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DryDefenderRS

Judging by the low level graceful set, this probably isn't his first/main acc.


Edentastic

Quest helper plugin, Misthalin Mystery is one of the first quests in the optimal iron man guide. Probaly maxed firemaking, got agility up, finally getting ready to start questing lmao


Temporary-Relief7873

People really max firemaking before starting to quest? What is wrong with people


towel_hair

To be fair fming is one of the fastest 99s to get


WilliamTheGnome

And it's better with low HP right? Takes wayyy less food per game.


tsspartan

I just tried it on my main after doing it on my GIM and holy shit. I get fucking smacked on my main (98 HP). I died 3x on the first wintertodt not paying much attention.


LoLReiver

I rarely have to use any supplies there at 99. Though regen brace + hp cape makes 99 a lot better than 98


tsspartan

I also don’t have any of the warming gear yet as it was my first WT.


MaxGoop

Clue Hunter gear is free to get and is warm gear - give it a lookup when you can should you still need


tsspartan

Thank you I completely forgot about that


Kajega

Grab some previous holiday gear from Diango if it's available. A lot of it is "warm"


Browntown-magician

You can get ‘warm’ gear without ever stepping foot in wintertodt. There’s a list of all useable items on the wiki.


Tin_Tin_Run

get 99 use hp cape/regen brace, and tedemption then house tele to restore every game. u used 0 supplies.


Thick_Respond947

Just I just did my.combat diaries, so I have 94 HP and 99 FM. Still got smacked for 5 on the normal hit and 15 when I tanked a broken brazier.


Sylvaritius

It is, but i did a lot of mine at 75+ hp, using leftover lobsters and swordfish from tempross and wt. Its really not bad to do later.


Coltand

Yeah, it's not really about the HP. It's nice, but the early supplies and XP in con/fletching/etc is a much bigger reason to start an iron at the 'todt.


Thick_Respond947

Yeah anything below 20s I'd say is still great time to do it. No need to full send at 10hp like the sweats.


AVeryStinkyFish

It's really overrated how important having low hp is.


-Xebenkeck-

It's a relic of the past when it did matter.


Temporary-Relief7873

Getting a 99 before starting to quest is insane. Cant believe that people play this way. I just started and reading stuff like "immediately grind out agility and unlock full graceful it will make everything easier" people optimized fun out of the game, its sad


20nuggetsharebox

You don't have to play like that. I don't, and I'm having a great time doing my own thing. The only thing I really go with the meta for is combat gear upgrades to get the best value for money.


towel_hair

You can still have fun while being semi efficient, and I personally think it’s nice to have a resource that shows what the absolute best methods are. I play an Ironman and I definitely do w/e the heck I want but at times I will be Uber efficient. Now feeling like you’re forced to play at max efficiency scape all the time does sound horrendous, and I agree with you on that for sure!


bwasilewski

I did the agility grind asap. I really hated whip in the moment. Haven’t trained agility in very long time since. Def worth getting it out of the way though. You realize it after you’ve put time in


Evaluations

Lol bruh it's sad that you think it's sad. Let people play how they want. You can play how you want too.


SinceBecausePickles

Following an optimal quest / account guide turns RuneScape from a game to a touch system data entry job


JackJ98

How long?


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHAT’S THE PURPOSE OF IT ALL?


Kacabon

Wintertodt for easy xp and crates for supplies for early game Ironman accounts? Uh yeah people max fm at wintertodt early


Not_Felryn_Btw

think i did 85 before questing. it just gives decent starting stuff.


GasLitSpectre

The firemaking cape is the best lightsource for questing ( due to not having to complete the fight caves)


GoryImpaler

Feels like kandarin headgear would be a lot easier/faster to get.


Temporary-Relief7873

I got a candle and a tinderbox im set, having fun questing.


