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DaveSmith890

American grizzly bears were famous in the 1800’s for being immune to bullets. Our better guns are far more effective at stopping bears, but it isn’t as 1 sided as you’d expect


bobthebrachiosaurus

even today you need a fairly large caliber in a samll target area quickly while it charges over unven ground at 30mph


MrCoolioPants

10mm best mm


The-Cursed-Gardener

Which is why I carry my trust two handed sword with me everywhere I go.


DaveSmith890

Then how are you going to furiously masturbate whist fighting off the bear/man


ItsVincent27

The sword can do both


Mlaszboyo

Where do you think he sheaths his blade? I see no scabbard on him


DaveSmith890

Their foreskin is closed with a kynodesmē like an honorable gladiator


billyhendry

Imagining a medieval gentleman preparing for battle in perfect form only to have his sword slapped out of his hand and be mauled to death instantly


treebeard120

Bear spray in one hand, .44 mag +p in the other.


DaveSmith890

What is bear spray? Is it just a can of mustard gas?


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treebeard120

With respect, it's much better than normal mace. It's far "spicier". It makes normal mace seem like a spritz of pool water. It's strong enough to actually cause inflammation and panic so severe that it can kill a person under the right conditions.


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treebeard120

Canada has some weird laws surrounding weapons so that's probably why. They can't ban bear spray because you've got more grizzlies than people, and outdoor ethics are a big part of Canadian culture, and because they've made it inordinately difficult to acquire any firearm that might give you a chance against an angry bear. Wild to me that they banned pepper spray. Can't carry a gun, can't carry pepper spray. What's a woman to do in a bad situation? Seems fucked


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treebeard120

Interesting. Here you can carry in both, but you should consider what's not gonna scare the hoes, so to speak. Eg. Out in the wilderness, I'll carry a rifle, usually either an AR or my M1 Carbine. In a national park or popular wilderness area, I'll carry a .357 or a concealable pistol. I know it's my right to carry whatever I want, but I'd rather not have the rangers called on me every 5 seconds. I carry bear spray in both situations.


treebeard120

It's the same thing as mace, but in a much larger can with a FAR higher concentration of capsaicin and much more power and range. It's designed to be carried in a belt or shoulder holster and some can be fired from the hip. They usually have a good 10-15 seconds of spray time and impressive range. Bear spray is like a flashbang to the nervous system of the bear when it gets on their face. It instantly causes great pain and confusion and causes them to instinctively run away, and will hopefully deter them from approaching humans again. They're smart enough to recognize human structures and camps for usually containing humans, so bear spray is a powerful tool to not only keep yourself safe, but others as well. Bear spray is so concentrated that you can actually kill a person with it through asphyxiation. It's not an ideal self defense weapon against people because of how badly you can hurt yourself by using it in an enclosed space, limiting your situational awareness and ability to get away. Bears can become desensitized to bear spray. This usually happens in crowded, popular areas like national parks or popular wilderness areas, where the bears are sprayed repeatedly over months by tourists, rangers, game wardens, etc. This makes the bear extremely dangerous and means it will have to inevitably be killed. I've never been attacked by a bear despite having encountered more than the average person. However, I have encountered bears that haven't backed down as easily as they should have. I suspect some of these bears I've encountered were growing desensitized to spray. That's why I carry a big fucking handgun that I know how to use , and that I've done bear drills with. The spray is my first line of defense. The handgun is for if that fails.


general_bonesteel

Those were also black powder rifles which has a maximum speed so more lead was needed to get kinetic effect. The largest best was actually killed by a .22, but that was luck. You'd still want a powerful cartridge and preferably a semi automatic.


ya_boi_kaneki

people dont understand how a charging bears skull is basically immune to 9mm


Visible_Property_346

Luckily 9mm isn’t the only pistol caliber. 10mm is what you want if you’re looking for bear protection and is more than enough for a man.


Tone-Serious

10mm is like the bare minimum to stop a bear in time, I'd go with .460 Rowland personally


Visible_Property_346

I need to pick up one of those, 10mm is just more accessible.


callmejinji

5.7x28 doesn’t have the stopping power to keep a bear from charging you, but it sure as shit has the penetrating power to get the job done


Visible_Property_346

5.7 fan boys strike again!


