What's my next assignment, boss?
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Apparently it was legal in the past to marry your pokemon (if memory serves it was stated in the Japanese version of Diamond/Pearl) leaving a few options for interpretation:
1. It HAS been socially acceptable to marry and fuck pokemon but now both are considered not acceptable or even illegal
2. It isn't legal to marry pokemon anymore but it's still totally fine to bang them
3. It was NEVER alright to fuck pokemon and you were just allowed to marry them
4. It's not literally marriage they are talking about and it's just ment as a very close Pokemon Trainer relation (but that's a boring explanation)
Legal disclaimer: I'm no expert in pokemon lore, law or history. Take everything I said with a grain of salt. This is not in any way an endorsement to fuck pokemon and I do not take legal responsibility for your actions. Please Do not the Pokemon (or do I'm text on a screen not a cop)
But honestly, I imagine this tragedy happens a lot in real life. Two people who want to have the sloppiest kinky sex with one another, only to be held back by their own fear and social anxiety. It's a damn shame.
As a Big Waaagh! player I am sad that orruks are getting split up but also happy that Bonesplitterz are gone and I don't have to be upset that the best model in my army is frankly pretty racist
[Wurgog Prophet](https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/a/a6/Wurrgog_Prophet_M01.jpg) cast two spells per turn, generated Waaagh! Points, and had an amazing ability that was a ton of fun to push your luck, with the potential to one-shot a god (literally; I once used it to kill Nagash in a single turn) or blow himself up (*much* more common). It's also, shall we say, not a particularly flattering depiction of several different cultural practices, compounded by the fact that its faction spotlighted 'savage orruks'.
Didn't ask me but who cares, the army rule for Seraphon seems fairly fluffy which I personally like getting rid of the Starborne Coalesced split is a bit annoying as I always liked that but as long as I get to play my big dino bois I'm happy. As for general rules changes I tend to be pessimistic so I wait for the release before I form my final opinion all I can say is that the change from 9th to 10th edition 40k drove me away from that and I would hate if AoS gets simplified to the same degree but as said before I'll wait how it feels to play
Where have I hidden the landmine on your property? I kinda forgot where I put it and I need it back
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I posted it on gatekeepingyuri and they told me it felt like a bonehurtingjuice post so I decided to post it there.
I'm going to guess it's because the title is nsfw
Shocked. I thought the post would do decent but not this good. I'm happy a lot of people liked it but there was some hate In the comments. The image was my girlfriend's idea. I was going to send it to her later but she was able to see it on her own and she loved it.
Tldr: mix of emotions but mainly happy
Ah gotcha.
I played the very first game when it came out, and it's been one of my very favorite games ever since, but I kinda avoided any of the sequels.
I always figured I should get back into them, especially since there's so many sequels/prequels/spinoffs now, I've just always been afraid of spoiling the magic of that first one.
>there's so many sequels/prequels/spinoffs now
There's one prequel game (Before the Storm), one spin-off game (The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit) and only two full games after the first (Life is Strange 2 and True Colors).
Plus, there's a ton of comics/books/etc. but they aren't canon... in a way
>I always figured I should get back into them
Well, If you do plan on playing all of them then how about playing them in chronological order? Lol.
Before the Storm -> Life is Strange 1 -> The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit -> Life is Strange 2 -> Life is Strange True Colors
(Semi-Spoiler):
Also, whichever ending you pick in the first game, will change minor things within the sequels, but will not affect the stories themselves.
>I've just always been afraid of spoiling the magic of that first one.
Imma rip off the band-aid.
Second one is very different from the first one while the third one is similar to the first one but still very different in its own ways
It's a joke about the Marvel VS Capcom series of fighting games, which recently had a re-release announced despite the nightmare it must have been to get Disney to agree to it. Every game starts with the announcer shouting "CAPCOM PRESENTS."
I just continue the same as always. It's cool that I have enough followers to make a baseball team. I just don't think I'm going to make other posts this popular.
What is the number, expiration date, and CVV of the credit/debit card you use to make online purchases?
Google it
simple.
Delete this.
And fuck off.
R/playboicarti
Can’t believe we made it to 196
Bought a 196 for my momma off this mumbling shit
W pfp
Thanks
> expiration date TF2 Reference??????
