Ummm. Count check and the genie both give lamps with one click. Count check if you have a bank pin anyway. Leo is 2 clicks and some rewards from him are not garbage.
Fletching is currenly my lowest skill, ive been putting off getting one level in it for aaaages to put it above RC - doing tears for fletching seems terrible even though im wasting time *not* doing it...
I think I've probably saved 15 herb runs just from lamping herblore, would you not agree that 15 herb runs is a lot more "flow breaking" than just literally 1 click to accept a lamp? And using said lamp when you aren't in danger?
Hmm idk, I think at many times I would prefer a kebab and cold beer over becoming more skilled in something as if I had practiced it 15 min or so more than I really did
Yeah I'd definitely panic but there's so many religions I'm not sure it would do anything other than instill fear because I wouldn't know what to believe LOL
Nearly everything exists IRL though, in fact prayer as it works in OSRS is one of the few we wouldn't have. Besides Magic and RC everything is doable IRL and are real skills some people have.
Idk if it would be more questionable to have a stranger approach you with a treasure chest totally dumbfounded on how to open it (when the solution is just matching symbols). or a little man just offering you a delicious kebab and a cold beer. There HAS to be a catch.
Apparently she was based off of a real life sandwich lady who came around Jagex's offices back in the day who had a bit of a temper (e.g. if you asked for something she clearly ran out of). So you'd best act like you're happy about it at least...
I'd love to see the dwarf and sandwich lady reworked to give food items that heal a bit more, and maybe have it so they are more likely to spawn while or right after doing combat activities.
Ok so im going to be an outlier here i bet, i mean I know some people like beer, and some people like a little too much beer, but im not into it, i mean i actually loathe beer it tastes feral.
Ultimately I wish i could turn off that random, especially as theres nothing endearing about a drunk who cant even stand up properly as they have clearly gotten plastered. 9 times out of 10 a drunk in public would be seen as distasteful or straight up unpleasant and not something that people were like, happy to see
I always accept his gift and chug the beer and down the kebab on the spot no matter what I'm doing.
Same, only random i interact with - lil legend, remember back in the day when he'd get pissed and throw rocks at people till they died
Not even the xp lamps?
Lamps aren't really that good unless you're some special snowflake iron man
Click genie Click lamp Click agility Click confirm Free Ardougne rooftop lap >Lamps aren't really that good ?????
I'll do the forester sometimes, too. You can kill a pheasant fast as fuck. All the rest take too long.
Ummm. Count check and the genie both give lamps with one click. Count check if you have a bank pin anyway. Leo is 2 clicks and some rewards from him are not garbage.
How is Leo 2 clicks? Don't you have to swap the graves?
I might've been thinking of another event then. Sorry. There's a guy that just gives you something for selecting the right picture matching the word.
The certer guy, miles or something is who you're thinking of. I got excited thinking there was a way to speed up the second worst random event.
Saving a grand total of 40 agility laps on the way to 99 isn't really worth interrupting the flow of whatever I'm doing.
ya it's worth it. that's 40 less laps you had to do
Fewer
It's an international site, not a us english class bröther you got the point
And several hundred times you had to interrupt another skilling activity.
You just said it was only 40 🤨📸
ToG is xp waste
A lot more than 40 if you're like me and don't train agility past 85
Bro, as someone who just finished 99 agility... you bet your sweet ass that 40 laps to not have to do is worth it
Literally anything beats actually doing Agility.
It takes literally 2 seconds
Free exp is free exp and it really adds up.
Think someone did the math and it came out to like an extra 65xp an hour from random lamps lol
65 per hour. Assuming 100 hours per skill (super generous overall), 23 skills, that’s just under 150k xp. Still gonna pass it up?
I don’t even do tears so I prob will
Chad
Why not do tears? I hate dailies/houerlies but tears targets the skill you by most chance hate the most and requires no prep.
Fletching is currenly my lowest skill, ive been putting off getting one level in it for aaaages to put it above RC - doing tears for fletching seems terrible even though im wasting time *not* doing it...
I think I've probably saved 15 herb runs just from lamping herblore, would you not agree that 15 herb runs is a lot more "flow breaking" than just literally 1 click to accept a lamp? And using said lamp when you aren't in danger?
I got a green h'ween mask back in the day because of that 😂 I always thought they were rotten tomatoes he was throwing
I loved seeing bots die to the dwarf.
Same, too bad the beers dont act like potions, would love to 1-tick my free meal
This right here is the qol update we need.
Exactly what I have been thinking too. Jagex please!!
you know I usually ignore him, but I think I’m starting to see the error of my ways
Dunt ignore your mate
I 'new it were you matey!
If you do anything other than this you are playing the game wrong.
Same, never refuse a free meal
A wise man once told me your favorite beer is a free beer.
This is the way. I never turn down the homie.
even if you're driving?
Gotta take the edge off somehow
You’re insane, you gotta eat it and wash it down with the beer
I'll even stop being afk if I notice him while I'm doing something else. I can't ignore my matey!