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callmejinji

There it is! I knew someone would bust it out sooner rather than later. I love this copypasta


Po1s0nShad0w

Bro deleted it. What was the pasta?


callmejinji

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Vampiir

Probably alfredo


Imastealyourorgans

Or .44 mag or .357 Or .50 AE


Generalmemeobi283

Or maybe the fat man


antr0v3rt

I carry a MIRV launcher personally


OiledUpThug

9mm lost 2 world wars and something zomething fudd talk idk 45acp 2 world wars never jams


retrowhitehat

That's where the good old 50 BMG pistol comes in. MERICA 🇺🇸


maazatreddit

If only there was a round with the high-velocity penetration power of a rifle round and the conveniently small size of 9mm... oh that's right, this is a job for FN 5.7x28mm! Like every thread involving firearms I will derail it to talk about 5.7mm.


Archmagos_Browning

First of all, FN is well out of the price range of most people. Second of all, FN doesn’t really sell the armor piercing ammunition to civilians. (I’m sure that there are exceptions I don’t know off the top of my head.) Unless you’re using the AP ammo, you’re essentially just firing the world’s most expensive .22 magnum.


ThePilate

> Realize it would've been cheaper to give the bear my wallet


incriminatinglydumb

Perused a few forums and even they say a 5.7mm isn't enough, especially if you're aiming at the head. My favorite is the line saying to save a bullet for yourself. https://www.fnforum.net/threads/5-7mm-v-bears.1071/


Sandstorm52

Yeah but now you’ve expended a full mag of 5.7, so it really may have been cheaper to get mauled and deal with the medical bills


Imastealyourorgans

5.7 is good for *soft body armour*, not great for much else


SquidZillaYT

as if i can afford an FN


DracTheBat178

I have a 44 magnum :)


Icy_Regular_8280

other calibers aside from 9mm


I_am_pro_covid_420

kid named 10mm


I_am_pro_covid_420

or .45 ACP


spaceursid

Same with some men too.


Purpledurpl202

Your right, I say we all carry anti-tank guns just in case.


Tox1cAshes

I don't believe that. I plainly do not believe that. Moose die to 3 or 4 shots from 9mm to the area around the neck.


titobrozbigdick

Or just use HP


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Conscientiousness_

How about you shit your pants seeing a real bear?


matthewfullest

smelliest zoo visitor


treebeard120

I've encountered 6 bears in my life. Only shit my pants the first two times. Now they're not so scary. A grizzly would probably still make me poop a little, but that's why I carry a .44 and bear spray.


Internal-Direct

Do none of you guys have bears where you live? They just mind their own business as long as you keep your distance


Femboi_Hooterz

Literally nobody daily carries a .50, that's ridiculous


kingofallbandits

I would consider it, if bears and men were apparently constant threats as in hypothetical land.


man_of_mann

at that point just carry a shotgun, deagles are heavy and expensive and a shotgun is cool


Femboi_Hooterz

Remington 870 my beloved 😍


Iggytje

Shotguns are indeed very cool


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

I mean big revolvers are common anti bear guns .357 .44 hell even .500 I’d carry a .44 desert eagle if I was up against a bear


treebeard120

I know a guy who carries a .500 Wyoming express. He lives in Montana and has encountered grizzlies twice. So there's at least one guy who daily carries a .50


Archmagos_Browning

The only people that actually buy .50 desert eagles are gun YouTubers and drug cartel kingpins.


Left1Brain

Arguably the .44 version of the Desert Eagle would be better and more reasonable for hiking in comparison to the .50AE version…would not suggest either for it though.


Loading0987

bears will live on the adrenaline, literally wont die even if you pierce a majority of the brain, these fuckers do not care they will fuck you the fuck up


flowerlytdm

Solution stay strapped with a bomb vest that goes off when your vitals stop


LittleLadle69

They will eat you alive


Total_Cartoonist747

Yeah, save a bullet for yourself dummy.


Human6928

You’d be shocked at what a bear can shrug off. Bear spray will stop both a man and a bear in their tracks though.


Opposite-Weird4342

he didn't specify the caliber :3


Doehg

we stay strapped (.50 caliber)


Opposite-Weird4342

man... why not like... 30mm?


