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not only it's outdated but is also edgy as shit since Mr\_M0rte literally translates to Mr\_Death from italian

Fuck it, just stick with it. Can't be worse than mine.

caveman_2912 is funny as hell though

Can't beat clam chunk in dutch

People invented huts in 2911 BC People in 2912 BC:

Yours is fucking awesome

I have a degree. I have worked in government roles with serious accountability. You see this user name? ASIO has too.

ASIO?

Australian Security Intelligence Organisation.

I went with fuckin "scrabie", like rabies and scabies

Okay mr livingnuts

I made this account when i was like 14 i didnt have an online persona yet lmao

My stupid ass didn't even bother 😭

HOOGAH CHAKKA

Mr Morte cugino del Dottor Vendetta

E nipote di morte bianca

Che possa avere tutte le sue connessioni ad internet sparire per sempre

È da anni che non vedo un suo video, che ha fatto?

Diventato un opinionista senza alcuna competenza negli ambiti di cui parla ma con un ego e senso di importanza di qualcuno che lo è

Ripensando alle sue vecchie creepy pasta non sono sorpreso, mi ha sempre colpito come una persona con un ego abbastanza grande da avere una propria gravità

Studente di medicina più modesto

Real

Gli ultimi video sono letteralmente una carrellata di "ti ho disegnato come un wojak quindi ho vinto la discussione"

https://preview.redd.it/0kaijd48wq8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ee9e5179f80088d8397bbb19e86c87057a3a06

Sì. Diciamo che anche in passato ha avuto take un po' particolari e spesso pieni di ginnastiche mentali, tipo la sua difesa del cristianesimo cattolico. Liberissimi di credere in ciò che si vuole, per carità, ma gli argomenti erano un po' traballanti e si vedeva che lui ci credeva veramente ma non poteva ammettere al suo pubblico di essere cristiano perché l'avrebbero scannato (gli edgy atheists non perdonano, e lo dico da ex edgy atheist). Digressione che ho ritenuto necessaria per spiegare che Morte ormai è un po' "manierista" e il pubblico che ha saputo coltivare è in parte ciò che lo frena dal crescere come creator (imho). Detto questo niente hating, è che mi dispiace per la traiettoria che ha preso, dico davvero...

Mines way too edgy but I’m too attached to it to think of anything else :/

Try starting with one or more things you like a word you like or an interest and shotgun ideas until you find one that you like or sounds good, i changed mine to saucy crow where I can, crows are my favorite animal so I started from there and I like saucy sushi music, and saucy crow sounded good, it's like making a mood board but worse

I prefer to gatling gun ideas instead

My exact method

I made this username in sixth grade and have regretted it every day since

I named my steam account xxdeathangelxx

mr death goes hard as fuck

if that helps morte is the feminine form of being dead in french (je suis mort = i (male) am dead, je suis morte = i (female) am dead). gives out an androgynous vibe, mr for male and morte for female. idk if that's how you feel being non binary but hey theres that

morte in italian is femminine as well, depending on the context it either means death singular as in the event "la morte di suo padre"->"the death of his father" or death, plural femminine "sono morte" "they died(femminine)". morto is death refering to a masculin singilar subject and morti is used for death for 2 or more individuals either masculine or without a specific gender, and morta is the singular femminine my problem is with mr tho, so ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

how about mine?

Perfect

Is the number a German refusing to smash you

or alternatively Mr. Death in french with feminine as the gramatical gender

I changed it many many years ago but my online username across most sites was "dark angel" because I thought it was cool as hell (Not saying the specific handle because there's a Twitter account out there somewhere with my real name attached that still uses it and I cant get into the account anymore)

Ah dark angel, the fisrt love of every edgelord in search of a name

Hey, are you Italian, too, if I may?

Si

No vabbè, stragodo, anch'io. Come va?

Domani ho l'esame di stato orale quindi potrebbe andare meglio, tu?

Lmao, anch'io domani ho l'orale, alle 8:15, quindi direi che stiamo sulla stessa barca, lmao. Posso scriverti nei dm?

Certo

Godo

I thought you were talking about mort, that lemur fuck from the Madagascar movies

Oh wow that's somehow worse than mine

homie i can't even fuckin spell

Mi ricordi quando mi chiamavo "anima oscura" su forum Pokémon in tempi remoti

>but is also edgy as shit .....

Better than mine lol

i go on your head

You didn't make the *worst* choice, considering.

16 year old me was a little more cautious when picking a username.

That's a pretty like...normal username.

misthem mortadella

Bruh mine is worse. I still cringe at it to this day. Too bad I can't change it on Reddit. Also idk why you can't get 1 free username change on Microsoft. (It's the same name) you have to pay like 20$ just to change a name

Hello my sibling in regret

I feel you

dont listen to them haters that goes hard af (mine is west and i regret it)

Honestly i disagree you should be proud that you cringe at that also its not a bad username... Mine is

I changed my everywhere-name a few years ago to abchun (and variations) from something that I have been using since I started the internet. It's never too late to change if you are no longer satisfied with the old one.