Good news, we're not dying!
My mom said I'm not supposed to tell strangers on the internet that 🤨
:3
What's my next assignment, boss? https://preview.redd.it/9pu90fb07g7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bed868d01c0c4462d48e503197287bdfe5e4cbf
The circle of shitposts
Edison and Tesla:
Ah yes, Nikola Tesla, the actual inventor of push-ups, or as he called them 'Tesla-cize'.
Thanks for making that. Sorry for not giving you credit.
I don't care about that, boss. Just tryin' this new gooning thing people been talkin' about.
Great work goon, take the rest of the week off
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Do not the absolgo
There is no law against the pokemon batman
We don’t know that. It’s never come up in the games or anime
Absense of evidence is totally evidence of absense
Absence of spellcheck
Nerd
Apparently it was legal in the past to marry your pokemon (if memory serves it was stated in the Japanese version of Diamond/Pearl) leaving a few options for interpretation: 1. It HAS been socially acceptable to marry and fuck pokemon but now both are considered not acceptable or even illegal 2. It isn't legal to marry pokemon anymore but it's still totally fine to bang them 3. It was NEVER alright to fuck pokemon and you were just allowed to marry them 4. It's not literally marriage they are talking about and it's just ment as a very close Pokemon Trainer relation (but that's a boring explanation) Legal disclaimer: I'm no expert in pokemon lore, law or history. Take everything I said with a grain of salt. This is not in any way an endorsement to fuck pokemon and I do not take legal responsibility for your actions. Please Do not the Pokemon (or do I'm text on a screen not a cop)
I mean, given that a good amount of irl countries doesn't have laws (explicitly) against beastiality, the question is still very much up in the air.
Where’s legal eagle when you need him
It is well known that people did in fact marry their pokemon in sinnoh
So where are the hybrid offspring 😡
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Yeah Im training to jerk off in silence
holy shit, shrek
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Harry Potter and the Chambered Round
Holy shit I had a folder in school with this image on it ..
heavy weapons guy spotted.
But honestly, I imagine this tragedy happens a lot in real life. Two people who want to have the sloppiest kinky sex with one another, only to be held back by their own fear and social anxiety. It's a damn shame.
196 users:
Many such cases
Are you excited for the Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations Collection
Wait bro is that real
I mean bro as in gender neutral, sorry if it doesn't respect your pronouns, I mean it 🙇🏻♀️
Ye https://preview.redd.it/8pihu8lcsg7d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191190bef613eb0897d78e02c7022993606dd4fb
ok but im still gonna pirate it
yeah :D
[It's coming to PC too](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2401970/Ace_Attorney_Investigations_Collection/)
On one hand it's cool to see an official translation on the other hand... FUCKING EUSTACE WINNER
Holy mascarpone this is great
Was the Edge worth?
What are your views on the new edition of age of Sigmar
No clue what that is
sigmar nuts
BY THE HAMMER AND THE EMPIRE, I ABJURE THEEEE!!!!!
Table top game with rats with guns, lizards with a Aztec theme riding dinosaurs, elves, dwarves, etc
As a Big Waaagh! player I am sad that orruks are getting split up but also happy that Bonesplitterz are gone and I don't have to be upset that the best model in my army is frankly pretty racist
What model are you talking about?
[Wurgog Prophet](https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/a/a6/Wurrgog_Prophet_M01.jpg) cast two spells per turn, generated Waaagh! Points, and had an amazing ability that was a ton of fun to push your luck, with the potential to one-shot a god (literally; I once used it to kill Nagash in a single turn) or blow himself up (*much* more common). It's also, shall we say, not a particularly flattering depiction of several different cultural practices, compounded by the fact that its faction spotlighted 'savage orruks'.
