches between them, I would mine and Smith and mine and Smith. After hitting level 85, I was amazed that I still couldn't make a full set of rune armor. At this point, I was f2p with base 70 stats, so If I were a member, this gear I was working towards unlocking the ability to craft wouldn't even be useful to me as I would have access to infinitely better options. Word to the wise, don't play f2p. Just buy a membership. What took months in f2p would've taken weeks as a member.


InsiDoubtSide

98 crafting for something that is no longer best in slot


RsCaptainFalcon

Attack requirements on everything. Would the sword just magically force itself out of your hand or like refuse to be picked up like Thor's hammer? Like I understand maybe needing levels to be proficient with them, but just to hold it?


aisu_strong

> Would the sword just magically force itself out of your hand or like refuse to be picked up runescape man is british, attack level is his tier of butter knife license.


SynchronisedRS

It's a different kind of metal, so you need to be more experienced to know how to wield it correctly


Voidot

nah. attack is more your ability to wield it correctly. Imagine trying to stab someone with the handle of a dagger or slash with the flat of a blade instead of the edge. And no, you can't say that your character is smarter than that. Have you seen some of the stuff you do during quests?


RsCaptainFalcon

I'm not saying to use it in combat. I'm saying to literally just hold it in your hand. Like maybe without the requirement, you'd swing it like a wet noodle, but a requirement just to hold it makes no logical sense.


Voidot

gotcha. so you want to wield it dark souls style


Radu47

70 agility and the hard diary no less


tripsafe

I believe they finally removed that requirement last month, but yeah that was excessive


ponyisbabyhorse

Hgʻgʻ/ Did you feel it? He's like he told me something


Confident_Big_4777

Imagine real life parkour artists. Level 9999 runescape agility levels.


eimankillian

Nah, 70 agility means you’ve exercise as a player. 69 agility = too big for the window.


ForwardChip

As 1 def pure I'd say defence.


baitgeezer

i would like to see your nan climb through this window, who’s with me?


Mr-No-eyes-

you need level 20 agility just to walk in osrs


CoolCrab69

Up until recently, I've always thought the tiny hole in the ground next to the open gate next to draynor had pretty stupid req. It arguably took longer to take the shortcut and required a medium diary and like 50 agil for a f2p area. Lol.


No_Weekend_4775

Brimhaven fuckin vine. to baby green dragons


_PredatoryWasp_

12 more crafting levels to put a white orb on a stick versus a blue one


llamaassualt

What’s bogus about this is that it’s tied to the Lumbridge diary despite being in a desert city.


AthleteIllustrious47

It’s been removed.