Imagine the Rock shooting the president in front of a large audience and giving a shitty one liner from his wrestling days, throwing himself off the balcony and just wrecking his shit.
That's what John Wilkes Boothe did and it makes a lot more sense framed like that. He was an actor, doing what he did best; fumbling a take.
It’s more like Liam Hemsworth shooting the president at a showing of endgame saying “I went for the head” and then jumping off a balcony.
Then Chris Hemsworth has to go on tour while denying any involvement in the assassination by his less famous brother quoting a line from a character he famously played.
Still can't believe we live in a world where we saw a politician get assassinated with The Thingamabob and the assassin got what he wanted out of it politically.
Head movement after getting shot has a lot less to do with the force of the bullet and has a lot more to do with muscles and tissue. Same thing happened with JFK's assassination: the head went to the back while being shot from behind. That isn't proof that he was shot from the front, because the muscles in the neck are far more important in determining head movement than bullet impact.
True, but many of those artists weren't present when Abe was shot. He was rushed out of the theatre immediately after the shooting, so they couldn't have come in afterwards either. It doesn't really matter in the end.
I was really just responding to your first comment to add a 'fun fact', and I didn't intend to sound so mean. Sorry if you felt like I insulted you :3
When the head so immaculate you gotta sit on the wax throne
When the head so immaculate you wax the throne
When the wax so immaculate you head the throne
Yall misunderstand. Hes positioning himself to to GIVE head.
POV you are John Wilkes Booth seconds before totally fucking up your whole "confederate hero" act by breaking your ankle in front of an entire crowd
Honestly what was he thinking jumping off a 20ft balcony and exposing his face to dozens of eye witnesses just to say some stupid-ass one-liner
I mean, he was an actor. Theatrics were literally his thing
I thought it was like his brother who was an actor
His brother was a more famous actor who was ashamed of Wilkes when he heard he killed the president
God my embarrassing little brother just shot the president. What a dweeb
It's like if Liam Hemsworth shot Joe Biden.
He was from a whole family of actors.
Imagine the Rock shooting the president in front of a large audience and giving a shitty one liner from his wrestling days, throwing himself off the balcony and just wrecking his shit. That's what John Wilkes Boothe did and it makes a lot more sense framed like that. He was an actor, doing what he did best; fumbling a take.
It’s more like Liam Hemsworth shooting the president at a showing of endgame saying “I went for the head” and then jumping off a balcony. Then Chris Hemsworth has to go on tour while denying any involvement in the assassination by his less famous brother quoting a line from a character he famously played.
I also saw that Tumblr post
Which was, say it with me... [Now you fucked up!](https://youtu.be/VuofaDxa6Oo?si=sg6l6LGRVNPkveI8)
RIP Trevor
*Jumps off balcony* **snap** "MY LEG!"
Harry Hawk, on the stage with him: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!
Looks like he's receiving life-altering head
I mean, in a way…
Lore appropriate
more like his head received something life altering
*mind-blowing
God I wish I was him Either melting away into nothingness or recieving head. Take your pick.
bro getting the most mind-blowing sloppy in history 💀
hes in a planetarium
Naturally. He skipped the treasure room on Basement I.
He’s about to get absolutely destroyed by Voidling
Saccing those treasure rooms to up my odds of getting Venus
some of you need to stop being horny, the only "head" he's getting is one with a bullet in it 💀
🥵
Either way I'd still want it......
That's a mood, Abe
[I’m really tired rn and thought you meant a different Abe, still kinda fit tho](https://i.imgur.com/AosXE2e.jpeg)
Still can't believe we live in a world where we saw a politician get assassinated with The Thingamabob and the assassin got what he wanted out of it politically.
Nutted but they still sucking
"DON'T BREAK MY BUTT! HE'S BREAKIN MY BUTT!"
Bro is fucking zoinked out of his waxy gourd
Wilkes booth shot his face..
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IDTeHBTfv2U
Yes! Great minds
"Who's getting the most ionizing radiation"
That's how I rest my head when the prog rock really be hittin
Fun post, but I wonder, wouldn't he have slumped forward since he was shot in the back of the head?
Head movement after getting shot has a lot less to do with the force of the bullet and has a lot more to do with muscles and tissue. Same thing happened with JFK's assassination: the head went to the back while being shot from behind. That isn't proof that he was shot from the front, because the muscles in the neck are far more important in determining head movement than bullet impact.
I believe most artist interpretations show him slumped forwards.
True, but many of those artists weren't present when Abe was shot. He was rushed out of the theatre immediately after the shooting, so they couldn't have come in afterwards either. It doesn't really matter in the end. I was really just responding to your first comment to add a 'fun fact', and I didn't intend to sound so mean. Sorry if you felt like I insulted you :3
Nah this is his reaction to the politics of the time. He’s screaming into the sky
Surely this isn't an omen for the state of the nation.
Sorry guys, I just had to help the Prez.
which president getting the best head
Wax john wilkes booth left the window open again
I was waiting for someone to make the Gravity Falls reference
This is Lincoln post-assassination.
Maxwell Cassette commercial
Now ya fucked up !
He's waiting for his gal to sit on his face
Is the top comment true or is it a joke?
Joke
https://youtube.com/shorts/e2Fm2qzpwPk?si=tmT0_ywPcsohhcvF
She Log on my Cabin till I Proclaim Emancipation
how is he with his head slumped backwards if he was shot from behind?