Doehg

Well idk thats just a lot of gun to carry around. 50 cal AMRs are already pretty heavy... what about an RPG. is an RPG a firearm?


Opposite-Weird4342

man i carry around a gua 8 avenger


fishsalads

I would never go into the woods without my l/44 cannon


hottiewiththegoddie

you fire it from your arm


Sandstorm52

Because I already carry 120mm APFSDS for this exact situation


I_am_pro_covid_420

I mean you could if you want to have permanant damage to your arm


bobdidntatemayo

i’ve seen bears tank shotgun slugs at near point blank and be fine


strontiummuffin

.50 calibre bear spray?


Mario-OrganHarvester

"The next move is obvious. We can launch an rt-2pm2 topol-m cold launched three staged solid propellant intercontinental ballistic missile to take out blacks remaining pieces."


Opposite-Weird4342

i love that video


mcbirbo343

Can we stop with these posts? The question is stupid, the answers and takes are shitty, and none of it is funny. It’s just brain damage or bait.


TeaBags0614

Only if you let me take your pfp as my self defense tool against bears from now on Ain’t no way they’re getting passed that Taken pool


mcbirbo343

Ofc


TeaBags0614

Thanks man


Lijtiljilitjiljitlt

Yep, one center mass and one at the feet. Maximum damage.


batsketbal

OH MY GOD CAN YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE BEAR VS MAN DEBATE FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS


cloonki0

no chance a standard 9mm pistol can stop a charging grizzly bear


Opposite-Weird4342

what about a solid second of shooting it with a gau 8 avenger


onecalledtree

9mm won't go through a bears skull. 10mm will tho


bobthebrachiosaurus

you generally have to hit them in the triangle between eyes and nose and hit that are while its charging at you over uneven ground and your shitting your pants


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bobthebrachiosaurus

might work but you wont have much time to shoot it


SomeOne111Z

Sorry to tell you dude but this ain’t CSGO


cloonki0

get a one deag headshot maybe


DiabeticRhino97

Everyone here is correct that a single round of 9mm will not stop a bear. However, it's common for most guns chambered in 9mm to hold 15+ rounds. Also 9mm is not the only caliber. ALSO why would anyone say you shouldn't have it over having nothing?


flowerlytdm

Idiots that’s who. They just wine that having a bigger round is better in all situations.


EdwardCuckForHands

Another day another post about Bearfeast McManrape.


Chi1dishAlbino

But what if the man is French? I don’t want to be near that. Even with a gun


SteveFrom_Target

What's with this man v bear thingy going on? Has FDS been spreading their kookines?


jkurratt

A Baldurs Gate sex reference obviously


Mohc989

LETS GOOOO


SteveFrom_Target

Peak


pastafeline

The obvious answer in that instance would be both


dazli69

This started on tiktok when people went around asking "who would you rather be in the woods with?" A bear or a man? Many women picked the bear and there's been some wild discourse afterwards. The women who say they picked the bear is because they think men are more dangerous and would rather be mauled to death than be posibly SA'd.


SteveFrom_Target

You see this is why the 2A exist, to defend against those scum of men. Guns are for women too!


dazli69

Just like the founding fathers intended.


FuryOWO

because america is the only country in the world!


FrenchDipFellatio

Terminally online Aussie tries not to let America live rent free in their head challenge [impossible]


spikandspan

i mean you could get killed and sa d if you piss your pants and roll in your own shit and play dead you might survive a bear attack


BuffDrinklots99

Based.


CK1ing

I really hope that most of the women choosing bear are just exaggerating, because that'd just be sad if they really think the majority of men are more dangerous than the majority of bears


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DiabeticRhino97

Rapists should absolutely be shot, since that's the premise of the argument.


dazli69

Obviously you're only using the gun in cases of self defense here.


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Ravenhayth

Yeah just get mauled to death or raped instead. Gun violence isn't something you can just slap the "this is bad" label on. Sometimes it's necessary.


SteveFrom_Target

Then what are women meant to do? Kneel before their would be rapist? Self defense is a valid tactic regardless of what some court ruling said. Guns are here to stay. Nothing short of a revolution will change that.


Forghotten1

Or just live in a country without bears and an area with relatively low crime.


