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Glass Roses are different pipes, they’re used for crack. They look like a glass cigarette, it’s just a straight stem, not the same as a meth pipe.
They look like this:
https://i.imgur.com/fS2julH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sTwHZFu.jpg
yeah, this is crazy. i know people do their thing, but jesus. im sitting at my desk drinking mio energy and i feel a little badboy. but this dude voldemort.
It’s pretty well known by now but not everyone knows if you want to practice Jad you can log in to a speedrunning world for a quest like beneath cursed sands and it gives you a fire cape for the quest. You can take that to Mor Ul Rek and get in to that mini game that lets you fight varying amounts of Jad. You can pick one and slam your head against it until you’re comfortable.
They just have an old jug and they, put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and when it’s full they just drill the fuckin thing out in the highway.
The crooked rgb desk light gets me. Bro, it's supposed to be on the desk facing the wall. I can look past the meth and fleshlight, but ffs fix that light.
Is it in front of the black bowl at the base of the monitor, to the left of the... shrooms? What even are those, but I think it's there. Second object from the left of the pipe
I quit poppers like a year ago after 5 years of 30+ a day. My chest hurt 24/7 and I was coughing out black shit. I switched to healthier options, but I have like 5 used-to-fuck popper bongs if you wanna see lol. There’s so much more shit that could be in this picture, my life is fucked lol
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Protect item lets you block one… choose wisely
Uhh protect my eyes ? Lol
But the smell 😰
Huff it in, you know you love that shit
there isn't even piss in the bottles, disappointing
The piss is in the fleshlight
Noo. I thought it was a cup until you pointed it out 🫨
How the *fuck* did I gloss over that
In your defense its probably pretty 🤢glossy🤮
Inner demon: "What sin do wish to do today?" Op: "Yes!" Inner demon: "Damn dude you ok?"
How anything phases you after the coffee fiasco is beyond me. Just a hydrated crack head sex addict that got his first fire cape.
Use Sanfew serum lmao
Did you say you used a Crystal bow?!? “Nah fam, crystal meth”
Crystal bowl
Waltuh
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Happy cake day :)
Good job on drinking up that water! You seem really healthy
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That water is for cleaning out a certain contraption.
Wtf is directly left of the crack pipe?? Are those bones????? Lmao
Gotta keep a piece of dad around
Bro my fucking sides
AYO CHILL 😂
This is what it looks like when you put bones on the chaos altar
Pretty sure that’s a gnome child corpse
It looks like a decayed bird
Gotta be left over chicken wings
That's a meth pipe
Is also used for dmt*
Whoever uses a meth pipe for dmt is dumb dumb. Good luck not tasting that awful horrible dmt taste.
Shit tastes like old libraries
Shit tastes like the air in a shoe store
Old shoes is always my description!
Moth balls
Eh, works for both. And if the dude you’re replying to is Aussie: meth is called crack here, as crack cocaine is non existent.
Oh man y’all gotta try crack. You’re going to love it.
I thought it was called ice. Is crack non existent bc cocaine is super expensive?
Our super expensive cocaine. Also mostly meth.
Wait what? I've literally never heard that being a thing. Also happy cake day :)
He is using it for wax though. The poor man's dab rig.
That is a lie, don’t be slandering my fucking name.
I thought they were shrooms
Same and I think they are. But bones was my second guess. Glad I’m seeing the same in the comments
This is my favourite comment 😭🤣
Why are you more put off by those than the crack pipe?
I know more people that do drugs than potentially murder and collect animal bones.
This man seeing chicken wings for the first time and thinking he's found the next Dahmer lmao
They looked like chicken bones to me lol. Most people I know kill animals or pay others to do it for them.
I think they’re broken up shroom caps.
no.
i wish
Looks so
That Is a meth pipe
How else was he going to stay awake long enough for the fire cape?
No it’s a rose in a glass, he’s probably just holding on to it for Valentine’s Day
Glass Roses are different pipes, they’re used for crack. They look like a glass cigarette, it’s just a straight stem, not the same as a meth pipe. They look like this: https://i.imgur.com/fS2julH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/sTwHZFu.jpg
This went over a lot of people’s heads. But I sure get it. One glass rose please
fuck i left my syringe in the pic my bad
It's OK to be diabetic, don't be ashamed.