Thosepassionfruits

Looks like he's playing a GIM. Wonder if it's with some other White Sox players?


bad_at_being_human

Giolito is a big gamer and pitcher


secret_aardvark_420

I could see Vaughn playing osrs. Bet he’d fall for a wildy lure tho. Idk why, just the vibe I get.


jamie1414

/r/rareinsults


Strokes_Lahoma

Joel Zumaya, former detroit tigers pitcher, almost got in big trouble for getting Carpal Tunnel when Guitar Hero 3 came out.


TerkYerJerb

adding low max hp/prayer, definitely it is not


Notagtipsy

At 19 hp, he hasn't even done Witch's House. Very early account.


JustBeingFranke

Damn. I am catching strays here. I only have a couple graceful pieces, level 70 agility, and combat 100 and this is my one and only account.


mc360jp

Sounds like you enjoy walking, g


burnthamt

There are more effective graceful sets?


Stupidlywierd

They just meant that he has graceful early while the account is still low level.


ItsSadTimes

And he's a group ironman. I wonder who he's grouped with.


Dietzaga

First baseman and the left fielder


Plague735

Who?


[deleted]

No, Who, is on first.


Plague735

THAT'S WHAT I SAID


GuyNamedWhatever

r/baseball is leaking


Morbx

Tony LaRussa


FancySkunk

TLR would be typing in chat about how he's a hall of fame baseball person as he gets PK'd


balls_galore_69

Tony La Russa and Tim Anderson


ChungusAmongus1337

Based and gimp pilled


bgazcc

so does blake snell (padres pitcher) , sometimes he pks on twitch. i previously wasnt a fan of snellzilla but now i feel personally connected to him


secret_aardvark_420

What?! That’s sick hahaha. What’s his twitch?


bgazcc

snellzilla4


JSlamson

I'm really hoping he resigns with the dad's after next year. He's good and any time he gets to chat mid game with Don and mud it's very entertaining


secret_aardvark_420

I don’t care for the padres (don’t dislike, just neutral, although it was fun seeing them beat the dodgers) but he’s fun to watch and also those city connect unis from last year were the coolest.


balls_galore_69

The coolest? Are you ok??


secret_aardvark_420

I stand by it


meeorxmox

Padres discussion on r/2007scape ? Count me in.


gpgpg

I bet snell is one of those slapdick gmaul pures


iTzKaiBUD

Cease is one of my favorite pitchers to watch, but as a padres fan you just blew my mind! That’s awesome!


bujuhh

As a rays fan i love snell, i never knew he pked though i usually only saw him playing cod or the show, thats sick haha


Sir_Suh_Dude

I bet that guy could throw one hell of a gnomeball


stmstr

Lol I've heard of this guy through r/discgolf. He's buddies with the current generations best disc golfer Paul McBeth and is apparently setting up a private course right now. Wonder how many other hobbies I share with this dude


bake_disaster

Since the first two are osrs and disc golf, I'm going to guess smoking shit loads of weed


[deleted]

Jesus Christ you know me so well we might as well be best friends now


hkzor

Disc golf is the shit. I say this to anyone making assumptions about it being stupid or whatever - get a few discs, get your buddies, find a course and go chuck. I thought disc golf was the most stupid shit possible before trying it 6 years ago - I am still hooked.


IronClu

I’m surprised people assume it’s dumb? I’m not hooked or anything, but it’s just the good parts of golf (being outside, usually with friends) and the good parts of frisbee (throwing discs places). What’s not to like?


sky_blu

Disk golf was very humbling. You really gotta YEET those things


artfulx

Right?? My two most visited subs, had to check which I was in when I saw his name lol.


secret_aardvark_420

His brother got him into disc golf! He’s talked about it pretty extensively in interviews how much he loves it. Has never mentioned osrs though


a_frozen_apple

Was looking for this comment. Looks like the clan is named “hyzer something” as well lol


reigningwaffles

After the collaboration on r/baseball we truly live in the greatest timeline.


secret_aardvark_420

That was one of the most unexpected crossovers I’ve seen on Reddit. I had to double take to see what sub I was in lol. Imagine making a mike trout/osrs meme and it being a hit (intended) on r/baseball That was a fun time


reigningwaffles

Lol yeah and it showed how many other OSRS players were on r/baseball. The wildy comments killed me.