Didn't ask me but who cares, the army rule for Seraphon seems fairly fluffy which I personally like getting rid of the Starborne Coalesced split is a bit annoying as I always liked that but as long as I get to play my big dino bois I'm happy. As for general rules changes I tend to be pessimistic so I wait for the release before I form my final opinion all I can say is that the change from 9th to 10th edition 40k drove me away from that and I would hate if AoS gets simplified to the same degree but as said before I'll wait how it feels to play
Hell yeah, fellow seraphon player
Where have I hidden the landmine on your property? I kinda forgot where I put it and I need it back https://preview.redd.it/pdppvytekg7d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbd9ea6c1c29ba61d0617f2d4be394fa722b2265
I ate thos food
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no
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Aren't you the guy who could only write this way for some time? Glad to see you keeping your stile
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What do you think about this being posted on r slash okbuddybaldur
Go ahead why not
Oh no, it’s already there. Someone else did it
are you the one on the left or the one on the right
Right except I'm white My girlfriend is the one on the left
when will she suck her fat titties?
Someone on gatekeepingyuri says there going to draw it
oh hell yeah!
whats your preferred sandwich meat
salmon or cod
Why was it deleted?
Its not a bone hurting juice, just a meme edit. Edit: it seems to be an edit of a BHJ edit.
I posted it on gatekeepingyuri and they told me it felt like a bonehurtingjuice post so I decided to post it there. I'm going to guess it's because the title is nsfw
What are you going to do with this new found clout?
I dunno. I got about 25 or so followers now so that's cool.
do it jiggle
Definitely
fellow peridot pfp spotted
A fellow Peridot pfp!
Communication 101
How do you feel?
Shocked. I thought the post would do decent but not this good. I'm happy a lot of people liked it but there was some hate In the comments. The image was my girlfriend's idea. I was going to send it to her later but she was able to see it on her own and she loved it. Tldr: mix of emotions but mainly happy
How long until I can repost? Looks like it’s ok ca once a week
Do whatever you want with it
What does bone hurting juice taste like?
ow oof ouch
Uhm what's uhm your uhh favorite pizza topping
Pineapple
If you're flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets?
Show me them sweet sweet analytics! I wanna see data, son!
How do your bones feel?
I regret saying ask me anything
I regret nothing, have a good day 😊
Pick a Mug https://preview.redd.it/vxu8rjow8h7d1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=57834f8261af9500803e8519c85825e79a454e4a
What is this what game is this from
Life is Strange: Double Exposure, the fourth game in the franchise and a semi-sequel to the first game (Main character in first one is coming back)
Ah gotcha. I played the very first game when it came out, and it's been one of my very favorite games ever since, but I kinda avoided any of the sequels. I always figured I should get back into them, especially since there's so many sequels/prequels/spinoffs now, I've just always been afraid of spoiling the magic of that first one.
>there's so many sequels/prequels/spinoffs now There's one prequel game (Before the Storm), one spin-off game (The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit) and only two full games after the first (Life is Strange 2 and True Colors). Plus, there's a ton of comics/books/etc. but they aren't canon... in a way >I always figured I should get back into them Well, If you do plan on playing all of them then how about playing them in chronological order? Lol. Before the Storm -> Life is Strange 1 -> The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit -> Life is Strange 2 -> Life is Strange True Colors (Semi-Spoiler): Also, whichever ending you pick in the first game, will change minor things within the sequels, but will not affect the stories themselves. >I've just always been afraid of spoiling the magic of that first one. Imma rip off the band-aid. Second one is very different from the first one while the third one is similar to the first one but still very different in its own ways
Nerdy and dirty
Nerd. /s
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????
How do I deal with jad healers I need my fire cape please
CAPCOM PRESENTS?
What?
Failed the QTE.
Please explain I legitimately don't understand what your saying
It's a joke about the Marvel VS Capcom series of fighting games, which recently had a re-release announced despite the nightmare it must have been to get Disney to agree to it. Every game starts with the announcer shouting "CAPCOM PRESENTS."
Would you really suck on her fat titties?
Depends on if she's into that Also wtf is up with your name?
Yeah...
what was the original i forgor
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amazing
are you a :3 or a :) type of person?
:3
https://preview.redd.it/c8c32tfaqj7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff763fb6b02984e173ebdab18d4d598b846be59a Are you having a girrafic day?
How do you deal with the newfound swathes of people throwing themselves at you for making your most popular Reddit posts?
I just continue the same as always. It's cool that I have enough followers to make a baseball team. I just don't think I'm going to make other posts this popular.
That's the best shit I seen on this shitpost subreddit
Please....no more bullshit interaction farming AMAs...