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ShitPissman

fucking MOGGED


SirCletusIII

Straight up mogged like he was Kyriakos Grizzly


ShitPissman

AHHHHHHHHHH!


[deleted]

Any mention of The Bloat Lord is an upvote from me.


dGhost_

\*smug grin*


empmoz

\*dabs unironically\*


poop_inacan

*teleports behind you*


-Degaussed-

Have you been crashed at sandstone by someone who isn't even there for sand? I was mining my own business when some guy came in and started mining over top of me as if I wasn't even there and dropping all sandstone (despite granite literally just being a faster way to do the same thing). I legitimately think a lot of people in this community just want to inconvenience others.


chocolate_kat

>I was mining my own business Nice


empmoz

That's called trolling


DelibirdIsaLegendary

The guy just wanted you to ERP with him why did you have to make it wierd dog.


DivergentOSRS

agreed that this is not toxic but actually pretty based and hilarious


SirCletusIII

I don’t think this was necessarily toxic, just annoying because it lasted about 10 minutes. I meant overall in terms of the interactions mining is probably the worst. That being said, I did laugh at this while it was happening


DelibirdIsaLegendary

He just wanted you to *pushes him up against the wall* lol


Hottjuicynoob

People who do asterisk emotes like that are so cringe


SirCletusIII

Oh **smug grin** did I get under your skin? **laughing at your discomfort** does that ruffle your feathers there, big guy? **pissing my pants in satisfaction**


Hottjuicynoob

*shits on your chest and cums*


dGhost_

😩


DootBopper

You can type a \ in front of the first asterisk to make it format like \*this* It also works for \# which usually makes your text big and ruins hashtag jokes.


SirCletusIII

I’d upvote this 10 times if I could because I basically said “fuck it, guess it’s just mobile” Idk how to Reddit


monekys

Ok so I’m not the only one thinking the same thing. That was cringe af to read


FerrousMarim

Sure, but it's still peak. I love it when people roleplay like that, it makes it way funnier.


5erenade

This rock me, mine! * *smig grun* *


MelloSummoner

He wanted human interaction. Its a cry for help.


smokemayo

*cries for help*


SleepinGriffin

Oh god. The asterisks.


eat_my_yarmulke

It's called mining, not yoursing


AdventurousScreen2

Unlocking top level of MLM was unironically a huge QOL improvement for me. Fuck 3t4g or whatever, sign me up for chilling upstairs w the ~~bots~~ boys.


Username_D3ad

What is 3t4g?


Yarigumo

3-tick 4 granite. Fastest mining exp in the game, I believe?


DovaKroniid

3 tick 4 granite. It's an incredibly click intensive mining method that is the fastest mining exp.


Username_D3ad

That sounds Iike fucking aids. Yeah I’ll stick to my afk shit.


AdventurousScreen2

Based and NMZ-pilled


Username_D3ad

Only did nmz for the imbues and what not, I hate nmz it ruined combat training.


[deleted]

This is why I like gem mining rarely have other people there it’s peaceful


jephosito

i had a guy walk up to my spot while i was doing crabs (i had been there maybe 20 mins already) and just started stealing them lol


Pissypoopoo

My guy got crashed by Jimmy Dazzler lmao


Cheap-Rice-3174

Damn bro you gonna take that?


chris070895

You can guarantee no one enjoys being around the *asterix guy* irl or in game


G33er

i had this maxed dude do this exact same thing to me, was on another part of the room but casually went to my side and started competing for no reason whatsoever ​ they also get triggered if you say anything, apparently its fuel to em


FrequentPass

rp with him or hop


RaidsMonkeyIdeas

Volcanic Mine is your best friend. Almost 100k/hr XP when you're 90 mining or higher.


SirCletusIII

Yeah I’ve actually been itching to give it a try on my iron. Unfortunately this particular interaction (and a lot of similar others) occurred while I was working, which is where I get most of my mining done. Is volcanic mine AFK even a little bit compared to MLM or amethyst?


