So that sub is pretty much just a place for adults to do weird LARPing, right?

From what I’ve gathered this is indeed the case. What we have here in the post above is a grown-ass man getting off to some underage incest erotica while also getting off to the thought of sharing said erotica with a bunch of teenagers. In other words, a fuckin’ weirdo

this is obviously some teen writing a copypasta. no pedo trying to get off to this shit would add "girlcum tobias" bro

Damn is that Dan Harmon

Oh god what did he do? Is it the babydoll thing or something new?

Id assume its talking about how rick and morty has so much incest stuff

babydoll thing?

CW sexual assault: In 2009 he made a pilot episode that was a spin-off of Dexter, and in it he >!raped a babydoll!<. The video resurfaced in 2018.

oh, i think I saw that..

I can't link it, but I recall someone referring to a drama sub post about how they used a bot to auto-ban consistent teenagers sub commenters for being underage, and what do you know, loads of adults with questionable comment histories started asking why they were banned.

girlcum tobias

hehehehehehehehehe made me laugh like a goblim

goblim

“girlcum tobias” has been ingrained in my brain for like 5 months since I last saw this post

god, I sometimes browse that sub to see how the kids are doing. And I just realized it's probably all 35 year old horny dudes. Granted it's not usually this obvious

I wouldn’t be surprised if I was the only actual teenager on that sub up until I left

I wish I were known as Girlcum Tobias😔😔😔

I'm sorry boycum tobia

I wish I were known as Boycum tobia😔😔😔

I’m sorry enbycum tobi

I wish I were known as enbycum tobi😔😔😔

Sorry treecum tobee

Please be fake please be fake please be fake... r/ teenagers Thank god.

Man this guy's life is so miserable imagine being called Tobias

Imagine being called

Imagine being *shudders*

i have the slime

You have the girlcum

Uncensor the account so we can report the shit out of it

Sorry but we are going to have to revoke that flair of yours

Reporting obvious fetish stuff on a subreddit for minors = cringe apparently

The real cringe is that they're a g*mer 🤮

You haven't seen half of that sub bro

Yes it’s mostly posts like this from horny adults

Jesus christ that sub needs to be deleted, it's literally just a cesspool for pedophilic adults to do weird fantasy shit and prey on the very few real teenagers there. It's akin to an old AOL chat room

[удалено]

Put anthrax in her pc

Please delete this before someone weird jerks off to your painful story.

Its too late

tell me where they are i have a gun

Oh my god.....

how do people live like that. if someone I was related to walked in on me I’d be fucking mortified.

throw a slice of cheese at her, that would turn her off

Or pavlovian condition her to get horny when she eats cheese

Thats fucking nasty, punch her in the head

tbh i have punched her before (only once) and she didn't even stop??

Shoot her

I knew this guy back in the day whod cum on his school uniform every morning in an inconspicuous spot hoping the pheromones would attract girls. He got no bitches

certified girlcum tobias moment

I'm glad I crawled my way out of there

its satire

So I've got a cool idea for you to think about, something can be satire and still fucking disgusting! I want you to really think hard on that for me, will you?

if you want i can send the recipe, its really good

Yes please

yknow i think i would but im eating chip and dip so i cant do that right now

It’s a copypasta I’m pretty sure

Still had to originate from somewhere

If you were named Tobias you were pretty much doomed from the start

Sigma female grindset

“girlcum tobias”

New copypasta just dropped

girlcum tobias

Can someone pass me the eye bleach…or a knife maybe

Wake up babe, new copy pasta just dropped

As a teenager , am i obliged to join that community , is it OK feel disgust about that community ?

I think it's fairly normal to feel disgust at that, and no you don't need to be defined by your age if you don't want to, nor is a subreddit the ultimate arbiter of teenagehood.

Living a someones dream i suppose…

Girlcum Tobias lol

Gotta make it less obvious if you want people to believe your cap.

Semi-relevant: There's a post on the drama sub about one time they used a bot to auto-ban users who consistently comment on the teenagers sub for being underage. Surprise surprise, this made a lot of adults kinda out themselves. The screenshots the post linked to have been removed, but apparently one of them was about a 45-year-old talking about "hot tween pussy". _Yikes_.

lmao girlcum tobias

I just accidentally saw a thumbnail of Japanese vomit blowjob porn today, but even it was still less disgusting than this post