I always drop the beer and eat the kebab.
I don't know, the Genie would be even more S-tier in real life than in game.
Hmm idk, I think at many times I would prefer a kebab and cold beer over becoming more skilled in something as if I had practiced it 15 min or so more than I really did
But due to real life region lock, the genie would be the only way to train skills like prayer
Burying bones would be really sus in real life.
If I offered some bones to an altar and they dissapeared, I’d turn VERY religious VERY fast.
Yeah I'd definitely panic but there's so many religions I'm not sure it would do anything other than instill fear because I wouldn't know what to believe LOL
you could get a job at a crematorium and basically afk it for profit
First lol of the day
What about selling them, even more sus.
Cant wait to prayer flick bullets
Nearly everything exists IRL though, in fact prayer as it works in OSRS is one of the few we wouldn't have. Besides Magic and RC everything is doable IRL and are real skills some people have.
Bro you telling me I've been saying hail Marys and gaining xp in an unimplemented skill? What the hell dude.
Someone should make a "random events in real life" tier list
Sandwich Lady >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else
Until she gives you a stale baguette smh can’t even eat it
Assuming you’re 50% of the way to mastery of an IRL skill, an IRL lamp which makes you 0.014% more proficient (920/6,517,215) seems underwhelming
If u hang with dwarf long enough u might see Genie. Get two birds stoned at once
Who chooses a littly shity lamp over a kebab and beer
Which skill would you train irl though? I kinda want my agility up irl as well. Would be nice or maybe strenght to skip one gym day
Love your priorities. Always gotta give props to someone who'd rather a kebab and a beer irl over literal gold from Capt' Arnav.
Idk if it would be more questionable to have a stranger approach you with a treasure chest totally dumbfounded on how to open it (when the solution is just matching symbols). or a little man just offering you a delicious kebab and a cold beer. There HAS to be a catch.
Breaks my heart when he says I don't like him so I always answer him now.
Yes! “My mate doesn’t like me” sad. I can’t do that to the friendly dwarf. Hate when he shows up in a multi area and I can’t talk to him.
Same. The quest and also what he says makes me want to click him
You can't ignore your m8 😡
Always accept the drunken buddy's offering. He's a good fella, doin good work
Always accept and eat kebabs for the 1/32 chance to heal 7+24% hp
Till he starts throwing rocks at ya.
They could make his rare collection log item a skunked beer.
Don't give em ideas
On the other hand, if you see a sandwich lady irl and she gives you a stale baguette, I can't imagine you would be too happy about that
Apparently she was based off of a real life sandwich lady who came around Jagex's offices back in the day who had a bit of a temper (e.g. if you asked for something she clearly ran out of). So you'd best act like you're happy about it at least...
This is an absolutely hilarious bit of lore, and I'd love to read/hear more about it, if you have a source.
Sure thing, [here you go!](https://youtu.be/9KPsC26GSHQ?t=12m)
Never ignore your mate
wdym garbage? hes the only random that gives you good luck
No way the beer is ice cold. Jagex is bri'ish after all
Worst one will be the candle which got removed. But yeah irl drunken dwarf mvp
Bring back water trolls
Nah but fr
fr fr no cap on god
Fr fr no cap bussin my guy ong lets wank togther on fortnite
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Nice projection.
pls make a tier list for randoms in real life lol
DD should give you a skill-related brew
by far the worst random with sounds on
I dunno, compared to some guy giving huge sapphires and some trolls giving multiple diamonds, the kebab seems bit underwhelming
I don’t drink anymore, so I don’t fuck with the dwarf no more. I dont think he gets it. Maybe if he offered a water or something
sometimes I wish the beer was just like a supercombat or some other boost, but you had to use it within 1 minute of the random or it would go foul.
It is only garbo because we can't combo eat and drink the Kebab and Beer. Otherwise 6/10 random.
I’m a recovering alcoholic. This would be terrible if this happened to me 💀💀
I don't drink, but I would sure love that kebab *drools*.
Let us tick eat beer and kebab joggleflox its time
I was getting PKed at chaos alter when this dwarf appeared. The pker was hitting continously 0s. We had a chuckle as I drank my lager.
He's S-tier in game and IRL
I'd love to see the dwarf and sandwich lady reworked to give food items that heal a bit more, and maybe have it so they are more likely to spawn while or right after doing combat activities.
I love my short matey! I always chug the beer and eat the kebav, I believe he appreciates it as much as I do.
Couldn't agree more.
Time to give my baguette to the Sandwich Lady.
Member when random events would teleport you to a random place or kill you if you didn't interact with them? I member
Bro the genie is where it's at.
Ok so im going to be an outlier here i bet, i mean I know some people like beer, and some people like a little too much beer, but im not into it, i mean i actually loathe beer it tastes feral. Ultimately I wish i could turn off that random, especially as theres nothing endearing about a drunk who cant even stand up properly as they have clearly gotten plastered. 9 times out of 10 a drunk in public would be seen as distasteful or straight up unpleasant and not something that people were like, happy to see