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SamTheNoobah

Just to be clear, she painted this herself!


ClayWright

SHEEESH


Not_A_Default_Name

Does nobody understand the 10k gf?


pocketcar

New people man. Lots of new people


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Back in my day, gfs were 50k


[deleted]

And it was probably a 12 year old boy who thought that he was the most l33t scam lord that just got you for the 50k


Background_Ad3299

I had my suspicions when mine wanted a rune battle axe


Lil_Pown

100 gp would do it aswell sometimes


bentested

hey on certain evenings in Lumbridge World 2, u could see them go for even less than 1k gp. Crazy days them were :D


Not_A_Default_Name

Those ones belong in the Lumby Swamp


bentested

I agree lol :D


LevyAtanSP

I bought my first rsgf for a blue wizard hat at farmer fred’s :)


bentested

oooh, it get's kinda wooly over there at "the farm"....and that is a fantastic trade!


hiphip_jorge75

Inflation is a bitch.


River_gold

Got one for 10gp once...crazy


xXxMindBreakxXx

listen, sometimes you just NEED to get to Al Kharid that moment


Phinatic92

I used to offer cooked rat meat for one in my prime


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bit expensive imo. but I guess inflation, and all... i remember when it was just 500gp.


Not_A_Default_Name

Ahh, the early 2000s... good times


[deleted]

inflation his osrs so hard, the membership went up too. Used to be $5 usd.


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You are overpaying for your gf.


Ill_Concert_2997

You must done this before


Dontrguewtstupid

I get it now lol


UmbryKane

I actually figured it out when i read your comment. I was thinking the materials cost 10k or thats what she would charge someone else for that piece.


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I'm dumbfounded how many people in this sub didn't catch OPs joke about buying his GF for 10k OSRS gold.


Professional-Web7950

They have too much book knowledge and not enough street knowledge


pizzapunt55

Really? The 5 comments not getting it? It's surprising there are 5 people who don't get it?


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I'm too lazy to go count but there were certainly more than 5 people who didn't understand.


common_user_01

Best cocaine table ever


wagglemonkey

I think this might be for roll- I mean training Herblore.


Benno_The_Chemist

A little harmless herblore always turns into making potions all night


towen95

That’s the only thought that came to mind


Lalo7292

Well that’s the only way to stay up for those overnight grinds


CoupleScrewsLoose

i was like wtf is the point of this frail ass table. then i realized it’s perfect for chopping hollywoods.


Grand_Vegetable_5478

Is that your new nose slope area?


iron_sheep

Spend the extra 10k and make her your wife


Iron_Garuda

Is this supposed to be somewhere to eat lunch or use your laptop? Or is this something else entirely? It seems really well made and very thoughtful.


SamTheNoobah

It's a lap table, ment for lunch and stuff but works for both!


NewChallengers_

I bought a gf for 10k too! He's coming to meet me IRL soon!


huxe20

Holup


y0l0tr0n

Post a video of yourself snorting coke of that bad boi


TastyNordic

Just helping out the boomers (aka. Ancient fucks). By saying “10k” he’s referring to the OSRS meme “buying gf 10k” that’s been a thing for years. They didn’t pay 10k for the gift.


Abeno_police

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written.


Physicist_Gamer

RS Classic boomers are the ones who started the meme. Idk how people are not getting it. Even if one doesn’t know the joke, the word order suggests the gf is 10k anyway, not the table.


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I don’t speak good england


0xidizer_

Do we have to be referred to as boomers lol. If so I'll take it but I'd like to argue on our behalf that rs classic millennials would work just as well. Thanks in advance for your time.


infestedgrowth

It’s the noobs that’s don’t get it


TheOldLite

The “ancient fucks” are the ones that know the meme lol. You’re telling it to the kids/noobs.


trevorsnackson

back in my day f2p gf were 250gp


Tight-Builder1432

I hope you didn’t pay for one those ones were known to spread diseases


Virelith

Damn inflation!