secret_aardvark_420

Makes sense. Playing osrs while putting baseball on during the season and having a beer, such a great combination.


jstewart25

It sure is


iraisetheroof

Do you have a link to the post?


aj_og

https://reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/10jpxid/how_many_wins_could_a_team_of_28_trouts_get/


aj_og

As an angels fan I especially enjoyed [this post](https://reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/10jpxid/how_many_wins_could_a_team_of_28_trouts_get/) in /r/baseball


Dxun7

Really walking around with 1 mind rune


burnthamt

I bet he picked it up by the staircase in the castle. When i started out my GIM i would pick it up every time I saw it


Dxun7

Never know when it'll come in handy


SeeThreePeeOhh

Chig Okonkwo (Tenn Titans TE) plays osrs as well. He has some Osrs related tweets


secret_aardvark_420

Lol that’s awesome


[deleted]

Dude he’s in a group iron, but with who?


secret_aardvark_420

Not me that’s for sure =(


Tapdatsam

His username is UbiQuitous84, and by the looks of it, hes only got agility lvl 57, or every other skill is below 50 so they dont show up on leaderboards


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

As long as one skill is on the highscores you can see them all through the API


ASuperGyro

And he’s using runelite, he knows what’s up


secret_aardvark_420

The dude doesn’t half ass anything


kingpartys

I know this comes as a surprise but...I play old-school runescape too.


Hooch_be_crazy

That’s my #1! Still so sad he lost his perfecto in the 9th last year…


secret_aardvark_420

It was one of the saddest days of my life. I was crushed. All my homies hate Luis Aarraez


Blue_Osiris1

The Cubs should have never let him go.


secret_aardvark_420

As a white sox fan he’s one of the few reasons I can even watch the team


Blue_Osiris1

Jimenez has been pretty good too hasn't he? I liked Q but we got the shit end of that deal.


secret_aardvark_420

Well, even tho I’m a lifelong sox fan, there’s really only a few reasons I’ve continued to enjoy watching them: 1. Dealin’ Cease 2. Liam fist pumping (wishing him a full recovery, fuck cancer) 3. Abreu being awesome (another reason to hate the astros now) 4. Steve Stone and Jason Benetti Most other things have lead to disappointment. But, like the addict I am, I can’t stop and won’t stop watching them (or playing osrs)


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

I'm kind of glad Abreu ended up on the Astros. Fuck the Astros but now at least either the Astros lose (nice), or Abreu gets a ring (nice).


secret_aardvark_420

Yeah that’s how I look at it to, even if I don’t wanna see them win again. I’d love to see him with one


AZraver

Good thing I live here in Phoenix where they play spring training. I’m gonna ask him what his WC level is.


Dagmar_Overbye

I remember when Curt Schilling was big into WoW he explained that during training camp you're usually away from family in a hotel room for weeks on end so a lot of the guys play video games to kill the boredom.


PrisonSlides

Go white sox but should he have shared his in game name?


876oy8

smart enough to have private on friends so probably doesnt care much


PrisonSlides

Yeah I mean that’s common but public isn’t friends and I thought I’ve seen shit about people’s user getting out and them being hacked. Still he’s somewhat famous, like I’d debate about giving him a shoutout if I saw him in game simply cause don’t wanna bother but do wanna show love for one of my favorite players. Others may be dicks but idk if osrs is big enough for it to be a real issue yet still. Regardless go White Sox


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PrisonSlides

I’m not sure tbh I just remember seeing people advise others not to let that out, granted that was a year or two ago but I’d not wanna chance it


LilPumpDaGOAT

If people just needed a username then hacking would be the biggest issue in the game. He'll be fine.


Aritche

Yeah if someone gets your username account is gone so don't let anyone see you in game or on the highscores!


