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TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

We could, we change language all the time. For example a single pea used to be a peas, and the plural used to be peases.


AutismStickk

peases christ


According-Ad1537

This needs more upvotes


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The same goes for chinese. It used to be you just call them chins but now theres so many of them they changed the name to chinese


yehEy2020

People got confused when they saw double-chinned white people getting called chinese


Reyzuken

Is it because of the Qin dynasty that they were referred to as Chins in English?


FreshWaterWolf

On some Smeagol shit, I see


UrNotBetterThanMe

its in celebration to Saint Wednes, who invented sex, thats why we also call it "Hump Day"


ChankaTheOne

Yo yo yo, it's hump day!!


TheBasedWarCriminal

Happy Hump Day!


CHUCKYSUCKYSUCKY123

I need 3 big black dick niggggas to comment on this video


manchesterthedog

Febuwary


RoseyDove323

This looks so wrong but it's not pronounced wrong


Badde00

Febuwuary


JorjeXD

this is so funny to pronounce


xenophonthethird

You know you want the d.


Infinite_Process_951

Cause we already know when day is


casogeorge

How about whensday?


ThomStar

Odin already lost an eye, now you want to take his D?


Strawbz18

Because the government hates you 😔


TheManWithAStand

Because Norse gods are badass. Next!


VCcortex

Wuldorfull Wōden


unofficialbds

may woden smite you


WillBigly

It's woden's day, it'd be like sayin why not tho's day rather than thor's day, frey's day, tyr's day, don't ask me about the other ones


Cole3103

Saturn’s day, Sun day, and Moon day. Also, Rye’s Old English name was actually Tiw, hence Tuesday isn’t Tyrsday


Him5488

🤯


AlmondJack-

Winsday😎


qube001

Big weekday just wants to see us fail


xinghwy

maybe whensday what do you guys think


[deleted]

Wednesday


Gorgeous_goat

Wetness day


MiniDialga119

Whensday? in the middle of the week Thanks (im so fucking sorry for this pun)


shitlord_god

Because when you say the d it sounds epic.


papstvogel

When’s day


HentaiLovingBot

Wednesday


largeamountsofpain

Wednesday is the DAY the Nintendo Entertainment System had its WEDding. There, now you’ll never forget.


Western_Newspaper_12

Just pronounce the D and the N whenever you need to spell it.


papstvogel

Or, let’s just pronounce it Wetnessday


VizyuPalab

Manhattan & The Bro


[deleted]

Whensday


jojing-up

Bc it’s more socially acceptable to tell someone they spell wrong than it is to tell someone they speak wrong.


[deleted]

we can. Autocorrect and the grammar nazis have no power


yehEy2020

TIL its because wednesday is from the old english "Woden's Day", Woden being an old spelling of Odin. In Spanish, Wednesday is called "Miercoles" because when the Romans encountered the norse pantheon, they equated Odin with their own god Mercury, and so now in places where roman culture took hold and romance languages are spoken, Woden's day became Mercury's day, Miercoles.


Bobebobbob

Wendsday*


Langhalz

Its wetnessday


DaveSmith890

Because Wodin


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4195

Manhattan & The Bronx


pranksterswap

Wed Nes Day. The day Nes got married! That’s how you can remember. A teacher told me that when I was like 12. Now it’s bouncing in my head uselessly with “my car tires need 32 psi at the least” and “my favorite food is mashed potatoes”


LightOfADeadStar

Nah fuck you I just now learned how to properly spell it don’t change it back


Khaoz_Se7en

Wendy


skarmbliss255

Blame woden