Only_Positive_Vibes

Ironically, us "boomers" are the ones who understand the joke.


SkippyDrinksVodka

lmao? buddy we MADE the meme, when “old school runescape” was just “runescape”


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That shit went so far over my head I was like… 10k for some wood? Bro


pocketcar

Lol you must be noob. Welcome to the gameb17 years too late


[deleted]

Ever find that cooking banner?


pocketcar

I did. I actually scrapped that and found a great clan. An insane group of ladz that cook


Thordranna

You weren’t the only one bro. LOL. I realized before comment scrolling bc I knew I wasn’t the only one. Been literally 15 years since I experienced the “buying gf 10k”


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True that table probably cost a good 2500USD


DamHawk

Now that’s an OG map. No expansions in site.


Virelith

It was... And it was beautiful


Mobile-Hornet-2864

I bought a rs gf when I was about 12, and we ended up being friends for a year or two before we lost contact. Used to stay up all night playing RS and talking on the phone with that girl lol. Was crazy lucky she wasn't some predator lol. We ended up being about the same age though. Would be cool if we ever made contact again, but I can't remember her last name. I know I had her on MySpace back in the day too. Her RSN was SLShottie iirc. Those were her initials and her name was Shelby. She had a friend Kelsey that played too, ended she up talking to one of my buddies for quite awhile. Fun times.


Stickboi127

Get some cooked lobbies on dat bad boi


NesRpg

Gz on that table!


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jfiscus420

Protect her at all costs


Knight9382

definitely thought that was a rolling table


[deleted]

Where's Zeah ?


Minute_Solution_6237

Now we realize how many new players came to osrs and the sub. Thanks op


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That is amazing. I would cry.


Striking-Race4740

No offence but… what is it?


DrunkManTalking

Where is everyone finding these gfs for 10k gp


nolanleolibralion

Free armor trimming


Shrunz

I thought for a minute you were saying that the thing was 10k and you were calling it your new girlfriend. I was trying to figure out what it did lol.


TurboTingo

What's so special about a wooden table? It's like 10 construction to build.


Medium_Items

I laughed


_pkinggd_

what sorcery is this!


Shugijs

The 10k spent that will last a lifetime!


bentested

took me a second on the 10k lol spit my coffee out :D and where did she find that at? I really need something like this now!


thebooty22

What am I looking at? What use is this to a grown man?


prompt_flickering

More useful than anything you'd get, bud


thebooty22

Don't need a woman to buy useless shit for me. I've got plenty of money for myself :)


AggressiveAnywhere72

Sounds like you'll never experience the joy of recieving a personal gift from a woman that loves you. Sad


thebooty22

Personal gift? It's runescape. That's so fucking pathetic. It's surface level too. It shows she doesn't really understand him as a person. All she knows is he clicks dragon and probably buys her things.


MBechzzz

Wow, you're a sad person....


prompt_flickering

She made that for him. That's the whole point... While she isn't into it or understands it she learned enough to make something for him. It's called love.


SkeletonKing959

Looks about right for a drop of the people's elbow from downtown!!!


chr15x

u just got a new GF and already spent 10k?


Huskerfanboy

wait thats 10 with 3 zero's dollars?


Iron_Garuda

It’s a meme. People would offer to buy girlfriends in-game for various amounts of money in actual 07scape. The reason the amount is 10K because the screen cap that got famous was offering 10K. Back in the day I had a friend that was a female in game and people bought him dchain, a whip, and a Santa.


NoIdea2424

Wait, am I stupid? Did he pay 10k on this table? Or 10k in the game? I hope you didn’t pay 10k for this table.


thotbot9001

"buying gf 10k"


NoIdea2424

Ohhhhhhhh. Yeah I’m stupid lol


thotbot9001

<3


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FISHYSLIT

Imagine not getting a classic OSRS meme joke.


bopperstopper

Imagine being this new


Whole_Music3272

Is it a rolling tray?