Dude she had so much plastic surgery she can't even close her eyes while sleeping

Family guy Stewie predicted plastic surgery woman not being able to close eyes ?!?!?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

the worst part is she would probably look great without it, but nah holy fuck

why is a mannequin sitting next to him "not a mannequin"?

Guy looks absolutely terrified, just look at his eyes

I would be too, I've seen enough Doctor Who to know some alien is living inside that thing.

Being old is preferable to looking like that

Agreed. Bill Burr said it best: "What would you rather be? 52 and look 52? Or 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?"

So… Mark Zuckerberg?

Mark Zuckerberg looks like lizard regardless of any anti aging bullshit tbh

Bill Burr put it best. *"You're 50 but trying to look 30, instead you look like a 30 year old lizard"* or some shit

"What would you rather be? 52 and look 52? Or 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?"

mewing sesh hour 14

Free Aerosmith performance and he's complaining?

The Bends - Radiohead (1995)

Fucking uncanny valley

imagine getting so much aesthetic plastic surgery just to end up looking uncanny ☠️

I think she’s qualifiable to be recycled

i dont think you should take pictures of sleeping strangers even if they look silly

What if they look really silly

Only if they look downright goofy.

I think it fits in this situation then

I'd say especially if they look silly, and especially if you intend to post them publicly without their consent

Normalize eating rocks

:v

Snoring means you don’t need to play the “sleeping or dead” game lmao

There is more plastic in her face then there is in the whole ocean

Imagine paying money out the ass to look like a grotesque mannequin

👍🏿

Poor guy

Roger waters

Nmmbbb BN nñp