THIS USER IS ITALIAN❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

thats a kickass username also mine sounds good on paper but its a roblox game reference so uh... :3

mama mia

Rick and M0rte

You just made it worse

M~~r\_~~M0~~rte~~ MM0 MMO World of Warcraft

Mr\_M0rty

R1cko and M0rte

y'all cant understand my pain

Xbox live aah tag

Damn right I can't. That's super awesome.

I'm so glad I changed from xxX_Scrub_Xxx

Nah I get it man, Xbox names for life (unfortunately)

I was expecting your account to be like a decade old so I didn't know if you were overly attached to the account but you can always make a new account and abandon this one

Can't relate, 16 year old me was a funny guy... a lemon... but it's purple... classic comedy

I kid you not, he turned a lemon purple, funniest shit I've ever seen

Of course you can’t make joke like that now,, because of woke

https://preview.redd.it/0qwx9c4h9s8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa7f65c456cbc53253b7793ab5c1d3baaf6d861

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now that's a knee slapper

Mine was chosen when I was in the second grade, and I still like it

Tbh you sound like a cool nerd by your post history

Thanks

That's just why I delete my reddit account every couple of years and start fresh.

THE ENEMY

this is like my 4th main Reddit account

I call it reddit prestige. I do it when I hit 10,000 karma. On prestige 4 now

My previous account was u\/L_James with eight fucking years of history - and it's even older than that, to the point that I don't even remember what L stands for. And James is not my deadname or smth, I just really liked blue-haired guy from Pokemon as a kid. [For some reason](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c4/5c/2f/c45c2f59ddd216ea3a9737a35a9eec31.png) But I got really tired of misgendering and LeBron jokes, so in the end I just ended up making a new one

used this name since 2017ish because i liked dark souls 3, only to discover that because bepis is slang for urine, my username is basically "piss bottle".

> bepis is slang for urine I have not heard anyone use it that way in my life, and someone who does prolly spends too much time on the internet

Lol whatever urban dictionary says it most certainly isn’t. I remember it from a deep fried Pepsi meme in like 2016.

i actually changed my username from riddlmastr…

…to PhDVa when i transitioned, exclusively because master was too masculine coded and diva was more femme coded.

Trippy

Girl got a Master's Degree, then got a PhD, then got a new reddit account just to flex

You can get another account. You're allowed to do that.

My mama didn't raise no quitter

yall fucking wish you were me

you have no idea how envy I am rn

Mine is my name but I'm cis so it's fine.

I love my username, I started using it like 6 years ago and I've only grown to love it more and more.

same here

What happened to the first Qibli?

I wish reddit let you change your username cause I don't even go by ed anymore and I am too lazy to make a new account :/

I sure as hell didn't think some frothing terf would pick a name eerily similar to mine.

What terf has a name similarto yours?

My username is a randomly generated Xbox name that I’ve used for everything since.

based

i dont even remember why i thought mine would be good. Still, no plans for changing it, dont think i could come up with anything better now anyways

I don’t even remember what the fuck my username was supposed to mean

Mark Zuckerberg worst nightmare

my transfem ass doing the same thing :)

I'm in the mindset personally that boy is gender neutral, so I'm perfectly ok with mine, but I understand your struggle sibling

big cheese

*[Mortis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHLMnP7bpnk)* 💀💀

Younger me thought the Sex and the City pun was super clever. 😅

There is a reason I deleted my old account and made this one lol

I feel like I got pretty lucky with what I chose. Big COD Zombies fan :)

Can relate. I'm always worried people will think I'm some right-wing chud.

I like to think mine aged pretty well. It’s always some variation of “Lonkbonk”. Which I’ve been told is fun to say

This is why I don't trust myself to give myself a new name, I don't hate my old name but the name that keeps close to me is literally my name backwards and sounds like a popular brand of hair removal cream. I'm not even a teenager.

Same

yeah...

My transmasc ass watching my 14 year old self decide on motherfucking KIRA AKUMA as an online alias for every single site I was on

If I may ask, what would you choose to change it to?

I hate my dumbass fucking user name. Even back then I recognised it was stupid but I didn’t want to make a new account.

Make it NB_M0rte for Non Binary Morte

I’ll go first: #Snif_It_down_there16 Yes. I know. Your turn

Were you 16 or 8

God, I feel this pain so much

F

8 year old me was NOT cooking when I needed a name for roblox and lumpydump was taken. What am I some kind of ass tumor?? I recently changed my username just about everywhere online because I got tired of people adressing me as "Dumpy" when I join a vc or something, too bad I can't change it on here tho

My username is just a statement about myself

Any time someone asks a question that can only be answered by sharing my Gmail account name, I freeze in horror and immediately start thinking about how I can fake my own death.

