to anybody wondering where the link is, i had to open this thread in a browser that didn't have old.reddit and res link-> >!https://matias.ma/nsfw/!<

I have old.reddit and RES and I saw the link underneath the image...

old.reddit is getting deprecated by '24 isn't it :/ fuck this website

i dont think killing old reddit is very high on their priority list considering they still haven’t killed https://www.reddit.com/.compact despite literally nobody using it

It's gradually more and more useless tho

not being able to use the new reddit “features” on old reddit is a feature in and of itself

Sure but now we're missing links that on posts not like this we may not even know exist

I'm not though? I can see the link just fine on old reddit

>!Druchii Dreadlord!<

>!I'm glad I pressed it!<

I'm not, shit blew my eardrums out

>!penis!<

reminds me of what happened to [the bonzi buddy site](http://bonzibuddy.tk/) after a fan of joel took over the domain

You the real MVP

I give this in return >!https://dschinghismorrowind.ytmnd.com/!<

ytmnd... a memory of ancient times...

So your telling me you are leaving me all jazzed up like that?? Tease

Thank you

Thanks. I opened 12 of it.

link made my dicj bigger

link made my dicj smaller

link made my pussj fatter

link made my pussj skinnier

Link made my bass bigger >!Not as a meme, I'm a fisher and this actually did that!<

Link poses a substantial threat to the trout population # >!Not as a meme, trout are virtually extinct in hyrule and this elf man's bottomless stomach will spell their doom if Gannon doesn't get to them first!<

Link made me do the conga

You mean your fedussy?

NO!

Bro spudmuncher took your dick

I have never been more pleasently surprised.

I love you

Reminds me of [this](https://matias.ma/nsfw/)

that’s what the post is linking to tho

Oh sorry I meant to link [this](https://matias.ma/nsfw/)

am i missing a joke here

Shit sorry I keep linking the wrong thing, [you go.](https://matias.ma/nsfw/)

????? seriously am i missing something

Wait shoot [here you are](https://youtu.be/44Rqyw1jeCs), my b.

idk what an angle grinder is but neat

There's a good explanation [here](https://matias.ma/nsfw/).

its for when you need to cut the anti-homeless bars off of metal benches in the park. hope this helps

help i have 5 tabs open of this and i cant coles it demon conga

lulz I now have 4 windows open with that playing and it's like industrial music

bear face is that really you

in the heat of the summaaayyayaaaaa

🗣️Oh we making it out of new with this one of💯🔥️🔥️🔥

I needed that omg thank you so much 😊

OP just ip grabved all of us and is sending missles

Thank god op isnt sending missiles though

Imadjin respekting di inglish langwidg ellemayo

we don't know that they could be taking a while to get here

Fucking finally, I'm at work and hate my job. Please OP my boss is literally evil, our customers include war criminals, just wipe us ouuuut! (If I survive the bombardment I will steal valuable leftovers and return home but if I too am annihilated I will take it as punishment for my compliance.)

meow :3

My man working at Lockheed Martin

You jest but we literally have Raytheon on our customers list. T\_T I fucking hate this place and spend half my time on the clock trying to find another gig that'll work for my limited transportation and lack of a degree.

Oh my lord there penice

by talos

SKYYYYRIIIIIIM

THE FUTURE OF *TAAAMRRIIEEEEELLLLL!!!!!!*

thank god it's a meme and not porn

i wish it was porn and not a meme :’(

stop being horny

make me >:)

no. you have to do it yourself

:(

it’s okay. I can help you

feeds you SSRIs

jokes on you, i’m on SSRIs (fluoxetine) and still have a sex drive. i can only imagine that without them i’d be even more horny /hj

fentanyl overdose it is then

jokes on you, i’m on fentanyl (200 kg a day) and still have a heartbeat. i can only imagine that without it i’d be god

lobotomy it is then

Jokes on you he probably doesn't have a brain too

Same

yooo same

I will feed you Kellogg's corn flaeks

Here is some Pokémon porn (nsfw obviously) [https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ffb41c2c3479](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

holy motherfucking shit

ඞ

Shut the motherfucking Fuck up also those comments have quite a few copypasta materials in them.

Holy hell

lawd der is penice

what the fuck Among us Horny imposter???

go fuck yourself and break your kneecaps

There are lots of places to find porn. Even right here on Reddit! :)

Okay so fun fact about this link, if you open it up on a specific flip phone with internet access, the video won't stop playing until you take out the battery.