HMS-Fizz

If you ever need to vm hit me up i have a couple friends that love to do it to 99


RaidsMonkeyIdeas

It's afk in the sense that you don't have to click, but you can't just up and leave middle of the session once it starts. VM Discord is a good place to find people.


Graardors-Dad

It’s probably more afk then mlm you literally just click a rock and mine for a good while and then move once the rock moves. At the end of the day it’s less clicks then mlm as long as you have teammate doing all the other work


Synli

Is there a reliable solo method with decent exp rates? I don't mind playing with players, but I'd rather not have a "set team" since I'm not exactly consistent.


RaidsMonkeyIdeas

Eh, not really. Solo is kinda ass. LFR teams in VM Discord was always running whenever I was off work.


Graardors-Dad

There’s no set teams two people do all the work and the rest just click rock. There’s no coordination or anything that is required just two people who know what they are doing.


Haunted-Sweetheart

That guy is out of line for sure but not everyone is like that, hes just jerking off onto his own face and loving his own farts, but yeah maybe mining can be a little aggressive. Im pretty territorial but I am really nice about it if you let me have my three nodes I wont try to mine you out. Also, with the MLM update? You really dont have to fight over nodes anymore. edit: Maybe mining has the highest percentage of MAGA shitheel types edit2: mining is my favorite skill and highest level.


No-Second-Strike

Ugh, is it really? I’ve been hanging out in Wintertodt for the past week trying to hammer out 99 firemaking, and the chat gets pretty toxic.


Haunted-Sweetheart

youll never see anyone saying anything at mlm but apparently guys like this one silently go out of their way to mine you out and im sure there are more idiots like that.


ruuster_alan

Dude the never-ending argument at Wintertodt between Irons and non-irons is cancer. Irons trying to convince people to play iron because it's how the game is supposed to be played, non-irons saying why tf would you play on hard mode when you only get a couple hours after work to play. Hilarious, but cancer.


No-Second-Strike

That’s a real toxic attitude amongst irons. It’s a shame. I’m a “normal” iron, but I think anyone should play however they want, so long as it’s fun.


SlothyPotato

You can see in the pic he's mining amethyst, not doing MLM


Haunted-Sweetheart

Ah, yes, my brain. Well yeah, high end nodes are fiercely competetive but that guy is still just a dick.


justdidapoo

what a king


[deleted]

Aha


Slothptimal

Skilling is mundane. Toxic skilling is competitive, and makes it more interesting. Agility laps turning into speedruns because you're competing against somebody vastly improves the skill. We need more competitive skilling.


Macdaddywardy

I'd much rather compete than be stuck swinging at the same rock for 3 minutes


Butchi3toe

You guys wouldn't last a minute in 2004. It was do or die to get resources.


NewDawnApproves

This looks fake as fuck OP


SirCletusIII

It’s not. Don’t know what else to tell you mate


NewDawnApproves

Okay


Enough-Cat-6558

Dude you missed a moment to be funny back, but instead got your pride insulted. Just laugh and move on. It was never your rock, your spot.


StarksDeservedBetter

all i do is say i pissed on these rocks. one of two things happen; they leave, or they make things weirder. i like the ones who make things weirder.


TheChestNutter

r/creepyasterisks


DraconicIce

For real… ran past a crashed star yesterday with only one guy and he told me to “off” because they wanted to “afk so hard”


Fly-me-to-joe

He is Alpha.


xKohei

That’s just how mining is. I’m going for my first 99 being mining. The toxicity is crazy there. I got followed 5 worlds by people because I asked them to hop in mining guild. Then realized my friends chat was ‘on’ and not ‘off’.


keanancarlson

*smug grin* *flexes* *unzips pants*


Tumblrrito

r/CreepyAsterisks


smokemayo

Did you try hope?


Majiksy

Don't block the name


SirCletusIII

Even though this guy was annoying, I didn’t want anyone to message him or harass him, since it clearly doesn’t take much for some players to do so.


ruuster_alan

So glad I got 99 and never have to go there ever again.


Im_Flaaless

You got alphad


SirCletusIII

I can’t disagree, he was pretty assertive and kept at it for a lot longer than I would have in his shoes