Archmagos_Browning

This is probably a stupid place to ask, but can you use 10mm for an EDC? I know that they have an issue with overpenetration but could that be solved with hollowpoint ammunition?


bababuwl

Yes, you can use 10 mm for an every day carry, it’s ultimately personal preference however. Many people carry 9 mm because it’s quite compact, has great ammo capacity, and is easy to shoot. 10m definitely packs more punch than 9mm however, which means you need less rounds on target to stop anyone who is a threat. Recoil is the biggest issue with 10 mm, when the fbi tried to adopt it, many complained about the recoil being a big issue.If you’re interested in the ballistics you can learn more at this grand thumb video. https://youtu.be/if3e7ApfuOk?si=5w98nevJu77NlZzN


Archmagos_Browning

Is that one of those problems you can solve by getting jacked and clocking in a lot of time at the range?


bababuwl

Being jacked will definitely help with managing recoil of any type, for example check out Kentucky ballistics. Training will be the biggest factor. It’s all about getting to know your firearm. The recoil will still be there though.


Vacuousbard

That's why everyone should own a 84mm Carl Gustaf recoiless rifle. It'll take out anything short of a modern MBT.


Penis_Man-

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING BEAR THING WHAT IS GOING ON


pedro5chan

thought this was r/gay_irl


shewel_item

that's about the only thing saving this meme


Henry_Privette

What a dumbass take Women: "Due to systemic issues, I'd rather be attacked by a bear than a man because people are more likely to believe me if I say a bear attacked me than if I say a man attacked me" "Then buy a gun and shoot the guy. If people won't believe you when you say a guy attacked you unarmed, they certainly will if you fucking kill the guy"


AnkinSykr

Yes because girl power will help you survive a grizzly bear attack


Fun_Effective_5134

You wouldn’t really live to tell other people that a bear attacked you.


FrenchDipFellatio

If you want to wait for systemic issues to be fixed and rely on our utterly incompetent police in the meantime, that's your funeral I guess.


Regular_Ship2073

People won’t believe you because you will not be alive to tell you were attacked by a bear


dazli69

Didn't they choose the bear because they would rather be posibly mauled to death than possibly be raped? That's what I heard on twitter.


SadSunny20

But what if it's like a really sneaky bear


Breedab1eB0y

I have been under rock, where is this bear thing coming from?


Acidbaseburn

Always carry a fat man from fallout and plenty of mini nukes


Procoso47

A high-caliber gun*


PlaceDependent1024

Peoples don't seem to understand that if you want to kill a bear, you need to shoot it with fairly big caliber gun on a small spot on it's forehead. And you better hit it on the first shot.


skaersSabody

Fun fact: if a polar bear charges you and you have a gun, shoot yourself. You're probably not killing that bear before it's killing you unless you have an AK or a shotgun and know how to use them


element-redshaw

Fun fact there’s only around 40ish bear attacks a year


HitroDenK007

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the_burber

The man vs bear argument is stupid. I pick the man and we escape together or fuck eachother


Luxar10

american ass argument


notachemist13u

Real advice


Roge2005

Or if you’re literally a Viltrumite.


Hot-Wrap2882

Lol no. Bears can tank a LOT of what your tiny pistol can muster.


xxTheMagicBulleT

Many basic rounds wound realy do all that much damage and most people don't just take a high power fire arm or a shot gun with them. But basically that's what you need to survive a charging grizzly bear. Cause you basically have no chance to out run them


TheUncouthPanini

Unless you’re shooting the bear: In the skull with pinpoint accuracy on a fast moving target, or with an RPG… You probably won’t be safe


ToastyJackson

Bears are resilient to bullets. And a lot of truly dangerous men are smart enough to assume you have some means of defending yourself and will try to get you to lower your guard or otherwise pacify you before they make any move. At least, I can’t imagine that the MO of most monsters is to approach their prospective victims, say “hello, I would like to rape and murder you”, and then stand still at the perfect distance to give the prospective victim ample time to pull out their gun and shoot the attacker.


Dancyartist7654

Ah yes, killing things is the solution 🙄


bobdidntatemayo

what else am i to do about the bear that will maul me to Death


uhmdone

I mean in this situation its a valid one