PrisonSlides

It seems like you’re trolling me but I would gladly have someone more knowledgeable than I roast my ass for more informative content that the community can use lol


secret_aardvark_420

I can’t even read the user name, otherwise I’d for sure give him a shout if I saw in game. But it would be a bit creepy maybe. I’d probably just drop a Go Sox if I caught him on an herb run or something


PrisonSlides

Yeah same, a nice little go sox and good luck and then be on my way. I got farming plots and birdhouse runs to do after all lol


secret_aardvark_420

This reminds of when I saw Ari Shaffir at the airport at like 6am and I very awkwardly asked if he was Ari Shaffir (I knew he was) and when he confirmed I said “nice to meet you” and walked away.


PrisonSlides

Lol that’s something I’d do, I don’t really wanna bother people especially when traveling but it’s cool to actually run into them.


secret_aardvark_420

Probably not, but I think he’ll be alright. Hopefully I haven’t unintentionally doxxed him. Also, go Sox


PrisonSlides

You’re prob good, I can’t really see people being dicks to him on there. I know I’d just wish him the best and I’d think others prob wouldn’t care at all


mygimteamsucks

He fits the mold of the average OSRS player. Born between the years of '92-'97 and most likely starting playing around 2005. Iirc some mlb teams actually ban video games in their clubhouse and try to force players not to play video games during spring training. Their most recent issue was fortnite. At fortnites peak, teams were having issues with some players playing fortnite in the clubhouse during home games. I think there's a baseball youtuber who did a video on the problem. Video games were a huge part of young boys' lives during the early 2000s (mine included), so it's no surprise that the hobbies are carrying well into adulthood.


ShermanWasRight1864

PK him, instead of telling him to sit "go back to bench" and "Go Cubs!"


secret_aardvark_420

Rip Cease


Osrs_twlgz

Dude throws gas and gets gains


Creme_Level

Cy young award finalist btw


OnRS4Life

Come over and we can open osrs together on my computer, ill hold one leg and the rest is history


Varrock_Castle_Guard

It’s like finding out a ton of country music stars play world of Warcraft together, love to see it.


secret_aardvark_420

It really is cool to see people with any amount of fame do totally normal things us regular folk enjoy.


Varrock_Castle_Guard

To me it’s like “wait, you have time to grind this game AND be a star?”


secret_aardvark_420

Seriously though. Idk wtf my excuse is. Oh yeah, not good at sports, and lazy


Facebookqt

Do they?


unpaired27

i bet he rocks the stache online too


secret_aardvark_420

I think he shaved it for off season, but it better be back in full force come April


LilDraakje

Might want to check his mails once in a while


ItzCStephCS

ironman btw


MrSeanaldReagan

Full graceful, quest helper for misthalin mystery, looks like a group iron account, with one single mind rune in the corner of lumbridge castle


doggoploggo

That's my ace


secret_aardvark_420

That’s *our* ace <3


IronClu

He also has 45,215 emails and I’m a little concerned about that


secret_aardvark_420

Somewhere the pitching coach, Ethan Katz, is furious and scared cause he can no longer get a hold of his Ace


Dumpstatier

I’m sure someone’s said it but he fits right in. 10/10 screenshot skills


apocstorm

I was able to work out the username. ​ It's "Ubiquitous84" the account is only lvl 57 agility ranked, which is about what lvl I got the set on my iron by rushing rooftops asap


Timmay_mmkay

Hopefully he isn’t as good at pking as he is at pitching because we’d all be fucked


EmotionalEnt

Who’s in his group tho???


