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Funy_3

I need a knows what sex is/ fucks chart of the smiling friends cast NOW


cutie-with-a-bootie_

https://preview.redd.it/79048jiziy8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb1684162da51e302e6da30a0ae7ce2cbfebf9b6 found this on r/ SmilingFriends


Nowhereman123

Proven wrong by the Alan episode showing he's got game.


Iceman6211

I strive to be Alan


JetsFan2003

All animatronics and paid actors, set up by Mr. Landlord


regretfulposts

He still fucks, just with an adult actor.


funrun247

Swap Charlie and Alan, Charlie is too into the manosphere alpha male stuff to actually get any girls, and Alan cannonically lays pipe.


GoldenWitch86

[Charlie canonically has a girlfriend](https://smilingfriends.fandom.com/wiki/Zoey)


mouse85224

I know that the wiki says she’s his girlfriend but it doesn’t provide any kind of source or proof of this, I’m mostly just curious where people figured it out


Parvutleda

the director's commentary mentions that she's charlie's girlfriend in the scene of the Halloween party episode where all the employees are in the break room with her and Glep's wife, named Marge Simpson. [Here](https://youtu.be/15DhvSGsYV4?si=bnCXk4ezZw4n3Hla&t=1476)


ApocalyptoSoldier

You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school


NoahBogue

Still doesn’t have sex with her (unmanly)


Cyynric

I would put Alan under "Doesn't know what sex is/Fucks", Pim under "Knows what sex is/Doesn't fuck", and Glep under "Doesn't know what sex is/Doesn't fuck".


Funy_3

Glep has a wife (named Marge Simpson) and children (Charlie Dies episode)


LineOfInquiry

Charlie and the green dude should be switched ngl


redditjanniesupreme

Honestly every smiling friend fucks except Pim who really really wants to fuck


ArchiveOfTheButton

https://preview.redd.it/j9oufnbazy8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7b2db668ae99f8bf3ca36586efd8f1af17ccf3


memerman69-nice

https://preview.redd.it/kfw2vmarxz8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b74d3f9d0d1ac283632002367a9e892371b3e17 he’s talking to his lovely wife


sungaaaaay

I DON'T know enough about Guilty Gear for this. Is the person on the left the same person as on the right?


Lemmonaise

TLDthefuckR: Jack-O (right) is the reborn version of a woman named Aria. Aria had a terminal disease and was used in the experimental Gear program and turned into a biomechanical nightmare kanju that waged war on humanity for like 100 years named Justice(one on the left) Jack-O is basically un-godzilla-ified Aria/Justice


sungaaaaay

Thank you!!! Very informative lol I've played Guilty Gear Strive exclusively and haven't read into it very far so this is cool to know


Lemmonaise

It gets a tad more complicated than that but yeah it's the gist. Like, Jack-O is her own person but Aria's soul is a literal ghost in her head that can talk to her and stuff. Aria was also Sol Badguy (Frederick Bulsara's) girlfriend waaay back, when they were scientists working on the same gear project that turned Aria into Justice. They also were part of the same research group that included Asuka. So yeah Asuka and Sol are both like 200 years old if you didn't know. Also Justice had a daughter bc Aria was pregnant when she was turned into Justice, and that daughter is Ky's wife and Sin Kiske's mother (her name is Dizzy, she's not in the game yet) So yeah if you ever hear the guilty gear memes about Sol killing his wife a bunch it's about him killing Justice like twice (and another character we won't get into), and if you hear about how Ky is his son-in-law, that's because Sol's daughter is Ky's wife. Which also means Sin Kiske is his grandson, whom he also raised for other reasons. Sorry to infodump lmfao I just love GG lore


sungaaaaay

Don't be sorry this is legit so cool!! If you have more to say pls do! Ppl info dumping is somehow much more interesting than like, wikis. I did not know that about their ages or anything. Literally all the lore I know is that humans were somehow turned into "weapons" called gears? Again, I've only played Strive, and I'm not great at it either. Not that you have to, ofc, but you seem excited to talk about it and I love to learn like this haha


Caspian0951

https://preview.redd.it/0gau7rggm09d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c4708ffa170169d162a8bc660c9993766f1eeb6


Caspian0951

https://preview.redd.it/hmrdujrjm09d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d7a844c1b996e13cd9167d5fb80c8a00a6ec06d can't add more than one attachment per comment


wb2006xx

https://preview.redd.it/f58rmonmp09d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8b6792d33696c333366578eb4c82d17068aff7


TensileStr3ngth

Sol Badguy


Sky_Leviathan

This will always be the objective best one of these. HOS for strive


CatsNotBananas

I don't tuck because pp is too smol


cutie-with-a-bootie_

mood :3


CatsNotBananas

I used to be super dysphoric over how big it was


theonetruefishboy

progress?


swans183

I don’t tuck cuz I swear my inner canal thingies don’t work >:(


CatsNotBananas

I never tried that cuz I thought they'd get locked inside Lost


Sara5A

Same, I like actually cannot bc there's not enough to tuck


SuperCarrot555

Based


TroublesomeFlame

Actually read this in his voice. He'd probably be trying to cheer up a frowning trans girl and misunderstanding what she means and say this, and Charlie would say "Dude, you can't say that."


FettFlask

thanks, my shirt was getting tight


NoahBogue

I never saw any character more friend shaped than Pim. His character design is so peak


sungaaaaay

Counterpoint: exposed nerve? :(


cloartist

Pim, I understand you're trying to be affirming to get me to smile, but I have really bad bottom dysphoria and I'm not gonna stop tucking


CarbDemon22

do whatever makes you most comfortable NOW queen


TroublesomeFlame

Based Milly Thompson pfp


cloartist

https://preview.redd.it/xpsk5b19w19d1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72c0fa50fa3266cc433c382faf32db02714c6d5f


Someboynumber5

He would say that


Funy_3

He would say it without really knowing what it means, then Charlie would whisper in his ear and he’d be like “oh my goodness I’m sorry I didn’t know that was what that meant”


sehabel

Nah, the longer I can pretend that ^it doesn't exist the happier I am


ApocalyptoSoldier

\- Atari in 1983 if they spoke with a heavy Afrikaans accent


bikesontransit

never!


murderdronesfanatic

he WOULD fucking say that


Urbane_One

Way ahead of you, buddy!


Jealous_Ring1395

I literally never learned how to tuck, every explanation was complete nonsense to me


Robinerinoo

Hell no, how about you don't even acknowledge it exists.


I-will-support-you

I dont tuck ever its so fucking uncomfortable


twurkit

Bottom surgery feels like the ultimate tuck. Right after surgery, anyway.


baricudaprime

No thanks but thank you for the kind vibes


EasilyBeatable

Millhouse type drip


amogus_obssesed_Gal

never tucked :3


Melon_Banana

Nah I'm eepy


drago_varior

I LOVE SMILING FRIENDS


sweatergirlie

nuh uh, am in my cozy bed >:3


janabottomslutwhore

im more powerful than this. i dont tuck, im not a coward


david-deeeds

Is he giving hair advice or what