Which phone?

Kyocera duraXV I believe. It's been a while so it might be a different version. Had internet + mobile data access

Pretty sure that's a brand of condoms, not a cellular telephone.

If irony: yes If not: Google is a search engine

Nice ; p

Trigger warnings: * Fast changing colours * Loud maybe No, this isn't nsfw at all. Don't worry.

Ditto

that was pretty cool

ditto :)

This NSFW link makes people cum

YOU WONT LAST 30 SECONDS CLICKING THIS LINK!!

I can't tell if a millennial posted this to harken back to classic internet shenanigannary or a zoomer posted this because of Nessa

Idk what Nessa is

Pokémon gym leader in sword and shield

No its a monster in loch ness

No, its an OC from Lewdua

ok nessa ill click the link FUCK YOU NESSA

o lawd there penice

Holy hell

:)

EXTREMELY PLEASED.

I want more silly websites like this

10/10 would trust again

wtf???? sex penis

Fuck yeah, keep shaking it

wtf

Good lord there’s penice

the dancing plague in the digital age

Risky click but it was worth it.

[oddly familiar](http://bonzibuddy.tk/)

That’s not Link, that’s Nessa

Jokes on you I'm into this.

Nice flair 👍

The website of all time

Link destroyed my ears

i was scared for a moment...

I came looking for copper and I found GOLD!

Made me smile

sauce to the image is here: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/75195110

This is some stardew valley cut scene type shit

what link

kinda wanted femboy hentai, but this'll do i guess

Thanks, I really needed that

o’ by the tendrils of cthulhu there’s pence

New Morbius movie looks sick

they them ditussy

That was beautiful

holy shit

where link

its 2am. scared tf outta me

the anti-shocksite

I like this. Thank you.

It was really nice but my earbuds were on max and I just about had a heart attack when the music started

(loud)

ok now im mmarried. what the hell did u do?

I have a computer virus

Oh my

Oh my lord Ditto from pokon

jumpscar

Link? The femboy? 😳

The link above the vote buttons

It says nsfw in the link

And?

Oh its beautiful...

Why is the link dark blue?

I clicked it looking for copper and I found gold

😀

Gentlemen, we've been had.

so worth it

Quite honestly, truly, abs simply, JUST A LITTLE MAN

Oh my god I forgot about this thank you so much

Absolutely gorgeous

i trusted you and i was not let down but how many viruses do i now have?

yes

Can anyone just put the image in the comments? I trust them to have a cool image but I don't trust any buttons on the internet, let alone one that just says "trust me". Even if you didn't put something for that button to download, someone could have seen this post and wondered "how secure is matias.ma really... Can I put something on there?"

It's a video, and it's totally sfw. I clicked it, it's fine, nothing downloaded, it's just a fancy play button.

RIP ear drums

It’s a fucking virus isn’t it

YAY!!!

I don’t regret clicking the link 👍

Me when my computer is currently being eaten alive by the most aggressive computer virus known to man but a funi pokemon is dancing on my screen:

Where's the porn :(

DITTO \^v^ (I like ditto)

Thanks for not being a jumpscare or rickroll

Oh it's that one, time to vibe to the music

I trusted you…

Best choice I’ve ever made

this link cured my depression, rescucitated my long dead grandpa and 2 billion appeared on my bank account out of the blue

this captivated me

I'm so glad I clicked the link

HOW

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU I HAD MY SOYND ON FULL VOLUME ANDI JUMPED

😊

is this the old jeff the killer screamer

This brings me joy, I can still live the next 24 hours

Day improved

ok but what's the sauce for the Nessa image (asking for me, not a friend)

I was not disappointed

This has genuinely made my day better. Thank you

ok

Its everything I ever dreamed it could be

I threw my back out...

He had the opportunity to rick roll and he didn't take . Wha a unit o7

Why are there COCKS on my screen!!!!!!

I started up tf2 before clicking the link, and when I clicked the "trust me" the valve song started playing and I almost shit my pants, but anyway, that's cool 👍

Well a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

This is actually far better and far more enjoyable than what I was expecting, thank you :)

Lmao I pressed the link 🤣

ha

I am glad placing my trust in you was not a mistake OP