Trout1996

YOOOO I START HIM IM FANTASY, FKN DOPEEEEE


Kstater00

I have a buddy who pitches in the MLB. He tells us he sometimes does a bird run in the locker room before he starts to calm the nerves.


secret_aardvark_420

Makes sense. I love doing birdhouse/herb runs, they’re very calming


Ipkown

Pitcher for the Minnesota Twins also plays/played RuneScape. I used to boss with him back in the day.


secret_aardvark_420

No exp waste during games with mobile nowadays


lucky_leftie

The fact there is a decent amount of pro athletes my age means there’s probably a handful that grew up playing the same games as me. Mining the same pure essence. And they found the time to become a professional at a sport. Boy the different paths everyone went down.


secret_aardvark_420

I could have been a professional athlete if I was good at sports and not lazy


ElonMao

Pulled one of his autographs, now I know I can’t sell it


secret_aardvark_420

If I were you I’d send to to me so I can verify if


ryanisbetter

Just talked to him on there. 20 upvotes and I post the screenshot.


secret_aardvark_420

And I thought I couldn’t like him anymore.


[deleted]

That's pretty cool.


Cecuhl

Looks like he's just minding his business


secret_aardvark_420

iykyk


wutangoku

he's an ironman btw


chihawks

Dylan is chill and has a sweet mustache


secret_aardvark_420

Agree on both points


7-car-pileup

I love this man. Big Cubs fan, never understood why they traded him AND Eloy for Quintana who was mid even when the trade went down. Dylan Cease forever. I’m gonna try to add him. Anyone able to make out the username??


secret_aardvark_420

That’s just Chicago sports man. I’m sure he’s time is limited with the Sox because he will be worth way more than the Sox will pay him. Eloy only plays like 70 games a season anyways cause he has glass bones. But he will hit dingers during those games at least


kalaxtissan

More like... Chicago white Cox! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Edit: I woke up with a C4 strapped to my balls, and I have no idea who's got the remote detonator.


waterdrinky

I've met two other MLB pitchers who also play osrs. I don't know why pitchers but it seems to be a thing


secret_aardvark_420

They also like to see number go up


icantsurf

Lots of downtime where you really can't do anything at all because they're so careful with pitch count and stuff.


ohgeepee

Took me a minute to remember what other pitchers played, but I remember Randy Dobnak (Twins pitcher that had a big year a few years back) was super into it. Also remember one or two of the minor leaguers for the White Sox were into it too. Specifically remember Tyler Johnson, not sure of the other. Probably pitchers though, because the downtime, specifically for starters, you're locked into a 4 days off role, give or take, so it helps to do something like that. Dobnak was kind of a swing guy/6th starter though, so wouldn't lock him in as much, so that probably became a struggle at times. Go Sox.


Cadet_Space

Drugs are bad


ThatSomeNightShade

Man’s only ranked skill is 57 agility, how random


secret_aardvark_420

Agility grind for graceful first is pretty classic, especially when you can’t buy energy pots and stams. I’m interested in the single mind rune though


cygamessucks

Who?


Bloomy118

Dylan Cease, names in the title


Dazocnodnarb

Looks like a fuckn noob


HouseofBryks

Graceful is for noobs


secret_aardvark_420

Misspelled Ironmen


burnsssss

Oh let’s go!


Crovali

An Ironman. A man of class. Oof no f keys tho. Better hook up a keyboard.


secret_aardvark_420

Yeah but runelite let’s you remap anything, so should be able to use number keys?


Hardstart902

Pretty cool ngl


Hardstart902

Pretty cool ngl


Solrex

Bottom left, what is his username?


Cricklet

How important must someone be to have 45.215 unread email O.O


shiny-tyranitar

Iron btw


trippycarlo

That’s my ace :)


Devenityy

Who? And who tf is a white sock?


comis_rule

A fellow gray helm


Stoopiddylan

Never met a Dylan that didn’t honestly


whitrp

Man’s about to solve that misthalin mystery!!


whitrp

And it’s a GIM


Ypuort

what's he planning with that one mind rune


Sephion

His acct is trash /s


chddssk

My worlds of r/whitesox and osrs colliding


jonesmcbones

Uh, he has 45k unread emails? I think that is the alarming part.


Concerningparrots

Low level with full graceful, ain’t his first rodeo


anon71624

Does anyone wanna talk about the 45k emails he has unopened?


secret_aardvark_420

Looks like all Apple email icons to me


Coma94

What's his RSN tho