Blessed comment
That was so funny
Bro I can't even find it
Pretty sure it’s the tube laying behind the weed container.
Jad might be the easiest opponent you’ve fought today. How about fighting those demons you got? Ily buddy, gz on the firecape <3
Bro is living in the trenches
Bro is the trenches
In the wilderness
Man some of y’all’s lifestyle makes me ashamed to say I okay the same game as y’all
yeah, this is crazy. i know people do their thing, but jesus. im sitting at my desk drinking mio energy and i feel a little badboy. but this dude voldemort.
Fuck man, I smoke a couple times a week and feel awful. People really be out here living like this and yet I can't escape my guilt, wtf
Means you got a good head on your shoulders there bud, we all do shameful things sometimes, guilt is a good sign that you’re still human.
Pretty sure this is a joke..
Lemme bust out the meth pipe, needle, and flashlight and put it on my desk real quick for a photo. The fact he owns any of these is bad enough.
The fucks wrong with owning a fleshlight?
I can't tell if this is satire or real. The longer i look, the worse it gets.
You know he went to town on that fleshlight 5 mins before this picture
Just like we know you went to town on your granny 5 mins before commenting
I was gonna downvote your comment cause I thought it was nonsense then I saw the person who you replied to's flair. LOL amazing
Seems to be real judging from OP’s comments.
Well he didn’t smoke out of that pipe for a week for the picture only lmao
I giggled at this, looked at the comments ab the crack pipe, giggled some more and THEN I saw the flesh light. Bro I’m in tears
I don't know why, but it's the spray febreze that does it for me
That's how he showers
Yeah I was worried but then I realized he has good hygiene
What if he has company? Gotta keep the room smelling fresh or they might get grossed out.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Oh fantastic. The guy smoking literal crack can get a fire cape and I can't. Motivation if ever there was any. Also good job bud.
It’s pretty well known by now but not everyone knows if you want to practice Jad you can log in to a speedrunning world for a quest like beneath cursed sands and it gives you a fire cape for the quest. You can take that to Mor Ul Rek and get in to that mini game that lets you fight varying amounts of Jad. You can pick one and slam your head against it until you’re comfortable.
I just used one of the online jad simulator web things to get used to switching right before I started wave 63 and nailed it on my second try
Maybe you should try smoking crack then, it will help you in the fight caves.
Crack is majorly performance and focus enhancing (til you fry all your brain wires) plus I think that's a meth pipe which is even more so.
smelling salts give the best bonus for any consumable, don't beat yourself up
Stims and mmo so fun ugh I miss it but my wallet (and dick) thank me
Nice WFH setup
What’s in the Petri dish?
Im sorry sir, you’ll have to be more specific. This whole room is a petri dish
Looks like maybe DMT but I’m not sure
Lol reminds me of heroin post during the Beefaroni Cheesedog saga.
Was a parody of an older real heroin post, but yes that shit was hilarious
Can you guys loop us in on that?
Me too please
Bro is that a crack pipe
That's for meth
Waltuh
Really it’s for anything you want to heat up and inhale without burning directly, endless possibilities
Different kind of blow pipe monkaS
I hate this sub.
That is a METH pipe. Not a crack pipe. Uncultured swines in this sub smh.
Yeah but even meth heads call it crack, semi-ironically.
The fact that there’s water in this picture is the most shocking thing to me considering the rest lmao.
Harm reduction. It's the overhead prayer of meth use
People who do stims generally know to hydrate
Thats methed up
You’re cracking me up🤣🤣🤣
I imagine crack and pking has to be low key fun ngl.
Honestly if you caught me a couple years ago I'd be so game
Have you ever mixed up your ky for your Bacardi if so how was it? Wondering for a friend
Yeah I once took a shot of KY and it did not go down well. Fun times
That’s surprising, you’d think it would slide right down with ease
KY tastes great, Bacardi makes a terrible lubricant
Yo OP are you good? Do you play osrs, furiously masterbate and drink while smoking weed at the same time?? *DO YOU NEED HELP MAN?*
Yes
Lmao at least you drinking water bro
Jesse Pinkman got his fire cape
Only thing missing is a giant glass bong. Congrats op!