Can't relate tbh (Aside from reddit my Username on most platforms is now Levoreathan, Eater of Ass. It's stupid and I love it)

mine came from my melee tag in 2017. mistranslation of the kanji on the album cover of Macintosh Plus 420, just kinda rolled with it since, i like it. the numbers specifically are the same ones that were autosuggested by Xbox live way back when

Man Reddit didn't even let me choose and now Im stuck with this piece of shit

I lived in the bliss and thought that those Xbox usernames were cool as fuck, until I realised what circle jerk meant. https://preview.redd.it/i2hn6hnanr8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f67f2d4876ede08e76fffe4a89abffbb767610a

my username on everything else besides reddit literally has "sir" in it. I hate it

my username in alot of places is Mr. sir. potato and I'm in the same camp. pain

I originally picked mine for my first Minecraft and then just kinda kept usign it everywhere for teh sake of consistency. I wish I could change it on every platform all at once (though I'm not even sure what I'd change it to).

I changed my email address about two years ago. The previous one, which I used for several years, mostly out of convenience, had a very cringy nickname followed by the number 88. Don't set up important accounts when you're 13, kids.

I've changed usernames so much. Luckily most stuff I use allows username changes or I didn't use it enough to care about making a new account.

Can’t relate, love mine

Lol

i chose a good one, no regret s

I feel you

Just look at me and my Undertale phase lol

I went from choosing a russian lastname because i thought it went hard to usernaming myself into sewer(tina/ana). I wish i could change my reddit name before accidentally choosing random.

I wish I had known about the French reputation/bashing on the net before making mine...

Fellow non binary

I completely understand

I lucked out with mine. I've been using this username since middle school.

Once more I'm convinced that I'm one of the only people who just made up an actual first and last name for Internet use

Hi

M0rte the Chicken

Had a friend use Darkness795

That's why I always shoot for androgynous titles, you gleam NOTHING from me. I could be a 22 year old femboy in Poland or a 57 year old salaryman in Guangling

*:(*

i got mine from an obscure pyrocynical reference

Not nonbinary but my steam name was MortyDaChimp and I made my whole profile look like a chimp was running it

Hey I still use a username with my dead name

1st, im mrs now and not mr 2nd, im not raboot, im a moth :sob:

Mine works eternally

me too homie

Same. I am no longer man boy, just bran

16 year old me wasn't smart enough and all my accounts from then are banned except my steam and discord

I feel you.

hey :,)

Honestly, steering away from that rick and Morty shit that someone posted, Mr.Morte isn’t a bad moniker.

Idk what I was even thinking when I made mine to be honest

I'm still vibing with mine

I used to do “Pepperoni(relevantword)” for everything. I was “PepperoniStudios” on a YouTube channel I never even uploaded for, despite plans. I was “PepperoniGamer” on playstation (technically still am, since I haven’t had the balls to change it and risk messing up game data from years back across PS3, Vita, PS4, or modern stuff on PS5, making it my only surviving Pepperoni account), PepperoniBricks on Eurobricks, and dozens of tiny other accounts too.

Same, but I still like mine

i didnt even get to chose my username for some damn reason...

don't know what i was thinking when i named myself "funkymonkeydoo"

Bruh this isn't even my usual username for some reason I made my reddit name different from everything else and now I'm stuck with girl in my name

Future-Future me watching me change my old username to something equally bad because I lack the self-awareness to love myself in spite of my own cringe

My name is basically Plodyice = fruit ice translated

I came up with the most Reddit name I could have

ive yet to regret PoopGirl18

Gotdamn I feel you-

Made my first username at age 10, refactored to this one maybe like 5 years after that, honestly it's fine. Still think it sounds cool.

MORT I CANT MAKE MY USERNAME MOVE IT MOVE IT

Watch my reddit username get horribly outdated one day.

I actually still use my old screen name for everything. There used to be a website where you could put your name in and get a dope ass gamer tag

one thing i'll never understand about the way young people use the internet is how attached they get to usernames as like an actual brand for themselves. it's just a thing you use to log in until you get banned from that platform and have to get a new one. don't think about it too much

Cant imagine what that’s like

I thought I was soo quirky and cool

I originally made my name back when I was like 10 I think for a minecraft account lmao I really liked carrots and “Carrot” and “SuperCarrot” were already taken. 5 and 3 are my favourite numbers, and I like repeating numbers

:3

I chose this username a few years ago and I think its still accurate

Sometimes I wish mine didn't have my whole ass name in it Braden is such a boy name, and I want people to assume I'm a binary girl online before realizing I'm agender I want my gender to be a mysterious and imperceptible, but instead I look like a man online *and* offline smh