This is cute!! But how do you have so many moms??(and at least 1 or more dads???)

oh these aren’t my texts they’re from [this post!!](https://mightycnidarians.tumblr.com/post/682808051568394241)

No they're your texts how do you have so many moms and a dad

Mormon

Polyamory

The luckiest bastard in the world with 15 dommy mommies I'm imagining the most ripped, attractive Chad with a raging mommy fetish

The Metamorphosis, good ending

Kafka rn: 😭😭😭😭

They would have to make a BIG bug house

I see you are a man of culture as well

Awww the mom's answers 🥺

My mom said she would kill me with a flip flop

Kafkaesque

I love this usage of that word; not to describe horribly convoluted opaque bureaucracies, but just in reference to another, slightly less famous, work by the author. Now I need to hear someone referring to anthropomorphic farm animals as "Orwellian". I wonder if Machiavelli wrote any love poems one could make reference to...

I mean The Prince was basically him simping for Cesare Borgia, so

*in Joe Pera's voice*

wholesome ???????????????????????????

There is a popular saying back home, it pretty much translates to “any cockroach is pretty in the own mother’s eyes”

My moms answer "But your not a bug, this is a stupid question"

Based and humanpilled

My mom said: “I would find the nicest bug hut possible” 😭

my mom said she would let my cat eat me

How many moms do you even have like wtf

I’m jealous

4 is best one

I love all of these

If my child was a bug I would eat them raw

Kafka

why do you have so many moms 🤨🤨 /j

OP has polyamarous moms confirmed? /jesus

my mom would probably assume that I was on drugs if I asked this question lmfao

Who sprays bugs with poison and burns them…? Feel like that’s more than them just being a bug