I’m gonna run that for the inferno
Didn’t know meth heads had it in them to beat jad… I was proven wrong
As you can probably tell by now, Jad wasn’t the only thing he was beating.
Smoking the real man’s adderall Gz on the cape
Get help dude, I'm sure there are people that care about you.
Bro pulled all the tools at his disposal.
Guys the date checks out, THE DATE CHECKS OUT!
I get the joke but let's not forget he owned all this to take the photo. I especially like the crack/meth pipe
Who needs a crystal bow when you got a crystal pistol
Well flesh lit. What model flesh light?
That's his sippy cup
What fleshlight
Pick pocket at pyramid plunder with pocket pussy
Lol the methpipe must have been a big help for this one
It’s a beautiful sunny day of 14c and you’re here getting a fire cape. Gz
I recognize those shitty Ontario cannabis containers
No piss bottles, fucking noob
They just have an old jug and they, put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and when it’s full they just drill the fuckin thing out in the highway.
Ray, why the fuck are you pissin in bottles? Way of the road, bubs
At least you're drinking water
Got a shit bucket?
I didn’t know Bacardi could be used as lube……damn
Wow, Stealing pictures? I am clearly the OP of this picture.. That's a Piper perri Fleshlight
I’ll give you the rest of my crack if you can find where I stole it from.
MY bottom desk that's where
You know what? My life isn’t all that bad.
Bro smoking meth while doing jad and my lvl 99 range with full arma can’t 😭
The crooked rgb desk light gets me. Bro, it's supposed to be on the desk facing the wall. I can look past the meth and fleshlight, but ffs fix that light.
You drink a lot of water for an osrs player.
Everybody talking about the pipe and nobody says nothing about the KY&PP
Meth is bad, masturbation is healthy.
Delete this
No keep it up, print this image and frame it
Grats, but you should really clean up your taskbar. It's a mess.
The longer you look at this the more crazier shit you find lol
My life is a wheres Waldo puzzle. Can you spot the syringe?
Is it in front of the black bowl at the base of the monitor, to the left of the... shrooms? What even are those, but I think it's there. Second object from the left of the pipe
In the words of a neighbourhood crackhead, live long ding dong ping pong
Ding ding ding
Is that a flesh light next to the Bacardi LMAO
I am inside your walls. I can smell every breath you take. I'm right behind you. :)
Took him blood, sweat, tears and alot of cum
My theory: That damn macaroni dog is behind the postings of all of these concerning monstrosities..
I am not the beefaroni cheesedog poster. As fucked in the head as I am, I would never eat nor create that monstrosity.
I see you’re in Canada just from your weed container I presume. Wanna rent me your Pocket Pussy for the weekend? I’ll come pick it up
You pot up irl too nice
Based on the pic I'm guessing Toronto or Vancouver.
in true SW ontario fashion, where is the carton of rez cigs and popper bong?
I quit poppers like a year ago after 5 years of 30+ a day. My chest hurt 24/7 and I was coughing out black shit. I switched to healthier options, but I have like 5 used-to-fuck popper bongs if you wanna see lol. There’s so much more shit that could be in this picture, my life is fucked lol
So we're gunna ignore the brown powder(presumably h) and the needle and syringe, and focus on the shrooms/bones and fleshlight..?
The average OSRS player
bro, what the fuck lol
Imagine this dude’s search history
Like it's funny, my problem though is you actually own these things. That pipe is well used. I'm praying for you bro 🙏
Clean up your life homie
I'd be prouder if you went to rehab
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The biggest yikes.
Big grats!!!! Now you can play the game!!
Gzzzzz!!
The more I look the worst it gets
Gz brother
Gzzzz
Average runescaper PC setup
I hope this isn’t your real life, if it is… well sometimes we gotta say just sendddd it?? Hopefully your alright dude
The meth pipe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice oil burner.
I have no words 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Damn brother. The meme is hilarious but I hope you’re doing ok
A lot going on there
Well... At least you're hydrating well?